/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>3897994

I think it's because you used macaroni, it's a childish pasta type...try and be more alpha with some rotini or get in touch with your feminine side with bow-tie if you want to impress people.

>>3898006

I knew that feel, but got over it. Now, I never cook for my friends! I cook for myself and invite them to join me. Much healthier attitude :-)

>>3897994
you know those cheap frozen pizzas that have a thin hard crust, what if you broke it halfways while still frozen and then halved those halves to it's in four pieces and you put all the pieces with the crust facing inward on a big cookie sheet before putting it in the oven, the crust wouldn't get burnt and the inside would get thoroughly cooked

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna for one
Oh, I'm not crying, no
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland

>>3898089
i'm not upset because you left me this way. My eyes are just a little sweaty today

>>3897994
this is one of my few visits to /ck/
and that was pretty goddamn funny; i hope is not a copypasta

so i'm gonna try to visit some more

>>3897994
You got hurt feelings, OP?

>>3898145
Same anon, I forgot to ask if you hate when people don't take you seriously as a rapper too?

Profiteroles aren't the best thing to follow up casseroles with.