/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Marketing.

I always found that funny too.

Should I feel guilty if I eat one by myself all alone, since I'm not at a party?

But seriously, I suspect it's a subtle message saying "tastes great when you're drunk and/or high."

Same way that "fun-size" means smaller. It's not fun if it's small. Fun-size should be about the size of a '74 Buick. Similarly, that's not a party pizza. It's a crying shame. Also, Totino's is awful.

>>3863303
Its name in spanish is far more apt "Fiesta con Un Amigo"

Totinos is a one course meal for one.

>>3863305

They don't taste that bad, especially considering the price. But they're incredibly loaded with transfats compared to other frozen pizzas, and those annoying holes in the crust cause the cheese to melt down onto the pan of my pizzazz oven and burn onto it.

>>3863303
>>3863305
I can eat so many of those pizzas it isn't funny and still craze more. It's like my toaster oven never gets a rest. Every time I see one I crave 6 of them.

I've not eaten them in about a year now I think.

To make a homemade pizza it takes 20 mins..dont be lazy and eat shit like this.

>>3863334
I can't make my homemade pizzas taste like Totino's or Jeno's. My homemade pizzas are an entirely different beast. It's like comparing hot pockets to roast beef sandwiches simply because both have roast beef in them.

Because any time you eat pizza it's a party... Even if it's 2AM and you order garbage tier pizza like Dominos.

PIZZA=PARTY

In all honesty spreading some tomato sauce and some cheese on a bread and popping that into your toaster oven taste better.

>>3863334
How can you make a homemade pizza in 20 minutes? I let my dough rise at LEAST 30 minutes

>mfw i used to live off of those cheap ass party pizzas when i lived alone and was actually losing weight for once in my life.

>>3863445

Could make a yeast free dough? I have done that before... wasn't bad, wasn't great either though.

Terrible, I mean the worst crust and cheese you will ever eat. I had one yesterday and I couldn't eat it because it was so bland.

>>3863470
No one eats totinos pizza without covering it in their choice of sauce.

The hamburger one actually has a bit of fennel in it, so it's probably the least bland of all of them.

>>3863336
You should be glad your pizza doesn't taste like totino's

Everything you could say bad about them is true, but I don't care. It's a guilty pleasure. It's not supposed to be an excellent product.

>natural ice in the freezer long enough to create some ice crystals
>couple of totino's party pizzas in the oven (use parchment paper, you plebs)
>italian seasoning, ranch dressing and hot sauce err'where
>shitty netflix movie (or torrent)

Best night you can have for less than $15 (includes subscription)

>>3863307

This guy is right. I think these pizzas are best served at parties once everyone is drunk and high as hell. It's cheap and easy for the party host.

Of course I am talking about parties for either the young & poor or the adult & white trash. If anyone in attendance makes over $24K/year then do not serve.

Any yes >>3863476 hamburger is the best. Almost any sauce will make it better. I prefer any kind of hot sauce (green tabasco is my favorite).

>Not folding up your Totino's pizza like a big taco and eating it

ISHYGDDT

>>3863754
I'VE DONE THIS AND IT WAS AMAZING.

god tier totino's pizza.
five in a pack. six fucking dollars.

It's a party for one.

>>3863754
That's how you take shit-tier food to the next level without adding ingredients. I applaud thee anon. /ck/ can learn a lesson from people like you.

Another great party food is Totino's pizza rolls. Drunk guests can leave your party peeling the roof of their mouths off with their tongue. That inside is always molten lava hot

My favorite frozen pizza. I'm glad they're selling the smaller versions at the dollar store.

i like tree tavern, and dr. oetker ristorante pizza

and ellio's

can we make this a making-shit-store-food-better-by-doing-things-to-it thread?

here's a simple one i love: cayenne pepper on chicken nuggets

>>3864572
Seasoned salt on frozen corn or microwave french fries. Shit makes everything classy.

>>3863308
is there an image of this?

>>3863303
it's so good op

>>3863476
do fries count as a type of sauce?

>>3863754
>>3863769
its easier as a burrito

it cooks like a oven, but uses the energy and takes as long as a toaster oven.

>>3865207

You shouldn't have been granted the privilege of life

with five bucks and you can eat like a king for a week

I've eaten it every day for years.
That recall a while back was a little scary.

how do you guys feel about the celeste pizza for one?

for a dollar you can't beat it imo

>>3865224
also you can cook them in the toaster oven for like 10 mins or just put in in the microwave for a couple but it wont get crispy

>>3865225

I had one a year or two ago; IIRC correctly I found the sauce a bit bland.

>>3865230
you're supposed to eat them with franks red hot

I love shitty garbage food, but not these things. What do they cost

Because the delicious flavors of the pizza are like a party in your mouth.

>>3863303
Only frozen pizza I like. Most pizza has shitty sauce, but that ones so good, I don't even think it's tomato based.

Nasty if it's not really crispy though.

>>3863588
i make 25k, can i serve?

>>3865213
Disgusting. You're better off spending that $5 on a Little Caesars hot & ready pizza.

>>3867601

>>3867552
Absolutely do not serve. $24K is a widely accepted cut-off point. However, if every single one of your guests makes $24K or less then absolutely serve, but you may not partake. Sorry, it's the rules.

captcha: treasurer plenai

Totino's has its purpose.

A struggling cook low on cash needs a cheesy greasy heart clogging meal full of simple complex carbs after a long day of grinding for the man.

and/or Totino's is garbage tier. Only the freshest ingredients from my all natural pesticide, and hormone free garden should be used in creating my authentic Italian brick oven pizza

I always assumed they were implying children's parties because that's the only "people" who eat those nasty fucking things. I've had a few in my day and they are far from enjoyable, even for a dollar.

>A superior challenger appears

This shit costs $2.50 and makes 2 10x15 thin crust pizzas for me.

All I add are onions, jalapenos, and bits of bar-s cheep shit sausage.

I love these cheap pizzas because it reminds me of being a kid. Ahh, being raised on welfare and food stamps...

>>3867812
>"people"

Some people have no idea how amusing they are.

>>3867902
Toddlers aren't people.

I like making pita pizzas, so good

and cheap

>>3867914
Actually, they are.

best frozen pizza cummin thru

>>3867948
Second-ed!

>>3867836

That costs ~$4 at all the stores here. I haven't bought one in a while but they used to only have dough mix, sauce, and a bag of dried parmesan, which means unless you wanted the only cheese on your pizza to be parmesan, you have to also buy cheese.

so you are looking at at least another $2 for cheese. I wouldn't compare it to a $1 frozen prepared pizza.

>>3868574
The parmesean it comes with is fine with me.

But those totinos pizzas are $1.50 here and those tombstones are at least $2 if I remember right.

One box of chef boyardee pizza stuff will make more than 4 totinos pizzas.

Buying snack food in a college town sucks.

all these pizzas look fucking gross
i'm so glad i never eat frozen pizzas
they look awfull
fucking awfull

I had this once and it was fucking horrible. The pepperoni looked like rubber painted into looking like a pepperoni.

>>3868609
I, too, am glad you don't buy them. It leaves more for me!

if you love buying the cheapest pieces of shit in the store then totinos is the pizza for you.

>>3868646
I love totinos so yes.

Seriously im scared for the consumer im not sure how they make the economics on the pizzas work without some serious over sites.

I used to just eat those Mother Celeste pizzas when I was young and stupid. I'm glad you guys still eat this stuff, being old and stupid.

>implying this isn't the best deal around for 10 bucks

>>3868735
DiGiorno went from do-it-yourself pizza dough to frozen pizza to frozen pizza and dessert for the laziest people on the planet. The downfall of DiGiorno is like witnessing a great Hollywood actress go into hardcore porn.

>>3868737
Bahahaha

>>3868737
bahahahah

>>3868737
I miss the deep dish pizza they use to have, you know that was like three inches or so thick full of sauce cheese and pepperoni...

>Best frozen pizza
>Not Jack's

I've only ever seen them at gas stations and shit, but they're still so fucking godlike.

It's a party because there's literally little people inside.

You're murdering little party people.

>>3868754

I love Jack's so much. I've only seen them at grocery stores here in the Midwest.

PARTY ROCK IS ON THIS CRUST TONIGHT
EVERYBODY EAT THIS PIZZA ON TIME

How has nobody posted this motherfucker yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

>>3868779
You want to know what the worst part of this video is?

He washes all of that down with a grape smirnoff ice.

allofmywhy.jpg.png.rar

>>3868735
am I doing it right?

I dunno, when you can basically eat a whole pizza yourself, why get these "Party Pizzas"? might as well get 8 of them

Disgusting as fuck, I can't even stand to eat it anymore and I used to not mind eating it

It's a depressing state in your life if you're stuck eating one of these. And don't give me the whole HURR ITS NOT BAD or HURR I CAN ADD TOPPINGS ON IT IT'S NOT THAT BAD U GUYS, just face the facts

A real party pizza would be large enough to feed a dozen people

I can imagine some lone guy sitting in his room eating this tiny pizza, having a party by himself

>>3869292
hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

>>3869292

I can eat one of those in one sitting, but I choose not to. They're shit-tier pizza.

I'd rather do a semi-homemade pizza using crescent roll dough for the crust, sauce out of a jar, and lots of cheese and pepperoni.

>>3863303
I fucking love these. I wish they would make it in a larger size.

You can't find a better pizza for $1.

I really just hate these pizzas, so nasty, but at the same time now I'm craving one, wonderful.

god tier individual pizza reporting in

>don't have time to bake in the oven
>cook in the microwave instead

4-5 minutes is all it takes
The crust doesnt get crispy, but eh. The meat and cheese cooks up just fine

celeste is a lot better than totinos

you can't even microwave a totinos unless you want soggy shit

>>3867948
I'm afraid of that pizza brand because one time I got Tombstone pizza sauce on my face and it burned!!!!

>>3869424

I bought "family size" party pizzas like two times before I couldn't find them anymore.

I remember when Totino's used to cost $1.

Now they're like $1.40.

Fucking inflation, how does it work?

>>3869952
Home run inn believer, reporting in.

Stopped eating Celeste when I realized it didn't use cheese. The imitation cheese is:

>>, Imitation Mozzarella Cheese (Water, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Casein [Milk], Modified Food Starch, Trisodium Citrate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Lactic Acid, Natural Flavor, Disodium Phosphate, Lactic Acid, Natural Flavor, Disodium Phosphate, Artificial Color, Guar Gum, Sorbic Acid [To Preserve Freshness], Artificial Flavor)

Most of the shittier pizzas are. Thats why tombstone and stouffers are the lowest I go. On that note Stouffers frenchbread supreme pizza = masterrace for poor pizza.

I tried that once because I thought it looked tasty.

IMO it was mediocre at best.

>>3863411
>mfw i work at Domino's
You're not wrong, but there's some decent shit we make.

Pizza is pretty hard to get completely wrong

>>3863333
me too holy shit why are they so good

my Dad calls them "Tortino's" regardless of how many times I correct him. I've almost given up on correcting him, but not quite yet

>>3870075
I feel u

Grilled one for the first time this summer, just unbelievable. Fuck it, I'm grilling one tomorrow.

>>3870146
you should just start buying these instead and try to retain your sanity

>>3869952
I really want to try Home Run Inn pizza.

if youve ever partied in a public restroom then you know why they call it a party pizza

>>3868754
Kay Jack is better