/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes.

>>3851658
Please elaborate.

Twice.

a dick?

>>3851673
You literally ate it?

>>3851705
Ate what?

>>3851708
okay

I used to give my friend shit for bringing a fast-food cup full of milk to this taqueria we went to together. They didn't have milk and that's what he really wanted, so that was his solution.

He also gets his burgers with extra extra extra extra pickles. Literally a pile a pickles on his burger.

Yes, a pie barm. Its magnificence went unappreciated.

This happens to me all the time. But I don't give a fuck.

>seasoned quinoa
>avocados with seitan
>beans with tahini and yogurt
>curry (I don't even)
>lima beans
>tempeh
>mfw

>>3851658
Had to leave the computer for awhile.
Anyway, I've gotten shit for eating lots of stuff, because I'm not a picky eater at all, and I'll try anything (as long as it's not sick-inducing) at least once. I've been made fun of for eating:
>braised duck feet
>roasted bone marrow
>pear salad
>jello salads
>tofu
>curry (what the actual fuck?)
>middle eastern food
>cottage cheese with honey
>medium-rare burgers
>salads (yes, some people actually made fun of me for eating fucking SALAD)
>green bean casserole NOT made with canned soup
>eggs with horseradish
>whole fried fish (I don't remember what kind of fish they were, but they were very small, and you ate them whole, head, tail, bones and all)
>fried crickets


that's all I can think of off the top of my head, but there's been plenty more.

> Whole wheat bread
> Salami
> Spreadable chocolate, nutella would work fine.

Great when you need a high calorie meal which will last a few days in varying temperatures, i.e. hunting trips.

>>3851738

I would laugh at you, too.

Yeah, definitely.

>Corned Beef Hash
>Getting a burger with pickles on it and taking them off instead of ordering without pickles (I like the subtle taste, but not a full pickle)
>Oysters (my friends are plebs)
>Eating a meal of nothing but a kind of vegetable (peas, green beans, asparagus, etc.)
>Any kind of canned fish, like smoked oysters, anchovies, kipper snacks, sardines

My friends have shit taste most of the time.

>>3851759
I've started eating salads only recently... Housemates have been blatantly on the fence ('Oh, salad with dinner? Okay, I guess,' etc.) that it's made me mad. I've started getting /fit/ and shit and these guys are acting like I'm being crazy

i laugh at myself for eating sour punch straws. i'm a 27 year old man.

>>3851817
Bread with Ketchup (it's delicious)
Bread with Cheese, mustard, pickles then microwave for 30 secs(so it's all warm and soft)
I call it the Thempwich, my friend was like WTF are you going to eat that? then i made him taste it.. and he wants those things almost everytime he comes here..

also.. Ketchup.. It's the most freaking delicious thing EVER i can't eat anything without it except for soup

be black and get invited to picnic by white friend. all rednecks there and they're serving fried chicken, potato salad, some kind of beans, and watermelon.
couldn't eat the chicken or watermelon without seeing the stupid fucks trying to hide their giggling.

>>3851802
>canned fish
seems liie you have the shit taste anon

>>3851849
>Ketchup.. It's the most freaking delicious thing EVER i can't eat anything without it except for soup

That's just sad, dude.

>>3851891
>canned fish
>shit taste

Enjoy your wonder bread and chicken tenders

Yep!
I cook fries, put them in the fridge for the next day and then microwave them.

I love soggy microwaved fries...

>>3851942
I'll go one further, lol. I take soggy leftover fries and cover them in sriracha-mayo mix. Fucking delicious.

garlic everywhere

garlic in my breakfasts

garlic in my sandwiches

garlic in everthing I hook

also bitting in cloves of garlic now and then

I fucking love garlic

>some fast food chain which is big on hotdogs
>ask for lettuce in it
>EVERYTIME they ask me if I'm sure

whats up with that

I though lettuce in hotdogs was pretty basic shit

>>3851947

I've covered them in sriracha and cheese before. I sometimes fry and egg with it too.

I don't fuck with mayo though

>>3851958
Oh god, topped with a fried egg (with a runny yolk). That's what I'm doing next time.

(IDK if that's what you meant when you said fried egg, but that's what I would do, lol.)

bringing a big healthy lunch to school would get me laughed at by an anorexic girl and her landwhale friends
1x wholemeal sandwich with almond butter, 1x wholemeal sandwich with cheese & turkey, nutbar, packets of nuts and sultanas, apple, banana
vs
pro-ana girl eating half a museli bar and crying she was full the rest of the day, and the landwhales chocolates and chips and take away and shit
>mfw

>>3851969

Exactly what I meant, and it's fucking amazing.

penis-shaped candies

>>3851759
>jello salads

I'm sorry, but wtf are you doing?

People don't talk shit but give me weird looks when I tell them one of my favorite foods is cow/lamb tongue.

Cottage cheese with hotsauce

When I was a kid, for packed lunches for school my mum would sometimes make me banana custard..

Which is just cold custard mixed with sliced bananas in a small sealed container and stored in the fridge so its nice and cold when you go to eat it

Fucking awesome, but all the kids used to look at me like I was weird and nasty, but fuck them I saw they're packed lunches, crappy, my mum put effort in, and they where jelly.

Wine.
Not something I ATE but still...

>>3852060

You are not alone, friend.

In middle school I couldn't eat carrots.

Everyone made fun of me for eating carrots. I thought it was because I was eating them strange so I actually sat in front of a mirror to see how I ate. Pretty standard eating. I eventually asked later why everyone made fun of me for eating carrots. It turned out everyone thought carrots looked like dicks or something and they were calling me a "dick eater". It was mostly girls making fun of me too but then again it was pretty standard for girls to make fun of girls.

>>3851956
I have never heard of lettuce in hotdogs.

I like to put fries in my burgers. I don't know why, i think i just like the crunch, it doesn't make it taste any different than eating anything.

I used to put chips in my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches too. Crackers too.

>be eating pizza
>hot as fuck
>starts incinerating my mouth
>flailing around like an idiot
>buncha mexicans pointing at me laughing

>>3852489

I've seen dominican hot dogs. They use cabbage on their hot dogs with a sprinkling of potato chips.

i laugh at my brother for eating hot dogs on a piece of sandwich bread, with mayonnaise.
i know that mayo is a common condiment in some parts of the world, but where we're from it's pretty strange.
i remember the first time i noticed and called him out:
>"do mom and dad know about this?"
>"about what?"
>"that you're eating a hot dog with mayo!"
>"do mom and dad know you're a fag?"

and we never talked about it again.

Mars bar and peanut butter. Fucking delicious, but you do look a bit odd walking around and dipping it.

My fiance teases me about some of my food choices.

Also, one time in elementary school the kids at my table were giving me shit because I chose a cheese pizza that had more browned cheese on top, and actually asked one of the lunch monitor ladies if she thought it was weird. She said she liked her pizza that way too. Kids were stupid as hell in my school.

>>3852070
Mom sent me to school (2nd grade) on a cold winter day with some tasty beef stew in a thermos. Other kids (reeking of jelly) laughed and pointed and called it 'dog food' and me, of course, 'dog food eater, dog food eater.'
Doesn't matter, had stew.

Livers, Hearts. But not so much much made fun of. It was more like "EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW". Girls are weird.

apple core and seeds
i didn't feel like having trash to throw away, so i ate it

i'm a vegan so yes

>>3852515
my brother thinks a hint of brown on anything means burnt, whereas i can't eat most things if they aren't browned at least a little

>>3852521
aren't those toxic?

>>3851849

> Ketchup.. It's the most freaking delicious thing EVER i can't eat anything without it except for soup

Damn, son.

>>3852536
they have estrogen mimics, which if you eat enough can give you moobs/disrupt your cycle (lol idk)

They're fine in small amounts

They also taste like shit

When I eat an apple, I eat the core, as well.

People seem to think that's weird.

yeah
>be stoner
>get stoned at places
>bring out shit tons of food, eat it all
>get laughed at cos of all the food i eat.
i'm /fit/ though so i'm pretty muscular from powerlifting...

>>3852536

Apple seeds are technically poisonous. They contain a small amount of cyanide.

>>3852570
A very small amount of cyanide is actually good for you, so don't be afraid of eating apple seeds. I eat whole apples, cores and all, all the time. (but not the stems, those are too woody)

>>3852553
>stoner
>powerlifting

0/10 the powerlifting gave you away

I like dipping cheese pretzels into chocolate putting. That gets pretty mixed reactions. Mostly nausea, though. They should try it, before they poo-poo it. It's fucking delicious.

>>3852578
I should clarify that before people go ape shit.
Apple seeds contain amygdalin, which breaks down into hydrogen cyanide when you chew the seeds. The amygdalin will not be released unless you chew the seeds. Amygdalin (also sometimes called vitamin b-17) is used to make an anti- cancer drug called Laetrile, which is banned in the US. The seeds also contain calcium, magnesium, potassium, iron and phosphorus.
Anyway, if you are only eating 4-5 apple seeds a day (from one apple) you've nothing at all to worry about. You'd have to eat quite a few more apple seeds to give yourself cyanide poisoning.

If you haven't eaten chocolate covered pickles, you haven't lived. :)

I've been made fun of for the following:
>Eating PB&J dunked in chocolate milk in school
>Eating fries dunked in a chocolate milkshake by my mom
>Eating vegetables other than potatoes/ tomatoes by my mom

My school friends were weirded out by me eating baked beans for lunch. I think it's because they thought beans = farting.
In fact one old friend of mine said "I remember in primary school when you had baked beans and farted, that was gross" But I didn't even fart. Fuckin dumbass kids and their imaginations.

>>3851759
>medium rare burgers
wtf. is there any other way to eat a freshly ground burger?

Back in grade school people laughed at me when I mixed catsup and mayonnaise
>fools
>all of them

>>3851737
so is the bread there to catch the drippings from the pot pie or what?

I prefer to have my food without sauces and mayo and the like, just because I really love the taste of meat or a hamburger and stuff like that (not to mention kebab), and people can't really wrap this around their heads. "Dude, the sauce is like the best part" and "isn't that really dry?" are my two most commonly recieved comments.

And no, It's not dry.

cocks

>>3852845
That's not funny, my brother died that way.

>be in high school
>Pototoes au gratin side dish at lunch one day
>best thing our school cafateria makes
>load up with a double side of dem cheesy taters
>Be popular, sit with popular kids
>Rich, snobby derpette asks WTF am I eating, acting all grossed out.
>Potatoes au gratin ho
>"Potatoes al groggin what..?"
>Everybody laughs at me
>They have no idea. Plebs.

My brother has no imagination/creativity.
He regularly shakes his head at my fry-burgers and carrot/egg/spam croissant sandwiches. Even at the classic fries in a frosty, he freaks out.

>>3852868
>Pototoes
>Cafateria
>Derpette

You probably got laughed at for being mentally retarded.

>>3852868
derp on back to reddit

>>3852974
>>3852956

Thanks guys. I'll try to be more careful with my spelling form now on. I'll derp back to reddit now since I got sniffed out by an imageboard pro (you caught me!)

Grilled salmon, with noodles and szechuan sauce

I probably deserved it.

Also putting tabasco on most foods, (not like weird stuff, like sweet food) just pretty much any pasta dish and every sandwich ive ever eaten.

>>3852999
newfag

Peanut butter and salted crisp sandwiches.

I put gravy on my mac and cheese, and people just don't seem to understand why.

>>3852868
>derpette
Why do you people come here?

Only by pretentious fuck faces, you know the sort, they usually give themselves the term "foodie".

I eat mangos without cutting them and eat the skin too, which freaked some people out in school. Though just having a mango was pretty weird to the hicks and cholos I grew up with. They were also mystified by kumquats and couldn't stop laughing when I told them what I was eating. And nobody ever laughed at it but I always thought it was weird that I was the only person in any school I went to to know anything about organic food let alone eat it on a regular basis.

>>3851737
>pie barm
Get on my level, pasty barm.

Curly fries pizza.

Yes, many times.

Potato chips and breakfast cereal comes to mind. Not mixed together, that'd be gross. Alternating bites of one then the other. Also used to put miracle whip between two slices of white bread with salt and pepper and eat that. Never got laughed at for that one, though, it's not something I'd do in front of others.

As a kid I liked to eat toast with tuna and tons of ketchup on it.
Everyone thought it was disgusting and laughed at me. But I loved it.

Cottage cheese + Doritos, try it out sometime

Taco Bell cinnamon twists + their nacho cheese, dunno why but it works

I love Coleslaw sandwiches (or buttys as we call them) everyone thinks I'm weird cos of this... I just think its nice

Boiled chicken breast.

I eat kiwis with the skin and all. So delicious...

Ketchup on doritios
Ketchup mixed with macaroni and cheese
Ranch on pizza
A big foots mother and law cheese burger *the people always act like its funny i'm ordering a burger that big


A colossal burger during my first date at ruby tuesdays with a girl who ordered a salad

Pic related the colossal burger, and I was really messy about eating it. We broke up in 2 days. At least I still have food.

I have been laughed at for eating smoked sausage with kraut, sushi, carbonara, pesto, curry, and many other normal things. I went to high school in rural Indiana....

>8th grade
>Go to Friendly's with friends to celebrate end of exam week
>Order turkey club
>They all laugh at me for weeks
>My new nickname is "Classic Turkey Club"

Yes.
When I was about 12 I used to hide half a lemon up my sleeve, and take licks from it every so often.

Also I walked about eating raw baby carrots and sugarsnap peas.
I don't blame them, but that stuff was tasty.

>>3854732

>My new nickname is "Classic Turkey Club"

>>3854741
>tumblr_m8insk3Ht41qe4768.gif
get out

all the time. It`s bound to happen when you live in the South and enjoy something other than fried chicken and pinto beans.

>>3852477
School kids are retarded.

>>3854780

I know that feeling. Living in Kentucky you're strange if you don't like beans and cornbread (I enjoy cornbread), spaghetti is a fancy dinner and anything with more than 4 ingredients is foreign and for commies. (Not exactly, but people do give you a lot of crap for enjoying things out of the "norm" for them."

cottage cheese on peanutbutter toast (natural peanutbutter) but yeah people look at me like I have rocks in my head when I eat that

>>3854833

...that sounds strangely delicious.

>>3854835
it really is good and you are the only person to have ever said that

>>3854854
Another guy here. Just wanted to say I think that sounds good also.

TBH everything in this thread sounds good to me though

I don't think its happened to me. Weirdest thing off the top of my head is just ice cream on white bread, making myself an ice cream sammich.

>>3851655
chips/crisps in my sandwhich

>always put chips on my sandwiches and in my burritos for 'dat textural contrast
>friend looks at me in disgust every time, tells me how gross it is
>finally tries it
>does it now, too.

>>3851849
All my raeg.

>>3851954
this.

>>3851849
i just made that thempwich i hope it's good!

>>3852507
...
he wraps his thin, white slices around a nice meaty sausage covered in thick, sticky man-aise.

"Do mom and dad know you're a fag?" indeed...

If you are an ethnic minority and you went to a predominantly white school and didn't get mocked for the food you ate, your parents were doing you a disservice, food wise.

>>3854962
Do you count black people as a minority? Cuz every black person that went to my schools ate prepackaged shit like Lunchables, Velveeta on white bread, leftover Popeye's, etc. I agree with you on any other minority.

>>3854965

I mean those parents were definitely doing their kids a disservice, too.

>Spinach salad with fat free honey dijon dressing.

>Pan seared ahi tuna steak

>Murrikans laugh.

>>3854965
That pоstеr prоbablу mеant a nоn-amеrіcan еthnіc mіnоrіtу. і'm surе blacks bоrn оf black-afrіcan parеnts wоuld havе had fооd that was quіtе dіffеrеnt frоm blacks bоrn оf black-amеrіcan parеnts.
Lіkеwіsе, a whіtе kіd bоrn оf еurоpеan-Pоlіsh parеnts wоuld havе brоught іn fооd quіtе dіffеrеnt than a whіtе kіd bоrn оf Pоlіsh-amеrіcan parеnts, уеah?

>>3854981
yeh, but, but.... but...

watermelon?

>>3854981

non-american ethnic minority, thanks friend.

>>3851732
what a waste of a burger

my own boogers

>>3851759
Shit I love middle eastern food. Persian ftw

>>3855087
Sounds more like a waste of pickles, if anything.

Not for eating a certain kind of food but putting things in food.
Whenever I put chips into a sandwich people always ask me what the fuck im doing.

Especially when I put chips into bagels. But you havent had a fucking bagel until you but Nacho Doritos or Cheddar Ruffles in one. Its one of the best tasting things in the world

I haven't laughed this long at a thread in months, dear lord.

The turkey club did me in. I was dying.

>>3854711
I did that for a bit. Your gut gets stronk when pretty quick.

My flatmates snickered when I put sardines and quick-ass guacamole (avocado, green onion, olive oil, lime, green chili, cilantro, food processor) on toast. Now two of them are horribly addicted.

>>3852496
yes, oh so much yes. Definitely Cheetos are the best for PB&J sammichs

>>3852820
Pot pie? It's just a pie sandwich.

>>3854727
I too, share your troubles with the ignorant rural hoosier diets.

>peanut butter and pickle sammiches
>ambrosia
>almonds and figs

>>3851655

rum truffles. I regret nothing