/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I still eat hotdogs by cutting them up into little pieces and dipping them in ketchup.

>>32516
yes, how dare they put that on pig rectum.

>>32516
your drool on my hotdog

>>32516

>Anything that isn't chili on a hotdog.

Get your disgusting musturd and relishit out of my face!

>Eating hotdogs
>Not eating brats with BBQ sauce instead

I've never had a hot dog. Not a picky eater, just never had a hot dog and probably never will.

>>33521
This

>>32516
>anything but ketchup on a hotdog

What anime is that semen demon from, OP?

>ketchup on a steak

>>35469
The Sherman and Peabody movie from a few years back.

>>33575
>and probably never will.
Why not? If you're not a picky eater, then it takes zero effort to grab a pack of dogs at the supermarket.

>>35469
Shoujo Ramune.

>ketchup on Pasta

>>32516
I used to put ketchup on my hotdogs because I liked the tanginess it added but one day I ran out of ketchup and decided to instead use barbeque sauce and I haven't gone back since.

>>32516
A hotdog is one of the extremely few things where having ketchup on it is fine, though. I mean, it's not like hotdogs are a fancy dish by any stretch of the imagination.

As long as we're bringing it up, is there anything else ketchup is okay on? Fries?

>>32516
> ketchup in general


I really don't understand how you people live like this. Ketchup is FUCKING DISGUSTING AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES DO YOU REALIZE HOW LOOOONG IVE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, PIG BACKWARDS HABITS? WHY AM I THE INLY ONE WHO DOESNT WANT JETCHUP BUT FUCKING HATES IT INSTEAD? WHY CANT YOU GUYS SEE ketchup and pickles are disgusting FUUUUCK YOU

>>35617
Burgers. Hash browns. Scrambled eggs.

>>35652
It's good when mixed with mayonnaise.

>>32516

>>35516
>>35550
Thanks f am.

>>32516
>Not putting mayonnaise on the inside of the bun then putting ketchup on top
maximum comfy right there

Tasty

>>35652
its sweet and salty tomato sauce. you're an idiot if you can't think of a single dish where such a flavor would be complimentary

>>35713
>Not putting hot mustard, grilled onions, and relish on your dog
Are you a simpleton?

>>35691
Is that gherkin relish?

>sausage in a hotdog

>>35773
>Are you a simpleton?
No, i'm an American

>>35776
whatever they give out at costco

it's sweet and not dill

>>32516
>ketchup
>at all

Just use tomato sauce bro. Only circunstance I find ketchup fitting is for pizza, but tomato sauce probably goes better on that too.

>>35667
Has browns yes, scrambled eggs FUCK NO

>>35667
You're a fucking ketchup degenerate burn in hell asshole. It's people like you that make me want to vomit at the table because you have to a bottle of red fruit cum and go *SPlllUURT* instead of enjoying the food with salt or pepper like a normal human being

I eat my hot dogs boiled, not bbq'd. And prefer it that way.

Kectchup on chicken is ew.

>tfw you eat roast dinners with ketchup
Tastes good man. I love ketchup.

>>35860
And you! Why in gods name would you put that disgusting shit on PIZZA? Fuck you faggot. Pizza is good, fuck ketchup. In middle I called anything who had ketchup on food, like yourself, a 'chuppy.' It was basically middle school slang for ketchup nigger. You're a. Ketchup nigger. Chuppy.

There are not nearly enough pictures of /co/ girls stuffing hot dogs in their mouths in this thread.

>>35865
Just a tiny bit of ketchup will do.

>>35894
Don't bully.

>>35735
Fuck you chuppy. It's the devil's garnish is what it is and it's clear I'm the only one smart enough to realize that.

>>35652
I was with you til you maligned pickles

>ketchup

>>35946
Chuppy. Your mere presence in my life now will ruin all my snacks thinking of your disgusting habits.

>>35837
>it's sweet and not dill
The worst. Dill is the only true pickle.

>>36004
My nigger. These chuppies are worse than Jews.

>>36019
Roast chicken and potatos with gravy and ketchup!
Roast beef with ketchup!
BBQ ribs with ketchup!
Ketchup in my sandwiches!

>>35996
Pickle degenerate. I honestly can't decide if your worse or the same as chuppies. Your a chuppy traitor is what you are. Your sick vinegary ways must come to an end.

>>36042
I keep dill relish at home but have never seen it once at a place selling hot dogs

>>35610
this

>>36107
FUCKING CHUPPIES GET OFF MY BOARD. YOURE WORSE THAN PICKLE DEGENERATES ITS ALMOST DIN DIN AND I won't HAVE YOUR CHUPPY SLANG ruin it for me

>>36107
Ketchup in sandwiches is the devils garnish

>tfw the cornocopia of flavor that is ketchup o lobster

>>32516
I always eat my hotdogs with rice.

>>35975
ALSO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO POST MY POWER WAIFU WITH YOUR literal SHIT TASTE. PRETTY GIRLS SONT EAT KETCHUP you fucking CHUPPY.

>chuppy

>>36198
Fuck you for ruining seafood prick.

>>36240
>chuppy
Is that some sort of chalupa? or some sort of mexican food containing puppy?

>>36198
Also cornucopia isn't a flavor you chuppy its an HORN

Ketchup

>>36118
Yeah, it's tragically not the favored variety. Dill relish is good stuff though.

>>36281
>>36240
I think he mentioned it here. >>35951
Basically means we're ketchup niggers now.

>>36377
fuck OFF JM BETER THAN YOU CHUPPY

>>36195
>Salami/Pepperoni
>Ham
>Salad
>Ketchup
>Crisps
My favourite lunch!

>>36263
Ketchup with fish and chips!
Ketchup with prawns!

>>36400
Now, see relish is alright. Same with tomato sauce used in spaghetti. But ketchup and pickle? Noooo thank you.

I put chili-garlic pickle slices on a hot dog the other day and it was fantastic.

>>36450
You are literally ruining good food by spraying a tomatoes menstrual cycle all about fresh meat. You need to stop ruining everyone's normal experiences with food. Anyone who likes the k-condiment Deserves to be shot. You're all brainwashed degenerates who need to be quarantined until we can find a way of destroying the tomato plant once and for all.

>>36567

>>36567
I don't even like actual tomatos! Just ketchup!

What is she eating?

>>36470
relish and ketchup are very similar though

>>36400
I like it the best for making tartar sauce or mixing with tuna

>>35652
Ketchup is my favorite condiment. How does that trigger you? I especially love meatloaf with the layer of ketchup baked on top. I then like to dip the meatloaf into a chilled pool of ketchup for that temperature contrast. Mmmmmm

>>36633
The tomato in and of itself is a fine natural product. But the evil that lay inside it is inexcusable and has taken an addictive hold over all of you. I'm not joking around, this post is serious. You are all brain dead at that hand of kondiment-X

>>36721
>or mixing with tuna
I never tried it. Now I know what must be done.

>anything but octopus hotdogs
what the fuck??

>Ketchup on a steak

>>36775
You're looney. Ketchup is incredible on burgers, hot dogs, and is a key ingredient in the best sloppy joes.

>>36775

>>36684
Horse semen.

>>36763
It's gross chuppy. It makes me uncomfortable and you should feel ashamed. Imagine if I had a bottle of diarrhea and every time something delicious came along I shook it, making that gross *chug cHUG CHUG* sound before making an ear wrenching *squuiiiiiiiirrrrrttttt!*>>36775
You must break free.

>>36684
I think those are figs. Maybe dates?

>>32516
>Putting ketchup on a hot dog in the middle of Chicago.

TRY AND FUCKIN STOP ME

>>36859
Posting the tomato plant does nothing. I am not bothered by it. >>36849
I'm perfectly sane. It's just that I'm adamant about this issue in knowing that you're all partaking in a particularly disgusting habit and actively consuming it under the mistaken impression that it's something to enjoy.

>>36198
Don't you show yourself here ever again.

>>36936

>>36903
If you want to do it you're already lost and I hope for your sake when the cleansing squad comes you're put out of your misery quickly.

>>36936
Ketchup is basically just tomato, salt and vinegar. What's so revolting about that?

Banana ketchup doesn't taste right, though. Banana was not made to be combined with vinegar.

>>36936
They're all beefsteak tomatoes.

>chuppy
>kondiment-X

I'm fucking dying over here

>>37023
> Banana ketchup
What.

Unless it personally infringes on my life I don't care but it needs to get away from me with a breathing space of five miles. The sight, sound, and smell of it is all repugnant.

>>37047
Oh, they WANT you to think it's a condiment!

>>37095
They use it down in the Caribbean and other island nations where I have to assume growing tomatoes is more difficult.

>>37198
Now see that looks alright. Banans are cool.

>>37277
It's made basically the exact same way. It's not just "sweet banana sauce." It's very much ketchup in taste.

>>36721
Not teally

>>37328
Well then it's fucking disgusting and maybe that's why the Caribbean is such a shit hole.

>>32516
>ketchup on a hotdog
>not putting tomato, then avocado and then mayo and, if you prefer, also mustard and then ketchup
pleb

>>32516
I like to put cheese on my hotdogs.

>>33571
I'd eat the brat in OP's pic.

>>37582
Finally, a post ITT I can agree with.

>my yank girlfriend's face when I told her I call ketchup red sauce
I swear, it's a british thing right?

>>38180
There are a billion red sauces. Why would you ever call it something so inefficient?

>>37355
they're both salty and sweet with the real difference being texture

>>38012
>7-year-old wearing mascara
unf

>>38317
Yeah but it's a different color

>>38180
We were right to revolt.

>>32516

>>38385

>>32516
Say that to the whole premise of this Side-Scrolling Shooter game:
https://youtu.be/Y4D7wWoeDxU

>Mustard on anything

>>32516
>Not putting ketchup on a hotdog

Hmmm... No, I don't believe I see ketchup on the ingredient list.

>>38859
Sweet Jesus how can you eat all of that? Wouldn't it just fall out?

>>39272

Nah, it holds together fine. Fucking delicious too. Can't wait to be back in Chicago this weekend.

>>35652

Fuck ketchup.

Mustard master race

>>39626
My nigger

>>38859
>chicago dog
my nigga

>>32747
What are you four?

>Mustard on anything

>>40575
Here's the one exception of when it's good

...All this hate for mustard.

>>40658
>GIVE ME 15$ A HOUR
yeah nah

>>40739
But you asked for cheese as a side

>>32516

>>32516
SLUTTY FEET

>>40808
You have to go back to /co/

>>32747
ayy same

>>32516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz84GKxy7b0

>>35691
somebody went to costco