/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Guacamole, jalapenos and nothing else.

>Ketchup
>Mustard
>Fried onion

When its right, its right

>>3835747
Mine always have either green chiles or sauerkraut then mustard, ketchup and mayo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgbgfJs8dwQ

>>3835761
Chicagoans are such retards.

>>3835747
This thread is making me crave hot dogs.
I have not had one since I made that godawful alfredo dog last winter.
You guys warned me but I did not listen.

>>3835761
>Read title

extra sharp cheddar and jalapenos

nacho hot dog. yeeee son

You? Who knows.

Me? Just spicy mustard.

These and spicy mustard

let's not forget the dog itself. all beef, natural casing only please.

Mayo and oyster sauce.

You think I'm kidding?
I don't know, am I?

>inb4 just mayo

shit's nasty

Kraut & mustard. sofuckinggood

heinz chili sauce,onions,mustard

Bar-s mystery meat hot dogs on wonderbread buns with Heinz ketchup is my guilty pleasure. With a Pepsi on ice. Oh boy.

Mustard, chilli, non-sweet relish, cheddar cheese.
That's how I prefer them but I also like Chicago style dogs and all the shit from Japadog.

>>3835962
you get the cheap hotdogs and splurge on the buns? seems backwards to me

Cook it wrapped in bacon.

Mustard, onions, vertical half of a jalapeño.

Fucking god tier.

>>3835970
>wonderbread
>splurge
>lel

Guacamole

I still need to try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyieI2bxyIk

BUT IS IT WORTH MY TIME?

Ketchup and tomato, and nothing else.

>>3835926
This, some sort of spicy mustard only. Horseradish, stone ground, whatever. Not the basic yellow shit.

God you fucking faggot notherners know how to ruin good food. Disgusting drenching hotdogs in mustard, and sauerkraut is so fucking disgusting.

Get some real food from Texas.

>>3836061
1/10

nacho cheese, little bit of chilli, maybe a little hot sauce

mustard, cooked or raw onion

sliced tomato, garlic salt(trust me), slice or two of bacon

>>3836061
10/10. A bunch of northern fools arguing about the best way to enjoy a bland mechanically recovered mystery sausage. While I enjoy smoked bbq brisket and fajita tacos all week err week. Enjoy your weenies and kraut, faggors.

sriracha

Chili, onions, mustard.

mac and cheese, chili, crab meat, onion, jalapeno.
prepare to cum out your mouth

Go all out
Mayo
Mustard
Sautéed onions
Bacon
Cheddar cheese
Hot peppers

Shit now I'm hungry

Don't just pick one thing, try a veriety, unexpected counter intuitive ingredients go great on hotdogs. try ethnic sauces and toppings from various cultures. try different hot dogs, try making your own sometimes, hot dogs are wonderful, I don't know if it makes me straight for liking them so much but hot dogs are almost as democratic as a sandwich. if youre running low on new ideas, check out Wikipedia page on the various kinds of hotdogs regionally

It doesnt matter what you put on it, it would taste better without that shitty excuse for meat wiener. Plain bread is better than hotdog meat. I know yal arent that poor up north, so what gives? Even all beef gourmet dogs taste like shit bologna. I mean wtf. Learn tacos, they are cheap too and so better.

>>3836235
tacos are not only expensive, theyre shit and disintegrate and crush as you eat them.

>>3836269
wow. lrn2 tacos.
>>3836235
>implying most of us don't actually eat real sausage

>>3836269
>tacos
>expensive

LOL WHAT AM I READIN?!

a medium rare rib eye steak

>>3836269

let me guess. You buy hamburger and put a packet of taco flavoring in it, then you buy El Paso hard shells and fill it with pre-grated cheddar cheese?

Corn tortillas are 30 cents for 10. Black beans are like 80 cents to serve 2 people. Jalepenos are like fucking 4 cents per pepper. The bank breaker? maybe some bell peppers at a whopping 99 cents per pound. Even chorizo, found in the proper place, is like the cheapest meat you can buy outside of turkey necks

>>3836324
I make this breakfast often for my bromate and I.

>Package of Chorizo -- 99 cents (and I've used it 3 times already and I have enough left for 2 more times)
>Dozen Eggs -- $3
>Dozen Flour Tortillas -- $2
>Pound of beans -- $3

Add $3 for seasoning for the beans.

Tacos are one of the cheapest bestest things ever. I've even made bistek tacos for 3 people for all under $10. anon makes me sad...

>>3836269

East coast faggot detected.

>>3836269
American pig, go home. You'll never taste the succulent taste of a real taco that feeds all the social classes.

>>3836345
lol so true. Leaving for college to a place that charges $6 for 3 small corn tacos when back home it's $6 for 6 tacos PLUS beans...was just...sad.

>>3836355
>Mexican food in America is shit
>Shitting on every state that borders Mexico

You're clinically retarded.

>>3836360
Where they charging you 24 pesos per taco?

>>3836366
>Texmex food
There are FEW places that actually nail mexican cuisine. And when they do, it's pretty mediocre. I've been in Austin, San Diego, LA, and there's usually about 2 places in every city that's good. And I don't go about picking random places, I ask local friends and go in your food webpages and shit.

So, <insert untrue, butthurt, watered down, over used, reddit meme here, possibly clinically retarded here>

>>3836355
We have great tacos here (colorado speaking for ref.). Do you really think all 'murricans don't speak spanish, can't into tacos, and don't pay your uncles a decent hourly wage?

>>3836374
>TexMex food
First of all, TexMex food gets a bad rap and also it's stupid as fuck to be like HRRDRR BORDER STATES suck when those same fucking states used to be a part of Mexico and the same fucking Mexican families have been there for centuries.

>>3836374
For a city the size of Austin, having two places that are really good is doing actually decent. As someone who's been there a few times though, I'd say that number is inaccurate.

>>3836376
Mediocre tier tacos.
>hurr I have Pho in a corner of my american street
>ITS AS GOOD AS IN VIETNAM
>hurr I have steamed meatbuns and they taste the same as in china!
>etc etc.

>>3836380
>HRRDRR BORDER STATES suck
But they do suck.
>ame fucking Mexican families have been there for centuries
That's an assumption. We know that currently, mexicans go to America searching for jobs. After Santana gave away the states for whatever reason, why would Mexican people of the time remain in a place that's not their country? Perhaps a few individuals did, but it would be strange.

>>3836386
"Perhaps a few individuals" did?

You are fucking stupid as hell and you have NO idea about what the fuck you are talking. Parts of Mexico itself went in and out of the Mexican/Spanish/French government's rule and you didn't see everyone packing up and moving every time shit went down. People get "conquered" all the time. Some stay, some flee, but for the most part, in Mexican-American history, NO.

>>3836386
vietnam is on a different fucking continent
mexico is on the same fucking continent, minutes away, even...wtf is that comparison

>>3836374

Have you visited these cities for like one night each? I'd certainly give southern California more credit than you've given it, especially since over 60% of all Mexicans in America live there.

>>3836396
Anon is acting like fucking immigrants suddenly lose all their ability to cook their culture's cuisine once they pass through an imaginary line and that all Mexicans that were in the border states during the time of war in which the country loss its hold on said states to the U.S. all fled back down past the Rio Grande like it was the Exodus.

>>3836386
Do you really think I want ""real"" mexican food? Marinated goats rectum with corn and house fly tortillas cooked out in the hot sun on your nasty torta's ass while she's shoveling donkey shit? Nada puto.

Lol, you faggots dont even put real meat in your hotdogs. Went I was in america it tasted like horseshit. It was like someone ground plastic, took a shit in it, and mixed it with the assholes of every animal they could find.

In australia we have hotdogs, but we dont put all that pussy relish salad bullshit you amerifags do. We use real, 100% pure beef and put tomato sauce and barbecued onion. Thats it, anything else just makes you a faggot.

>>3836391
Who the fuck is talking about history that's century old? The french ocuppied mexico as a country, the states we are talking about lost their culture from the shift of government. Your view is just a fucking assumption. Look moron, it gets irritating discussing things with dense, butthurt, and rude people. So tone the fuck down autist, or go back to /v/ if you can't discuss things like a normal human being.

>>3836404
Mexican cousine is changed to appeal to American pallet. Signature border cities food isn't even part of Mexican cuisine.

>>3836407
Pic related. gb2 b

>>3836411
forgot pic

>>3836409
We have a choice from dogshit-tier all the way through god-tier. You always have a choice. Welcome to America upside-down faggot.

You've got money? You can have ANYTHING you want. Stay pleb, troll.

>>3836418
You forgot to type #YOLO at the end there, buddy.

>>3836411
Cultures change for many reasons, and a shift in government can be one, but that's not entirely true in the case we have at hand.

Stay pressed.

>>3836411
this just in, immigrants ONLY cook for card-carrying americans. mexican immigrants are magical creatures that somehow do not need to eat (or perhaps they subsist off of the grass they mow?!)

>>3836420
My bad. My drunkenness is inhibiting my trolly. Will this suffice?

>>3836418
you filthy cunt. you filthy Ameri-CUNT!

you best not be insulting sausage in bread. you best not be mocking the snag in bread with tomato sauce.

FUCK YOU! AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ONE!

>>3836431
Lower class mexicans eat whatever they can eat. Usually, they are immigrants, meaning their family isn't with them. Chances are they are male. Despite common stereotypes, male hard working mexicans are lazy when it comes to actually cooking or things that aren't harassing young women by whistling and doing odd jobs.

When you see the average mexican place, it appeals to American cougars looking for a sweet margarita deal and some basic chicken stock with a lot of avocado. And tortillas that are not freshly made.

Except for those safe heavens of actual Mexican food. Im generalizing, of course, but yeah.

>>3836441

This is all fine and fucking dandy, but I believe the initial argument was that there are two places in all of San Diego/Los Angeles/Houston that serve "real mexican food". In the United States, It's a lot closer to "real" than going to your average Mexican Family Restaurant in the Mid-west.

If you want authenticity, go to fucking Mexico, faggots. You really can't get authentic anything without actually visiting its country of origin. As far as multicultural cuisine goes - especially Mexican food - the U.S. is pretty damn good and is in its own right a separate class of food.

>>3836461
Shut up and kiss me

damn tacos derailing a hotdog thread.
grilled onion
dijon mustard
saurcraut

>>3836324
where the fuck do you live? mexico?
the cheapest peppers go for is 3.+ a lb. and tortias are generally worse if theyre not on sale. The beans are the only thing cheap in there and that's still pretty pricey.

>>3836345
I live on the west coast you fucking ass hat.

>>3836582

Chicago. I don't know where you could possibly live where tortillas would be more than a fucking dollar. Unless, again, you're a dumbass who buys like Chi Chi's flour tortillas for 2.35 a package or some shit.

El Milagro tortillas use no preservatives, come in a paper package, and are 30 cents a package.

As for peppers/beans, I think it's pretty much been established that these are among the cheapest foods you can possibly buy among ramen, so trying to convince me otherwise confirms you're a troll

>>3836584

foodporn here foodpom.com

>>3836844
Those are some fancy ass hotdogs.
What happened to just yellow mustard and some finely chopped onion? That's the shit right there.