/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because it doesn't feel like we talk much any more.

I guess ill just go then.

no no baby it's ok

http://vndb.org/v8527

Yeah I believe we are.

>>3780756
Now go away, /co/. We don't like your kind here.

>>3780764
does that mean we get /x/?!

>>3780769
You can have /a/. You do both like comics, after all.

>>3780773
but /a/ and /k/ are together but then again /x/ and /tg/ are still dating... i guess that just leaves us with /d/ and im ok with that.

or both /d/ and /x/

Yea, but we travel a lot so we don't have to talk to you on a regular basis.

we know how to cook and entertain ourselves.

/ck/ has no waifu. /ck/ needs no waifu.

>>3780769

Hey.
Fuck you

/x/ is /tg/'s you cunt.

Stay the fuck away from her.

What about /fit/? I'm sure they eat a lot to lift.

/ck/ will be /fit/'s true love and vice versa. /fa/ may provide beauty, but without /ck/, /fit/ struggles with dem gains. Also, /cgl/'s best seem to be traps.

>tfw /fit/ and /ck/ marry.
>tfw /fit/ goes into involuntary bearmode.
>tfw /fit/ outlifts Konstantin Konstantinovs due to /ck/ induced permabulk.

>>3780807
No thank you. /ck/ and /an/ would be a pretty funny coupling.

>>3780809
>>3780807
fuck /fit/. /fit/ is a jackass. /ck/ would NEVER go out with /fit/, even if /fit/ was into it and even if they're both interested in food to some degree.

>>3780812
/ck/ with /diy/? We both like making things afterall.

>that feel when you had to check what board /u/ was again

>>3780807
/fit is a bunch of jerks.

/cm/ is my honey bunny.

why did we even get with /co/ in the first place?

>>/ck/ seeing /fit/ behind /co/'s back

Just like real life.

>>3780822
/co//ck/
/co/cks
And
co/ck/s

Think about it.

>>3780818
>>3780812

You must not visit /fit/ very often. Sure there's always fatty hate. But they shed manly tears of motivation for the ones who genuinely try to better themselves.

/ck/ and /fit/ are a perfect match anyways, it's undeniable.

>>3780829
>mfw i thought /co/ had the best wife
>mfw /ck/ only used them for penis joke

>>3780822
/co/ became very attached to /ck/ because together they spelled /co/ck/ but truthfully, /ck/ has been it's very only thing since the beginning. Desired by many but attained by no one.

>>3780815

That makes sense to me. Feels more like a partnership of equals, /ck/ with any of the game/anime themed boards feels like a relationship based on mothering the other board. "Oh here's some snacks sweetie, you go on and play your game."

>mfw I just gave half a fuck about board-tans

I'm going to go take a walk and then cook something. I've...I've been online too long.

>>3780773
But /a/ is madly in love /v/ and /v/'s too busy sucking their own cock whilst shitting themselves to care about /a/'s love for them

>>3781141
Everyone knows /a/ and /v/ are just tsundere for eachother

>people at /co/ draw comics of various boards being in a relationship with them

>the boards targeted themselves don't even realise its happening

Who even likes /co/?

Oh hey, /ck/ it's been awhile! How have you been? We were just thinking about you the other day, how weird, right?

>>3781148
But /v/ doesn't even like /a/ anymore. /v/ is too busy suffering late stage Hepatitis /b/ to care about anyone. He just keeps stabbing himself, claiming he's "killing Reddit". /a/ will go invade /v/ and tell them how shitty their taste in anime is, and in response, /v/ has weeklong, 500+ threads about feminism. /v/ s too far gone to love anything and /a/ is too afraid to admit their feelings for /v/, so now things are just shitty all around.

>>3781161
All the slightly decent parts of /v/ left when /vg/ appeared.

>>3780788
/tg//x/ is really on the rocks, though...
She's been getting more and more stockholm syndromy towards /b/

>>3781151
Pretty sure it was actually a collaboration and a group effort, I recall seeing board-tans on not only /co/ but /x/, /k/, /d/, and /tg/ played a major role.
Also,

>implying most boards don't have huge crossover communities anyway

>>3781172
>All the slightly decent parts of /v/ left when /vg/ appeared.
/vg/ pls go.

Seriously, that place is a shithole full of attention whores. They even took their little "VEEGEE IS BETTA DAN VEE" shit to Twitter. To fucking Twitter. They bugged some bastard from Platinum games and tried to get him to say /vg/ loved him the most and tried to get him acquainted with tripfags. Not that /v/ is any better, mind you, /vg/ is just equally goddamn awful.

>>3781186
All you need is to filter the right tripfags and namefags, stick to the right threads and enjoy vidya discussions.

>>3781196
So the same thing as /v/.

>>3780775
No! /k/ is with /an/!

/k/ comes and does a movie night with use once a year, and it's pretty awesome.

So, how are you doing /ck/?


We where wondering if you'd like to go for a nice meal some time, maybe...

To accurately portray /ck/, those cute cooking waifus need to weigh another 200+ lbs.

>>3781218
Same thing with all the other board tans.

I thought we were wih /lit/...

>>3781251
Nobody wants to be with /lit/

Not even /lit/

>>3781210

Wait, what happened between you and /x/? I swear, if you break her heart I'll kill you, you stupid man child!

>>3781257
Stockholm syndrome. /b/ has changed her.


She's lost to us, now.

>>3781262

You monster, leaving her when she needed you most! How could you?

Another /tg/-anon here. /x/ basically doesn't exist anymore, unfortunately.

>>3781267
We tried, I swear we really did. But trying to fight against the will of /b/ is impossible.

We just want you /ck/, like old times... we miss you.

>>3781267
They did the right thing. Fighting /b/ only leads to you becoming /b/. Just look at /v/

>>3781273

Amen Brother.

man this whole thread reeks of faggotry and desperation.

/ck/ pretends to be all chaste and shit, but we ram it balls deep in /ck/'s ass as they're bent over the kitchen counter cooking our broteinz.

/co/ is a bunch of beta manchildren who watch cartoons. I see you mirin', /co/

>>3780737

I claim /ck/ in the name of /tg/. You're our waifu now /ck/ and no argument!

Get the fuck out of here /fit/ we're trying to work our magic.

>i'mokaywiththis.jpg

>>3781324
you already blew it.

pretty sure this thread won't last anyway.

>>3781335

was for >>3781324

>>3781335

YES!
COOKING IS OURS NOW! I KNEW THAT SIMPLY WALKING IN AND CLAIMING IT WOULD WORK!
THANK ME LATER TG!

>>3781326
The only magic we posess is spaghetti-magic, that's why we like Spaghetti-tan.

>>3781324
Why would we need /ck/? We have /x/

>>3781341
Fuck your shit, quit living in the past.

/ck/ is ours now.

>>3781351

She's can't cook.

>>3781353

Whaaaat? Man, romance us a bit.

>>3781368
Oh we intend to. We're going to take you out for lovely meal, a few bottles of wine, and maybe cuddle up and watch a film afterwards.

>>3781353
>>3781375
You are a terrible excuse for an elegan/tg/entleman.
I bet you think a lovely meal is a deal at KFC.

>>3781368

The rose is red, the violet's blue,
The honey's sweet, and so are you.
Thou are my love and I am thine;
I drew thee to my Valentine:
The lot was cast and then I drew,
And Fortune said it shou'd be you

/v/ here. I really just wanna see those queers at /co/ balk at losing their waifu.

Why does /ck/ has to be the waifu? We are the co/ck/ after all!

We should buttfuck all the other boards.

/tg/ and /ck/ are my ship.

Yes. Add another to the harem.

>>3781381
>an entire board obsessed with cooking
>male

mm

>>3781380
whatever

it's not like all the board-tans aren't in open relationships anyway.
They're all sluts. All of them.

>>3781377

No, we intend to do more sophisticated things.
First we burn down a village and sacrifice them to Blood God.
Then we will slaughter their animals and take their crops.
Afterwards we will prepare a meal made from the animals, the crops and those villager we didn't sacrifice.
Finally we will sit and warm ourselves in front of the burning village and eat our great meal!

>>3781388
Except /lit/


Nobody wants /lit/

/co//ck/ forever.

>>3781387

This board's got a lot of men (and women) who work in the food industry, usually as line or prep cooks.

Also, /tg/'s most prominent meme is its desire to be the little girl.

>>3781391

What does /lit/ look like?

>>3781395

Now that's a lie. We're either a fa/tg/uy or some skinny dude. I still advocate we should transform into a fatguy dressed in to tiny Spess Mahrreen armour.

>>3781403
You haven't been to /tg/ have you? We do want to be the little girl.

>>3781409

I guess I haven't noticed since I usually only visit 40K thread and "let's pretend we are wizard/farmers" threads.

>>3781387
The /ck/ statistics from a few months ago indicated that the board was close to 50/50 as far as male/female browsers. I have the graph somewhere in my external HD.

Anyway, /co/ + /ck/ = forever together. That is final. >:B

/tg/ x /x/
/v/ x /a/
/co/ x /ck/
/k/ x /an/
/fit/ x /cgl/ x /fa/

Everyone knows this shit, come on guys.

>>3781422

TOOO LATE WOMAN YOU ALREADY AGREED. >>3781335 >>3781344
NOW COME; WE HAVE TO PREPARE DINNER!

/ck/ and /co/ are most certainly still married. We had to get married /ck/ was pregnant with his baby.

>>3781426

/tg/ x /x/= wrong get your shit updated

>>3781417
The only suggestion I have for you then is to lurk moar. It's not discussed per se, like an rpg thread or elf slave wat do, but it is general consensus that we want to be the little girl. "Little girl in ruins, wat do?" "Have a wizard polymorph me into a little girl and play with her all day long."

>>3781443

>>3781450
Don't know, I have only been around /tg/ for 2 years (I think) so I don't know the story behind it, but it is part of the background noise.

>>3781443
Nobody posted anything like that in >>>/tg/20154197

>>3781456
Wait, you DON'T want to be the little girl?

>>3781469

Why would you want to?

>>3781469
How could you interprete my post like that in any way, shape or form?

>>3781474
Well think about it. You get to be adorable, play around like a little kid, magical powers, cute dresses, playing with other little girls... what's not to love?

>>3781486

Since when did little girls automatically get magical powers?

What about wife sharing?

Why can't boards just share wifes?

>>3781490
I think it all started with that TV show Bewitched. Don't quote me on that though.

>>3781495
Trust me bro, you DO NOT want to share anything with /fit/

>>3781502

I meant /co/ and /tg/. Share /ck/ and /x/, this way everybody is happy. Or we could just become one big polygamical family.

>>3781507
/x/ is gone man. Accept it.

>>3781508

I know and it's good she's gone. I can't understand why /tg/ married her in the first place. Her board-tan is ugly as hell.
I just put her in my post so that /co/ might get the feeling they'll get something from wife sharing. My other master plan is to sacrifice /x/ to /fit/, then murder /co/ and take /ck/ for ourselves. And if that fails, we can still have /d/.

There are way more fatass neckbeards than tranny wannabes in /tg/. /ck/ is a perfect match for us.
/co/ i a skinnyfag who probably only eats Lunchables.

>>3781522
>Her board-tan is ugly as hell.

Don't panic, I got this!

>>3781409
>>3781443

That's not a /tg/ meme, that's older than shit and it's from a post moot made a long ass time ago.

It's background noise for 4chan in general, not background noise specific to /tg/. It might come up more there because, y'know, roleplaying, but it didn't originate there and isn't part of the board culture.

See

>>3781500

Also, it's referenced in the 4chan city flashes as well.

/ck/ and /co/ are still together of course, our love is forever.

We're staying with /co/ forever and always. Everyone else is welcome to keep jerking off to us though.

>>3781671
Says you. I want to try /tg/. It couldn't hurt, and they're pretty creative. And those minis would look pretty cool on an edible display.

>>3781741
Edible miniatures?
Perhaps cake terrain?

>>3781742
Possibly! I mean, why don't we just try? I'm sure they'd be up for it. I mean, they did write that...poem.

>>3781749
Worth a try

/v/. Who else is going to make their bagel bites?

/diy/ is the only match that makes sense for /ck/

>>3781749
So what would be the best way to make the miniatures?
I'm thinking marzipan.

>>3781767
>Marzipan miniatures.
If they die you get to eat them. I like where this is going.

What is all this talk of wife swapping and finding a new man?

/co/ is the only one for us~

>>3781774
But do you eat your opponents or your own?

I suppose /tg/ would be the people to actually get to hammer out the rules and what not.
Candyhammer, or cakehammer or something.

>>3781780
Cakehammer, Dungeons and Cake-Dragons...possibilities are potentially limitless. I like it.

>>3781784
Dungeons and Flagons, the roleplaying drinking game...

Amusingly enough, we've actually already had something like this on /tg/.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18558863/

>>3781784
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warmunchies

Ahem

I could like to propose

That /co/ck/ evolve into /ck/lit/

>>3781798
Then why don't we join up with /tg/ and leave /co/? We've got more in common and shared interests.

why can't /tg/ and /ck/ just be good friends? /co/ trusts us.

>>3781787
we need a rhyming dictionary for this...
Luncheons and Flagons?

>>3781806
Yeah, enough to sleep around.

/v/ and /a/ are off these days. I heard /a/ cheated on /v/ with /sp/.

>>3781808
That's a good one.

>>3781808
Call of Chocthulu

/co/ck/ /an/d/ /c/lit/ alliance

>>3781808
sturgeons & flagons

Do you like gingerbread /ck/?

>>3781254
>Nobody wants to be with /lit/
Not so sure about that, apparently /mu/ thinks (feels) that /lit/ would make the perfect "qt hipster gf".
Not like /mu/ will ever have the courage to go for her...

>>3781839
y-you too.

>>3781551

I don't know if /tg/ is up for it, but /co/ needs to get /m/ a girl. He's an awesome guy.

>>3782066
who gets paired up with /c/?

/ck/ ain't a waifu. Little too much testosterone floatin around up in here, y'know?

>>3782109
there is alot of that, but /ck/ also has more estrogen than any other board. i'd guess maybe 1/4 posters here are female, more than any other board i'd imagine.

>>3782333
Even /cgl/?

>>3782685
I don't think that counts, that's like all of 4chan's little sister.

>>3782691
I think you mean mega bitch.

>>3782716
my little sister is a mega bitch, I don't see your point

wow...um...damn


are you guys new or some shit?

/ck/ and /co/ used to have a lot of crossover (I thought it still did) where they'd make a burger from spongebob or we'd laugh over the funny comic-cook books and it'd all just be fun.

remember

fun?


anyway, /co/, /ck/, and /diy/ are the boards I browse. Sometimes /g/ and /wsg/ is interestingly new still.

I suppose if the two divorce it should be /diy/ with /ck/. /tg/ and /x/ are both seemingly content so some random new-tg fag doesn't get to decide shit. In fact mostly the final say will be with whomever draw the most popular comics that circulate so seeing as how it's mostly /co/ that creates that content and /co/ likes /ck/ it won't change.

So /b/ and /r9k/ are just permavirgins?

>>3782966
What were you expecting?

>>3782968
I was expecting someone to take pity on /r9k/,/b/ deserves to be alone, forever.

>>3782970
/b/ and /mlp/ were hatefucking for a while there.

>>3782970
> take pity on /r9k/

Having spent time on /r9k/, I wouldn't wish that board on anyone, male or female.

Mind you, I suppose that was a while ago...
NOPE
Still a shithole

Just saying /an/ and /ck/ should totally have a lesbian affair. We can take you out to a forest and gather up some grub and you can cook it and teach us how to make dog biscuits at home. Then we'll cuddle up with kittens in the tent.

>>3782998
/ck/ can be man too.

>>3782998
As a straight male representative of /ck/, I would have a picnic with you. We'll just pretend I'm a dyke. Not like I wouldn't rug munch anyways but you're probably underageb&.

>>3783032
/an/ is actually into guys so you don't have to pretend you're a dyke.

/an/ and /k/ are together though so just be sneaky or you might get shot.

>>3781200
Except that /vg/ has a LOT more vidya discussions.

/ck/ belongs with /diy/, and you know it!

>>3783017
Fuck this generic housewife bullshit. /ck/'s board-tan should totally be the /ck/ newfag.

I'm gonna be honest.
I don't see why /ck/ together with /co/. I like /lit/, they seem so smart. Also /diy/, they seem manly.

>>3784050
>/co/+/ck/
>cock
It's a dick joke basically.

>>3784050
Let /lit/ and /mu/ be together in a miserable, codependent hipster circlejerk; they deserve one another. Speaking as a /mu/tant.

>>3781324

Yea no.

If anything /tg/ is the fat neckbread disappointment of a son living in /ck/'s basement

i think /diy/ is better than /co/
also /diy//ck/ is still a dick joke lol

>>3784061

/mu/lit/ -> mullet?

I find the irony of a two hipster boards joining together to become horrible hair delicious

Apprently /tg/ talking about making us their waifu right now. Gross
>>>/tg/20178084

Get this interboard bullshit the fuck out of here. None of us are even in this thread.Its being bumped by outsiders

>>20179110
There i fixed it ; )
>>3784114
Bitching about the thread getting bumped, doesn't sage...