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Anonymous Thu Jul 19 02:37:56 2012 No.3748088 [DELETED]

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>Go to restaurant, hostess says it will be 15 mins
>sit and wait, dreaming of delicious food
>Man gets up near me and asks me if the bathroom is that way, I say yes.
>Notice a platter of garlic bread is left unattended at his table, with dipping sauces next to it

Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 02:40:51 2012 No.3748089 You won't get away with it in time. Get some yourself, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 02:43:50 2012 No.3748094 Order a soft drink of milkshake to curb the hunger

Anonymous Thu Jul 19 02:44:50 2012 No.3748095

Follow the man and go into the restroom.
As he;s up against the urinal I quickly thrust my groin into his backside while pulling down his pants. Lustfully I kiss the nape of his neck, while he screams in surprise. I quickly cover his mouth. Soon I drag him into the stall and grab my knife and force him onto the floor. Then I take out my dick and forcefully take him in the ass while he's screaming for mercy, dribbling and crying all over the washroom floor.

Then I go outside and eat garlic bread.

>>	MOMO !!A8BrPmZzO+j Thu Jul 19 03:15:54 2012 No.3748128 File: 2 KB, 213x165, 1293854021465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3748095 Well that escalated real quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 03:20:54 2012 No.3748133 File: 160 KB, 1318x480, ocg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dis thread made me lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 03:42:05 2012 No.3748151 >>3748133 >not knowing how to quote a post >ishygidditidiy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:13:28 2012 No.3748237 >>3748095 Was it really necessary to steal his garlic bread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:23:28 2012 No.3748242 grab 2 middle pieces and scoot the rest together. if you're lucky he won't even notice. If you are unlucky, RUUUUUUUUUN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:25:28 2012 No.3748243 >>3748151 I think he was screen caping it for future generations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:27:30 2012 No.3748244 >>3748243 He was probably screen capping himself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:39:30 2012 No.3748253 File: 11 KB, 389x324, LETSGETCREATIVE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3748095 wat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 19:22:21 2012 No.3749330 cut a slit in the side of one and load it with salt

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