/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP you just made my brain melt.

Make your own sub. It's cheaper, healthier, and tastier. Fuck, Subway is nasty as shit.

>>3728391
I don't have any ingredients or a car. There's a Subway at 1 minute away from me. Nearest supermarket is about 14 minutes away. I'm too tired to walk that far and come back. Sorry.

>>3728390
Sorry. :<

If anyone can help me I'd appreciate it. I need something not spicy btw.

>a bloo bloo bloo
It's just fucking Subway, man. Get a hold of yourself.

Just stand around and peruse the menu beforehand, then go through the steps as the signs on the glass tell you to.

>I'd like a Six Inch Roast Beef with Provolone, on toasted Italian Herbs and Cheese. I'll take a bag of chips and drink with it. Thanks

That's all there is to it. Manlet.

>>3728392
>I don't have any ingredients or a car. There's a Subway at 1 minute away from me. Nearest supermarket is about 14 minutes away. I'm too tired to walk that far and come back. Sorry.

...You can't walk for fourteen minutes? Shit, buy an old ass MP3 player and jam while you walk or buy a used bicycle or something.

You really shouldn't be eating at any fast food joint if you're this unhealthy.

>>3728394
Yeah you don't understand. I need to know exactly what I want before I go inside the shop. I'm not standing there staring at the menu. I just can't. It's a physical malady.

I can't even order pizza on the phone without writing the exact words I'm going to say on a paper and reading them on the phone. If the conversation changes even in the slightest (aka they ask for my address too early/too late) I will get so flustered I will inevitably hang up and go without pizza for that day.

I can not help it. Yes it sounds retarded. Yes it sounds like I'm exaggerating. No I'm not exaggerating unfortunately and yes I know it's retarded but I can't help it.

>>3728396
I'm too tired because I woke up at 7PM yesterday. It's now 9:42 AM. I'm actually not fat or anything.

I always get a foot long ham, no cheese, toasted, on whole wheat with green peppers, onion, letus, tomatoes, honey mustard and sweet onion sauce, get that.

>>3728397
>I can't even order pizza on the phone without writing the exact words I'm going to say on a paper and reading them on the phone. If the conversation changes even in the slightest (aka they ask for my address too early/too late) I will get so flustered I will inevitably hang up and go without pizza for that day.

>>3728397
Well, shit. Browse this (http://www.subway.com/menu/default.aspx)) until you know what you want.

Afterwards, get on some meds, talk to a shrink, do something to get past that social anxiety. It's not healthy for you.

>>3728397

This might help:
http://www.wikihow.com/Order-a-Subway-Sandwich

Captcha: drug-induced eryyFa. Is this you, OP?

Go to the website and look at the menu.

Write on a piece of paper what you want and hand that to them. You can just point at your throat as if you are mute, or have laryngitis or whatever.

You could even call had and have them it ready.

Sample order (bread type, toasted or cold, condiments, toppings):

Footlong Italian BMT on white italian, toasted. Tomatos, onions lettuce black olives mayo salt pepper oregano.

If they ask you any stupid shit, just shake your head yes/no.

It appears as if living a normal human life amongst your fellow man is not for you.
Please consider doing the following:

1. Living on canned food and being a basement neck beard for the rest of your life
2. An hero
3. Online delivery from some other place
4. Making your own damn sandwich
5. An hero

>>3728397
alright man gear up
>can i have a footlong/6 inch (u pick) sub on (bread name *i suggest italian herbs and cheese*)
what kind of meat?
subway club/cold cut combo here
then you can say with everything to avoid awkwardness.

youre welcome

remember you are paying them down at subway
they work for you

go over there and GIVE THEM ORDERS

Okay guys..

I'm gonna go now. Wish me luck.

I'll report back with my (potential) success.

>>3728397
OP, I understand. I felt like that for so long and still struggle with it now, even after a few years of inpatient therapy.

Shit, I'm too late. But I'll say it anyway. You can do it, OP! Just think about how good you'll feel once you have that sub. And once you've done it once, it'll be much easier the next time.

I DID IT!! :D

I went there and the shop was completely empty and the guy that was there, I think he was gay or really wanted a tip because he basically catered me like a little kid and told me exactly every single choice I had at each step and made it super easy for me to just pick what I wanted. :33

OP let me be your friend : <

>>3728467
hopefully this was a learning experience for you OP

>>3728467
So I got the "BMT" whatever that is because it was on special.. it's like salami, mortadelle and ham cold cuts.. and swiss cheese.. grilled, with mayo sauce in Italian bread.

It's pretty yummy. :D

Also got chocolate chip cookies and a diet coke. :D

>>3728471
>>3728467

Op, you look classy as fuck. What the fuck are you all shy and shit about?

>>3728471
might as well go to mcdonalds if you're gonna eat that unhealthy

>>3728471
what veggies

>>3728387
>>3728397
OP I know exactly how you feel! I used to be scared as hell of ordering at subway but once you go a few times it gets easier.

Start by ordering bread. I like to order like this: "I'd like a foot long veggie sub on italian herbs and cheese." they'll ask what type of cheese. mozzarella, american, cheddar, swiss, etc. they'll ask if you want it toasted - DO IT, it's so good. after the oven you look at the veggies and decide. Tomato, green pepper, banana pepper, lettuce, pickles, onion, cucumber, what ever else. Finally, when you tell them what dressing you want, it's like a signal that you're done ordering. There's italian, mayo, mustard, and some other ones. Trust me honey it's not as hard as it seems. I have severe social anxiety too so I feel you my nigga.

>>3728468
Okay :3

>>3728473
I look classy..?

>>3728474
Sorry.. I just didn't know what else to take.. ._.

>>3728475
Lettuce, olives, cucumber and pickles.. no tomatoes or onions or anything like that because I have acid reflux :<

The kindness in this thread really warms my heart and reminds me that /ck/ is the best board on 4chan.

>>3728476

Get this, I'm such a pathetic pushover, that I pretend that I'm an gopher for someone important when I order the sandwich. That way they can't be mad at me for any stupid requests because they think the sandwich is for my asshole boss instead of for me.

>>3728478
>Sorry

am i the only one to think op is insanely cute

>>3728478
I actually mean it, post your IM info or whatever and I'll help you next time something like this comes up. I live in Montreal too so that might also help.

I love you bro. Hope you enjoy your sub.

OP, I have the same issue you do. It's worth it in the end, though XD

>>3728491
Umm okay.. but like I hope you don't plan on meeting with me or anything like that because I'm way too shy.. >.>

>>3728397
> If the conversation changes even in the slightest (aka they ask for my address too early/too late) I will get so flustered I will inevitably hang up and go without pizza for that day.

Holy shit my sides

>>3728493
DON'T DO IT OP IT'S PROBABLY A TRAP

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>>3728493

OP PLEASE DON'T DO IT I CAN SENSE A TRAP WHEN I SEE ONE TRUST ME DUDE DON'T DO IT

>>3728471
>>3728467

cheers, OP. i fuckin love subway brother, one literally 3 mins from here haha, enjoy! ;D

>>3728493
That isn't my intention. I'm just trying to go against what people expect from the internet and do something good and kind.

>>3728493
LISTEN TO ME OP DO NOT POST YOUR IM INFO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO. FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. DON'T DO IT.

>>3728471
>fattest thing on menu
>cookies
>diet coke

Also, OP you need to go to the fucking liquor store, not Subway.

Whatever you do, don't think about the people behind you staring a hole into the back of your skull.
And then even if you want to leave, you can't because there are too many people blocking the exit.
You are now trapped.

>>3728500
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>>3728500
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM YOU CREEPY MEGALOMANIAC ABDUCTING PIECE OF SHIT!! I KNOW YOUR KIND!!!

>>3728505
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>>3728495
what

>>3728500
rapist alert. the dubs reveal all

Thread of the year

>>3728502
Those don't exist in Quebec, we have the SAQ and depanneurs.

>>3728517
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

LEAVE THE OP ALONE HE JUST WANTED HELP GETTING HIS SUB AND HERE YOU ARE TRYING TO FUCKING FIND HIM AND SHIT YOU FUCKING SICKO

>>3728522
You can't be serious.

>>3728526
YOU MAY BE ABLE TO TRICK POOR INNOCENT OP BUT YOU WON'T GET PAST ME YOU FUCKING SICK FUCK

ITT: Capslock

Pfffffft...

OP, if you want someone to talk to who isn't going to judge you, my AIM is "Lordvessel"

>>3728535

>2012
>AIM

all of my what?!

OP, are you still here?

HOW WAS THE COOKIE.

Please respond.

I imagine there is only 3 people in this entire thread, maybe 4 tops.

5 now if you include me, but I'm outta here suckas.

OP, come back. Some anon contacted me trying to get in touch with you wanting to buy you a steam game :3

>>3728549
man, even reading that, it sounds sketchy as fuck. But tis true.

>>3728551
The internet today has too much cynicism and suspicion.

Everyone just open your heart and let others in.

>>3728551
>>3728549
Yeah op. post your address an we'll all come by

>>3728542
Sorry was cleaning up >:

There was 2 of them.. they were okay I guess, kinda tasty but a little tough and maybe a little too sugary for me D: But not bad..

>>3728549
D: what make you even think I play games on Steam?

>>3728563
What does that post-it say

>>3728563
Just letting you know in case you wanted a free game.

>>3728570
But why would you want to randomly buy me a Steam game.. D:

>>3728563
OP please post your address man hhaha please respond

>>3728563
Op, this is gonna be creepy but can you post a picture of your bad ass shirt again?

And I would randomly buy you a steam game because you remind me of a member of my family that I dearly adore, and are also a pretty cool guy.

>>3728563
Can you post some full body shots op

OP please take a deep breath, we all know your feels.

>>3728563
Post your PayPal email and I'll send you some cash

I don't know why you want to see my shirt but okay..

Also no Paypal money.. no Steam games >.>; I appreciate it but I don't need it.. I don't know how this turned from helping me get over being too much of a wuss to order a sandwich to wanting to give me money D: (although I do play on Steam..)

Order a veggie patty sub. It fucking blows their minds somebody would even TOUCH one of those things.

>>3728593
holy shit, you're the kind of person I would be too intimidated to talk to for looking like he has his life intact.

Damn it man. Also it's because human nature dicates that people who you can identify with, are worthy of attempts to socialize with. I would attempt to intigrate into, or have you integrate with, my tribe Bro.

you sure about that steam stuff?

>>3728593
you are too handsome to be socially awkward op give it up

>>3728593
>>3728593
Can you take it off now please also what's your address

>>3728593
The way to get over being shy is to have people around you who will support you without judging you, that's all I was offering and the offer still stands.

Everybody needs friends, right? Especially shy people.

>>3728593
you look like a handsome guy. do you like the baseball?

>>3728599
Yeah I mean I have a lot of Steam games I don't particularly need any >.> buy something nice for yourself instead? :x

(pic unrelated.. it's what I'm about to start munching on.. I can feel the coke coming up ;_;)

>>3728593
>>3728593
Op pls record on vocaroo moan clark

>>3728612
>dat "BE NICE" post-it

AND DONT THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THAT YOU AREN'T

>>3728604
No not really into sports.. that's um.. for "self defense".. someone broke into our apartment and our neighbor gave that to me.. not that I'd ever use it really..

>>3728602
Yeah I have friends though.. >.>; well not a lot because I'm kind of a loner but yeah.

>>3728612
I adore your sticky note, and even though we will never meet or see eachother again after this, I am now your best friend forever.

>>3728612
>"BE NICE =D" post-it

d'awww op i wanna hug you

>>3728622
Can I record a song instead? D:

C-can I add you on steam OP?

OP, please do.

I have to go to work, and I hate that I won't ever see you again.

I am cool with you in the most platonic way imaginable.

OP let's see some more of you.

>>3728627
only if you sing hotel california

>>3728627
YES

>>3728627
Yeah but please sing it really sensually like Marilyn monroe

>>3728631
Hokay..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VlKE1Jvh4J

I didn't listen to it after recording or else I would never post it. Just saying.

>>3728628
I guess yeah.. umm.. steamcommunity.com/id/ilyss

>>3728630
Agreed ! ;P

>>3728631
Hokay..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ei6jyUbZ6p

I didn't listen to it after recording or else I would never post it. Just saying.

>>3728628
I guess yeah.. umm.. steamcommunity.com/id/ilyss

>>3728627
Full name op?

>>3728643
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>>3728643

"War and courage have done more great things than charity. Not your sympathy, but your bravery hath hitherto saved the victims.

"What is good?" ye ask. To be brave is good. Let the little girls say: "To be good is what is pretty, and at the same time touching." "

>>3728397
Hello there, brother.

op is kawaiiii as fuck

>>3728643
I literally came

You gon get raped OP

>>3728651
D: Was that necessary..

>>3728651
>>3728651
Email address op? I Want to find you

>>3728643
Dude you realise you have an angelical singing voice?

More please?

OP call us Onii-chan please.

>>3728656
My Facebook is private and I only have close friends and family on it.. >.> sorry. I promise you I'm not that interesting anyways lol

>>3728657
But this is /ck/ and I already feel like I caused the thread to go way offtopic.. I feel like a guest that walks in with dirty shoes >.>

Op I am going to find you and you will be mine forever and ever. There's no escaping my love.
I'm sorry this had to happen to you

>>3728664
>But this is /ck/ and I already feel like I caused the thread to go way offtopic.. I feel like a guest that walks in with dirty shoes >.>

just fucking do it jesus christ one slightly off topic thread once in a while isnt the end of the world this is 4chan

>>3728665
/thread

>>3728643
are you francophone? parle francais and record please

>>3728670
Okay.. last one though because I'm really really sleepy and feel awkward D:
http://soundcloud.com/karllovesyou/hotel

>>3728676
What do you want me to say..

>>3728685
>karllovesyou

i think we can make you our king now

what is your favorite meal my lord

1777 hours in garrys mod.

I can see why you are so socially awkward.

>>3728685
say what you ordered from subway

>>3728689
Uhhhm.. probably Caesar salad? D:

>>3728690
Hey.. it's fun..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b1q5MP0A0Y

More of OPs voice.

>>3728643
Hey Op let me just be blunt

I'm going to find you