/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh they belong on cock, alright.

>>28264

Basil is best girl but far too thick for the likes of /cock/.

>>28619
>Basil
That's a weird way of spelling August

>>28264
Yes

>>28649

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK-yZq7M_bo

Pumpkin is a seasonal appetite. Pizza's good all year round.

>dem bellies
hnnng

>>28771
Cake got scarily good at drawing since he started. I'm glad he finally moved away from horses.

give me food girl ideas

>>29846
Licorice whip dominatrix, with allsort titties.

>>29846
Jello girl with a big fat butt and belly. They both jiggle a lot.

>>29846
Taco Bell Sauce Packet girl. She always has something sassy written on her shirt

>>29846
What about food girls based off /co/ related treats? Like a Scooby-snack girl in the style of Hanna barbera or a couple of big fat hostess fruit pie triplets (in apple,cherry,and peach of course!)

>>29961
and heart arrhythmia

>>30576
C-cake-senpai!?

Some OC

>>30576
Please draw more food girls

>>29846
Beef Jerky girl, rather straightforward and finely toned.

>>29846

Delinquent Tough Girl Sushi Gang

>>30652
I plan on taking asks for them on tumblr sometime this month so there should be a ton of them, too many even.

>>30649
stomach needs to be bigger

>>30649
>>29481
>>28649

>subtle vorefags thread

>>28264
They go on /trash/ because at least one of them has a dick

>>30742
You're not that far off.

>>30690
Only if the leader has a pompadour made of a sushi roll.

>>30777
>at least one of them has a dick
Which one(s)?
I'm asking for a friend.

>>31057
All of them

>>29481

The ponies were holding him back. Now he's loose.

MOAR FOOD GIRLS

>>30699
>>28619
not into the food aspect but goddamn CDT have you picked up the mantle of ross' thick-bellied ultra pears in clothing
might follow your new tumblr just for that
god i love thick thighs

>>30023
Here ya go
>>31314
Thanks. Me and Ross trade/doodle/learn from each other a lot so that's why I think that is. Thank you!

>>31424
does he have a stable public gallery somewhere, or what? why is he so weird

your thick thighs may save my lives

>>31424
Very nice. I kind of wish there was a slightly larger gut but I'm not complaining.

>>31470
Don't bother. The sooner you ween yourself off Ross the better. He's a capricious, self-hating douche and his fat art isn't worth it.

>>31205

>>31470
Na he just keeps to himself. I think he does commissions on FA though.

>>31554
>I think he does commissions on FA though.
He did for like a month. Then he quit, canceled his commissions and wiped his gallery. No surprise there.

>>31497
i want to know why tho.
Also he hasn't really done much I liked in like the last three years besides the occasional fat rouge.

>>31554
I guess you manage to see the peaks, but from the gestalt of his persona he's bizarrely rollercoastery. Is he conflicted over his love of fat little girls?

>>31497
Ross didn't do these.

This is the AskChubbyDiamond guy.

>>31593
Well he's got a good job and is working on some projects that are a little more serious? nothing edgy but like, comic ideas. so he's been busy doing that for the past year, and just doing trades/requests for fellow artists.

>Foodgirl thread derails at mention of Ultrahand
Can we not? I hardly get a chance to post foodgirls anywhere because they're so niche and I'd rather not waste the opportunity.

>>31424

Oh, jeez!

>>31689
got anything more pear shapped from ross?
on off chance

>>31756
Keepin' it food girl related. He did Basil a few times.

>>31713
Same

>/cock/ is blessed with food and thick girls
>/mlpol/ is suffering
I fucking love today

>/co/ never did anything with that food girl high school idea

It's a goddamn travesty is what it is, I should just write that shit myself

Someone please draw food girls of those THICC pancakes

>have cute food girl
>can hardly post any art of her because I had to be a degenerate and give her a big dick
I have only myself to blame

>>31424

You talk like a girl.

>>31886
post it please.

Damn the board(s) is/are fast today

Careful /foodgirl/ or we may get bumped off the edge

>>31902
Just one
http://i.imgur.com/Ym5gxt3.png

>>31858
Joke's on you I added the eyes on those originally.

cake is a god

>>32224
The /cock/ god

T H I C C E R

oh god
i`ve missed this food girls for too long

>>32224
Needs to be a short stack.

Much jelly is good with belly.

I think I can do one more request, ideas?

>>32630
Fancy rich cake girl with big belly

>>32630

drunk fish n' chips

>>32630

An ice cream girl getting licked by a skinnier food girl and looking both scared and mildly aroused by it?

>>31424
Draw a shota putting his dick inside the jelly belly while sucking her breasts please.

>>32627
>you will never get a peek under that skirt

>>32063
Hot as fuck
More please

Aye Cake been following you since the fat pone days, it's been cool as hell watching your art evolve.

Please never stop drawin big ass tums

>>32782

Is made of jelly anon, you'd drown

At least it would be a good death though.

>>29961
http://i.imgur.com/niFOmAd.jpg
her weak point is lico-tation

>Fantasyflan.jpg

more basil
more thighs I could swim in, please
also please explain why an herb is THICK
herbs are literally like three calories

>>31591
laughing like an idiot at this

>>33426

She's pizza, her hair is basil.

>>32063
MORE

>>33465

>>28649
>>28771
August seems charming and I would like to be her friend with benefits.

>>33565

>>33709

I love this thread and I love /cock/

You wouldn't impregnate a pizza, would you?

>>32659
>>33918

Yup. This has been a good April fools day.

>>33966
Not trying to samefag here but NICE that looks fantastic

>>33966
I really do love your art. Not only is it fappable if you're a fatty lover (which I am), it's just really neat and charming. You've got a good sense of design and a good eye for color.

Do guys really find this sexually attractive? Like, do women like this turn you guys on? Serious question.

>>34186
No im just pretending, this is all a joke. April fools.

What a glorious fucking thread

>>34150
I'm glad to hear that. I'll always be drawing fat stuff but I do intend on doing some more normal comic stuff with these characters, so it's good to know the art will still look nice.

>>34186
get lost dork

>>34186
IRL no but drawings or such? Yeah. I mean, IRL I like a spot of chub or some thick thighs and a little muffintop over jeans or w/e but HUGE THICC like this stuff? Just 2d

>>34225
>tfw want more 'squished pancake flat' art from you
>tfw no money for commissions

>>34186

It's erotic at first but ultimately the fantasy crumbles when given actual thought to the sensations and limitations.

>>34294
>sensations and limitations
>he doesn't want to stick his dick in cake or pumpkin goop

>>33565
What food is this?

>>33565
dank u for all this basil

>>31788
you don't happen to have a folder of the ross things that aren't food grils, do you?

>>34278
More should be coming soon. I plan on doing an animation-request livestream at the end of the month, It'll probably involve flattening. Never animated it before, so that'd be fun.

>>34322

Can you do a Mint-Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Girl? I'll leave her personality and design up to you. Thicc is nice though.

>>34322

I'm more of a melon guy.

Honeydews are my favorite.

No idea when this collaboration of boards will end but This has been fun my dudes.

>>30023
what kind of pov would be good for this?

>>35987
ground-level

Remember me /co/?

>>36382
I remember

>>36559

>>36559

This. This shit right here is my jam

Godspeed you beautiful bastard

>>36382
>tfw I remember that thread
God that was party!

now for the important question, what flavor of jello do you want

>>37718
Blue flavor

OH MY GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE FOOD GIRLS HIGH FOR AGES! WHERE HAVE THEY FUCKING BEEN? I CAN'T FIND THEM IN MY COMPUTER'S FOLDER

Shit, now all I can think about is fucking a pie.

Thanks a lot /cock/.

EXTRA T H I C C
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>>38617
UHHHH THICCER

>>36559
>tube feeding
>the nurse's upper thighs bulging out of her garters

Yes, yes, good

>>38669
MORE

>>38617
>>38669

So what's filling her up?

More bread, cheese, sauce, those disappointing air pockets?

>>38851
All of the above

>>33966
You know what this sweet, delicious girl needs?

[/spoiler]Bellyfuck.[/spoiler]

>>38968
my fucking nigger. STOP BLUEBALLING US FAT FEITSH ARTISTS WE ALL WANT THIS THE ONLY BELLYFUCK ART I FOUND WAS FURRY SHIT ON /trash/ IT'S NOT FAIR

>>38968

Who do you call when you find a dead cake woman's body in crumbs and soaked with jizz?

>>39141
A Bundy cake?

I T B E G I N S

>>37793
>>30023
http://i.imgur.com/wnXwsq2.jpg
lets hope she's lying about the full meter

>come for cool character designs based off food
>its a fat fetish thread
>Ross the pedophile is posting

Fucking fat fags ruining everything

>>38669
>>38814
>thicc = obese

When will this meme die?

>>39413
Here's a thin one senpai

>>39315
needs work

>>39495
UHHH THICKER predates thicc, though. Someone post the comic.

>>39666

>>39683
>it all started on /v/

Of course

>>39666
and fat FAT! predates UHHH THICKER and then healthy HEALTHY! predates fat FAT!

>>39834
/v/ has also been the first place to draw/write furry porn of many games too that they later pretend to have never liked because the games are now big and popular

How are these women not constantly devoured by ants

>>40065
By not living near anthills.

>>40984

>>30164
how thick you want her

>>37973

Just check the archives anon, once the merger is done

And calm down and have some cake

>>42074

>>42074
Not that guy, but it might be nice if she in particular had a huge rack. Big enough that it basically turns her boobs into a shelf, on which of course you can clearly read what's written there.

>>29846
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.

All as one girl.

>>42170

Seconding this.

>>42170
got any drawing references similar to this?

>>28264
>/cock/ bringing back food high

>>42693
Found after two minutes on Bing.

On the topic of food girls, anyone want a Slushee?

>>29846
Balut girl.
Lutefisk girl.
Casu marzu girl.
Prairie oyster girl.
Natto girl.
Huitlacoche girl.

>>43016

>using Bing

Oh shit nigga what the fuck are you doing, etc

>>43016

Nice. Too bad she's such a butterface.

>>42074
Oh fug I stopped paying attention to the thread.

What >>42170 said, they had a great idea.

closest thing I have to a food girl who isn't just a block of cheese.

>>43350
I would Definetly hold hands with this slushee

>>32792
>>33498
'k http://imgur.com/a/UUDfr

Is there any vore?

>>44728
Does this count as a form of vore?

>>45434
not really

>>44728
>eating a food girl
Dude that is so rude why would you ever?

>>45538
What if it's the food girl doing the eating?

>>45538
>me
>eating a food girl
>implying implications
Obviously they would eat each other

>>45434
vore or not, it's sure doing something to my dick

>>45640
>food girl role reversal
That's kinda hot

>>44034
Big is low-key the greatest search engine for porn. It's got a big enough reach that you'll actually find a lot of what you're probably looking for, but it doesn't have bullshit filters in place that are a pain to get rid of, like Google.

>>45883
*Bing

Is it gay to eat a food girl after you came inside her?

>>45883

Interesting. I will take note of that when I'm prioritizing my porn searches, because apparently that's where my life is right now, thanks for the reminded anon

>>33965
I would stuff that crust.

Okay, enough fucking around, we need a cartoon setting/environment for these sluts

Here's what I remember from the old threads:
>High school setting
>It's a world where per Ross, inexplicably some girls are just born food girls
>They kind of need a school all their own because normal humans can get an irresistible urge to eat them
>They can be any kind of food, although how they move and what animates them is a mystery, probably some kind of magic mishap

What zany situations should we put them in? I imagine stuff like prom, athletics teams and cooking class, oh god no would be really interesting and weird to explore.

>>48425
By all means write what you like but I have lore/a web comic all planned out already.

>>48425

What, no food dudes?

Don't you scalie schoolie me on this.

>>48773
no gays allowed

>>48874

But they're all lesbians.

>>48708

NOICE everyone knows I don't finish any of the porn I write so thank god someone else is doing it

Please tell me the food girls get into crazy ecchi shenanigans and there are love triangles and hopefully weight gain even though I'm not clear on how that would even work

>>28264
>>28619
>>28649
>>29481
>>30576
>>31554
Goddamn I never thought I'd see this kind of thread. Totally makes up for April Fools.

>>48773
>Don't you scalie schoolie me on this.
>shen joked that all males in SS are realistic lizards
>all foodboys are inanimate plates of food
Please yes

Question is....will we ever be able to have a thread like this once the threads have been disbanded?

>>48985
it could be through genetically engineered goop that can't be classified as food

>>48985
Should be a bit more serious, not exactly porn, but there will be fat / thicc characters, lesbians, and scooby-doo shenanigans

>>49244
I imagine so, they pop up every few months,

>>49244

There's always room in the /trash/.

>>44380
>ywn lick her sausage
>ywn gulp down her baby batter
>ywn cuddle up after hours of foodsex
why live

>>34225
>>39592
>>41248
I like the flat girl. What is she?

>>49607
Poptart, but recently she's become a Guava pastry for story purposes.

Not sure how long this thread will be up, but it's almost midnight where I am.

This has been a blast. Thanks for the fun times dudes, and here's my shit if you're interested.

ridiculouscake.tumblr.com

>>49380

>lesbians and scooby-doo shenanigans

Why do I feel like you will be 500% better at this than Lumberjanes or any of the other quirky softcore "we all like vagina for representation purposes" comics out there right now

>>49685

Is that her new Guava design? That's awful cute, if harder to introduce to new readers. Pop tart is a more commonly known food. But I'm loving the THICC design.

>>49811

Goodbye, space cakeboy.

Please come back and visit with your OCs sometime.

>>49811
wait are you the one that drew >>32063 and >>44380?

>>49811
When are you going to open coms you faggot

I want you to draw shit that isn't hyper fat shit and I'll pay

>>49841
Na, just a fatter version for kicks.

And I hope I do an alright job. I don't intend for it to be any longer that 100-150 pages, and some short animations. I plan on doing 50-60 in advance before I post anything, Should start new years day, and be pretty simple/fun, like, the pacing of a movie.
Should feel like a goofier version of Brick (2005)
>>49972
I drew the SFW stuff,

>>50096
FUCK
I want MORE FOOD FUTAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49972
Not all of them.

>>50058
Just email me at ridiculouscakecommissions@gmail,
I've put off posting my info recently because I know i'd get swarmed, I still get swarmed even when I don't advertise.

>>50096
>Na, just a fatter version for kicks.

Good.

All the characters being thicc is just repetitive.

>>50181
Oh well I don't wanna bother you with shit if you're constantly flooded with stuff. Good luck, you draw good shit even if 80% is weird .

>>50441
Thanks man
>>50365
Yeah I only have 2 fatties for the most part. out of 6 characters I plan on having be regulars.

>>50163
Trust me pal, I know. My sausage lust knows no bounds

>April fools day ends with a Food Girls thread
All is well in the world today

>>50096

>animations

YUSSS BOIII

Can't wait, what little I've seen of your animation style is delicious. If you ever end up with too much free time you should cover Weird Al's "Eat It" with Basil as the MJ stand-in and the rest of the girls backup-dancing.

>>51148
I hope it goes well,

Also have some videos to post this month, should be fun, if you like inflation.

>>30164
what a saucy attitude

>>53031
text gave me a laugh

>>53031
Zesty.

So is she like a spicy sauce-slime wearing a packet dress? I can get behind that.

>>32063
link your gallery, art friend

>>53258
yeah, and her "beauty marks" are the black particles that you find in the sauce

>>53958
>thicc saucy slimegirl has pepperfreckles all over her body
Jesus christ muh dick. I wish I could put it in her without getting hot sauce in my urethra

Or even worse, she shapeshifts a slime dick and roasts your rectum with her spicy shaft

>>54275
her type of sauce would change depending on her mood, if you really got her to mellow then it wouldnt hurt as much

>>48425
>>48773

I remember those threads. Those were some good times. I remember we made up one food guy. He was this ten foo tall, Pumpkin Pie goth who was obsessed with gothic fashion, literature and Halloween.

Someone even made art of him. I liked that character quite a bit, it was one of those characters that the whole thread made together.

We also spitballed ideas involving Gordon Ramsey being the Gym teacher and Guy Fieri was the guidance counselor. That was great too.

we should make a food girls general so we can solidify some of this ideas

>>54533
I bet if you got her high she'd turn into salsa verde

>>54840
nah thats when shes afraid of heights feeling queasy

>>54983
Aw, that's adorable. This saucy lass got a name?

Does anyone know where I can get more foodgirls?

>>56383
how about vanessa

>>56745
Ridiculous Cake is really the only one waiving the food girl banner atm. DecentPerversion is the only other one that comes to mind

>>56974
I like it!

>>54729
>food girls general
If we did, where would we make it? /co/? /trash/?

>>58098
/d/. There are occasional threads, but a general would be nice.
You learn to ignore or adopt things you don't like quickly.

>>30236
zoinks

>>58138
I didn't know /d/ abided that kinda stuff. I had moderate success with foodfucker threads on /trash/ but that was a while ago

Glad to see Cake got a thread of his own, it's a fun idea he's got cookin. For shits and giggles, I made up my own food girl during our trades that isn't canonical to anything in his story.

>>58730

And another.

>>58817

>>45434
>tfw any character from fiestydelights shows up

>>56974
>>58730
this will make attendance oll call interesting

>>58863

She's just like shortbread cookie dough or some shit, iunno. You guys were into all that thick stuff so I just thought I'd drop some off.

>>58730
What's her deal? She a girl scout cookie?

>>58730
>>58817
>>58863
>>58923

Cute!

>>58730
>>58817
>>58863
ROSS GET A FUKKEN TUMBLR OR SOMETHING YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GOT ME INTO F A T with your sonic stuff

>>58910
>even Death is thicc

Oh wait, two more. Fire #1.

Fire #2.

Her arms and legs are darker and browner than the rest of her pasty, doughy, beige body. They're more "cooked" from being not as big around as her gut, plus the being firmer means she can use them to support her weight. If she puts on too much, you can start to hear her knees cracking, little fuckin cookie flakes start falling from her legs from crunching underneath the crushing weight above.

100% fetish fuel.

>>58730
>4'10
>502lbs
good work

>>58998
>you will never play golf with death and maybe shyly ask if you could cuddle with her for a bit as a last request

>>59166

Well she's like 12, so yeah.