/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I won't lie,I've always wanted to try one of those pizzas.

>>22667
'at's 'a 'atta?
an't 'andle 'trong 'ndependent 'go 'za?

>>22667
goza is god tier

Goddamit, Aku.

>>22667
mmmmm, go za

>>22667
EXTRA THICC

>>22667
>I love pie, I wish we could have it for every meal
>Johnson, that's the fattest idea I've ever heard! I'm promoting you to head of product development

Getting fucking hungry

>americans in charge of making comics

>>22866
Vot der fock.

>>22667

Fucking Chicago

New York best Pizza

>Americans not in charge

>>22738
That's not a pizza. That's some kind of savory cake.

if you've had pizza with meat on it, you're eating an American pizza

>>22738
Chicago fag here. It bothers me that people actually appreciate a mediocre style of hotdog, but hate deep dish pizza for 0 fucking reason even though it's actually something quite good.

>>22962
>New York best Pizza
Fucking kill yourself.

>>23222

Admittedly, it looks like a fairly tasty savory cake. I'd be curious to try it, myself, even if I'm not sure I'd call it a "pizza".

>>22866
>eurocomics

>>23445
As someone that has been living in Chicago for about a year now its extremely weird since deep dish is truly the only good Chicago style. Thin crust is terrible and too sweet, Italian Beefs are just shitty wet cheesesteaks, and chicago dogs are legit bad unless you get them at only a couple places where they're elevated to "meh"

Deep dish however is a unique take on pizza and is great in a city thats behind the coast in food culture.

>>22667
I like deep dish, but Chicago thin crust is the superior pizza.

>>23199
That literally looks like an upperclass district of any city on the rust belt.

That's not a bloody pizza, it a has a crust it's a poorly made cheese and tomato pie.

>>23575
>Italian Beefs are just shitty wet cheesesteaks

You're a faggot. Then again, you live in Chicago, so that's kind of redundant.

What's GOZA? Is it Japaneee or something? Godzilla?

>>22667
Just waiting for Papa Johns to open so I can fucking eat.

>>22866

I like how this $4 comic has worse art and writing than a mediocre webcomic you could read for free.

>>23575
so I was at a conference last week in Chicago and went to eat one of those pizzas (amazing) and one colleague ordered the thin crust because he doesn't like fun and our waitress looked like she might cry. My colleague was then disappointed by his pizza. I was not. It was *amazing*.

>>22667
>eating tomato cassrole

only limp-wristed numales and NYfags think thin crust is better than deep dish

>>22667
There's nothing wrong with eating UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.

>America

>>22667
>Not liking 'go'za, the GOAT 'za, the 'za that makes me go wa la!

>>24142
>you don't have to tell me how you got there, but you just gotta smell these eggs

>>22738
>I won't lie,I've always wanted to try one of those pizzas.

Me too.

Does any place in the UK make these?

>>24142
is this the guy that turned some homeless guy into a trap by feeding him female hormones supplements

>>24108
enjoy your bread bowl.
it's still not pizza.

>>22667
>always wanted to try this
>find out that there's a store that sells deep pizza in the capital of country
>go eat it, full of cheese instead of tomato
I will never forget this sensation.

>>22667
>Having taste this shit.
Neck yourself.

>>24919
That's just a cheap glorified calzone.

>>23783
Chicago Pizza
'Go 'za

>>24993
I really doubt that's cheap.

>>24993
True, but it's the closest my little town has.:(

>>22667
That's not a pizza, that's a soup in a bread bowl

>>23513

it tastes more like lasagna than pizza at that point

Unos and Lou Malnatis are the best deep dish but not the fake chain Unos outside Chicago. Lou Malnatis delivers their pizzas frozen almost anywhere if anyone want to try it

>>23575
You haven't tried Falco's or Home Run Inn have you?

>>23445
Texan here and I love my pizza DEEP FUCKIN DISH!!!

>>25065
A family sized Papa Murphey's stuffed pizza is like $13 my man.

>>22738
I've never really gotten to try a high quality pizza anywhere. All I have around me are chains.

>>24142
>it's actually real
HOLY FUCK!

>>25861
Are you implying they are good or bad. I've had thin crust Home Run Inn, it was better than others but its definitely not as good as deep dish, NY style, traditional NA, or even Italian style

>>22667
Chicago pizza?

>>26030
The "Local pizza places are godlike" thing is just a meme.
The best you'll get is some unique topping variations.
t. Guy has four local pizza places

>>22667
deep dish pizza isn't even pizza. it's fucking tomato sauce cake.

that shit is revolting.

>>26123
Go be a nigger elsewhere my man

>>22667
>Europeans don't know what Chicago deep dish is

>>23606
That's not true, the roads aren't nearly that good here in Cleveland.

>>26155
hey hey, kill yourself friendo, that your awful taste in pizza may die with you

>>23575
>>23445
>mfw normies put veggies on pizzas.

Deep dish is the food of the gods. Fuck you OP. Here in Detroit we have pizza papalis is and that pizza is fucking delicious

>>24142
>murica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTIpqLaq2h8

>>26179
LIKE IF YOU WANT VEGGIES GET A SALAD! DONT RUIN THE PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY!
ARRRGH!

>>22667
That's a casserole, not a pizza.
Everyone in Chicago should be killed. Oh wait, they're already working towards that.

I want to murder every single person in this thread.
Go kill yourselves, you elitist dorks.

>>24445
If you know how to make pizza, they're not too hard to do yourself. Just google a recipe.

>>26560
Actually, in a sense they're easier to make than normal pizza since you don't need the oven to be as hot.

>>22962
>eating a paper plate covered in "cheese"

>>22866
delete this

>>26174
Why did you crop out the artist's signature?

>>22738

>>23513
It's a fucking casserole.

>>22667
That's the kind of pizza they love in Boystown.

-t. gay lifelong Cubs fan

>>22667
Disgusting

Calzones are the best. Fight me.

>>22738
>I won't lie,I've always wanted to try one of those pizzas.
>pizzas
it's a pie or 'za you faggot.

>>22667
as an italian i woldn't call that pizza but i still would have no problem eating it

>>22667
that's some real nice 'go 'za

>>27594
Hell yeah.

>>22667
I'm Italian and I would like to try that.

I wouldn't call it "pizza" though. Looks more like lasagna.

>>22667
>Chicago=all Americans

>>22667
I got to eat Gino's deep dish pizza on a trip to chicago once. To this day it was the best pizza I've ever eaten.

>>27594
Why would I fight someone who's right ?

>>28006
They sell those frozen at my local grocery store.

>>27703
Am I the only one who hates that faggot brit cuck?

It looks like someone listed the ingredients of a pizza but then gave no instruction on how to make it.

>>28042
>frozen deep dish

>>28074
Literally the only difference is that the crust is more rigid, the tomato goes on top of the cheese (and over certain layers of condiment), and the crust rises higher.

>>28105
Low temp for a long time I think. It's very good.

>>28051
I hate all of his shows but I really love how his twitter has evolved into roast central because a bunch of knobs kept sending him pics of shitty food on purpose.

>>27594
I agree.

>>22866
>Vegans in charge of making comics

>>22738
We have a top tier chicago-style pizzeria/restaurant in my town.
Deep dish pizza is actually amazing, especially with ricotta or gorgonzola

>>28133
And you can't exactly eat it with your hands.

>>22667

I ordered a pizza an hour ago where the frick is it im dying over here

>in charge

please we did it because we felt like it

and you love us for it

>I cant believe this is an actual board

>>28752
>OMG! How dare you show me I'm a hypocrite!
I don't even care about the message or whatever the image has to offer
this is just a piss tier 'gotcha' and I hate whoever made this

>>29011
The pizza man has no doubt been captured and executed by a gang.
there's nothing you can do do save him but you can save yourself. oeder anouther pizza.

Should I be a fatass and get deep dish today, /cock/?

Can eat it while watching toons but can't read comics cause of my greasy fingers.

>>26110
Local places are usually just more expensive and have a gimmick of some sort. Usually it's a bad gimmick.

>>22667
Ordered lou malnattis frozen pizza. It was literally one of the best pizzas ive had not just frozen. Its delicious. Id recommend it to anyone, but be aware its expensive because of the fast shipping and cold packs. 100% worth it to try at least once though. I think 2 10' pizzas was around $50.

>>28752
sentience is not much special
the real issue is when people start eating sapient beings

>>24494
why is that so hot?

The best things happen when you put non Americans in charge of stuff in America.

Just wanna say, Pizza in general is an amazing dish. Literally the best dish made by man.

>>22667
It's like a cheese cake

everything ITT looks pretty good, i dont know what you guys are arguing about.

FUCK CHICAGO

>>22667
I love 'go style 'za so much sometimes I order a second 'go 'za to take my 'za 'to 'go.

>>24919
""""Chicago stuffed""""
I'm from Chicago and I've never seen anything even somewhat like this bullshit

Rate my peckza, /cock/
Thin and crispy with beef and jalapeños.

>>30336
Same. Looks more like a calzone; not unappetizing though.

>>22962
>Eat a cracker with cheese on it
>Good

Stupid east coat retard

>>22667
Don't tell me that doesn't look fucking delicious.

>>29069
And they're all like this.

>>27594
Ben get out

>>30411
Cheese is overcooked but looks good.

>>22738
>been through Chicago twice but both times didn't have time to get some goza

Fucking kill me.

>>23575
>Italian Beefs are just shitty wet cheesesteaks,
Anon..

>>26030
>>26110
Depends on where you live. If you live in the midwest where people have no standards for pizza then yeah, your local pizza places are going to suck shit too. That's what happens when your fellow locals think that Buca di Beppo is quality Italian.

>>29147
Yes, and post pics of the place and your purchase with receipt

>>22667
I'm from Chicago and these pizzas are literally the only thing keeping me here
I've never tried deep dish from a place outside of the Chicago land area but I can't imagine that it's very good

>They don't like deep dish
Why would you deprave yourself of such wonders?

>>31693
let me reassure you. Unless you know the right way to do it, or know somebody who does, nobody outside Chicago does it right.

>>31763
>rarely treat myself to deep dish because I live in 815, not Chicago proper
>Pizza Hut introduces their "deep dish"
>it's just huge fluffy crust throughout with even less cheese and sauce than their New York style

>>23445
because they're stubborn fools who hate innovation

>>29708
slow transformation, the dependancy

because you have 100 percent control over the situation that you can do whatever

>>23575
>Italian Beefs are just shitty wet cheesesteaks
here's your (You)

>>23445
>>23575

>Chicago dogs
>bad

Jesus, guys.

>>22667
Pizza pie?

>>28051
GETTTTTTT OUTTTTT YE RAWWWWWWW YANKE POODLE

>>26722
fo real do?

>>22667
do you guys, or ladies if you're a lady, use a fork and knife when you eata you deep pizza?

>>27594
tasty as fuck
I actually love them both

>>32440
What is this and where can I find a recipe?

>>32350
Why on God's green earth would I ever use utensils to eat pizza?

>>23575

I live in Wisconsin and it isn't hard to get my hands on a good Chicago style pizza.

They're fantastic, for sure. I think I prefer them to regular pizza most of the time... but, they're not the same, y'know? They're not, like, a walking pizza. Chicago style is a sit down, eat with a knife and fork, this-is-what's-for-dinner pizza. Thinner crust, and New York style, you can just kind of grab a slice and keep going. Both have their place.

Chicago wins taste and quality, but taste and quality are not the only ways to measure food.

>>22667
>go to navy boot camp in chicago
>its liberty weekend, your one weekend at the end of bootcamp to spend with family before being shipped off for additional training
>only get one day because the guy who assigns watches hates me
>family decides to get some 'go za without my input, I'm a little upset but I've never had it so whatever
>end up waiting like an hour of my precious one day to be seated
>get served
>its shit
>wasted most of my day
>literally have not forgiven them to this day
Why the fuck would anyone want a burning hot slice of cake filled to the brim with pepperoni and cheese, that shit was terrible. The tastes don't even blend in any meaningful way and there's so little crust that you're literally eating forkfuls of cheese at a certain point.

tl;dr fuck 'go 'za

>>33142
I can see why the guy who assigns watches hates you

>>30745
he doesn't speak for me, faggot.

>MFW I had pizza in Italy

>MFW it the most delicious pizza I ever had in my life

>MFW now when I eat pizza in America it taste like crap

I really want to make my own pizza with the meat they use in Italy and use that spicy oil on it too.

>>28752
Wasn't Hitler a vegetarian?

>>32350
I've always done this. They provide the utensils for me anyway, and everyone around me does it as well.

>>33833
The spicy oil is almost certainly just going to be chili oil of some description, so that shouldn't be too hard to find.

>>33833
American food just isn't real food anymore(probably hasn't been for awhile). It's gotten to the point where you have to kill and grow your own meat and vegetables from all the underhanded shit our food companies have been doing and even then they still fuck with our ingredients which makes it harder for anyone to get and make "real" food. Only way out of this nightmare is to just leave the country.

>>34378
t. uncultured faggot that doesn't know where/how to get real food.

>>22667
Is this basically a Pizza placed inside a Yorkshire Pudding?

>>23445
Pizza elitism is a huge thing in the last few years, originating from New York after some food critic said that New York Pizza was the best Pizza ever

Kid gets a shiny new trophy, so he goes around going "That's a nice shit bread you have there everyone else, but officially I'm the best ever"

Chicago goes "Our thing is pretty good as well"

New York flips out, and a rivalry has been going ever since where New York will denounce literally everything about Chicago pizza ever chance it gets, saying its shit pizza, saying its not really pizza, saying its a bread bowl, saying its garbage. Its heated up over the years to the point that the memes have caught on and people think we must denounce Chicago pizza whenever its posted.

Eventually Italy got thrown into the mix when New York got too annoying and said "Hey, you're not really REAL pizza either. Only Italy Pizza is actual real Pizza".

New York flipped out again got more assblasted.

>>22738
>be college student who travels with a club
>take yearly trip to Chicago with club
> always buy Chicago style pizza at restaurant and eat it there
>new faculty coach decides to have pizza delivered this year
> buys 5 boxes for 8 people
> have a shit ton of leftovers
>they decide to store them in our room for a weekend

The pizza was good but after seeing it rot in my room over a 3 day period I don't know if I could eat it again

>>34918
New York pizza is shit. I don't understand how they can't see this. It's just mushy, greasy, SHIT.

>>22738
Thought I'd dislike it, it was fucking amazing.
I was born in new york, but now I'm a big fat traitor. NYC pizza is trash compared to a good 'go 'za.

>>30589
It's pretty damn good.

>>33833
only eat sausage that you made yourself mate.

I've never had a pizza I didn't like. This is silly.

>>35038
>mushy
You've only had shitty Newyork pizza then it should be crisp on the bottom.

>>24231
>wa la

>>34378

just go to local farmers markets, its worth the drive if you dont live near one

>>24142
what the fuck is this

>>22738

Yep.

>>34918
How can anyone like flat pizza? Im not saying deep dish is the only way to go but NY style pizza is pretty garbage.

Figures new york tries to start fights.

>>35700
It's still thinner than a paper plate. I shouldn't have to fold my pizza in half to keep it from dropping it's contents on my shirt.

>>33142
>gets upset because family chose some restaurant
>instead of being happy to spend day with family, passive-aggresively shit over them over /one/ choice of meal
>dont forgive them because "muh pizza was BAD >:C"

that guy has every reason to hate you, you're a terrible human being.

>>30830
>cows
>intelligent
ehhwha-?

>>36217
>? Im not saying deep dish is the only way to go but NY style pizza is pretty garbage.
That's part of the heart of it. Chicago Pizza isn't trying to be the only accurate and correct way to make pizza, its a variation on the style.

New York is claiming that its the only correct way to be pizza any time its brought up. Which is why its more annoying each time, New York is trying to sell itself as the only real answer.

Chicago only tries to sell itself as "This is good" not "This is the only way".

So what is Chicago style deep dish actually like? Is it like a pie, filled with cheese(s) and sausage? It sounds bloody delicious, might have to make some myself at some point cause yurop.

Why isn't there a live and let live attitude with pizza? Every time I hear about Hawaiian and Chicago Deep Dish, people get into these weird internet slap fights.

>>30830
Pigs don't face moral or intellectual problems not to mention labor instead their day consists of stuffing their face and rolling in the mud.
Plato even made the same comparison where life without any responsibility and hardship would be more akin to one of a pig, than a human.

>>36878
I think its one of those things that you need to find the right place to make it for you. Like with curry I had to go to a few different places before I could finally get a decent one. But you understand on the inside that there's something to this, and then when it works it works.

First rule is that pizza hut ain't a good standard. Second rule see if you can find a local place that does it, or does anything similar if you can't get authentic. If all else fails then make it yourself with a guide.

>>36878
Oddly it is a bit like a pie. The crust is slightly different from normal, the cheese is on the bottom, and sauce is up top. The middle is mostly cheese.

>>36924
You can eat it, just don't call it a pizza because it isn't one.

>>26030
>All that I have around me are chains
DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME.

>>36878
It's not quite a pie. The crust is generally very buttery and flaky. There's more tomato sauce, making it a bit sweeter, and the cheese isn't quite as cooked

>>37122
ALL THAT I SEE

This is a pizza my local pizzeria sells

Its pure unfiltered sex.

Lived in chicago my whole life and still think deep dish is a little much for me. Too much cheese and shit. We actually have some really good thin crust places if you can find the ones that aren't too sweet. Look into Rosatti's if your ever in the area.

>>36878
Effectively. Let me put it to you this way: the sauce goes on top to keep the copious fillings from burning while the thing bakes.

Moved to Arizona two years ago. I'll be in Chicago this weekend, really looking forward to some deep dish.

>>37166
ABSOLUTE HOROR

fug

>>37396
>>37160
>>37077
... Sound delicious. I was in Chicago last year in January and didn't get to grab some. Damn shame in retrospect but I have an oven and the internet.

>>37006
Yeah, I'm from Germany and I don't think I've ever seen a place that offers it. I haven't looked hard either, however.

>>37470
I CANNOT LIVE

>>27468
This looks delicious.

>>28006
This looks gross as fuck.

>>36477
That was the last time I've had my whole family together in 7 years because I got shipped off to Japan after that. They knew that, and decided to not even ask me what I wanted to do. Yes, I'm still mad about it.

>>38069
I'm with you, that was mad disrespectful of them, given your circumstances.

>>37099
>You can live in the US, just don't call it the United States because they aren't comprised of individual independent countries.
Is there some better name that you'd like to introduce?

>>22866
This doesn't count as art. Not under even the most liberal definition should this be allowed to count as art.

>>38422
yep is called trash

>>22667
I'm American and I wouldn't eat that. I'd rather the cheese be on top. That just looks like a mess.

>>37389
Fuck your chain pizzeria bullshit unless it's Lou's or Uno.

Fuck off.

>>22866
>huh, looks like an Alligiri impersonator from deviantart
>actually that's Aliigiri
She used to be good. What happened?

>>36680
about as intelligent as dogs, or so I've heard.

>>24142
need source, for education

>>28752
>whats a food chain
>what are the basic and natural human needs of eating
>whats my inflated ego
Basically sums up the entire ((comic))

>>28051
Kitchen nightmares in Britain are comfy af

we could let the french in charge of Burgers

>>22667
As with so many other things, we took it, made it ours, and perfected it.

You're welcome.

>>27703
>it's a pie or 'za you faggot.
no

>>24919
Sabbaro pizza chain sales those as well.