/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20606001
Damn OP you went?

So why can't we have this thread?

>>20606031
schizophrenic mod has a grudge against op

>>20606037
A grudge against OP is a grudge against all of us

>let me fill my belly with water, surely that will make room for the steak and not make me vomit

rules

>>20606039
One does not simply fuck with us big texanbros

don’t be like this queer

>>20606044
big Kyle is a thirsty boy, and he aint finishing that steak

>>20606051
Oh hey that's the saladphone retard from last night

>>20606052
Is that guys name right now

NO DON'T EAT THE ICE

Big Texan water challenge!?

>>20606061
He eating the ice cubes?

This guy's about to hurl.

I'm watching this while eating my tuna mayo pasta salad so I don't feel so alone. It's like I'm dining with friends :)

>>20606068
I watched him do it

What's the head count on failures/contestants so far?

Soy
Jason
Cody
Kyle

I feel like I'm missing 2-3

What in the god fuck, isn't it about closing time? And there's two more of these bastards?

>>20606001
so when you eat this do you next shit this week or after the presidential election in november?

>>20606001
That looks pretty sad and should be thrown into a garbage bin before the flies and maggots get to it.

>>20606075
Wtf is wrong with him. Who'd do something so retarded?
>>20606077
We had Blake as an early bird. He destroyed the sides but failed the meat.

Harv and Chuck look like real eating machines.

I think this contest is demeaning to nonfat people of color and non-color, because it implies that it is possible for a "human" to complete this challenge.

These 2 new guys on the right I can tell are ready to bulk

>>20606088
HARVEY

>>20606074
cold tuna salad with pasta?

>>20606089
Why not go protest like some collegiate bitch, maybe do some occupy bullshit while at at?

>>20606088
Hoss material

>>20606090
I feel bad for tard boy that is filling up him tum tummy with water.
The real men seem to know better

>>20606101
They don't even acknowledge his presence. Kyle is a mere weed.

Tard boy has like a third of a steak leftover. Fucking WEAK

Tard boy just used his HANDS to pick up a piece of meat and eat it, and the two men looked away from him, like they felt shame for him.

There was a dude earlier this evening that I thought might do it but I think he punked out at 13mins left.

>>20606098
That cold tuna salad is pretty good with some peas or green beans on crusty rye bread.

I wonder if he knows we are watching his every move.
You know you are gay when you can't eat a steak.

fix the fucking timestamp REEEEEEEEEE

I hope this kid's parents see this video so they can disown him. Imagine have a son that is so GAY that he can't even eat a steak. He might as be whored out on Martin Luther King Drive.

Big ass tomahawk on the grill

Pencilneck has to be ruining their appetite.

>>20606127
It seems extra gay when you're not only watching some guy's every move but also declare it, that might be considered creepy and stalking.

Updated roster:
Soy
Cody
Jason
That one faggot on his phone the entire time
Blake
Kyle (tard boy)
Harv
Chuck

Tard boy finally put his hat on correctly.
I'll bet he feels like a gay rape victim in jail.

He's gonna go home and cram that steak

Old guys clearly just talked shit about tard boy

>big guys immediately start talking shit about him and laughing
kek

>>20606151
Now they HAVE to win
Anything short of victory and they will be a bigger disgrace than Tard Boy

>>20606152
>Now they HAVE to win
>Anything short of victory and they will be a bigger disgrace than Tard Boy
Why would they be a bigger disgrace than Tard Boy?
They don't seem to be pretending to be anything other than middle-aged white assholes.

>>20606159
You're either the Hoss or below Tard Boy. Nothing more, nothing less

One guy put his phone on the table. You can see a blue 4chan board on it!

Baldie had me worried he was gonna be another phonefag for a sec

>>20606166
Can't watch, post pic

YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE TABLE

Did he just fucking give up?

Haha, Baldie gonna puke up his meat so he can eat more meat, like a true meat eating homosexual man!

>>20606166
Could he be one of us?

>>20606001
don't have time to watch the stream, just posting to bump the thread to piss off the tranny mod

>>20606188
>Could he be one of us?
Well, he failed, so there's a very good chance that he is one of us.
Imagine being such a fucking failure that you can't even eat 10 pounds of meat. That's like breakfast for me.

>>20606195
His wife texted him and wanted to go get Chinese.

why is his his clock still going HE FOCKING LEFT THE TABLE

>this one restaurant in this one small town in one texas county
>literal nonstop dozens of steaks on the grill every time i tune in
is anyone else amazed how many people there are and how we manage to appease every one of them at all times with whatever they want

Holy shit... he just pulled out a revolver and put it on the table.

At least Tard Boy ran down the timer

All of that food on the grill. Look how many assholes showed up right at closing.

He's done boys
Another failure

>>20606217
>All of that food on the grill. Look how many assholes showed up right at closing.
I used to work with people like you. Change the signs on the door if you aren't going to be open at certain hours. It's that fucking simple.
Or, I don't know, just don't do the fucking job you are being paid to do, and bitch and moan about how people are paying you a fuckton of money but not giving you any hours.

pathetic
another day without the promised hoss...

If I was that boy's pappy, I'd pull his pants down, bend him over the table, put my p-due in his a-due, and violently fill his b-due with my s-due, and all on live film. I would make him my new wife

>>20606234

>>20606234
thats kinda gay

here comes the sheriff to clean up this darn town

and the tables

>>20606089
A lot of the challenge winners are skinny people.

>>20606234
Maby we should get someone from /fit/ to try this challenge

>>20606403
Meant for >>20606089

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