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>> No.20602226

>>20602216
id be so pissed
like actually

>> No.20602227

>>20602216
chaotic evil

>> No.20602229

>>20602216
this was an inside job. he knew the layout and had an escape route planned

>> No.20602266

>>20602226
Spotted the Wendy's chef

>> No.20602321

>>20602212
He's just like me

>> No.20602339

>>20602216
>AYOO IMMA DROP DEES FRIES INNA DA FRIA AD DA LOCAL FAST FOOD PLACE, PLS SUBSCRIBE AN LIEK HAHAHAAA PRANKIN HARD YOOOOO

we really need to ban tiktok

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>> No.20602369

>>20602205
this is wrong

>> No.20602379

why did webm threads turn into tiktok bait threads

>> No.20602386

>>20602379
There’s more new content being made on tiktok.

>> No.20602389

>>20602339
>we really need to ban tiktok
and niggers

>> No.20602390 [DELETED] 

>>20602342
ew wtf
chinks aren't human

>> No.20602392

>>20602389
people are products of their environment

>> No.20602441

>>20602339
>IMMA DROP DEES FRIES
hes not dropping fries in the fryer you fucking retard

>> No.20602632

>>20602212
way too fucking much for the little guy, like a dangerous amount

>> No.20602638

>>20602632
Why do people pretend to care about non-mammals

>> No.20602650

>>20602638
birds are cute, I dont care about anything that isnt fluffy though

>> No.20602837

>>20602205
>>20602212
>>20602216
>>20602321
>>20602342
no

>> No.20602843

>>20602837
please babe?

>> No.20602894

>>20602392
WELL BAN BLACKS

>> No.20603013

>>20602205
>actually showed him putting it in his mouth
I got to give it to this guy, unlike 95% of click bait food videos he tasted the food before he spit it out.

>> No.20603043

>>20602205
what a shit thread

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I've stolen this recipe and been making my own at home every other morning now heh heh

>> No.20603055

>>20603052
>eyy hombre i got you!
>*sips beer*
>just lemme reheat....EH COOK DIS BACON
>eggs in homie!
>*sips beer*
>mm THIS IS HOW WE DO IN DA BIG APPLE ESSAY
>*burns eggs*
>*sips beer*
>ahh yeah it all come together cabrone
>*sips beer*
>eyy hombre that'll be $6.50 THIS INFLATION MAN

>> No.20603068

>>20603052
but why the deli slicer? does it really taste better or is it cheaper to get the block unsliced?

>> No.20603119

>>20603052
>Recipe
That's just a normal omelette in a bun

>> No.20603142

and now I have the power to replicate it at home for pennies!

>> No.20603205

>>20602226
>>20602216
i mean what does this even do? just splatters some oil around? it looked like he didn't really do anything

>> No.20603222

>>20603068
Blocks of cheese cost almost 10% less than sliced at my local store.

>> No.20603225 [DELETED] 

>>20602392
So I can take 100 feral born apes and relocate them to Silicon Valley and they'll all become tech gurus?
Spoiler alert, not one of them would make it. Environment is a big deal, I'll admit. But you can the x out of y but not the y out of x. Get fucked, kid

>> No.20603241

>>20603205
He didn't film it enough to get the reaction of putting ice in a deep fryer, but it will cause it to overflow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLL1f7UrMc

Despite being filled with ice, it is still incredibly hot and can cause 3rd degree burns on anyone, or start a fire in the building itself.

>> No.20603246

>>20603225
>people are
>YOU MEAN A WILD DIFFERENT SPECIES
I bet you thought that was a high IQ play.

>> No.20603413

>>20602205
Why would you even consider reposting this attentionbait garbage?
Kill yourself, you useless sack of shit.

>> No.20603495

>>20603052
I like when he used his knife to pop the top off the twist off

>> No.20603530

>>20603052
it's the bread that makes it. i've had access to free bacon, eggs, and cheese for the last year, but i only eat it when i bring my own bun or roll or bread

>> No.20603542

>>20603055
Bull crap that not under 11.50 in America

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>>20602216
after

>> No.20603719

>>20602212
If I leave out a glass of russian water will these retards actually drink it

>> No.20604049

>>20603719
I don't know about hard liquor but many birds love alcohol and love getting drunk.
My magpies get shitfaced on rotten apples every Autumn after first frost and once in a rare while I'll give the ducks beer instead of water with their peas and breadcubes.

>> No.20604097

>>20603568
Seasoning everything after it’s already cooked is a huge mistake

>> No.20604589

I'll just leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_A-TTHzhAc&t=18s&ab_channel=StephenPatula

>> No.20604608

>>20602339
tiktok AND nignogs

>> No.20604628 [DELETED] 

>>20604589
kill yourself

>> No.20604975

>>20603568
>Parsley

>> No.20605273

>>20603205
the oil explodes or overflows, its a high risk of burning down the kitchen

>> No.20605277

>>20602266
spotted the nigger
>>20602638
spotted the catfag

>> No.20605305

>>20602229
Probably a former employee getting back at their boss and coworkers or some shit.

>> No.20605411 [DELETED] 

cant you jaded assholes just go ONE THREAD, not even a day, BUT A SINGLE THREAD without being racist shit heads? you shoukd all be ashamed of yourselves

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>>20603205
>>20602216
>>20602227
>>20602226
here is what happens when you put ice in boiling oil.>>20603570

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>> No.20605549

>>20605520
the wagie sprint

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>> No.20605572

>>20605560
Now THAT is a big mac!

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>>20605572
4u

>> No.20605584

>>20604589
neat

>> No.20605587

>>20605565
What? Why? Is this like that guy that throws whole eggs into the pan?

>> No.20605600

>>20605587
it's le funny video for upvotes

>> No.20605610

>>20605526
>Amerimutt
Jack is Italian

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>>20605600
Ah, like this

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>> No.20605686

>>20605587
It the video he explains that the cap was stuck

>> No.20605795

>>20605529
What show is this from? Who is this king?

>> No.20605872

>>20605547
giwtwm

>> No.20606104

>>20602205
He looks like exactly the sort of guy who I'd expect to eat that shite
>>20602342
For people who are into eels, this probably doesn't taste that bad, there's just no reason to prepare it like that. Just use a pan.
>>20603052
I like how people act as if making these things is supposed to be some act of culinary magic and my brother makes this shit every Sunday in his kitchen
>>20603068
He's only using the slicer because they already had the thing handy anyway, it's way easier to just use a knife if you're at home and it doesn't make fuck-all difference in terms of flavor
>>20605520
I like the girl just standing lazily in the background on her phone
I know that she's timing him but you can just imagine her doing the exact same thing on a really busy Friday night
>>20605524
Jack's Edible Depends
>>20605542
Kay can fuck anything up, I swear
>>20605560
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>20605685
>BUT WE GET PLENTY OF PROTEIN FROM CHICK PEAS, SAARS

>> No.20606185

>>20606104
Bro those are slugs. Never seen eels woth eyestalks.

>> No.20606280

>>20605437
you realize the jump cut goes to a different video right

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>>20606185
probably loaches

>> No.20606301

>>20605529
100% chance this guy is autistic.

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>> No.20606613

>>20605533
omg i want to be bread

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>>20603570
Dang i really love the special salt shaker and fries shovel. They're made for a single purpose and they're relatively simple tools.
What kind of person designs these tools? For one i think they'd need to have pretty good knowledge of how the average fastfood worker does his job, and also how their tool can complement their workflow.
I don't think a normal mechanical engineer or design engineer do this kind of job. Does anyone know? I too would like to learn to design job specific tools

>> No.20606884

>>20605795
https://youtu.be/O3Bz4ChoXIc?t=535

>> No.20606903

>>20606878
There's a taco bell video where the guy uses a special tool to pick up the beef and it is so neat looking.

>> No.20606928

>>20605560
The bravery with which he one hands the Huge Mac is admirable. I'd be afraid of it falling apart.

>> No.20607380

>>20605547
I should call her...

>> No.20607434

>>20605533
Bread?

>> No.20607450

>>20605565
Why they gotta make it so hard to de-bone the mjölk?

>> No.20607464

>>20602339
Once again you blame the technology and not the person. Nothing will ever be fixed if you keep blaming the wrong thing.

>> No.20607474

>>20602212
that's me ina around an hours, cheers lads.

>> No.20607482

>>20602342
why do asians hate animals so much?

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>>20602212
This is literally going to be me in like 3 or 4 hours

>> No.20607546

>>20605685
thats called "Ragi mudde", its literally just a ball of dough made from millet and water
I was always curious what this shit is

>> No.20607678

>>20605560
Version with sound? I need to hear that belch

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>>20607678
It isnt that great. Just a fat English nonce talking about how to eat a propa' big mac.

>> No.20608005

>>20607770
How does he get in?

>> No.20608064

>>20605610
Jack is Jack. He is beyond all ethnicities and nationalities. He's basically the Chris-Chan of /ck/. No one people claims him, except for maybe us.

>> No.20608077

>>20605685
>and heres your poop.
>and some poop for you
>some for you
>yup, you get some poop too

India super-power by 2025!!!!
(pay no attention to the open-air defecation rates please)

>> No.20609490

>>20605565
this guy almost cuts and stabs himself multiple times

>> No.20609493

>>20606300
they are cute

>> No.20609534

>>20605520
Does Domino's have performance based incentives? If not, there's no point in being that efficient unless he's the owner of that particular franchise.

>> No.20609538

>>20609534
he's probably just bored, but, there are "pizza making contests" out there that measure speed i've seen

>> No.20609575

>>20605520
Congratulations employee #07, for your supreme efficiency you win working every day of the week as our numbers would plummet without you.
You may not have leftover pizza and your salary is the same as the lazy ones'.

>> No.20609580

>>20602216
That is attempted murder..

>> No.20609595

I love cooking videos, food related TV shows, anything to do with making food really.
I have 100's of hours of recipe videos, but I have no idea how to edit them down to minute long webms for these threads while still keeping everything important.
Any tips??

>> No.20609604

>>20609595
learned to use ffmpeg so i could edit out intros/outros of shows on my playlist, and it had a function to add other files to the video

>> No.20609707

>>20607517
Tidepods??

>> No.20609713

>>20602216
I feel bad for the old man.
He's already barely making it by working a dead-end job in fast-food for pennies at his age.
He shouldn't be forced to deal with this shit.
He didn't deserve this.

>> No.20609745

>>20605610
>MUH HERITAGE
Jack is a burgermutt like all you other burgermutts

>> No.20609748

>>20605520
Sad that this dude cares about his shitty job and works harder and faster than any other domino employee but gets paid shit wages.

>>20606878
are you an actual child? The single purpose tools in commercial kitchens and other industries are definitely cool, but they're just that, simple. Any mechanical engineer with a bit of experience and cleverness could design them, by trade.

The problem is coming up with a novel tool that's cheap to produce and worthwhile to "train" people to use, that increases productivity by a wide enough margin to justify the labor, R&D, and manufacturing infrastructure. Companies often don't give a single shit about this. But if you are a child anon, follow your dreams, get a mechanical engineering degree, make a new fry basket just for chicken nuggies.

>> No.20609750

>>20606588
Damn that's some skill with those claws

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*Solves cooking*

>> No.20609775

>>20605520
No way does domino’s hand-toss, chains all use frozen preformed dough.

>> No.20609789

>>20605685
Nooooo, what did you do to poor Gumby!?

>> No.20609800

>>20609748
>Any mechanical engineer with a bit of experience and cleverness could design them, by trade.
Damn I always knew mechfags were way smarter than they let on.
I have a degree in EE and work as a design engineer but I have started dabbling with mechanical design these days in my free time. Its very different to electronics design and in a way truly uses a different part of the brain (which I'm not very good at)

>> No.20609835

>>20609800
I work in optical engineering, popping open some 3D CAD program and laying out designs for custom mounts/assemblies isn't bad and I know I'm shit at it as a non-mechE. Especially nowadays with those sleek Tormach lathes/mills and a variety of 3D printing available, can usually get functional parts for prototypes built in a day if you have a good idea. Definitely funstrating when you print a lens assembly and things are a quarter mil too loose or tight in the shitty plastic enclosure because your dumb ass didn't account for the printer/material resolution. Still, all the MechEs I've worked with it's literally their job, so they're usually a bit better at it.

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>> No.20609846

>>20605533
sauce

>> No.20609871

>>20609775
If you've ever walked into a Domingos location, you'd know they still do

>> No.20609945

>>20602212
animal abuse. that could have killed him. not cool.

>> No.20609954

>>20606878
>I don't think a normal mechanical engineer or design engineer do this kind of job. Does anyone know? I too would like to learn to design job specific tools
Industrial designer is the job name I believe.

>> No.20609964

>>20602216
Fuck niggers. I would never trust one of them. I cannot believe they are driving cars and cooking food for people. Makes me sick.

>> No.20609975

>>20602216
>blacks and latinos in the kitchen now will have to work overtime to clean that mess
wow you sure shown them to stand with BLM

>> No.20609982

>>20603052
>people unironically call this skilled labor and why they need to be paid 15 per hour

>> No.20610130

>>20609843
The sensational light chain rubbing over the things is the attention to detail we just don't get anymore

>> No.20610195

>>20605560
Why are americans like this?

>> No.20610250

>>20609982
>t. someone who has never worked in food service
Making one sandwich for yourself =/= making sandwiches for thousands. Fast food posting election tourist custies need to be banned for their sheer ignorance.

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>>20610250
Then he should not act smug when making a single, very shitty sandwich/burger/slop.

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>>20602342
we have ostriches here in veracruz and we eat those as scrambled eggs

>> No.20610817

>>20609843
we used to have a really famous bakery here in Cordoba where they sold lots of cakes and they trimmed the edges. Then they started to give them for free on Saturdays to the kids and we used to eat that every morning with a hot coffee or chocolate. Good days

>> No.20610908

>>20609713
in california fast food workers make $20/hr now.

>> No.20610912

>>20610792
Speedrunning leprosy

>> No.20610987

>>20609846
No, that's bread. Sauce would be messy doing that.

>> No.20611020

>>20610908
And in california $20/hr will let you afford a studio apartment that you split with three other people

>> No.20611135

>>20605520
Youre all retards
They're doing that because theyre bored
It's not how they usually work

>> No.20611141

>>20605547
Me and every anon's sister

>> No.20611163

>>20605551
To this day i still can't understand what he's even trying to do by flipping it straight into the coal. Did he think the flimsy rack somehow would be underneath it?

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>> No.20611211

>>20606104
>mass reply
You're a cocksucker and you know it

>> No.20611240

>>20610474
That's not real dough bro

>> No.20611553

>>20605565
Why would you buy milk from a company that can't spell milk?

>> No.20611564

>>20611553
I'd drink milk from an animal that can't spell milk

>> No.20611575

>>20611564
I'd drink milk from an animal that can spell milk

>> No.20611580

>>20611575
Well that goes without saying. Not so sure about chocolate milk though

>> No.20611616

>>20610912
Lol, my thought as well. Supposedly it's only in the brain and spinal fluid but the way Ignacio was chiseling off the shell, I'd say he's got a good chance of catching it

>> No.20611629

>>20610474
The point is that it's extremely ignorant to say the people preparing your food are overpaid when statistically they're the most underpaid workers in the country. Especially when the person saying it is almost always either some NEET or some barely competent code monkey who's probably going to be replaced by AI or an Indian soon.

>> No.20611631

>>20608005
No, fuck you. Show me proof that he's ever been anywhere but there. It's not a "how does he get in or get out" question, it much more complicated than that. I'm not smart enough but it's more like a space and time or quantum reality type thing. Let me know what you think chat

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>>20611211
I love how irrationally angry that makes you faggots
You really should stop giving me buttons to push, you know

>> No.20611659

>>20611631
He obviously can only leave once the eggs are gone. No chance of breaking egg that's not there
Once he's back after his hour of sleep, he restocks

>> No.20611710

>>20605685
I hate indians so god damn much

>> No.20611738

>>20609843
Do they use the trimmed bits for anything? I'd buy a bag of them.

>> No.20611743

>>20610792
>>20610912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiSTpOBC9ac

>> No.20611878

>>20610474
Yeah, that's what I want with my pizza dough, having it rolled all over your dirty arms and shirt.

>> No.20611915

>>20611651
>erm i only did it IRONICALLY
>so i'm only PRETENDING to be a faggot
Fuck off, faggot.

>> No.20612003

>>20605526
but why tho

>> No.20612397

>>20604049
>my magpies
Explain. I love magpies they are beautiful birds but why are they yours, what do you do with them and what are they like?

>> No.20612400

>>20602216
About 3 sets of sirens went off near me even watching this.

>> No.20612415

>>20604975
Ai slop. Same reason why subtitles these days are worse than having someone who has never seen the video paraphrase it to you.

>> No.20612419

>>20603568
I tried following this recipe to the letter and wtf the potatoes were too hard to mush up like that. Am I just a fucking weakling of are these guys using some kind of exotic potato? The chicken was burned to shit and all useless by the time I even got a little bit of useful potato.

>> No.20612428

>>20606878
Industrial engineering; I used to work for the consultant they had for their last couple of kitchen redesigns and the double drive-thrus.
It's pretty crazy to see a bunch of middle-aged Midwestern white dudes take over a year to produce a 1,600-page report with plans, specs, diagrams, etc. detailing the position and specs for every single piece of equipment in a McDonald's kitchen down to the tongs. All the work, meetings, late nights, the time and effort spent analyzing every menu item and task required to receive, store, break, prepare every ingredient needed to make it and optimizing the workflow to maximize efficiency in cost and time.
I think about the people who work in and patronize McDonald's a lot. There are probably dudes who work in a line for ten years and never give one thought to the fact that a bunch of engineers endlessly analyzed every single one of his movements to the point he can just mindlessly reach for a utensil and it's hanging on a hook exactly where one would expect it to be. Or the people in the drive-thru who just order, pay, and pick up their food and don't think about how they can just get any menu item prepared in 90 seconds and the choreography of a half-dozen people behind the wall making it happen.
Of course more often than not McDonald's is employing retarded minorities high on drugs so the whole process goes to shit. But still it's a work of art.

>> No.20612430

>>20612419
those potatoes have been boiled somewhat beforehand, they just didn't show it

>> No.20612453

>>20602216
there would have been a lot of blood in that kitchen if it was me in that mcdonalds

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>>20602216
As soon as I saw that ice I knew what was going down.

>> No.20612526

>>20609843
dae just not like stroopwaffles? I know its heretic or something.

>> No.20612537

>>20612430
Why wouldn't they say that in the recipe? They mentioned things like how many spoons of ingredients to use but I'm just supposed to fucking guess they boiled the potatoes when all they say is "potato"?
I wanted to show my parents that my time on the computer is worthwhile and now family dinner is ruined thanks to these fucking people. Great.

>> No.20612549

>>20612537
i dont blame you since youre probably new to cooking, but its super obvious once you have some experience cooking

>> No.20612567

>>20611651
wow, yeah. super irrational and super angry. you made him write a mean reply to you. you don't see that every day on a site like this. fuck off, le troll

>> No.20612630

>>20612537
Cooking was better when recipes were just general lists of ingredients and you had to have common sense and not be an autistic retard to follow them

>> No.20612639

>>20610525
>burger circus music starts playing

>> No.20612648

>>20612630
>>20612549
Honestly would it have been that hard to just put "boiled" in the text so I didn't have to fucking guess what obscure method these guys were using to make the dish?

>> No.20612662

>>20602212
A pissed up pigeon knocked my drink over, deserves a punch in the face.

>> No.20612675

>>20612648
Did they tell you to wash and peel the potatoes too or did you just mash them up with skins and dirt? Did you use a bowl or did you just do it in an Amazon box?

>> No.20612702

>>20610792
what an evil piece of shit that looks like its still moving

>> No.20612704

>>20612675
I like skin-on potatoes, why would I take them off if the recipe doesn't call for it?

>> No.20612813

>>20610476
Do Americans really?
is this 'Freedom pizza' or something?

>> No.20612842

>>20610525
The amount of practise hours to do this, leads me to believe he hasn't much else going on in his life.

Each to their own.

>> No.20612899

>>20602216
I saw the taco holder next to the fryer and instantly got sad that it was Jack. Saved an 18 year old half retard half sheltered kid from frying ice, he was gonna do it because an ass told him to and thankfully I spoke up. He also tried to sell me a half drunk bottle of vodka once, we were both underaged but he was younger than me kek

>> No.20612947

>>20612842
This is the type of thing you could practice and get down in one night if you're a naturally dexterous person.
Sadly this is becoming a rare phenotype due to modern birth rates and obesity.

>> No.20612995

>>20612842
What would you know about something like that? That dude is middle aged and its impressive but hes lived a whole life. You could absolutely learn that if you really put some time into it. I bet you never spent time to develop any skill.

>> No.20613013

>>20612842
i picked up juggling after about 90 minutes of constant practice on a whim one night, this seems similar

>> No.20613034

>>20612995
>I bet you never spent time to develop any skill.
It's not a skill.
It's just a party trick, like throwing a cigarette in the air and catching it in your mouth, juggling your pet Garloid, etc. Takes loads of failed attempts just to get it right . . just to impress who? And what's the gain? Claps from easily impressed onlookers!
I'll pass on that, thanks anyway.

>> No.20613062

>>20605529
wtf episode was this? i assume hes just a super minimilist?

>> No.20613088

>>20612842
I too enjoy imagining things with zero evidence, then getting upset over my imagination

>> No.20613099

>>20613088
???
Put down your Bud Light and go to bed.

>> No.20613118

>>20613099
but he's right, you saw somebody doing something you can't and thought "what a waste of time" and had to let us all know how kewl you are

>> No.20613134

>>20613062
Extreme Cheapskates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsWO-eqD-Vo

>> No.20613142

>>20612702
It's gutted. It's dead, Jim.

>> No.20613235

>>20612842
This guy also does this with your moms pussy.
She requires 0 practise though.

>> No.20613262

>>20612842
>he hasn't much else going on in his life
He learned some party trick while you browsed 4chan to watch it. I'd say he's got more going on than you lmfao.

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>>20612813
I think it is brazilian if I recollect correctly.

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>>20603568
Gonna try to use that Potato cup idea for a Shepherds pie variant.

>> No.20614051

>>20605560
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xj1PJ7PvrSE?

>> No.20614077

>>20610476
>Posts mestre da pizza webm that doesn't even include when it goes into the oven and he finishes it with 2 pieces of olives

>> No.20614147

>>20610476
>tomato water for sauce

>> No.20614149

>>20603052
>whatcha know about that
>prolly nothing

>> No.20614151

>>20610525
This is what happens when you're a boomer who made his riches by destroying the economy for the generations after you.

>> No.20614389

>>20613013
Okay now juggle hamburgers and not solid objects

>> No.20614398

Mono-eyed race strikes again!

>> No.20614447

>>20610474
How can people even do shit like this? It's so outside the realm of even a conceptual possibility for me I can't even imagine what it must feel like to have that level of control over something.

>> No.20614458

>>20614447
you'd be amazed at what people can do after attempting the same thing 10,000 times, you'd be amazed at what you could do attempting something even 100 times. Basically, you're a failure.

>> No.20614505

>>20611915
Who said I did it 'ironically'? I meant every word I said in that comment and I mass-replied specifically because I knew it would piss you off. Both things can be true at the same time. It's kind of like a little added bonus.
Also, you notice I'm not doing it again? Because I don't need to, just the once is enough to trigger you autists
Frankly, we all know the only people who have a problem with mass-replying is phonefags who don't matter anyway

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>> No.20614605

>>20609945
It probably did kill him.

>> No.20614614

>>20614598
I can only imagine the amount of times you had to run the AI to get this.

>> No.20614617

>>20606588
It's better with sound.

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>>20603568
are bongs really this retarded

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>> No.20614664

>>20608005
there's a door behind him, it opens up into the backrooms

>> No.20614697

>>20607517
We're going from micro plastics to macro plastics in food.

>> No.20614699

>>20611738
Nothing is wasted in industrial processing. It might be used in pet food or something.

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>>20614633
I hope this is one of those intentionally retarded videos people post for reactions online and not an actual product

>> No.20614761

>>20614699
with cereals and chocolates at least they just put it back in the mix

>> No.20614803

>>20614699
Lol. I worked in a pasta factory for a short time that made things like ravioli, lasagna sheets, I was on the cannelloni line and watched hundreds of pounds of pasta go straight into the trash every single day. The waste in those places is insane.

>> No.20614808

>>20614803
oh thats sad :(
i find making pasta at home really frustating though i am good at it. whats it like making it in a factory?>

>> No.20614820

>>20614808
NTA and didn't work food production but the amount of waste in any industrial process is absolutely insane. I was making power amps that sold for like 7000 bucks and if there was a single scratch on them we'd recycle the hull and strip it for parts and make a new one. Food industry is the same way, if something doesn't look good they'll scrap the entire batch. I knew a guy that worked at Tyson and if they found one deficiency in a cow they'd just throw the 6 or so cows before and after in the trash to avoid contamination.

>> No.20614828

>>20612842
you could probably do this with 30mins practice easily
the state of the package shows hes dropped that mutt sandwich multiple times

>> No.20614836

>>20614598
based, my dad used to let me drink beer when i was that age, he also gave me puffs on his joint.
id always wake up the following morning with a sore butt though..

>> No.20614840

>>20614633
>skim milk
lmfao mutt dietary logic is a modern horror

>> No.20614850

>>20614840
It's fine bro. You can have 2000 calories of sugar as long as there's not fat in the milk. Super healthy.

>> No.20614854

>>20614820
god i hate how much insane waste there is in the food industry, but even the other industries like you say.

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>>20614650
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20614873

>>20614614
that clips from far before AI had the capability to do that

>> No.20614927

>>20614147
That's ensapaña, it's a traditional Brazilian sauce made with pulverized bull testicles and the blood of recently executed off-duty police officers

>> No.20614965

>>20612702
>gutted
>not bleeding everywhere

>> No.20615001

>>20602638
Pigeons are genetically attached to us due to our selective breeding of them, they see nothing but companions in us despite all these years because we dropped them hard the second the radio and telegraph became much more viable ways to move info and communicate.even if you personally don't like them, why not show them kindness by keeping organic trash out for them to munch on? Such as old/spoiled foodstuffs, if they won't eat it surely something they do eat will

>> No.20615005

>>20615001
>if they won't eat it surely something they do eat will
Pigeons eat raccoons and coyotes?

>> No.20615007

>>20615001
:( how could we just do this to pigeons??

>> No.20615048

>>20615007
Innovation tragically
>>20615005
I mean all animals aren't 100% herbivores even deer have been recorded eating meat

>> No.20615073

>>20615001
>>20615007
Pigeons aren't attached to us. They're drawn to cities because the stone and concrete buildings we built serve as a close enough mimics to the cliff faces they normally nest in that their natural inclinations of nested can be met there.

>> No.20615255

>>20614614
>he thinks shitty generation is AI
>he thinks shitty generation will ever be handle something even that simple

>> No.20615496

>>20614598
Based
This is actually the best way to make sure your child does not grow up to be an alcoholic. For that kid, booze will always be just a bitter tasting drink that his grandpa drinks and nothing he'd want to drink on his own.
The guys who become alcoholics usually are sheltered away from alcohol until their teens so they see it as something special. They then usually drink a lot whenever they can and the rest is history

>> No.20615529

>>20615496
I'm not sure about that. The kid still looks pretty young. That much for him would probably be like an adult chugging a few beers. Chugging and praise for that probably doesn't create healthier moderate habits either.

>> No.20615546

>>20615496
I was 15 when I had my first beer and my parents let me have it for dinner whenever i wanted pretty much. I ended up binge drinking in high school and college anyway because it was the culture and i wanted to fit in. so i kind of agree but we really need to investigate college fraternities and put them under more scrutiny. it's basically a place where young guys get raped and forced to put their liver at risk just to have friends. it's toxic.

>> No.20615607

>>20612397
There was a magpie on the news here once. It got injured and couldn't fly so some dude looked after it. Now the magpie and his cat are friends and the magpie comes to visit him every day.

>> No.20615615

>>20605549
>>20606104
>>20609534
>>20609575
>>20609748
>>20609775
>>20611135
Doesn't Domino's do some internal competition for the fastest pizza maker and you win cash prizes?

>> No.20615616

>>20615496
yea I'm sure they're real concerned with the morbidly obese kid's well-being

>> No.20615632

>>20612842
if everyone thought like you we'd still be in the stone age

>> No.20615636

>>20614617
I'm sure it's not.

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>>20610474

>> No.20615656

>>20612675
>Peeling potatoes
I seriously hope you guys don't do this. It's extra effort to make a worse product, it's never justified.

>> No.20615774

>>20602212
someone get this man his keys

>> No.20615838

>>20605685
I ate at so many places like that in india. Their lil stainless steel cups are kino.

>> No.20615931

>>20605569
I'm starting to think the pineapple on pizza haters were right

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>>20606878
>>20606903
>that one Taco Bell beef scoop

>> No.20615946

>>20607770
haters will say this is reversed

>> No.20615952

>>20612842
you are one sad fuck, you know that?

>> No.20615954

>>20611202
actually funny

>> No.20615957

>>20610130
Its to keep them from stacking before going onto the punch.

>> No.20615958

>>20613281
the monstrous machinations that humans are capable of and have created will always amaze me

>> No.20615959

>>20612537
>>20612648
it's fucking mashed potatoes you blubbering retard, no shit they're cooked. there's nothing "obscure" about it. if you need this much hand-holding you shouldn't be using webms as recipe guides at all

>> No.20615966

>>20612458
wait is this real? she just cries and leans into your shoulder if you choose not to let her have another chance?

>> No.20616064

>>20606280
Then, what happened in the first vid?

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>>20613281
>>20615958
I concur. Now that I have a ffmpeg template laying around I will post more (OC for /ck/) _How it's made_ tidbits.

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>>20614808
It was absolutely the worst job I've ever had, and I have worked a lot of weird shitty jobs. If nothing else, seeing the amount of food waste was heart crushing. If something at one end of the line was down (which was frequent) it was too much of a hassle for them to stop the pasta sheet maker so for half and hour or more I would just be constantly dumping perfectly fine pasta into the trash, hundreds and hundreds of pounds at a time. All shifts rotate each week from 6am-3pm then 3pm-11pm the next week. I am convinced this was intentional to break worker's spirits. The floor is always soaked with water so your feet are always wet and no one cares because inspectors are in the pocket.

Then there's this. When cannellonis came off the cooker belt many would fall through a gap and we'd catch them in a plastic bucket to be put back into the packing line. But of course coming off the conveyor they get covered with bits of gunk. Again, no inspectors gave any shits, these would go straight into the package as is.

>> No.20616119

>>20602216
Is this how you prep garloids?

>> No.20616126

>>20615959
>mashed potatoes
How the fuck am I supposed to just guess that when the video literally just says potatoes.

>> No.20616128

>>20603568
Isn't this just like, a normal recipe?

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>> No.20616133

>>20605529
Let me guess you need more

>> No.20616145

>>20616130
how do they stop the milk from going moldy during the whole process?

>> No.20616147

>>20602216
>wolfie
upset from another nash 92 rape thread, wolfie takes out his upset on innocent chinese fast food workers

>> No.20616170

>>20616126
i don't know, maybe from the part where they use a POTATO MASHER to MASH POTATOES

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>> No.20616290

>>20616203
mm perfect

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>> No.20616408

>>20602216
just nog things <3

>> No.20616481

>>20614598
half-pint downing a full pint

>> No.20616499

>>20616399
Annoying, but more so because she can just buy a poke bowl and cut out half of this trouble

>> No.20616506

>>20609713
I dont.
He made his choices and they carried him to this fate.
I dont feel bad for people who never tried to level up their income or save any money just keep working at mcdonalds and spending all your money on dumb shit instead of investing it or something and then they end up with no retirement money and still have to work at 70 years old.
They made their bed now they have to sleep in it.

>> No.20616512

>>20616145
A combo of the type of bacteria they use for the cheese (more acidic than normal) and the fact they usually use a brine solution in the process. Both helps keep mold from growing.

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>>20616145
>>20616512
Pretty much. Keep in mind this process only last a few hours, and everything is either filtered or pasterized, while the air is quite clean. Which is why this type of north american "cheese" looks more like a construction material, than actual food with taste and texture.

For mold to develop, you need more much time at a lower temperature; moldy cheeses need to be actively seeded with spores to properly develop. But since it's in the air (ha!) I'll do Roquefort tomorrow.

>> No.20616567

>>20615001
>>20615007
Pigeon claws typed these posts.

>> No.20616652

>>20613281
I work in a bakery and I can finally show my girl what the hell I'm talking about when I operate the mixer and KRD machines!! Thanks for posting this.

>> No.20616660

>>20611202
dude is aggressively feminine

>> No.20616666

>>20614650
You're brown.

>> No.20616679

>>20602226
>someone comes in and criminally vandalizes your work and potentially burns the place down

I think it's pretty common to be a little upset in those situation

>> No.20616696

>>20611202
what a fucking douche to over act like he's doing a play this is a common douche move to avoid insecurity of showing authentic emotions.

>> No.20616701

>>20616696
there's nothing authentic about tiktok

>> No.20616996

>>20616499
Stfu weeb

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>>20614598

>> No.20617238

>>20614458
Of course I am a failure, I never suggested otherwise.

>> No.20617293

>>20614598
i can hear the labored breathing in this webm

>> No.20617593

>>20612842
That kick tells me he probably was a soccer player, so not a big deal
>>20615496
I don't think that really works but it' certainly better than making him a sheltered nuttered little fag

>> No.20617646

>>20612702
Did you miss the part where its organs were no longer in its body

>> No.20617734

>>20602229
yeah well his inside job landed him jailtime.

>> No.20617749

>>20609748
>but gets paid shit wages
i mean min wage is like $24/hr in a lot of places now.
even shitholes are paying $15 or 16.
t.my pay's gone up $10/hr since covid, mostly cuz of min wage increases

>> No.20617753

>>20617734
what was even the purpose of what he did?

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>>20602216
I would fucking hit him the second it clicked in my head what he just did

>> No.20617788

>>20602216
based af

>> No.20617828

>>20612842
talk about seething

>> No.20618060

>>20602205
ah yes eggs the ocky way

>> No.20618135

>>20602342
Bro gross

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>> No.20618183

>>20618173
if i was on facebook i'd be seeing comments about "baka they ain't even wearin no gloves"

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>>20616170
>>20616126
>>20615959
>>20612648
>>20612549
>>20612537
>>20612430
>>20612419

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>>20618183
You do not know they are washing their hands.

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>> No.20618240

>>20618183
>>20618206
Dude could take a dump and not wash his hands and immediately start preparing that and it would be fine. It's going into scolding hot oil.

>> No.20618243

>>20618240
They squat like indians but have immaculate cleanliness standards, so I'm in agreement

>> No.20618245

>>20618237
>there's a saying...
Nippon stop gaslighting food preparation. It either tastes good or it doesn't

>> No.20618277

>>20615838
Absolutely disgusting indian fingers typed this post

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>> No.20618402

>>20618245
the poor cunt just needs to justify spending his life "mastering" cooking swimming slugs.

>> No.20618435

>>20603570
so that's why their fries are never evenly salted.

>> No.20618610

>>20614752
The couple of times I've gotten drip coffee from dunkin and asked for just a little sugar, there was still an ungodly amount of sugar. So this checks out. I'm sure starbucks and other coffee places are just as bad too.

>> No.20618861

>>20615546
>it's basically a place where young guys get raped
What kind of a gay frat did you belong to?

>> No.20618991

>>20618299
>That'd be $200 please.

>> No.20619007

>>20616996
>Poke bowl
>weeb
Nigger you buy those at a Krogers in bumfuck nowhere
shit is common

>> No.20619056

>>20619007
>being this assblasted over creative use of sushi
Neck yourself

>> No.20619422

>>20615496
>For that kid, booze will always be just a bitter tasting drink that his grandpa drinks and nothing he'd want to drink on his own
I don't think we watched the same webm.

My dad gave me little sips when I was little, but I always thought alcohol was stupid until I was 24 and decided I actually liked it (don't drink beer though since it's still piss).

>> No.20619457

>>20619422
>little sips
You definitely didn't watch the same video.

>> No.20619492

>>20609846
It's inside, she's trying to get it out, duh

>> No.20619507

>>20614598
fawking legend

>> No.20619976

>>20616652
>so you push a button and sit there?

>> No.20619983
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>>20612675
>potatoes
>amazon box

>> No.20619991

>>20616666
checked