/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20591389
filet Mignon

>>20591389
filet Mignon

>>20591389
filet Mignon

Jackie chan

FUCK

how would I know? it's got eyes coming out its neck! I'm not even going to try to eat it, it sees me. it would just be a waste of energy

I hate these damn buggers, every winter they keep coming inside my house for warmth

But I don't know, but I love their music.

Not as delicious as the hoard of crab lice I support above and below my navel. If you don't believe me, just ask your sister.

>>20591389
My cat loves them, maybe they taste like meat

>>20591603
>my cat
you better have a vagina

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>>20591627
ditto

>>20591389
Cilantro

>>20591389
pain, they have a nasty bite

>>20591389
Are you asking what a Stink Bug tastes like?

>>20591389
Shit

>>20591389
>catch the tail end of one of these niggers' flights with my wolf like ears
>cease all movement and stand idle until i hear it again so i can pinpoint and terminate
i hate these shits like you wouldnt believe

>>20591489
>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

>>20591389
ok so i was in jail a few years ago and ive eaten all types of insects, cicadas katydid worms
well one was flying aroubd rec room one day and i said fuck it why not
it was extremely disgusting, much like a lady bug or grasshopper, they release an incredibly acrid+sour tasting defense, its fucking horrible. i still ate it but man oh man it was fucking terrible, i dont even pick them up anymore when they get into my house i just immediately smash them

A bit like earwax

A more pungent version of this.

>>20592239
Really bad idea handling these

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>>20591627
good morning reddit

>>20591389
unironically like gasoline.
i accidentally ate one when i was eating raspberries directly from a bush.

>>20592265
>mfw we are getting closer to the day when they knock down our doors and force us to eat the bug
>redditors and amazon workers do it for free

>>20591389
I hear that birds can't taste whatever the chemical that smells and tastes so bad to mammals, so chickens eat these like skittles. I wonder if a chicken eats enough of them it will make the eggs taste bad or even the chicken itself will be awful.

>>20592417
This is terrifying

cilantro apparently

>>20591389
Like grass. I had one fly in my tea once and I got a crunchy suprise.

>>20591389
It tastes exactly like what it smells like. I've never actually eaten a whole stinkbug, but I pick wild fruits like mulberries and blackberries and occasionally one will taste of stinkbug. They like to patronize berries so it makes sense

>>20591389
I've seen dogs, animals that will eat their own shit, spit them out.

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>>20591486
I still won't eating the bugs, Klaus

>>20594169
*understand
not ESL, just drunk. please understandable

>>20594172
>understand
for fuck's sake
>eating
*EAT
fuck it i'm going to bed

>>20592251
Why

>>20591389
You don't want those squat ones, they taste bad, go for the long snouted ones that don't smell as strong.

For you redditors out there, I am being sarcastic. Both stinkbugs and kissing bugs can contain the same horrifically fucked up parasite. Google: Chagas disease.

>>20594188
They can bite the piss out of you

>>20594188
idk if those bite or sting or both but they do it fucking hard