/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20589597
Excellent blog. I'm going to have to unsubscribe though as I can't take any more excitement

>>20589597
>'icky'
>cat
it's hard to imagine how much of a manchild queer you must be

>>20589597
>he isn't alliummaxxing to repel vampires and women
ngmi

>>20589597
Parsley. Use it.

>>20589597
maybe dont rub the garlic on your hands so much?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE heckin garlic but only chop it sparingly for the same reason. Have found garlic powder does 90% of the job without staining hands.

>>20589603
Garlic and cats are both based however, only niggers don't like cats.

>>20589663
t. tastelet

>>20589597
Such a nice catten, post more

i love to jack off after handling lots of garlic. the smell gets transferred to my penis, and then later my gf enjoys sucking my garlic flavored cock

>>20589663
For a lot of things you can just cook garlic whole, and then when it's soft mash it up and mix it back in if you want. I liked doing this too, you get plenty of garlic flavor if you use enough without the harshness garlic can sometimes have. And it doesn't linger on your skin or breath after either, as long as it was fully cooked.

>>20589597
garlic smells icky but it tastes really yummy.

If only there were some sort of garment one could don to avoid substances getting on the hands...

>>20589597
Rub fingers on flat side of chef's knife then wash hands in cold water

I have four cats and enjoy garlic. Do with that what you wish.

>>20589597
His back foot look like my bepis.

>>20589597
You live in a desert?
You have no water to wash hands?
You dementia Joe Bidet?
You have no life so you shart on the net?
What IS wrong with you?

>>20589597
Wash your hands with a stainless steel implement

>>20589597
I don't like to stick my fingers in my pussy because the smell takes forever to go away

>mince or grate garlic
>can't stop sniffing fingers for hours afterward because it smells so fucking good

>>20589597
enjoy dying early, nigger

>>20589597
Invest in utensils

>>20589603
why you gotta hate cats

>>20589603
>>20591877
cat haters are almost invariably complete douchebags unless they're allergic
cats are great judges of character. they will fuck you up if you're a prick.

>>20589597
Start using whole cloves. Just peel them and throw them in whole.

>>20591895
No one actually hates cats but catfags are insufferable elitist cunts

>>20592181
yeah. cats are cool but catfags are autistic spergs

>>20592181
>>20592191
My experience is more with dog owners who somehow become deranged. I have dog owner friends who get insulted that I don't dive my hands directly into their dogs fur and mouth WHILE I'M FUCKING EATING. Sorry I don't want my hands to get all fucking gross and doggy while I'm having a burger. ALSO what is this fucking annoying bullshit of bringing your dog to every pub and cafe we want to go to? It's infuriating to be tripping over senseless emotions slaves scuttling around in the dark of a crowded fucking bar. Ain't nobody forcing you to lick their cat or changing the rules of nightlife by insisting they be accommodated in bars and restaurants everywhere

>>20589597
are you a vampire perhaps?

>>20589597
They sell bars of soap made out of stainless steel for exactly your problem.

>>20591895
Some people don't know how to care for a cat and just take in strays that will fuck anyone up. Same shit with dogs, but people don't know that you can train a cat. That is the problem

>>20589603
I could beat the absolute shit out of you and your entire homo family at the same time.

>>20592197
>I have dog owner friends who get insulted that I don't dive my hands directly into their dogs fur and mouth WHILE I'M FUCKING EATING
No you don't, psychotic catfag

>>20592903
>>20592197
>>20592865
>>20592181
dogs and dog owners are a fucking scourge. my neighbors have 3 big ones and never walk them, they just leave them outside to bark nonstop.
say what you will about cats and cat owners, but I've never heard someone else's cat from inside my house

Does garlic repel catfaggots?
I dont like the smell of catfaggots

>>20592950
I hear cats yowling all the time, and while barking can be annoying at least people keep their dogs in their houses and yards. Catfags let their animals just freely wander the neighborhood to knock over trash cans and get into loud fights with other cats outside my window at 3AM

>>20592950
Cats make crazy noises in the wee hours. You never heard them screaming and yowling and fighting? I live in a city and hear them a few times a week. But yes, constantly barking neighbor neighbor dogs are the fucking worst.
>MMMMMRRRRRRRROOOOWWWWWWW

>>20593019
WHAT THE FUGGG DDD:

>>20589817
LELELEL!!
I'm tסld that those aluminum "Soap Bars" werk well for fish and onions too..I've never used them, I haave a stainless steel sink that when I use a greeen scrubby to scrub it down, does the EXACT SAME THING...
~ALSO~
>>20589663
Is right. While you don't get all the nice volatile aromatics--like with pepper, popcorn of other fresh ground spices; Gar POW is just the thing for cooked sauces like BBQ, or as an added sprinkle on pizza or meats before cooking since you'll lose that shit anyway.
Also works well in making impromptu sauces/dips, since it won't add extra water, and can actually firm up a "Wetter" base sauce/dip.

>>20591895
>cats are great judges of character. they will fuck you up if you're a prick.
opposite, cats will attack you for literally no reason

>>20593333
Those numbers dont lie
Cats officially a shit

>>20589597
that cat looks like it just pooped in some random corner of the house
i love garlic btw. and strong red onions, one time i had a gyro in vegas with a shit ton of onions on it and my farts the next day were absolutely RANK. i was in bed hungover and the farts were so vile i actually had to wake up and get out of my room because of the unholy stench. it hung in the air for an impossible amount of the time, i'm like 90% sure it got into the fibers of the bed because my room stank that night too

>>20589597
I used to be the same.
I got a mortar and pestle so now I don't have to touch it except when peeling, which I do either under running water or with the jar method.
I also started buying nitrile gloves for when I want to process a lot of garlic and onions.
Rubbing your hands against steel is a myth.

>>20593359
>Rubbing your hands against steel is a myth.
Maybe for Alliums..
But It works well for fish..

>>20593333
way to tell on yourself kek

>>20593363
is this real?

>>20593289
That's the thing. Cat fighting at 3am doesn't go through house walls. You'll only hear them if you have your windows open.
Dog barks don't give a fuck.

>>20593359
Then why does it work?

>>20593369
well...WAS.
now hold still...we are discussing ALLIUMS

>>20593337
I have only seen pics like this with Asian people and their rice pots. Cats know.

>>20593373
>Cat fighting at 3am doesn't go through house walls.
It absolutely does

>>20594740
We're talking about real houses, not the shanties in your favela.

>>20594758
NTA but I hear cats making insane sounds at night with my windows closed and I live in an old house in a major American city. They sound like demons when they get going.

>>20594785
Yeah cats' sexual noises are fucking insane

working in restaurants the past few years, i just stopped cooking. at most i'll air fry or microwave something frozen, or eat olives/peppers/pickles from the jar.

>>20595240
So are your moms.

>>20589597
It smells like you've just fingered an Italian girl

>>20595261
lol like you'd know that feel or smell

>>20595261
italian girls have tall pubic hair in a very negative way

>>20595258
my mom is not a cat though

>>20589647
it's already crammed, my guy

I don't like having anything stinky on my hands because it makes my kitty mad

>>20595478
>my kitty mad

>>20594758
I live in a middle class suburb, you projecting clown. I don't know why you're this invested in pretending cats shrieking and fighting is inaudible but it's really goofy

>>20589663
It's not even the smell it's just that I'm too lazy to get out the cutting board and dirty it up along with a knife and peel the cloves and yeah

>>20589597
Wear gloves?

>>20595596
Being the less stinky turd among stinky turds isn't an achievement anon.

>>20592870
nice cat
clean cat
pretty cat
beautiful cat
kiss cat
hug cat

>>20589597
Than wash you hands you nasty fuck. Use soap and HOT water.

The absolute state of these fucking retards.

>>20597966
She's very loved and well cared for.