/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20589637
that looks like puke

>>20589637
Is it still bread if its 99% seeds?

this is why im gay
vaginas be like ....

>>20589923
gays who do butt stuff and complain the vagina is gross get drowned in the ocean

Is it really a bread if it doesn't have some kind of flour in it?

https://www.nordickitchenstories.co.uk/2019/07/14/danish-seed-and-nut-loaf-recipe/

>>20590029
>https://www.nordickitchenstories.co.uk/2019/07/14/danish-seed-and-nut-loaf-recipe/
>Bake the loaf on the bottom shelf of the oven for approximately 45-50 minutes. Cool I’m the tin.
>Cool I’m the tin.

>>20589910
Do you know what wheat flour is made from?

>>20590010
Why would you be mad that another man isn't competing with you for pussy? Performative beta behavior

>>20590383
the logic is reprehensible
the gays who understand we just agree to disagree are safe

>>20590358
mashed up grain mixed with water/yeast? Seeds alone aren't that.

>>20589637

>>20590534
Just what do you think grain is?

>>20589637
You are actually correct.

kill yourselves faggots

>>20590572
The one used in bread? Like I said mashed, mixed with water and yeast. Not whole.

Love yourself GODS

>>20590572
You are a dumb person. I bet you have black ape skin

>>20590572
The part we eat is the fruit of the plant. Stop trying to be smart.

>>20589637
I see a Nuts of David.

>>20589878
It's a galantine

Nah, bread is mastered by us DutchChads

>>20591367
Tijgerbrood

>>20589637
the eyes of the bread are looking into my soul and speaking with me. the suffering has only begun

>>20591368
Looks more like a giraffe

>>20589637
Bro just glued some seed together

>>20590582
That looks retarded and delicious at the same time.

Recipe:
https://www.daringgourmet.com/vollkornbrot-german-whole-grain-seed-bread/

I make a loaf of this most every week. I am not fat butt my waste is pleasingly so.

>>20591367
Don't ever hand me a slice of ham that is 40% fat.

>>20591554
Now look up Hutzelbrot

>>20589923
They kinda are, but they're nice. Just don't think about it too hard.

>>20590010
But...the vagina is gross...

>>20591563
It's bacon

>>20591525
You look like a giraffe

>>20589910
Is it still coca cola if its 99% water?

>>20591597
The vagina is the source of all human life. Even mammals. You should love the vagina, find one, or several, and keep them and their owner happy.

T: Married 23 years, mostly happy. Love my gal, Gen X, stuck with me until we were pretty rich. If you can find a woman worthwhile, marry that wench and earn her love every day.

>>20591901
Thanks for the life story there, Sajak. Now when you're done blowing yourself, feel free to join the rest of us talking about food.

>>20591909
I was. My wife's vayjayjay is my earliest morning snack. It's bith lunchmeat and cheese on yeast bread. No pickles yet.

You demanded this.

>le seed oil bad
>WOW MUH HECKIN SEED LOAF!!! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

>>20591975
Where do you think the oil-less seeds go, retard? Do you think they just get tossed out?

These are clearly oil-less, healthy seeds.

Flax and walnut bread.
Just add whatever seeds you want, if you want something closer to neolithic bread.

>>20593042

>>20591953
that's gay. you're gay and so is your wife. gay

>>20593033
The jews don’t want you to know this one simple trick to eternal life

>>20591367
im dutch and i dont like dutch ryebread. thought i didnt like ryebread at all untill i went to denmark

>is classic
>is white

I think, based.

>>20590047
im the designated tin every year
its boring baking but at least im useful

>>20591901
>The vagina is the source of all human life. Even mammals.
This is actually my primary grievance with it

>>20589637

that looks like plant loaf not bread

>>20591901
In the beginning the vagina was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Not one single solitary woman likes their own vagina; this should tell you something.

>>20591367
>>20593508
Looks like pumpernickel, so no wonder.

>>20590047
No, I am the tin.

>>20593042
>>20593045
These thumbnails look like a literal shitpost. Looks good though. Where's you harness that loaf? Whole Foods?

>>20594232
>Not one single solitary woman likes their own vagina
you must not know very many women.. women legit sniff their own period blood and think it smells good

>>20589637
Picrel is like somebody scooped all the white fluffy part out of a loaf of bread and put nut and seed jello inside
lol

>>20591368
its just regular ass white bread with a craquelin on top

It's ok to be gay!