/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20583786
Pee pee poo poo

>>20583786

>>20583792
>Tranime
Yeah, I don't have to say anything

"Komm zum Essen, Kevin!"

>>20583786
madarchod

>>20583819
Kevin is a common German name?

>>20583825
I'm hermin and that's my name

>>20583825
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevinismus

>>20583786
but it's good

>>20583789
https://youtu.be/ZRPg3Q8tK6M?si=yY500_ZhVmzMibp5

>>20583804
then have another

>>20583786
why are you lurking reddit faggot. I saw this picture on reddit the other day

>>20583852
>I saw this picture on reddit the other day

>>20583852
Just checked my phone. I screen capped this (and forgot about it) on June 5th. Bro really out here remembering 9 day old macaroni pictures from reddit.com

>>20583851

>>20583786
Why can't Americans use real plates? It takes ten seconds to clean them off so don't fucking tell me it's too much work.

>>20583786
haha...
OOOOH! sick burn oh melanated one!!
Not enough Lawrys?

>>20583865
Salt is spicy to you

>>20583867
Being THIS 85IQ..
LOLOLOL!!

>>20583832
I really like the dramatic lighting on this kids meal.

>>20583832
Looks absolutely delicious except for the side of boogers.

>>20583869
>Unable to detect satire
>"Being THIS 85IQ"
Anon...

>>20583871
Thanks anon I felt like a kid and it was fun :3

>>20583873
You no likey relisch? If it helps it wasn't sweet pickle relisch it was dill pickle relisch

>>20583874
Shit satire then.
You new here?

>>20583879
Yours is not the same as the one in the OP. You grilled yours, but the one in the OP was microwaved too long

>>20583881
>Shir satire
No, you're just retarded
>Goat's head and green sauce
What's more disgusting: that, or snail?

I can sit here and spam videos of whites eating disgusting shit all day, but I'm not going to because that's retarded

>>20583885
>Shir satire
Holy fuck RETARD, you can't even copy-pasta right, and you CLEARLY can't understand what satire is.
Don't (you) me again MORON.

>>20583894
>WAHHHH YOU MADE A MINOR SPELLING ERROR
Yeah you're retarded. It's best we end this here, for your sake

Niggers stink and are incredibly stupid. The world would be a much better place if all niggers were ground into mulch. I hate niggers and trannies and you should too. Oh, and janny? Suck my big FAT cock, you ain’t banning shit, NIGGER :)

>>20583897
>for your sake

How do you get from a picture of macaroni to crying about niggers?

>>20583899

>>20583903
How did you go from being an innocent child to being a monkeypox ridden faggot?

>>20583903
Fragility

MODS!!
Get this Race-Baiting piece of shit thread OUTTA here.
This isn't /bant/, it isn't /pol/, OP should be BANNED for promoting this kind of shit here.

>>20583907
>Wypipo stoopid, they don't even detergent dey sinkmeats.

>>20583903
It's the best part about making meatballs

>>20583918

>>20583921
Disgusting rat

>>20583917
You have to announce when you report someone otherwise it doesn't work

>>20583925
Yeah..
So this whole thread is B&B8 then huh?
Not my first decade, n00b

>>20583786
>kraft dinner and hot dogs
some Montreal steak spice or Tabasco on the kd id inhale that plate

>>20583928
Just trying to help you out you big gay loser

>>20583874
>lol da salt spicy!
>i-it was s-s-satire...
You don't know what that word means, J'aundice.

>>20583975
You're retarded

>>20583928
>B&B8
What?

>>20583881
>gnarly goat head on a plate
>actual disgusting thing is the palm licking

>>20583979
>have a 3rd grade reading level
>calling anyone else retarded
Hypertension really doing a number on ya, boss.

>>20583865
lmao

>>20583993
Are you people really this fucking stupid? Keep coping. It's all you dogs are good for

>>20583983
It's an attempt to get you B&

>>20583983
lurk more

>>20584002
Man you really just aren't saying anything.

>>20584011
How about you find the original video and read the comments. How about you use your tiny dog break and put two and two together: the woman is laughing her ass off in the video

Or are you larping as a retarded white so I say something racist?

>>20584022
>break
*Brain
But no way he's so retarded he lacks context clues

>>20584022
>How about you find the original video
I called you illiterate, you fucking retard. The fuck's a video got to do with it?
How about you use your tiny dog break
This is why I called you illiterate, you fucking retard.
>Or are you larping as a retarded white so I say something racist?
Oh, you're brown. That explains it.

>>20584035
>brown
Nigger. The correct term is “nigger”.

>>20584035
>That post
Yeah, you're just a dumb fuck. Figures

>>20584051
Uppity nigger, you stink like shit. Bulging yellowed frog eyed coon. Away, boy, before my whip meets your hide!

>>20584051
Man you're really not saying anything.

>>20584057
Because you don't deserve anything
>>20584055
Interesting post. Counter point:

>>20583825
it´s white trash name in germany

>lol lookit wat dem wypeepo do
>>You're brown.
>[hours of humiliated screeching]
Holy shit they're so fragile.

>>20583885
i´d eat both goat head and snails desu

>>20584070
>Conveniently avoiding all the W fragility
WE GOT A LIVE ONE

>>20584061
Dysgenic obsolete farm equipment thinks it’s clever. Awww. No wonder your father (who you’ve never met) bailed on your nappy headed mother before she even shot you out. Sad!

>>20584090
You can't even say your life matters

>>20584101
Hmm. I’ll ask my father. You ask yours too… oh, wait lmao

>>20584104
Your post is an incorrect assumption

My post is your sad reality

>>20584116
Your reality is being an ugly, stinking nigger who will never be anything more than the lowest rung in society. It’s nice that your 85 IQ prevents you from understanding your pathetic station in life. Seethe more, nigger. Your monkey noises amuse me ;)

>>20584121
The reality is: you can't say your life matters in your own country. Just think about that for a second

Also, when you write "hahaha" and emoticons, it's a dead give away that you are doing the opposite of that

>>20583865
You white people are so sensitive

>>20584139
W Fragility is a real thing

>>20584139
It took one image to put you on the defensive?

Oh, it's in response to getting btfo in the fucking ramen thread. I get it.

>>20584006
>citing rules to prevent newfags from being banned
Kill yourself you faggot

>>20584173
Is this supposed to be an own? A 14 year old dying because of a dangerous chip challenge?

Hey, how come there are like no spicy European dishes?

>>20584188
>a dangerous chip challenge
>dangerous
LOL

>>20584210
You're right, they have warning labels as a joke.

Are /pol/tards just naturally stupid, or does /pol/ make you stupid?

>>20584173
>>20584188
>>20584210
>>20584224
What chip?
Also, stupid people dying is a good thing. If someone gets sick and dies from eating raw chicken they are no long able to serve someone raw chicken.

>>20584224
>t-the chip is too spicy!
>See the label? It's DANGEROUS!
Dajuan can't handle the heat lol

>>20584234
Some chip challenge. Kid took one not too long ago and died because he had an enlarged heart

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/16/us/teen-spicy-chip-death.html

>>20584246
Yeah, you're retarded

>>20584254
>spicy chip mercs kid
>blames /pol/
>b-but the spice!
fuckin kek

>>20584248
He should have bought the chip from taco stand Vegeta

>>20584261
>kek
Something tells me you aren't laughing. I have a feeling you're still butthurt after being ass blasted earlier in the thread

>>20584276
It's literally just vinegar dyed red lel

>>20584278
>eats a dorito
>heart fucking explodes
lol

>>20584280
Maybe a couple decades ago, but now the market is flooded with too many different hot sauces.

>>20584287
You're boring now. It's obvious you're actually retarded, no 4chan memes. I give you permission to have the last word

>>20584295
Can I just say: I fucking love the Louisiana hot sauce? Have you ever put some in your chicken Alfredo? You have to

>>20584315
This shit from the dollar and a quarter tree?

>>20583786
Saw a white guy one day buy a box of Kraft mac and weenies from the gas station and said he was eating a "white trash dinner" tonight. I never forgot him because it was just humorous to me. Sorry but the meme is kind of real. But hispanics chop up weenies into their eggs so that isn't much different.

>>20584311
Man you're really not saying anything.

>>20584326
Damn straight. Best tasting sauce I've had. Didn't like the redhot

>it's THAT retard
Yeah, I'm not surprised

>>20584346
I might of had it once and I remembered actually tasting the chili. Good stuff.
Any idea where to buy bigger bottles?

>>20584129
NTA but yes I can, you fucking nigger, I live in an ethnostate, not only I can, but it's ENCOURAGED to be proud of your nationality.

>>20584596
Cry more

>>20584378
I actually have a big bottle right now. Try Walmart

>>20584607
You're the only one crying about it
Now go wash some chicken with dawn

>>20584610
Thanks I will try there.
Years ago my Aldi used to 1L Valentina hot sauce, but stopped. Fuck those assholes!

>>20584644
Go kill yourself like all the others boys in your race

>>20584799
"My race" isn't a subhuman kuck race like yours to kill themselves
Now shoo, eat your subhuman tar baby slop at one of your primitive "cookouts"

>>20583852

>>20583899
what having no hobbies does to someone

>>20584827
You dogs are literally cucks.
Your race literally kill themselves at a higher rate than minorities.
Your race will literally stop EACH OTHER from saying your life matters.
Your race will vote for their genocide.

You are a race of worthless dogs. Now kiss my boots, cracker

>>20584855
>assuming I'm wh*te
nigger intelligence on display, everyone
I live in an ethnostate, none of these apply to me

>>20584855
>dogs
You filthy 5ft tall brown fucking Muspakdian, you won't say that to my face. You'd need to stand on a bucket to be eye to eye with me anyway, boy

>>20584874
I don't give a damn what you are. You're still a dog compared to me

>>20584882
Shut the fuck up, cracker

>>20584883
lmao, you're literally a subhuman baboon, rivaled only by shitdians
the gall on this piece of shit monkey

>>20584899
If you're Chinese, you are a race of effeminate cowards who eat dogs and bugs.

If you're Mexican... Enough said.

You are literally below me. If you're too fucking stupid to realize that, then I'm wasting my time

>>20584894
Lol at the malding and/or larping manlet.

>>20584909
>Y-you're MAD!!!
I'm dealing with a downie, aren't I?

>>20584883
Dogs are the shit, especially compared to you. If the lord himself decended upon me and offered to erase all the browns of this gay earth and replace them with dogs, I wouldn't even let him finish his sentence before I accepted. And the world would be amazing and more peaceful than any time in human history. Dogs he says...

>>20584913
Lol at how mad and accusatory you are. Project away, dirty boyo. I've got shit to do

>>20584906
>nigger can't even comprehend there being other people besides one within his own immediate shithole vicinity
you are LITERALLY a subhuman abomination designed to be a slave, you couldn't even invent a fucking wheel
cope all you like, you are way, way below both chinks and mexicans, and maybe even sandniggers and indians
you might be a liiiitle bit more human than abbos, I'll give you that
just a little bit farther from monke than abbos, but that's it, know your place, shit-eating maggot

>>20583885
Snails are fucking delicious, especially with loads of garlic butter.

>>20583907
This is basically just sous vide but unsanitary

>>20584915
>...he says, after accusing someone
Yeah, you're a coping retard

>>20584917
>t.

The only race that uses "dog" as their primary, and seemingly only, insult are Indians.
This guy wallows in shit his whole life before dying of rabies in the 21st fucking century. Could not be any less worthy of your time.

>>20584929
Lol at a literal motherfucker. You fuck your mother, brownie.

>>20584953
You fuck dogs, cracker

>>20584950
Speaking of wallowing in shit, look at this disgusting cracker

>>20584966
>this mad at an insult toward india
Yup, it's a poo alright.

>>20584972
What part of my post suggests I'm mad? Are you projecting again, cracker?

Speaking of poo: did you know that majority of scat actresses are white? Like, disproportionately? Well, I guess they look like pigs, so it makes sense for them to act like pigs

>>20584981
oh man, he even talks like a mad pajeet lmao

>>20584986
White flag: the post

>>20584936
that's a chink or some shit, but whatever you say, monkey

>>20584981
Holy shit he really is a 5ft pooboy. I fucking knew it.

Why did /ck/ become so racist? It wasn't like this

>>20585153
>Why did /ck/ become so racist?
Because we started letting inferior races use the Internet.

>>20585153
When the purposefully divisive threads started working. All the veiled anti white threads... this is what some group of people wanted. And here we are.

>jannie strategically picking through the posts to delete the ones with the super bad no no word
>anti-white posts remain intact
This place isn't for us anymore.

>>20585153
Stop being racist against whites

>>20585186
Bye

>>20583804
You see cute anime girls and think of transitioning
I think of giving them head pats
We are not the same

>Thanks mom, I love you.

>>20585196
I see an anime girl, and I'm reminded of their fanbase, which brings me to my conclusion

>>20583864
and it takes 2 seconds to throw them out
we value our time, it's that line of thinking that wins us wars and takes us to the moon and if we can find the energy, we give shitholes like yours freedom

>>20585209
I think you're just projecting your pent-up troon fantasies

>>20585224
You would be incorrect

>>20585153
>enter race baiting thread
>wonder why everyone is racist

>>20583786
Honestly jealous of Timmy, it must be nice to have a mother that loves you and makes you food.

>enter /ck/ thread
>65% of posts are deleted
oh yeah it’s kino time

>>20585153
/ck/ is legit one of the dumbest boards on the site

>>20585205
/thread

>>20585698
>dumbest
you mean best

swap the hot dogs for a dawn dish soap soaked pork chop covered in an inch of lawry's and tony chachere's and lemon pepper and honey baby chil' you done got yo'self some SOUL FOOD MMMM MMMM OOO WEEEE

>>20585736
>Hot dog
Too spicy for timmy. Too much s*lt

>>20585153
2016 newfag invasion

>>20586312

>>20585153
Because /pol/ has the incessant need to invade every single board and won't ever shut the fuck up about how much they hate niggers and jews.
They are the Bronies of politics and if you dare mention that them derailing every single thread with culture war shit is obnoxious, they call you reddit despite having come from reddit in 2016 themselves.

>>20586643
you're retarded. I've been here since 2006. I'm not your "/pol/" boogeyman. Some of us find casual racism funny. This is shocking, I know, but there are a lot of people on this site who just like to have fun and aren't all 2016 transplants like you want to believe.

>>20586755
So you know your kind has been a scourge on this site for longer than the past 8 years.

>>20583804
>insecure amerimutt seethe
you will never be White

>>20583786
GO TO THE BATHROOM!
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

>>20585153
It's summer in the US.

>>20583786
"ayo tuck in, Jamal"

>>20586762
>he seriously had this image on hand
Lol. /pol/ really is your boogeyman. Seethe more.

>>20583829
>The word "Alpha-Kevin" (combination of Alpha male and the given name), as being representative of a particularly unintelligent young person, was, for a time, at the top of the list, which was the subject of a 2015 online poll for the German Word of the Year
lmao

>>20586762
>geddit spaced cope
Damn dude, I just wanna grill

>>20585730
if your only metric is 'most riddled with boomers on disability' then sure, it's the best

>>20586762
Meta belongs on /qa/.
Lurk moar, newfag.

>>20583829
>Sometimes Chantalismus ("Chantalism") is used as a female equivalent, from the French name Chantal.
Lmao I've never met or seen a "Chantal" who was a nice classy woman
Maybe the Germans are alright.

>>20583786
That far more looks like a "Come eat, Jayquan!". Not even trailer park white trash are naming their kids "Timmy". Maybe if you used "Kyle", "Tyler", "Noah", or maybe "Cameron". That'd be more believable. Do better next time.

>>20583921
ok, putting steak in a sink is one thing, i dont really care if you do that
but what did the fucking steak deserve to be humiliated with a stick of fucking butter on top
not to mention the absolute lack of atleast salt and pepper

>>20587852
damn guess I gotta tell the guy named Timmy that I work with that he's not real

Come eat, Dayquan