/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Good. The third worlder trend of spice-bombing their food because it tastes like ass should not be encouraged. Spice should bring pleasant heat that compliments other flavors, it should turn the entire bowl of soup into lava sauce.

>>20581033
>it should turn the entire bowl of soup into lava sauce.
You fucked up your bait.

>>20581036
I bet your food is 20% hot sauce and tastes like vinegar and peppers and nothing else.

>>20581028
I could maybe understand banning the 3x as it tastes like ass and is pure spice/heat, but the 2x and 1x are fucking fine, the fact they're banning even the 1x just shows Danes are pussies.

>>20581028
It's true.

Some people cain't handle they spicy foo'

>>20581046
Meant to quote this bit:
>claiming that the capsaicin levels in them could poison consumers

>>20581046
Is that the guy who died from the one chip challenge?

why ytboys like this

Black market opportunity. I'm going to become the Danish Scarface.

>>20581065
>>20581048
>>20581046
I find it hilarious. I used to have black neighbours before they were priced out and we'd cook for each other from time to time. They tried something I cooked once, can't remember what (sweet and spicy chicken stir fry, I think), and they couldn't handle the heat at all. I was munching away happily while they were gasping for water.

I expected a misleading article about how the recall is more about the ramen having high amounts of sodium rather than being too spicy. but alas it is being recalled for being too spicy.

>>20581357
I mean..

does it really need to have have over 2000 g of sodium?

I like the flavor, but eating Instant Ramen scares me because of the sodium content.

>>20581080
And then everybody stood up and clapped

>oof ouch oww this hurts my mouth
>why won't the government stop me from doing this again?!?!
>government please!! I cant stop buying and eating this!!!
Europeans are fucking RETARDED

>>20581422
hehe

>>20581422
kek, actual sheep needing the shephard at every moment

>>20581440
They need a strong authoritarian figure like Trump to guide them

>>20581422
These are people that needed the government to force companies to tether the caps onto pop bottles so they dont lose them. It's not a serious place.

>>20581455
this, plastic waste is based
>inb4 muh microplastics
the strong will survive

>>20581461
somethings gotta kill you
also, what if you're the person that can metabolize plastic and kickstart the next step of human evolution?
Europeans could NEVER

>>20581028
What even is people from denmark? Denmarkians?

>>20581663
Daniels

>>20581422
europeans celebrate when their nanny state bans things for them it's fucked up. cuck continent

>>20581719
>cuck continent
Cucked race.

>>20581028
why are white folks so opposed to flavor?

>>20581028
The 3x is no joke, but the 2x and the regular? C'mon bruh.

>>20581033
>Get my buldak
>Not feeling like eating eating slowly, which is the only way I can handle it
>Just use half the sauce
Hell, maybe make a pseudo cold dish iby splashing it with rice vinegar
There's nothing stopping someone from using a partial packet, the sauce is super savory to begin with

>>20581422
>>20581440
>>20581444
>>20581455
>>20581719
It's been a while since I've seen such blatant samefaggotry
And it's all shit-tier bait to boot. What a time to be alive

>>20581065
How the fuck does that happen, Ive eaten a whole spoon of ultra hot sauce and got left with a week of
>Warm sensation in my stomach
>Cold sweats
>Light fever
>Shitting blood
>Spicy pee
>Entire mouth lining falling out
>Tongue losing taste
With upfront howling like "the lunch lady thought I found out a family member died" (it was my college cafeteria)
And I didn't fucking get a heart attack
Fuck I didn't even get acid reflux, I just thought I would die from shitting my stomach out before that

>>20581663
They're Dankish
>>20581719
Which letter of the word poisonous are you struggling with Dmitri?

>>20581028
too much for white boys

>>20581719

You can have all of your assets robbed by the government in America if someone claims in court that you hurt their feelings. Not a yuropoor but you shouldn't throw stones in your glass house.

>>20581800
FUCK ANIME!!!!

>>20581028
Wait till you hear about the bell pepper recalls.

>>20581028
>mfw the average d*ne after eating ramen or, "spicy bicey":
>>/sci/thread/15968184#p15968221

>>20581028
I just ate the 2x from a pack my brother gave me because he thought it was too hot and man it kicked my ass. I feel it in my stomach now and think I'm gonna take a shit soon. It's pretty good though.

>>20581812
Add me to that list of based anons making fun of your little cuck country and making you cry like the little eurocuck faggot that you are.

>This is the “quality food regulations” Euros keep circlejerking about
Kek

Meanwhile in Sweden:
>Carolina reaper liquorice

>>20581028
The 1x are pretty damn hot already. 3x just sounds like chemical burn.

>>20581775

>>20581663
>What even is people from denmark? Denmarkians?
Danskdjävlar!

>>20581511
>somethings gotta kill you
>also, what if you're the person that can metabolize plastic and kickstart the next step of human evolution?
>Europeans could NEVER
t. Ranjeet the Pajeet who can drink water from Gagnesh without exploding in a scove of diarrohea

that there mcdonalds when man misprayjudged the centrifugalpower for the road was guppier than forwaited

>>20581040
>gif
Is that from T:TSCC?

Euroids can't even handle Miracle Whip. The Tangy Zip burns their tongue.

>>20582126
He's just the brother of that woman with the big fat titties. I don't think he's famous on his own.

>>20581775
judging by her looks i thought she was gonna say something retarded and infurating

but she's not wrong

I had the 3x it was inedible but I was very disappointed with the flavour - literally non-existent. It just tastes like pain. There is no flavour just noodles and pain.

>>20582242
This is correct. It has no discernible flavor. The volcano ones are like this too.

why do people think eating hot stuff makes you manly or cool?

>>20581028
Has there ever been a single recorded case of "capsicum poisoning?"

>>20581422
burgers are so fucking retarded sometimes
if a thing has too high of capsaicin levels according to the local regulation then its getting recalled. Its really that fucking simple. You can say that the regulation itself is dumb but there is nothing weird about recalling a product that doesnt meet those regulation
and yes, it also happens in burgerland, quite often actually

>>20582296
>also happens in burgerland, quite often actually
Prove it nigga.

>>20582296
But Americans, white Americans, grow the hottest peppers in the world, tho

>>20582276
Is it manlier to be able to handle spice or to say it will kill you?

>>20581028
there is no joy in eating these anyways, 2x spicy was already not enjoyable, no flavor, just spice. but getting poisoned by something like this is truly pathetic

>>20581028
>>20581422

europeans are a joke, really

>>20581412
sodium is good for you, just drink more water, retarded boomer. you should be eating enough potassium to counteract it if you eat any fruits or vegetables. are you scared of msg too?

They need to release a extra mild for wh*tes version.

>>20581422
Came here to say this.
And to see how many bootlicking cuck yuropoors posted defending their government deciding for them that something is too spicy. Was not disappointed.

>Denmark

>>20584154
DELETE THIS

>>20583617
Lol it's just the noodles and still WAY SPICY

>>20584154
>incineration
Just kill and skin them the regular way, jeez.

>>20581066
>>20581873
>>20583617

>>20581028
I ordered some 2x to try because of this, so good government-subsidized marketing campaign. Want to try 3x but can't find it anywhere.

>pasty incels love to dish out the bantz but have severe chimpouts when they get it in return
MANY MANY such cases. sad!

>>20584448
i believe it's a limited edition, at least other anons have stated so in other threads

>>20584492
I've been able to get it pretty consistently foe years from the lotte or hearts near me

>>20581041
>>20581046
how is it too spicy if there's literally a pack of hot sauce you can put as much as YOU want? Are Denmarkers so fucking stupid they can't fathom the possibility of putting less in?

>>20584558
yes. that's why their government had to intervene.
someone has to keep the lemmings from running off the edge

>>20584471

>>20584588
owww ouch so spicy watch out spice head

>>20584593
i love spicy food but not everything needs or even should be spicy
a turkey dinner is one on those cases
there are other flavors

>>20584588
>pre-ground pepper

KWab

>>20581028
Generic eurocucks doing generic eurocuck shit... now on to Billy with the weather.

>>20581028
Just how hot are they? I heard 13,000 scoville.
I tried this the other day. I ate it all but thought it was too hot to enjoy compared to regular yakisoba.