/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20558319
yeah, you shouldn't eat it whole

Probably don't cram it

>>20558319
yeah, you shouldn't swallow it whole

with a knife and fork, everyone knows this

>>20558357
some of the pizzas i make are hard to eat without utensils :(

Probably shouln't shove it up your ass, that's going the wrong way

>>20558319
I've seen this movie so many times that I can already hear the lyrics to the cheesy 80s song in my head
>working too hard
>tryna make a living
>hustling all day
>I've had more than I can take
>GOTTA GET AWAY
>I'm reaching my limit
>gotta find a way
>TO TAKE IT EASY ON MEH
Fuck it would have been awesome to be a young person in Miami in the 80s
>>20558396
That looks like the tray of shit that the Fratellis tried to feed to Sloth

with your mouth (as opposed to cramming it up your ass, the correct method)

>>20559952
>Fuck it would have been awesome to be a young person in Miami in the 80s
Cheap coke and AIDS would have killed you.

>>20558319
I probably wouldn't approve of blending it unless you have a medical condition that requires it.

>>20558357
ive had some "italian" pizzas and you basically need to use a knife and fork

>>20558319
Probably don't cut it in a spiral from the center to the edge, so you end up with a 1" thick curly pizza strip that's like 10 feet long.

>>20560056
well now i just want to do that and wrap it around a baguette

>>20559952
it's a chicken bacon and arugula pizza, tasted really good

With your butt.

>>20558319
the only way to eat pizza is with a knife and fork, and not the faggy way of soaking up the grease.

>>20560056
brilliant
like a giant spaghetti

>>20562121
spaghetti isnt curled

>>20563196
mine is