/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20559045
No it isn't

Aussie here, we normally eat cocks for breakfast

This is your average breakfast in the United States

>>20559045
>>20559056
looks good, whats the brown sauce, gravy?

This is your average breakfast in the New Zealand

>>20559071
BBQ

>>20559045
>>20559056
>>20559078
I love the diversity of all your cultures

>>20559045
I'm the Coca-Cola kid, and after getting sprayed for Aussie bullshit anyone can come up with better shit than your shit.

>>20559045
What's you're problem, you don't like the dark and bubbly?

>>20559045
No, that's a meal basic white girls pay $25 to eat at their local trendy brunch spot.

The actual Aussie breakfast is an Iced Coffee and Meat Pie from the servo - pic related.

>>20559133
Admit that you're a jealous homosexual faggot and jealous of white girls that don't give you a second glance.

>>20559133
t. pajeet/non white

>>20559148
based pajeet/non white hunter

>>20559148
>homosexual faggot
>jealous of white girls that don't give you a second glance
Why would he want attention from women if he's gay?

>>20559153
I don't know, but it's pretty funny to see these freaks fuck around and to avoid them like the plauge.

>>20559153
Homosexuals like attention and being around hot chicks draws that attention.

Cunt here, I have no idea what I'm looking at.

>>20559170
Should have gone to Specsavers

>>20559170
Looks like some Benedict monstrosity. Muffin, avocado mush, bacon, poached egg and balsamic on top. And 2 hashed brown patties.

>>20559172
These little dragonflys have the best...

>>20559045
>>20559148
>>20559152
Mum, the limp wristed melbournian cucks are LARPing as Aussies again

>>20559224
I'm not an Aussie, though I'd like to visit sometime. Dragonfly's aren't exclusive to anyplace. We all have those cool things patrolling so to speak.
Pic related is from somewhere here on /ck

>>20559045
No it isn't. 75% of Australians get a egg and bacon sandwich/roll and an bottle of iced coffee, maybe a potato cake or two.

>>20559045
720 calories.

>>20559289
Calories don't apply to the human body. Mitochondria are not an open flame, nor does the food we eat reach them in its base state.

>>20559289
>>20559303
My pet dragonfly will apply to your sorry asses and then count calories later.

>>20559045
>>20559078
>no fairy bread
>no tea
>no vegemite
yah nah mate you're a poof

>>20559327
Nobody even thinks about fairy bread past age 6. Why pretend to be Australian?

>>20559587
Because you people talk funny.

>no hollandaise

why bother

>>20559045
>Australian breakfast
Wrong.

wrong, cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

>>20559071
Australia sauce

>>20559056
This is actually what it looks like in the United States.

I spent about 6 months in Darwin Australia training with the Australian Army and for breakfast every morning they typically ate:
>A bowl of corn flakes
>Two slices of toast with vegemite and butter
>A glass of orange juice

>>20559148
t. becky

>>20559133
>Farmer's Union
based

>>20559731
Australians fucking HATE weed
even just talking about it is enough to get you run out of town
iunno. must be a southern poofter thing

>>20559045
I hate Melbourne so much it is unreal, and I'm a seppo who has never even been close to Australia. Every time I see one of their fruity trams or stupid coffee drinks promoted I get mad. Don't know why.

>>20560174
what

>>20560176
They're San Francisco of Cuckstralia.

>>20560252
I legitimately wish San Francisco just had a lot of Asians and coffee shops instead of being the dumping ground for America's trash for the last half century.

>>20560252
i live in the south east suburbs and its true, melbourne really is the worst city in the country
i walked past my old high school the other day, which i left about 15 years ago, and its amazing how much the demographic has changed in that time. every single student i saw outside was brown. wasnt close enough to tell what kind, just that they were either indian or some kind of arab. im starting to realise that were not supposed to stay here, my parents were supposed to sell their house and move to a newer one built recently, like everyone else i know has done, while all the immigrants come and move into our older houses built in the 70s/80s. come to think of it, i think were one of the only australian families still living in this suburb. parents dont want to leave though and im a neet so i wont be going anywhere anytime soon either, sadly.

>>20559045
yeah nah, sydney poofter

>>20559045
australia is not even a real place, it's a conspiracy theory. an anti-anglosaxon canard.

>>20560174
?????

>>20559045
been eating this shit for brekky since before i had teeth
will keep eating it for brekky till the day i die

>>20560174
That cucknation hates everything that resembles freedom.

>>20560637
>>20560170
>>20559133
South Australian faggots

why do aussies talk like a bunch of tooth fairies that grew up in a landfill

Today for breakfast I had multigrain toast, vegemite, peanut butter (crunchy), and avocado.

>>20559045
Smashed avo? Biggest meme food to ever exist. It wasn't even popular as a breakfast food until latte sipping cafe hippies started commercialising back around 2013. Before then most cunts just ate the typical full english, bacon and eggs, cereal or toast.

>>20559056
Hmm. Where's the BBC semen?

>>20559071
>whats the brown sauce
it's brown sauce

>>20560901
oh fuck