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20548835 No.20548835 [Reply] [Original]

>adulterating chili with beans
Please don't do this.

>> No.20548838

>>20548835
It is better with beans, so I will continue to do it.

>> No.20548842

Sorry for not wanting to make fake ragu.

>> No.20548846

>>20548835
All-meat chili is meant to be served over chili beans, it's just skipping a step

>> No.20548853

Texan from Texas here. We don't eat chili without beans in Texas

>> No.20548874

>>20548835
Without beans, chili is hardly a full Tex-Mex meal in and of itself. It's too one-note, just ground meat with spicy sauce.

The only scenario where I'd want chili without beans mixed in would be if there was a side of beans and rice.

>> No.20548882

>>20548835
i would double the beans in that chili.

>> No.20548889

>>20548835
I'll adulterate your marriage with my cock, you math hating fuck

>> No.20548898

>>20548835
>adulterates it with cum to replace to protein from beans

>> No.20548928

>>20548835
Texan from Texas here. We don't put beans in our chili. no one would do that.

>> No.20548934

>>20548928
t. Austin queer

>> No.20548937

>>20548874
>It's too one-note, just ground meat with spicy sauce.
yes thats literally is what chili con carne means.

>> No.20548943

>>20548835
>le chili
Just say chili con carne you degenerate ADHD brain. God I hate anglos.

>> No.20548948

>>20548882
you're mom has double beaners in her.

>> No.20548951

>>20548934
houston homo

>> No.20548953

>>20548943
Who the fuck are you trying to impress?
OHH GRINGO EL THANKO FOR SAYEENG THE FULL NAME YOU ARE UNO OF THE EL GOOD ONES

Chili with beans. Suck my dick.

>> No.20548959

>>20548943
Why would we use the dumb euro name when we invented it here

>> No.20548964

>>20548835
>adulterating your life with a bullet
Please do this.

>> No.20549000

>nooooo dont add beans to chili its wrong!!!
>nooooo dont add tomato to chili its wrong!!!

What the fuck are you putting in your chili then? Faggot.

>> No.20549009

>>20549000
chili con carne.
chili with meat.

>> No.20549022

>>20549009
That's not chili, that's just ground beef soup.

>> No.20549577

>>20548835
Cool Bolognese sauce, but where are the spaghetti?

>> No.20549708

>>20548937
Chili con carne is not real chili. Fucking retard.
Chili con carne sucks which is why nobody makes it that way.

>> No.20549714

>>20548943
Triggered brown mutt detected

>> No.20549719

>>20548959
Because most of the people here a mixed mongrels living in third world country

>> No.20549721

>>20548838
i can barely taste the difference but the texture certainly helps

>> No.20549723

>>20548835
>crying about beans
>when there are subhumans out there putting onion in their chili

>> No.20549732

>>20549723
dont lie, no one would actually decimate a chilli like that

>> No.20549757

What I've gathered from "real chili" arguments:

>Real chili does not include
-beans
-meat
-tomatoes
-chili powder

>Real chili does include:
-???

>> No.20549761
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20549761

>>20549732
>he doesn't know

>> No.20549766

>>20549761
oh diced red onions i saw ive had before (in canada) i thought you meant like huge chunks like youd see in a very chunky stew

>> No.20549777

okay but what if you put okra in it

>> No.20549959

Yanqui bean stew

>> No.20549965

>>20549777
Trips tell truths this might be delicious
But I gotta give a shout-out to okra sabzi, like an okra and greens or cabbage sabzi

>> No.20550067

I have come to realize that it is more important to not put tomato in chili. if you get rid of tomato beans will follow since only a lunatic would put beans in a tomato-less chili.

>> No.20550170

when i have guests over i break out the fine china and texas chili.
but if im making bachelor chow, i put whatever the fuck i want in it since im the one eating it.

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20550189

>>20548835
im not going to eat a bowl of sloppy joe, throw some fresh poblano pepper and beans for texture

>> No.20550522

I'm Australian, how do I make chili? Iv looked up a bunch of recipes and they are all wildly different from each other

>> No.20550567

>>20549723
Why not? I like onions

>> No.20550733
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20550733

>>20550522
seppos can get absolutely demented with how prescriptive they are with the naming/definitions of food. post that pic rel a burger (which it is) or say that cottage pie is an irrelevant term (which it is) and they'll fully melt down
it's bizarre but they all do it
Just make whatever one sounds good, they're all chilli

>> No.20550768

>>20550522
if the recipe calls for beans or tomatoes, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.20550780

>>20550522
DON'T ADD BEANS
MAKE IT AND THEN SERVE IT ON BEANS BUT DON'T ADD BEANS BECAUSE.... BECAUSE THE BACON KING SAID SO *holds up wife's son whose name is spork(avius)*

>> No.20550788

>>20548948
My white clity just came to that thought. :3

>> No.20550822

>>20550522
from what I gather it's just ground beef and autism

>> No.20550825

is putting tabasco sauce in chili allowed?

>> No.20550829

>>20548953
>Chili with beans
lmao

>> No.20550839

>>20550522
1 can kidney beans
1 can whatever beans
1 big can crush tomato
1 small can tomato paste
1 lb ground beef

season

simmer 30 min - 1 hour

probably add some a little shredded ched in your bowl

>> No.20550848

>>20548835
>no cheddah
>no sour cream
>no oyster crackers
what are you doing son?

>> No.20550856

ITT: anons quibbling over the slop ingredients in a slop meal for slop "people"

Don't tell me you eat this literal diarrhea

>> No.20550887

>>20548928
I'm trans BTW

>> No.20550892

>>20550856
No ma'am. I just eat plain white bread like you. It's good for our neo vaginas isn't it?

>> No.20550902

So I'm just gonna put beans and tomato and minced meat and onion and spices into a pot and stew it for eight hours and you can all suck the farts out of my arse.
And I'm a wog so I eat a lot of cabbage so those farts are fucking heinous son.

>> No.20550988

>>20548835
I'm not American, so I would never make dumb shit like 'chili' but if i did I would start with a mirepoix

>> No.20550994

I thought beans were the entire point of chili....

>> No.20551027
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20551027

>>20550988
Nobody gives a shit if you're so fucking unadventurous as to try making a dish without resorting to the most basic fucking soup/stew base rather than trying the recipe as is to see how it tastes traditionally.

You might as well have come in this thread with some fucking lawry's and a YPIPO DON SEESUN DEY CHILI post.

>> No.20551035

>>20551027
what is the traditional recipe though?

>> No.20551036

>>20548835
I hate texans so much, they are the obese shitalians of north america.

>> No.20551045

>>20550988
It’s just meat cooked in a paste.
Technically it’s a curry.

>> No.20551052

>>20548835
Theres no reason to eat a single bean in your whole life unless youre starving and have no other choice

>> No.20551054

>>20550988
>I would put vegetables in my chili
well aren't you fucking special

>> No.20551061

>>20551035
Chili and meat with some fighting over beans and tomato.
I'd put some onions and shit in it myself but I'm not gonna come into the thread like some absolute wanker going "WELL I WOULD NEVER MAKE DUMB SHIT LIKE AMERICANS DO BUT IF I DID I'D MAKE IT BETTER"

You arrogant cunt.

>> No.20551062

>>20548835
Mind your own fucking food, snob. You ain't having any of mine, so you get no say in what goes in it. Fag.

>> No.20551064

>>20549757
What do you expect from Texans who are all mystery meat themselves?

>> No.20551068

>>20550768
>>20550780
>>20550839
>>20551027
>>20551061
it's amazing that I can't get a single straight answer from any of you dumb seppo cunts, all I want is a decent chili recipe not you retards arguing over beans and tomato but giving no actual recipe, fuck this board is useless

>> No.20551077

>>20551052
They taste good and they're cheap

>> No.20551079
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20551079

>>20551068
THE THIRD POST YOU (You)'D IS LITERALLY A RECIPE YOU BLIND CUNT

>> No.20551080

>>20551068
http://www.panix.com/~clay/cookbook/bin/show_recipe.cgi?chili+recipe124

>> No.20551089

>>20551079
it's barely half a recipe, "season" season with fucking what cunt? Dijon mustard and sumac?

>> No.20551092

>>20551080
thank you, I'll give this one a try

>> No.20551267

Fuck Texas

>> No.20551350

>>20551068
dice beef in to half inch chunks.
sous vide for 6 to 8 hours at 130° freedom
make chili sauce from red chili's beef stock, garlic, onion, oregano, salt, pepper, and msg. thickened with a roux. that's it that's all it's chili con carne (chili with meat) not tomato bean soup with meat.

when chili sauce is ready add meat.
boom done.

measurements? fuck you. it's to taste.

>> No.20551354

>>20549708
>>20549022
>Chili con carne is not real chili.
it literally IS chili and I make it.

>> No.20551358

>>20550839
that's bean soup.

>> No.20551361

>>20550887
hey, you be you. no judgment.

>>20550994
no beans are what poors, and tastelets add to chili.

>> No.20551366

>>20548835
seethe more. texas is SHIT

>> No.20551373

>>20551350
thanks, I don't have a vacuum sealer would pre cooking the meat in a smoker BBQ be fine aswell?

>> No.20551377
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20551377

wow Texas, what a great "chili"

>> No.20551379

>>20548937
>yes thats literally is what chili con carne means.
>hurr durr carrot celery and onions don't belong in chicken soup, it's called "chicken soup", not "chicken carrot celery and onion soup" herpa derp
that's how retarded you sound

>> No.20551381

>>20551068
Its wildly different from chili to chili. We had an annual chili-fest in my hometown and no two chilis were ever alike.
Anyway here's some good recipes without autistic memes.
https://chilicookoff.com/winning-recipes
I like the homestyle recipes best

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20551382

>>20551377
cool so a steak with hot sauce

>> No.20551387

>>20551382
That "steak and hot sauce" is what texans UNIRONICALLY consider to be the ideal chili. It's insane.

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>> No.20551406
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20551406

>>20551377
that's perfect chili.

>> No.20551411

>>20551377
Finally some real chill in this thread

>> No.20551418

It gives me more chili for not much more money. Simple as.

>> No.20551436
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20551436

>>20551404

>> No.20551474

>>20551377
What a hideous bowl of slop.

I don't care if Texans think this is authentic, if this were say a British dish, there would be loads of memes and reposts.

I'm glad that most people don't make it this way, onions, tomatoes and beans are the way to go.

>> No.20551521

>>20550788
>>20548948
why are brown boys like this?

>> No.20551528

>>20551068
That's because America is fuck huge and we all have our own regional quirks and so no one can agree on anything. How to make a pizza, what should go on a hot dog, how to make chili, all of these things vary wildly from state to state and city to city. Why is this such a difficult concept for Aussies and euros to understand, when you all engage in exactly the same kind of tribalism. Is everything in Sydney exactly the same as it is in Brisbane? Do you eat the same exact things and share the same exact opinions? Fucking daft cunt

>> No.20551552

>>20549721
thats because your tastebuds have been warped by corn syrup

>> No.20551555

>>20548943
ironically the english (actual anglos) do call it chilli con carne

>> No.20551566

>>20551045
>Technically it’s a curry.
no, curry is a stew. chilli is a stew

>> No.20551613

>>20551566
>chilli is a stew
you're doing it wrong
chili should be so thick you could pick it up by hand

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20551618

>>20551068
here

>> No.20551635
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20551635

>>20551068
or this if you want proper Texas style chili

>> No.20551641

Okay give me a good cookbook that covers different states/city chili. I know that every grandma has their own version of chili. Even had the misfortune of being in Ohio and having their desert with the pantry dumped on it

>> No.20551642

>>20551635
That's chili colorado

>> No.20551647

>>20551642
why? because of the tomato?

>> No.20551698

>>20551647
No because Texas Red is chili colorado
It's the cultural appropriationest of all chilis
It's such bullshit because Texas legit inherited chuckwagon chili but then then turned into bean-deniers in the 50s and 60s, it's all a fraud

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20551799

>>20551698
chili predates the boarders, by your logic chili would actually be French and from Louisiana

>> No.20551841

>>20548835
Come to think of it I've never had chili without beans. Ironic because I live in texas which is the chili contest king apparently.

>> No.20551843

i put chickpeas in my chili

>> No.20551853

>>20551635
nigga i can't even buy one of these chilies here

>> No.20551878
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20551878

>>20551853
that sucks, its real easy to dry pepper if you can get their fresh equivalent. Just do a big batch all at once and you're good for the year

>> No.20551883

>>20548835
What can you even eat that with? It's so disgusting and heavy.

>> No.20551885

>>20551068
Just buy a can of Hormel Hot Chili with Beans

>> No.20551896

>>20551878
Yeah, I love many of these, but a lot of them are difficult to get hold of without paying extortionate prices in my country.

>> No.20551919

>>20551799
Chili colorado was not invented in Colorado, chili colorado means red chili the same way chili verde means green chili
Denver chili was invented in Colorado but it's not actually chili it's gravy

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20551927

>>20551883
i eat it like a dip on tortilla chips or saltine crackers

>> No.20551930

>>20549723
I put onions, garlic, chilli, and beans in my chilli.

>> No.20551945
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20551945

>>20551885
growing up my mom would buy Hormel vegetarian chili then add ground beef to it because she didn't trust their meat
she considered that home cooking and it was one of the better meals

>> No.20551950

>>20551945
Strange. I dislike their vegetarian chili. It's much more acidic than their regular chili for some reason.

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20551969

>>20551919
shit dude i live in the most Mexican area in Florida and the only peppers i can get are bell, jalapeno and occasionally habanero.
i just started growing my own, they grow relatively fast.

>> No.20551976
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20551976

>>20551919
>chili verde means green chili
bruh its named that because it was invented in cape verde

>> No.20551989

>>20551969
Really? You don't have a Badia section at the store? You gotta have a carniceria somewhere, right?
>>20551976
I literally kekked, TY, I genuinely love you guys

>> No.20551998

>>20551361
okay, so is chili supposed to be, what, a cumin flavored bolognese?

what is chili, if not a delivery system for beans?

>> No.20552003

>>20551927
That only makes it even heavier

>> No.20552009

>>20551998
>okay, so is chili supposed to be, what, a cumin flavored bolognese?
No tomatoes are optional the red comes from ground dried peppers (although traditionally, tomato is also optional for bolognese, are you Commonwealth?)
Cumin is also optional but not really
All-meat chili is meant to be served over chili beans, which are beans stewed with cumin
Rice is also a popular pairing with chili

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20552029

>>20551989
>carniceria
its a hell of a drive, ALDI's had them for a while but they haven't been back in stock in months. Publix has only arbol and they're way overpriced.
i always see the migrant workers shopping at save-a-lot, i guess i should check in there because they gotta be getting them from somewhere

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20552041

>>20552003
you ever work manual labor sun up to sun down out in the snow? you'll want a heavy meal that sticks to your ribs

>> No.20552050

>>20552029
Oh for sure the ones here are full of Mexicans and you can get oddball ingredients like tomatillos and yucca

>> No.20552078

>>20550733
wtf are you talking about thats clearly a veggie burger you obsessed faggot who in their right mind would argue with that statement

>> No.20552079

>>20550733
and wtf is a cottage pie? how would it be relevant?

>> No.20552088

>>20550848
butter and saltines for me
lots of butter

>> No.20552095

>>20550902
sounds like chili to me
go ahead and stew in your own farts as you please

>> No.20552109

>>20551089
of course you can put dijon and sumac in it
alongside all the other seasonings

>> No.20552129

>>20548835
Beans make chili thicker, more filling, and healthier, I will continue to add beans to chili, cry about it.
Also ground beef is not the ideal chili meat, what you really want is diced beef chuck roast for the best flavor and texture.

>> No.20552134

>>20551381
did it go anything like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMrNIx9cdZs

>> No.20552240

>>20548835
Chili without beans is just a sauce, often eaten on bready foods.
Chili with beans is an actual meal, often eaten with bready stuff on the side.

Know the difference.

>> No.20552251

>>20548835
i'm british so i put a tin of baked beans in my chilli

>> No.20552256

>>20552251
I've bean there. It ruins it.

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20552428

>chili without beans is bolognese
this has to be the dumbest thing that I see unironically posted on /ck/. it shows a complete ignorance of what both chili and bolognese actually are.

>> No.20552444

>>20552428
>monica.gif

>> No.20552516

if you're using ground beef you arent making 'real chili' anyway so you better put beans in just to make the awful texture better

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20552566

>>20552516
real chili was made with beef jerky

>> No.20552641

>>20551528
fuck you cunt I just wanted some recipes to try
>>20551381
>>20551618
>>20551635
thanks

>> No.20552724

ground beef
onion
chilli
garlic
tomato pulp
cumin
kidney beans

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20552751

>>20552641
no problem
(would not recommend this recipe)

>> No.20552860

>>20552240
chili with meat and no beans IS the meal. what would you need bread for? grow up.

>> No.20552990

>>20552860
that is a component of a meal

>> No.20552996

>>20548835
chili = beans
the meat is whats not needed
>bu-
nope you are wrong

>> No.20553009

>>20552996
Chili without meat is just salsa
And I'm pro-bean

>> No.20553037

>>20552041
based, I work manual labor and chili is one of my favorite foods of all time.
I also dip corn chips into chili that has beans in it and cheese on top.

>> No.20553043

>>20553009
>salsa
More like Fazool (no pasta yet)

>> No.20553049

do they eat chili in chile? is that where it came from?

>> No.20553064

>>20553049
That's bot how you pronounce "Chilé"

>> No.20553095

>>20553064
no thats chilly

>> No.20553121

>>20553095
That was a cold joke you just made there

>> No.20553157

>>20553121
dont give a man heat just because his jokes arent hot, not everyone has a spicy sense of humor

>> No.20553179

>>20553049
It's Chee(lay), correct yourself.

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>>20553157
You shouldn't put on the heat so hard. You need to pepper it on.

>> No.20553208

>>20553197
Sometimes you gotta grind it out to make people get salty

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>>20553208
your jokes are weak you need to shake it up a bit

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20553245

>>20553208
You're making me blush

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>>20553245

>> No.20553352

>Things that don't belong in chili according to /ck/
-beans
-meat
-cum
-tomato
-onion
-chili powder
-vegetables
-cumin

>> No.20553366

>>20548835
I used to be a Texas chili absolutist.
Then I tried making a good classic 3 bean and I was enlightened.

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>>20553324

>> No.20553457

>>20553381
Hahaha... Milk... Classic stuff

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20553490

>>20551618
>beef is done? drain it and add to the pot

>> No.20553494
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20553494

>> No.20553523

>>20551618
>"2 am" chili
>a food your hungover ass would definitely burn AND you wouldn't even get to eat while you're hungry if you actually tried to make it at 2 am
never gets old

>>20551377
>>20551382
Does actually sound good but something tells me rare steak "I need to taste only the meat, A1 sauce is a crime against humanity" caveman larpers and "proper chili is steak and chilis" are the same people

>> No.20553526

>>20553494
i really, really like this image.

>> No.20553534

>>20551618
>Basil in chili
stopped reading there.
Green spices in chili taste weird. I ruined chili by experimenting and putting thyme in it once

>> No.20553654

>>20548835
Beans make everything better. They make chili better, they make tacos better, they make toast better

>> No.20553700

>>20548874
that's because it is meant to be a base to which you add condiments or to be used as a condiment in it of itself. For me, I'd put diced onion, sour cream, shredded cheese and fritoes, or throw it on a burger/hotdog. it is cheap, kids will eat it, and you can make a bunch of it at once and freeze it for later.

>> No.20553788

>>20553534
I put thyme in my chili literally every time I make chili
I always use
chili powder
paprika
cumin
cayenne pepper
black pepper
thyme
sometimes rosemary

>> No.20553799
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>>20548835

Once again it needs to be explained to historically handicapped; chili is an ancient Mesoamerican stew that contains tomatoes, chili peppers and BEANS, meat is actually optional.

>> No.20553802

>>20553799
Neither modern recipes or ancient recipes matter at all. Make your food the way you want it. Simple as.

>> No.20553941

>>20553788
so a bunch of crap that doesn't belong but no mexican oregano which does

>> No.20553999

>>20553534
there are two that are approved
a little mexican oregano and garnished with cilantro

>> No.20554013
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>>20553049
This joke got me banned from /pol/

>> No.20554021

We call it mexican chili beans and has tomatoes, maize and two kinds of beans in it with smoked bacon bits, ground meat and potatoes with lots of hot paprika

>> No.20554025

>>20553799
why do they dress funny for mauling people

>> No.20554040

>>20554013
lmao

>> No.20554062

>>20554013
Kek wow, I mean it's usually really difficult to get banned from /pol/ and they got you for that?!

>> No.20554071

>>20554062
yea, there was actual discussion going on, with chileans and mexicans threatening each other. it was a good thread
bastard jannys
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/469989428/

>> No.20554081

>>20554013
yea me to, that thread was 404ed pretty quick

>> No.20554130

>>20551068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3k0wApWas

>> No.20554171

>>20554130
reddit

>> No.20554390

>>20548943
Actual britbongs do call it chile con carne though. Which you'd know if you weren't a /pol/-spic larping about their german heritage or whatever.

>> No.20554394

>>20554390
*chilli con carne

>> No.20554400

I put corn in my chili

>> No.20554404

>>20554394
*chili con carne

>> No.20554408

>>20548835
Anything that pisses off texan spics and queers is based.

>> No.20554417

>>20554404
No, no.

>> No.20554588

>>20553494
this but a reds jersey

>> No.20555239

>>20550522
>Brown ground beef
>Pour in a fuck load of crushed tomato
>Pour in a fuck load of chili powder
>Simmer for 30 minutes to an hour
That's all you have to do. You can do anything else you want to on top of that.

>> No.20555270

>>20554025
Because religion.

>> No.20555734

>>20548953
>EL THANKO
>UNO OF THE EL GOOD ONES
lmao top tier

>> No.20556597
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20556597

>ctrl-f
>'with cornbread'
>0 results

>> No.20556620

>>20556597
You ever take your leftover chili, cover it with grated cheese, and pour cornbread over the top and bake it?
Goes great with coleslaw and a side of mac and cheese

>> No.20556630

>>20548951
Killeen kween here, chilli without beans is no chilly at all

>> No.20556643

>>20551077
They taste good cause you're cheap.

>> No.20556646

>>20556597
corn bread in old hat
tortilla chips are now the preferred method of sneaking corn into every single meal we eat.

>> No.20556662

>>20549000
corn chips and salsa and nacho cheese

>> No.20556665

Fuck off beans are great

>> No.20556670

>>20556665
Chili colorado and chile verde are supposed to be served of chili beans, which are seasoned and stewed pinto and lima beans, respectively
Anyone who says no beans and/or tomatoes is actually a chililet who doesn't know shit about culinary history

>> No.20556673

>>20556670
*over not of

>> No.20556864

If I want to offer a tribute to Quetzalcoatl or Yosemite Sam, I'll ask you what a proper chili is. But when I want chili, I make some meaty slop the way I like it.

>> No.20556897

>>20548835
Nice Mexican Bolognese bro. I agree, no beans!

>> No.20556914

>>20556897
>Mexican Bolognese
This is the most retarded phrase I've ever heard

>> No.20556917

>>20548835
dis nigga ain't eatin beans

>> No.20557084

>>20548943
calling it chili con carne implies you can have chili without meat *you cant*

>> No.20557087

>>20550839
not chili pepper means no chili

>> No.20557146

i consider chili partly a way to get rid of shit and make a pot of hot slop. and nothing helps a pot of slop like a dose of beans.

>> No.20557317

fuck you i love beans
I put beans in my chili
i also crumble cornbread into a bowl then put the chilli in it and eat it that way
Fuck you i like it

>> No.20557569

The beans are what makes it chili!!!! It's just meat sauce if it doesn't have beans!!

>> No.20558017

>>20557084
>chili con frijoles

>> No.20558289

>ground beef
>ground pork
>onions
>garlic
>habaneros
>crushed tomatoes
>cumin
>paprika
>black beans
>kidney beans
>navy beans
saute the vegetables, stir fry the meat, then dump in everything else. Simmer for three hours. Serve.
Absolutely delicious

>> No.20558628

>>20548874
>if there was a side of beans and rice
that's how real chili, or bowl of red is served.

>> No.20558674
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20558674

fuck you asshole, cowboys were vegan

>> No.20558694

>>20558674
There's a lump of salt pork in them beans, yo

>> No.20558923

>>20558628
Ok so you have to serve it with beans but if you put the beans in directly that's just too much for the t*xan mind to handle

>> No.20558942

>>20558923
I mean, you pretty much got a handle on this

>> No.20558948

>>20548835
I mix in a can or 2 of refried beans to spite you anti bean fags

>> No.20558958

>>20558948
anti-bean fags on suicide watch

>> No.20558995

>>20551945
Typical american "home cooked meal"

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>>20558995
probably for the best because her shitty food inspired me to cook

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>>20558948
> refried beans in chili
as a member of the pro bean society i must ask you to cease and desist

>> No.20559128

>>20559116
kekke

>> No.20559555

>>20559105
Sam here anon. I ghosted my grandma for over a year when I asked her for old family recipes for thanksgiving one time and all of her answers were "I just make it like it says on the box"

>> No.20559592

>>20551945
what was the worst meal she made?

>> No.20559644

>>20559592
I, too, am now invested in this reply

>> No.20559743

>>20559592
>>20559644
she would put unseasoned chicken breast in a cast iron then fill it with water and boil it until the water completely cooked off...THEN FILL IT BACK UP AND DID IT AGAIN (just to make sure it was fully cooked)
served with a side of white rice which she opened the lid every minute to check if it was done which made it both burnt and overcooked so crunchy and mushy
We ate that about 5 days a week

>> No.20559792

>>20559743
Bruh

Bruh

You're among friends, it don't need to be that way, we'll get you through this

You need a cup of tea? Shot of whisky? Name your tipple, Anon

>> No.20559806

>>20559792
if i have it around i use Wild Turkey 101 in my chili

>> No.20559831

>>20559743
holy shit that is foul. Anon I am sorry, but I'm glad it made you get into cooking.
I hear you on the overcooked chicken, my mom would overcook chicken and pork chops, so I thought they were gross until I started cooking them myself. Now I love both those things.

She made killer lasagna though.

>> No.20559875

Chili without beans is spaghetti sauce for Mexicans.

>> No.20559889
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20559889

Superior chili coming through

>> No.20559935

>>20559875
Italians without spaghetti sauce are Mexicans

>> No.20560665

>>20559889
thick spaghetti sucks
angle hair is where its at

>> No.20560905

>>20551068
for the love of God don't get your recipe from here. half these anons aren't including chili's of any kind in their recipes it's fuckin gross to think about. I have to imagine they're British not Americans.they're literally making a bland tomato sauce and throwing beans and meat in it.
https://burrataandbubbles.com/authentic-texas-chili-from-a-texan/
I'm having a hard time finding a good recipe as well but this ones okay. you can play around with different dried chili's for different flavor profiles. I've never used coffee personally. and yes, you can play around with adding tomatos and or beans as well if you prefer but tomato is not at all the foundation of the sauce. it shares a lot more commonality with authentic Mexican cooking like making authentic tacos and such in how the chili's are prepared.

>> No.20560920

>>20548835
You remind me of those vegans who would go around slapping meat out of peoples' hands, saying "I DON'T LIKE EATING MEAT. I ONLY EAT VEGETABLES."

>> No.20560950

>>20560905
okay actually upon reading the whole recipe he uses way more different spices than I normally do. idk if it's good that way but most of that tuff you don't need. cumin (a lot more than he uses) and chili powder are essentials to fine tune flavors. everything else play with it yourself and taste as you go till you come up with your own profile you like.
the chili paste he describes is the main thing to be focused on that's what you start with, that's the foundational sauce. and it can be made in bulk and frozen and tweaked with different peppers to try things differently. it freezes very well and can also be used in other recipes like
https://www.mylatinatable.com/authentic-mexican-birria-recipe/

>> No.20560982
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How about beans AND macaroni?

>> No.20561347

>>20552041
>you ever work manual labor
No, thank god I'm not some dumb uneducated wagie slave like you lmao.

>> No.20561353

>>20561347
Everyone should spend some time doing manual labor. At best, you may find it surprisingly meditative. At worst, you'll know exactly why you should commit yourself to doing anything else.

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>>20560982
I fucking love goulash. It is so simple yet so tasty.

>> No.20561847

>>20549723
Onions and chili on a gas station hot dog is top tier.

>> No.20562082
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>>20548835
I like beans.
You may delet now.
Thank you.

>> No.20562123

>>20560950
no cumin

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>>20548835
There are "people" out there who eat chili without beans? That's kind of sad.

>> No.20562167

i'm a fat ass who'll eat a bowl of chili whether or not it has beans in it, simpel as

>> No.20562213

>>20548835
Fuck you I'm adding beans AND lentils AND corn

>> No.20562239

>>20552428
They're almost the same. You start with a basic meat stew (tomato, onion, stock, meat). To convert to more fancy recipes, add:
>bolognese
celery, carrot
>chili
chili peppers, beans

>> No.20562242

>>20562239
This is the most smoothbrained Euro shit and I can't believe it gets flogged so hard

>> No.20562244

>>20562239
Not everyone is ready to take the mother sauce pill, especially the cooklets around here

>> No.20562247

>>20562244
The fact that you think both chili and bolognese are tomato-based makes you the cooklet

>> No.20562249

>>20562247
do you not put tomatoes and onions in both those dishes?

>> No.20562251

>>20562247
More like tomato cringe

>> No.20562259
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>>20562213
>corn
At that point, why not just add some fucking candy to the chili at that point you fucking retard.

>> No.20562264

>>20562249
Tomatoes are completely optional in both
Can't make a bolognese without onions, tho
Bolognese was a sauce prior to the Columbian exchange and classic chilis (green, red) did not use tomatoes, although they are admittedly popular options in all three today

>> No.20562298

>>20562239
I have made a side by side comparison of chili and bolognese. I have highlighted the common ingredients. if chili is bolognese than so is beef stew and curry.

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>>20562298
woops forgot to post it

>> No.20562311

>>20562301
that's just your recipe though. most people put tormato puree in their chili as well as garlic and oregano in their bolognese

>> No.20562317

>>20562259
>Blooo blooo bloooo
Eat shit, amerishart

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>>20562259
>At that point, why not just add some fucking candy to the chili at that point you fucking retard.
Wait until he finds out about using chocolate in chili

>> No.20562322

>>20562319
I do both cocoa powder and corn

>> No.20562323

>>20562213
>Lentils
I'm about to call you a bad word.

>> No.20562325

>>20548835
Boomer here. Pinto beans ain't gonna hurt ya, little buddy! But you know what will? Well, how about you serve me up some chili, and forget to top it with shreddy cheddy, Fritos, and Daisy sour cream...then you'll find out what will really hurt ya....ME! Because I'll be P-O'd!

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>>20562325
>I kneel

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>>20562319
Why the fuck make chili bitter? Go back to drinking your vomit soda.
>>20562317
Here, I got picrel for your chili you lardass.

>> No.20562360

>>20561347
strong words from a weak boy living off daddies money

>> No.20562372

>>20562239
>tomato, onion, stock, meat
wrong. chili sauce is primarily dried chilis. best to use broth as well but plain water does work. tomatoes are not to be a star of the show although like I said when explaining to the Australian dude tomatos are in fact tasty to add. the star of the show is the chili's, hence it's name. that's what people get so angry about. it's like calling taco bell authentic Mexican. it's not. it's tasty yes, but that doesn't make it chili or authentic Mexican food. they have extremely different flavor profiles because taco bell is a neutered version of the real thing. and we're especially annoyed with retarded brits that don't think chili peppers belong in chili see >>20550839
it's a recipe that literally happened because cowboys in America met Mexicans on the trail and took from their styles of cooking. you people keep skipping the step of chili's because you're retarded. it's called chili because that's the star of the flavor. what you are doing is akin to calling a steak with mushrooms a mushroom medly or some shit. it's blatantly wrong and deliberate stupidity.

>> No.20562377

>>20562341
>beet sugar
ngmi

>> No.20562383

>>20562325
>Daisy
The corporate loyalty is really what cracks me up. Thanks my dude. o7

>> No.20562386

>>20562325
this is bullshit but I'll believe it

>> No.20562448

>>20562325
walmart sour cream is better than Daisy by a margin

>> No.20562464

>>20562311
so just because "most people" make this shit
>>20561489
and call it goulash does that mean that goulash is just hamburger helper?

>> No.20562469

>>20562464
That's American goulash. Traditional goulash is indeed different.
I think you might have autism

>> No.20562479

>>20562464
Hamburger helper? Kinda? It's also kinda chili plus macaroni/egg noodles.
Feeds a family of 5 kids.

>> No.20562498
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>>20562341
>He thinks the chili will get bitter when he puts chocolate in it

>> No.20562500

>>20562464
>does that mean that goulash is just hamburger helper?
It means hamburger helper is a goulash

>> No.20562505

>>20562498
I assumed you meant cocoa powder not actual chocolate.
How do you still have teeth?

>> No.20562506

>>20561489
People like to sperg out over the name but they're missing out on classic comfort food.

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>>20562505

>> No.20562595
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>>20562506
>comfort food
Fuck yeah

>> No.20564369

i just made an abomination chili with baked beans

i think i went too far

>> No.20564376

>>20551945
Odd, but not terrible. Hormel and the like do use filler like soy protein in their meats so they can cheap out on production.

>> No.20564860

>>20564369
Post it

>> No.20564869

>>20548835
Beans are the basis of chili, it's the meat that's optional, hence:
>chili con carne
>chili WITH MEAT

>> No.20564916

>>20564869
It's "con carne" to differentiate from chili made with turkey or chicken, not that beans are the basis

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You crackers actually put MEAT in your chili?

>> No.20565032

>>20556597
I wish Wendy's sold corn bread to go along with their chili since it's actually pretty good.

>> No.20565225

>>20548835
But textured vegetable protein is fine :)

>> No.20565281

>>20554013
better off with /int/

>> No.20565308

>>20565225
My BIL served me chili with that plant substitute and I could tell right away, it's just awful and I feel betrayed

>> No.20565814

>>20548853
Nobody gives a rats ass about Texas but texans.

>> No.20566685

>>20565814
the whole world romanticizes Texas
t. european americansouthboo

>> No.20567711

>>20565814
you under estimate how much they contributed to the world

>> No.20568236

>>20562325
boomer Frito pies only work with canned chili YOUR NOT A REAL BOOMER

>> No.20568254

I made a chili with lentils instead of beans. Fuck you, you stupid dykes, I do what I want

>> No.20568256

I buy NO BEANS chili, and then mix in a can of pinto beans into it. Much better than that pre-beaned SLOP that you buy at grocery stores

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boutta get ready for the chili con carnival

>> No.20568272

>>20568256
You ever try making your own beans? It's worth it

>> No.20568275

Cowboys eat beans

>> No.20568277

>>20568275
Are you a cowboy?

>> No.20568307

>>20548835
The only guy I know who doesn't put beans in his chili was an alcoholic, coke addict who cheated on his wife and neglected his kids.

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>>20548835
>Please don't do this.

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>>20568272
>make beans
i have, but its a lot of work

>> No.20568751

>>20548835
>no elbow macaroni
>no crackers
That's not chili. That's a sloppy joe without a bun.

>> No.20568753

>>20548835
>poorfag dish
>poorfag component not allowed

>> No.20568771

>>20548835
every time I eat chili with beans I adulterate my gaming chair with my brap stew until it practically seeps into the seat cushion. I swear it weighs 2-3lbs heavier now because it had soaked up all the weight of my brap fluid like a sponge

>> No.20568793

>>20550522
Wisconsinite here. We do chili a bit differently here.

>Ground beef or venison
>Black or pinto beans
>Diced or stewed tomatoes
>Chopped onions
>Sliced jalapenos (optional)
>Cooked elbow macaroni
>Spices (salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder, cayenne powder, crushed red pepper)
>Spicy V8

Mix everything together in a pot or slow cooker and cook for several hours. Serve with sour cream, shredded cheese, and crackers (either by sprinkling in oyster crackers, crushing regular saltines, or by dipping saltines into the chili and eating it that way).

>> No.20568817

I put everything in my chili. Put some dark chocolate into it, just a little at a time

>> No.20569366

>>20564916
>Birds are not made of meat
You're retarded.

>> No.20570717

>>20548943
Eats your veg, NOW!

>> No.20570849

>>20552050
redpill me on tomatillos i see em next to the tomatos but ive never bothered looking at what you actually use them for.

>> No.20570874

>>20552724
2lbs ground meat
1 large yellow onion
1lb jalapenos
1lb habaneros
1lb serano
3 bell peppers of various colors
1 can tomato sauce or 10 tomatoes blended
1 can pinto
1 can kidney
1 can black bean
cumin
cayenne
Chili spice
more cayenne
some more cumin
more cayenne

Halloween Chili serve on frito, egg noodles, and/or rice, with cheese pickled and fresh jalapeno, sour cream, raw red onion

>> No.20570901

>>20568673
THIS NIGGA GROWING BEANS

>> No.20570905

>>20568771
>brap fluid
Ah, anon...

>> No.20572043

>>20548835
I make chili with beans every time....and I always omit the bell peppers. Besides, unless it is winter time where you are, chili is not great in the summer.

>> No.20572368

>>20551079
>THE THIRD POST YOU (You)'D IS LITERALLY A RECIPE YOU BLIND CUNT
ye but its a troll recipe

>> No.20572469

>>20548835
>ground beef
>complaining about beans
You may only pick one. If you're cretin enough for ground beef chili, you can't complain about some tasty filler. Otherwise it's just extra runny sloppy joes (hopefully with some actual chili peppers in it, but we all know you use 1 tbs ground bullshit that's been sitting in your cupboard right above your stove for over 2 years per pound).

>> No.20572950

>>20572043
who the fuck told you chili was supposed to have bell peppers?

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>>20572950
its pretty standard anon
i use poblano in place of them when i can get them