/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20548132
So what are you guys cooking?

Egganon is dead

>>20548139
Terrorist plans

those are all feds

>>20548132
I was so sure that nobody would show up, pretty cool you guys really pulled through. Feast like kings.

>>20548132
>gay cowboy
>fat indiana jones
>fat savannah bananas redditor
>mexican
seems about right

>>20548132
>two brokeback mountain cowboys a fatty and a manlet

>>20548139
>cooking
have you been on this board before?
we’re deciding if we want to doordash mcdonalds or burger king

>>20548146
Haha good eye. I knew I'd seen that hat before but couldn't place it. Yeah some reddit sports guys on youtube I watch sometimes love that goofy shit.

>>20548132
Can someone please organize one of these in India?

Bnuuy

>>20548132
Haha, what if 3 of you picked the weakest of you and cooked him
Now that would be a ck meetup!

>>20548146
Correct!

>>20548160
Saars please

No one brought any fishing gear to obtain delicious fresh bass?

WHERE IS THE MRE GUY? I WAMT SOME, ALSO WHERE IS THE MILKMAN, IM THIRSTY!! ALSO WHERE IS THE THC EGGS, I WANT TO GET HIGH BEFORE I SUCK THESE DICKS

>>20548164
Have you joined the others by now or what?

>>20548160
Yeah just meet up at the designated shitting street and suck the shit out of each other's assholes, like any other day in India.

I don't see any grilling yet

>>20548171
Actually one of us did bring 2 rods and live bait.

This board is for food and cooking, not gay hookups.
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

>>20548180
I wouldn't have expected any less from texans

>>20548174
MRE guy isn’t here

>>20548132
>3 balding faggots and a manlet

>>20548132
Did Justin make it?

>>20548170
>>20548176
All I wanted was to meet some other /ck/ bros. Am I wrong for that? Did my bejng born an Indian make me deserving of this disdain and call for me to ve segregated from attending a mere /ck/ meetup. Faggots

>>20548203
They wouldn't say that stuff face to face, anon.

>>20548191
I KNEW THAT GUY WAS A LYING FAGGOT!

https://police.fortworthtexas.gov/Contact
817-392-3900 - Fort Worth PD
A group of weirdos are exposing themselves in public, urinating, defecating, jacking off, brandishing weapons and/or assaulting people in Mariner Point Park.
Two wearing cowboy hats, one in a baseball cap and a blue button-down, one in a white t-shirt. All wearing jeans.

Did the schizo who kept rambling from the previous thread made it?

>>20548219
about safety issues when it came to food*

>>20548217
>actually it's not a public park because you have to pay to enter.
Checkmate chud

>>20548217
First day in Texas son?

>>20548219
>>20548221
No one's touching my bread so schizo anon won

>>20548175
I was the first there and the meet up originator. I had been scouting these parks out because I wanted to take my wife fishing since she enjoys (or claims to) catch and release. I personally can’t go fishing unless I’m going to eat the fish, so I only go usually in Branson where you can catch a good number of trout. We took a guided charter and the dude was like a master of lake Tannycomo and had all the equipment and bait knowledge. Even coached technique and would take fish off the line for you and change gear and everything. We brought like 8 fish back or whatever Missouri’s legal limit and she cooked them all for me. But other than that I can’t stand fishing if it’s not for food.

So I saw Katie woods and figured it would be the perfect place to go, let her fish, allow me to have airplane autism and enjoy the afternoon.

So I figured see if anyone shows up. I didn’t know what to expect so she had made plans to try some Chinese place on belknap in Fort Worth and that’s what we’re about to do now.

Next time I’ll stay much longer. I feel terrible for having to run away so soon, but she wasn’t catching fish and the storms scare her. (Women and their storm chaser YouTube stars that they watch)

So next time. We will do it better. I’m sorry for leaving so soon, but I hope everyone makes some good frens.

You might see my business card at Weinberger’s deli if anyone looks through that table by the tv

>>20548217
>calls the fort worth police for something in a town like 8 towns away
you're not the brightest are you

>>20548236
it’s already over?

Where the hell are the food pics and more importantly where are the cum pics.

>>20548229
I thought the "steers and queers" thing was a joke, but it's actually true? You learn something new every day.

>>20548132
Did you guys bring the skooma?

>>20548236
TLDR: KYS FAGGOT. YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU, IF I DO, IM PUTTIN MY FIST THROUGH UR FACE ON SITE NIGGA

>>20548236
>faggot tripfag bitches out when he finally gets the attention he craves

Lol. LMAO even.

>>20548217
Wrong city dude

>>20548236
What a fucking bitch ass nigger cuck. I hope your wife gets raped by a midget nigger and you get your head bashed in by an arab

>>20548236

>>20548236
Jfc, you sound like a massive faggot. I guarantee if you would’ve stayed someone would’ve beat your ass.

>>20548244
For me it is. I wish I could have stayed and played Cowboy at cribbage, but I’m retarded.

>>20548244
No

>>20548248
yap <3

>>20548255
NTA but shit the fuck up bitch boy

>>20548267
Have more people showed up?

>>20548270
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>20548270
why dont you bring your wife

>>20548255
So many people wanted to meet you, and you let them all down. >:(

Bit of advice for the next time someone wants to organize a meet up: bring a flag or some other easily identifiable object that can be seen from a distance to let everyone know where the group is gathering. I've organized dozens of these type of events and getting people in right spot to begin with is difficult without some easy to see signal so attendees don't have to walk around trying to guess which group is the right one.

>>20548236
holy shit thats unbelievable. you were the first to leave your own party. what a loser.

>>20548278
BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS FAT DISGUSTING WHORE

>>20548284
We have autism. GPS coordinates were decent enough, and after the storms everyone somehow found each other. The IQ here is higher than normie. We even had a change of venue and it still worked out.

>>20548236
Someone close find this muthafuker and punch him right in his mouf

>>20548291
I’m already behind 7 suburbs

>>20548289
Just the fuck up faggot. You left your own meet up. No one want to hear from your fat wife or your retarded ass.

More frens arrived. Updated pic

A car showed up and idled in the parking lot for a few minutes next to my truck and just left
Was it the feds?

Lookin' sharp, fellas

>>20548303
You’re fucked bro
>>20548302
Is that gay cowboy wearing jorts?

>>20548236
Wait the guy that organized this thing let his wife force him to go eat Chinese food instead? Is that what I read? Who the fuck wants to date and marry women???

>>20548303
You should have taken down their license plate number.

>>20548302
I wanna suck the middle one through his jorts.

>>20548308
Yes that’s what that faggot did but To be fair I’m sure his “wife” is a troon

>>20548302
What ethnicity is the brown guy on the right supposed to be?

>>20548312
He looks like he’s about to take ‘em off or whip his cock out

>>20548302

Im watching you guys from around 300 yards away, I’m too autistic to walk up to y’all and say Hi so ill just keep on posting here and gooning to shota threads on /b/ and the dude in the cowboy hats ass.
Im in the blue jeep wrangler.
Keep me updated

>>20548302
why do you niggas like wearing jeans so much

>>20548302
Who has the biggest cock? Have you guys compared them yet??

>>20548289
no thanks to you, loser

>>20548302
I'll let /tv/ know about the new episodes of Letterkenny being made.

>>20548302

>>20548325
I can cum over to you if you want. I’ll suck you off then we both can go back to the meet up together

Is Roderick there?

Did you make any food yet

Did the anxious anon show up? Shit man, wish I were there.

>>20548302
Everyone looks surprisingly fit and thin.

>>20548302
I need a better hat.

>>20548302
Can any anons on the scene confirm the anime-loving "cowboy"'s sexuality? He seems AGGRESSIVELY homosexual

>>20548309
I only saw the tires

>>20548302
shows up

>>20548344
>surprisingly fit and thin

>>20548341
No I turned around and left. I was freakin out so much. There were no nametags and no one would post a selfie so I would know who to look for. There were no signs or anything. I never had that much anxiety in my life! I sweated so much it was crazy. I just couldn’t take it.

>>20548361
*Honestly though I was going to have a heart attack!

>>20548360
He probably expected them to look like the comically fat guys in the webms eating absurd amounts of cheese/salt

>>20548361
go back and rape them

>>20548361
I don't find this larp very compelling

>>20548361
I had stuff like that with exams, man you need to push through next time, these Anons are unironically nice looking. Don't you regret it?

>>20548355
They're in Texas

what dipping sauces do you have for your tendies

>>20548344
Seriously. I'm morbidly obese but I would have brought some real good smoked pulled pork or brisket or something. Maybe for a Phoenix meet up. as long as the person organizing it isn't a humongous faggot like OP
>Babe this global event that you spent weeks planning that you have people traveling across different states for and people all around the world waiting to see... Ya I'm not that into it and it's sprinkling can we just go get panda instead?
>yes dear
Holy shit how cucked do you have to be? Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"
Also someone post more dick lickin cowboy

>>20548368
Yes, pretty much.

>>20548360
>>20548368
No, I mean /ck/ is a food board, and you know what they say about skinny chefs. Also there are a lot of fast food threads.

>>20548372
Idc if you believe me or not. You have no idea what I was going through.
>>20548373
Idk maybe but I just froze. It was just too much for me

>>20548361

>>20548383
how do you function in society

>>20548388
I don’t. I work from home. Go hiking by myself at off peak times and remote places. Rarely do I go out in public around other people.

>>20548382
I'm skinny and I cook great

>>20548383
I understand getting anxious and leaving, but repeatedly sperging out about nametags and selfies isn't believable

>>20548378
>> the person organizing it isn't a humongous faggot like OP
>> Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"

For real. If he keeps his trip, I will forever harass him

>>20548391
Go to therapy. This is the only life you get.

>>20548383
honestly just end it, ngmi
>waaah, these anonymous people won't wear nametags

>>20548361
You should kill yourself faggot

>>20548399
>>20548402
NTA but thats uncalled for very rude

>>20548399
>>20548402

stop bullying the twink

neither of you faggots would have shown up

>>20548391
You gotta go back. You can even pretend not to be anxious_anon. You're just some unrelated person who loves cooking ;)

>>20548405
Neither did you

Feeling a bit sad for that socially anxious anon. He could have made some close friends.

>>20548405
I literally have met up with random anons before, even with being anxious
its called not being a whiny prick who's larping in the thread

>>20548236
retard

>>20548378
>Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"
based fatso

>>20548267
>eating chips in the middle of the park
the sperg won

>>20548391

>>20548409
He larping!

WHERE ARE THE THC EGGS? I WANT TO GET HIGH AND THEN HAVE STINKY FARTS AND DIARRHEA LATER!?!

>>20548378
>Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"
based fatso

>>20548396
harass him irregardless

no sex yet?

>>20548405
I would have 100% but I'm a Europoor. If you've got this level of anxiety you need to challenge yourself, meeting some Anons is easy mode for that. If I had driven all the way there, seen them and then turn around without ever going, I'd beat myself up over it for days. Just a wasted opportunity. And again, those Anons look like some dad group, I imagine any random walmart crowd to be more menacing.

>>20548426
here for you

Did anyone bring one of those 2 sided onaholes for you bros to dock in?

>>20548132
EggAnon here guys I think I'm fucking lost, I am parked near a flooded Pavillion right now and there are cops all over the place, also I maybe pre-gamed a bit too hard on the ride over (popped a few THC deviled eggs). The eggs are in a cooler but they are getting warmer by the minute because the ice has all melted. I've just been staring out the sunroof for the past hour trying to ride this wave down. Still worried that a cop is gonna knock on my window

>>20548451
did you not enter the location on your phone?

>>20548451
sounds like you're at the old meeting spot, they moved east

>*sniff*
>Sir are those eggs?

>>20548302
I would have gay sex with all of you

>>20548132
>/ck/ meet up
>not a single co/ck/ on sight
i'm disappointed

>>20548462
I legit might need a ride over ror escort, I am fucked out of my mind right now. Reclined seat as far back as it can go and laying down so the cops don't notice, staring out the sunroof. 4 eggs on the drive over was just way too many, or I misjudged the THC concentration while making the mayo. I don't know

>>20548132
damn i drank too much last night and couldnt make it

Arrived

>>20548494
The people at the meet-up should go there and kick your ass.

Duck

>>20548494
We're at the park

>>20548485
I FUCKING HATE YOU LARPING FAGGOT! THE ONLY REASON I SHOWED UP WAS TO EAT YOUR THC DEVILED EGGS! FUCK YOU

>>20548485
Subaru off-road anon, go on a rescue mission!

>>20548494
Nobody fucking care faggot. Stop posting here bitch boy. I hope your fat wife and your retarded ass die off food poisoning faggot

>>20548186
i want to crush your head with a paving stone

>>20548494
I HAVE NEVER HATED ANYONE MORE IN MY LIFE THAN YOU!

>>20548511
What’s everyone’s Chinese animal?

>>20548517
Everyone wants you to die bro read the room

The cookout was great! It was nice meeting you guys!

>>20548511
I bet that was part of the reason they didn't show. OP's wife is so fat and they both realized too late she wasn't confident enough to be judged by strangers. For once in her life she couldn't handle the roast.
Just embrace it like gay cowboy and that one brown thing. It's just good fun for everyone.

>>20548524
You too, next time I’ll stay longer. Did you catch any fish with those night crawlers?

wish i could have came friends
but i dont live anywhere near there
unlucky

>>20548517
pic related

>>20548524
it's over? Where are the food pictures?

>>20548525
>For once in her life she couldn't handle the roast.
LOL

>>20548529
Based

>>20548530
It's over. By the way I noticed on my way out these two vans that weren't there before

>>20548526
BITCH IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME AND YOU SHOW UP IM BEATIN YOUR ASS, AND IM BRINGIN MY NIGGER FRIEND TO FUCK YOUR WIFE. I FUCKING DARE YOU TO SHOW UP!

>>20548236
my disappointment in you is outstanding. you go through all this to set up the meetup, make flyers, multiple threads and you don't just block off the whole day to stay at the park???? your plan was just to fucking stay for less than an hour at best??? you and your troon wife deserve a punch in the face

>>20548524
post all the food pictures

>>20548538
That’s contractors who work in Southlake. I wouldn’t pay it too much mind.

Feds never use old vehicles. Part of that whole “spend it or else our budget gets cut mentality.”

>>20548538
Those are definitely fed vans bro

>>20548538
yo youre on a watchlist now bro

That's it? No one cumming on anything? Not even a cum on the fresh caught fish?

>>20548545
SHIT THE FUCK UP!! POST YOUR ADDRESS BITCH ILL SHOW UP TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU CAN CATCH THESE HANDS NIGGA, FUCK YOU

>>20548538
Taxpayer money well spent keeping tabs on dangerous cookout

anyone bring food they made?

I fucked boys

>>20548236
How can one man be so based at making all these redditors seethe?

Post the food pics. We don't care about how dissatisfying it may look, we just want to witness.

>>20548568
I’m think everyone brought prepacked food, like the faggot op suggested. What a waste. Fuck that faggot tripfag and his fat troon wife!

>>20548574
i am*

>>20548578
Seething tranny

>>20548575
Look you fat troon, stop trying to defend your retarded husband

A few of us headed over to the Chinese BBQ place if anyone else interested

>>20548582
>>20548584

>>20548585
find and photograph him and his wife

>>20548585
KEEP THAT RETARD AND HIS FAT TROON WIFE THERE! IM ON MY WAY, THEY BOTH CAN CATCH THESE HANDS!!

absolute state of /ck/ meetups

Why are reddit trannys so mad rn?

>>20548494
Suicide. Now.

>>20548585
It’s cash only

>>20548593
this is why autistics should not ever be in charge of organizing social events. dude has zero awareness of how to be a host

>>20548596
YOU CAN CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOW DA?

so what are you homosexuals cooking??

>>20548302
>YEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAA!!!
Those cowboys gonna fuck. And it's clear who's bottom

>>20548517
Death

>>20548596
Between my wife and my mom I swear they ordered everything. We will be eating these leftovers for a while

>>20548596
For a second there I thought this was a bat.

WHERE THE FUCKING FOOD?

just passed by the spot at Katie's Park on the way home and someone was in the process of getting arrested, on the ground in cuffs, please tell me it was one of you cu/ck/s

>>20548614
I’m gonna coof

>>20548585
Do it
Hunt this fat faggot down I WANT BLOOD AND CUM EVERYWHERE

weedfag here. i didn’t go cause of the snitch rat, did any off duty cops pull up?

>>20548544
Most of us didn't actually bring any food. We just stood around and stared at each other.

>>20548618
Egg anon has been captured?

>>20548627
Good thing bro, the feds were there waiting for you

>>20548631
yep they got him

>>20548631
FUCKKK!! I really wanted to try those eggs! Someone needs to break in his car and get them before they go bad>>20548636

>>20548631
Would be hilarious if true and worth the effort of this entire event

Meetup was great. Can't wait for the next one!!

>>20548629
*stared at our phones

>>20548643
Based and redpilled

>>20548627
EggAnon may have gotten arrested so you dodged a bullet by staying home

the cops are gonna make him eat all the eggs

>>20548642
where is the grapevine PD mugshot website?

>>20548596
>>20548585
Here. Got no cash so gonna have to borrow some

>yes mam they were identified as marijuana eggs
>said they were for some fortune meetup
>we also found japanese cartoons on his phone, in excess

I now want to see a movie were Gay Cowboy and friends embark on a rescue mission to save Egg Anon and retrieve the now rotten THC eggs from evidence lockup, meanwhile the B plot revolves around the organizer and his fat wife as they try to avoid being killed at the strip mall Chinese place.

>>20548684
Fortune for 4chan

is this in california?

>>20548684
I WILL GIVE YOU 350, IF YOU PUNCH THAT RETARD AND HIS TROON WIFE RIGHT IN THE FACE

It was nice, met some interesting folks. Shame about the rainy start though.

>>20548631
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>20548693
I’m following this >>20548695 nigga right now!
Him and his troon wife bout to catch a fade fr!

>>20548302
Looks comfy

>>20548699
Where are you? I expect cash up front.

>>20548695
You will have a horrific car accident on the drive home and your wife will die

>>20548711
NEVERMIND BRO LOOK LIKE DIS NIGGA >>20548708
IS FINNA FUCK EM UP!

>>20548699

>>20548716
>>20548610

>>20548715
Take your 2014 niggerlarp back to r*ddit, big boy.

>>20548714
Would be a wonderful end to the day

I’m the Cowboy guy who wore the denim. For my first meet up it went great even with the weather. Holy shit I’ve never felt like this before in my life, I actually felt like I belonged with this group of people. Everyone there was very grounded and were great people that I didn’t feel like I had to censor or not be myself around. I’m very sorry you couldn’t make it anxiety-anon, I try and avoid places with people myself and deal with social anxiety, but you genuinely would’ve liked it and we would’ve liked you. At the meet up we joked that EggAnon drowned. Everyone there looked pretty healthy as well, the vets there had some back issues but other than that no land whales. For those who were wondering if I was gay, no I am not gay. I didn’t know someone was mirin’ my glutes though. None of us had sex however
>Captcha: W00H

>>20548730
Christ..

>>20548722
MAKE ME NIGGA

>>20548734
Problem?

>>20548231
It was good bread, m8. Well done, and thanks for bringing it!

>>20548736
We don't use that N-word here, chud.

>>20548740
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R

>>20548730

Was it awkward for the brown manlet?
Did he make self deprecating jokes as an ice breaker like
>hehe yea guys im brown, so yep
I feel like it would be awkward for him, i would have kicked hit twink beaner ass and told him to go back to mexico.
Unironically.

Were there two separate meet ups? I thought the one on Sunfish Drive was the official location

>>20548730
>Everyone there looked pretty healthy as well
There are 2 literal fat guys in the OP.

>>20548751
OP decided to take his wife out to fine dining, the arrogant cunt!

>>20548753
Im not fat im big boned!

>>20548302
Brown twink has serious abs

>>20548749
based brown beater

>>20548740
Nigger

>>20548730
Im gay btw not sure if that matters

>>20548749
He was actually pretty chill. Didn’t get offended at all.

>>20548756
Okay, fatty.

>>20548764
Was op of the meet up really a faggot and how fat was his troon wife?

>>20548762
Not fooling anyone

>>20548757
Brown twink is def a power bottom.

>>20548767
He wasn’t a faggot and I never saw his wife. Pretty sure she stayed in the car. I wish he stuck around a bit more

>>20548767
Not sure. No one showed up.

>>20548749
He seemed quite pleasant to me. Everyone was conversational and made the afternoon a relaxing time to chat.
T. Adipose Jones

>>20548327
We never compared sizes. I just know I had the biggest ass there

>>20548693
Fund it

>>20548132
Where was this btw?

Did anyone make or grill anything?

>>20548783
Sunfish Drive by Grapevine Lake. Very comfy spot.

>>20548783
Australia, you can’t tell by the hats?

>>20548784
There was no grill there, but the brown twink brought homemade bread

>>20548789
Did he use his own nut butter on it?

Where's the tight Hawaiian shirts?

>>20548730
How tall are you?

>>20548791
No. We noted that as expected all the weird anons didn’t end up showing up. One said that the people that say they’ll put shit or cum in the food they bring aren’t the type to actually attend meet ups

>>20548693
This movie would pull Hollywood out of its death throes

>>20548809
6 feet

>>20548745
>>20548761
That's better

>>20548815
Just fuck me now daddy

>>20548828
Why do you want me to do sexual things to you with my penis? Are you not at least 6 foot as well?

>>20548848
no daddy :3

>>20548848
I’m 5’5” petite femboy.
I just want you to manhandle me I’ll be a good girl for you daddy

>>20548730
I will say, you did very well for someone who has trouble with meeting anyone in public. Didn’t even give me the least bit of a clue that you had any social issues. I’m sorry that I couldn’t stay later. If we meet again I’m going to try to win at cribbage. You know how to contact me, so let me know if you’re ever in the mood for some cards. I’ll make something happen now that I know you’re willing to show up. :)

>>20548863
Why are you most attracted to me out of all the other guys there? My body is femboy like as well

>>20548730
>For those who were wondering if I was gay, no I am not gay.
Anyone who goes to a meetup is a homosexual! Anyone who doesn't go to a meetup is a socially anxious homosexual!

>>20548867
Can we take turns on your fat wife

>>20548867
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!

>>20548867
Thank you. I didn’t really feel as fearful knowing everyone else there browsed the same site which made it easier to be relaxed

this cookout thing seemed pretty disappointing.

>>20548885
Why can’t you just shut up and take your big cock out and fuck me?

>>20548888
Quads mean the answer is yes

>>20548749
I'm the only brown in the meetup. No I didn't make any cuck jokes and I'm self-aware of where I was going, I'm not a pussy. It wasn't awakward it was a meetup for /ck/ not a /pol/ race war larp.
It wouldn't have gone well for you though, I did 3 years boxing in 2018.
Proof: the bread I made
>>20548578
Only handmade thing there was my bread but we still had a lot of fun

>>20548888
We don’t need his permission we will take her if we choose fuck that bitch ass faggot

>>20548895
Because that’s gay. Also there’s no proof you’re a petite femboy

>>20548892
Awesome. I got back to watch my wacky baseball: https://www.youtube.com/live/53GVqcWn8NE?si=oadvj4xz4KTtYTfL

>>20548894
Next time we will just reserve a private room at Babe’s Chicken and enjoy a meal family style.

>>20548900
What’s your ab routine? Do you work out?

>>20548900
Looks like your skin, shit.

>>20548905
CONFIRMED FAGGOT. next time bitch you will be in hospital if you show up, on god nigga

>>20548905
stop posting you traitor

>>20548907
I do bench and pull ups at home, that's it really. I work in construction so it all works out by itself as long as I don't eat like shit

>>20548900
Looks good anon!

>>20548900
Damn I wish I would not have kept this meet up a secret from my wife until today. Could have enjoyed a piece of that home made bread. My wife baked Chef John’s Japanese Milk Bread and it was amazing fresh. I’m sure that you did an awesome job on that. Sorry I had to leave so early. It’ll be better next time. I honestly thought that I was going to be out there by ourselves. But it was good to meet all of you (that were there before I had to leave)

>>20548905
I have never wanted to punch someone more in my life

>>20548302
That's a small amount of cum for the average sized person I'd say

>>20548918
Thanks!
>>20548919
It's all good, I was ready to turn around when it started hailing the first time so it even happening was already above my expectations

>>20548916
Are you going to stay in construction and move up?

Did anyone bring brownies

>>20548919
Fuck you bitch no cares about you or your fat troon “wife”

>>20548933
No. We were all quite glad

>>20548930
I'm hoping to, yeah. It's family business technically (aunt's husbands' family) so I already have my boot in the door for future promotions

>>20548938
Live a little

>>20548132
I was at the meet up but i was too nervous to go over so i hid in the bushes and took photos of all of you with a telephoto lens. I also followed you to the motel after the buffet and recorded sound from the room with a parabolic microphone. I am uploading all the files as i type this.

>>20548952
Hope you got my good side, nigger!

Is there anyone here from ohio? I have a freshly butchered half cow sourced locally. Would be willing to bring bring for a cookout

so can we do this in houston next?

>>20548494
Oh hey that's the one by Nguyen Loi, I like that place

>>20548132
Good job, OP
You have proven you can organize a meetup on 4chan
Now do one for /r9k/ but leave the wife at home for that one

I demand the next meet up be in ND (New Delhi).

>>20548500
>beef tendon
why are gooks so gross

>>20548991
India? NO SAR!!

>>20548996
Is pretty good desu

>>20548919
What did you tell your wife about guys on 4chan?
And is she reading this thread?
And does she think 4chan is a board for literal faggots?

>>20548952
Post

>>20548693
KINO!!

>>20549015
>And does she think 4chan is a board for literal faggots?
I fucking knew it. There’s way too much casual gay talk around here.

>>20548699
I'll contribute to the go fund me. But I require pics.

If there was a meetup somewhere in the northeast I'd go and bring cookies and such.

>>20549034
Pittsburgh meet up?

>>20548978
If you make the thread, I’ll find an excuse to go down there.

>>20548982
Yeah, as soon as we pulled up I was like oh! We’ve been here before. there’s a Griff’s close by.

>>20549015
She thinks that your “humor” is a bit beyond her, but I tell her that this place reflects the inner thoughts of most of not all men who haven’t been whipped into societal conformity. She loves the pepe art and laughs at some of the memes that I show her. She understood during Covid tha this place was one of the best source of independent thought. Neither of us got vaxxed. So this place as awful as it is, is invaluable for keeping the early 90’s internet alive.

>>20548996
>why are people responsible for the last pandemic so gross
great question

hats off to the anons that actually showed up (except the faggot organizer and his wife.) Now we all know not to worry about the food and the next one can have more cooking.

>>20548900
okay you can tell us for real now... Was there cum in it?

>>20549039
Thats a bit farther west than I imagined but if there was enough interest I could make it work.

>>20548919
then tell your wife that you made plans for the day and if she wants to join she can. I don't understand why this is so hard. it's called being cucked and it's called being you

>>20549041
BITCH I TOLD YOU IF YOU SHOW UP YOU AND YOUR FAT TROON WIFE ARE CATCHIN FADES! PLEASE MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!!

>>20549050
What state are you in?

>this faggot is still tripcoding and posting about his wife

>>20549057
NJ

>>20549041
I don't browse this site enough to have noticed there was a meetup happening right in my city, maybe next I'll join you autists.

>>20549059
He’s a literal retard

Hmm, looks a bit disappointing.

>>20549061
We will do something more interesting or go fishing again.

>>20549041
>She loves the pepe art and laughs at some of the memes I show her

>>20549070
YES! LET IT BE CLOSE TO WATER, GOOD IDEA. WOULD BE HORRIBLE IF THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU DROWNED IN A BOATING ACCIDENT

>>20549061
By all means come next time. You’ll enjoy it

Make it in Houston next time or a year from today and I'll be there

thc egg anon hasn't posted in a while... maybe that WAS him getting arrested

So are you guys ever going to hang out again or was the meet-up it?

>>20548900
pol meetups are more brown then any other board desu

I wouldn't mind hosting an AZ one at one point at Paloma Park or Lake Pleasant. I live as close to the lake as possible so I can at least scout out the spot that morning. If the lake is fucked, the park is beautiful and has its own lake. Never caught anything there but I'd be willing to try. We'd have to wait until fall though. It's too hot outside. But I'd love to grill for y'all

>>20549095
I don’t think any of us exchanged contact info, but I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing them again

>>20549087
Nah

>>20549095
I can’t see why we wouldn’t try again. The biggest part of life is simply showing up sometimes.

>>20549087
Post a Houston thread for next month. If we’re free we will go.

>>20549091
If that wasn’t a larp, I feel really bad for him.

>>20549108
Nice burger anon
>>20549110
Do you think there will be sex next time?

>>20549118
I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR TROON WIFE! YA’LL CATCHIN THESE HANDS IN HOUSTON BITCH

Fuck it I'll be there in 30 minutes

kill yourselves faggots

>>20549121
Well the faggot in the cowboy hat asked if I wanted a BJ but I wasn't feeling it. Maybe next time.

BAY AREA MEETUP WHEN?

>>20549128
I think you forgot to direct your post to this guy >>20549118

>>20549129
Damn bro bet you missed out! He probs sucks so good

Is there anything hotter than a 6" cowboy wearing jorts?

>>20549133
Tuesday ;-)

dc meetup when

>>20549144
Is this sarcastic or do you actually think I’m attractive in jhorts?

>>20549122
Been laughing my ass off this whole thread because of you. Drag that nigga

Fuck I just realized I lost the button off my jhorts and can’t keep them secure around my waist now. Guess I gotta trash ‘em.

alaska meetup?

>>20549154
Its the confidence to wear jorts that makes you attractive.

>>20549161
Too bad.

>>20549155
BRO I AINT EVEN PLAYIN, IMA FUCK HIM AND HIS “WIFE” UP IDGAF!! ILL CATCH A CASE FOR IT CUZ IM RETARDED LIKE THAT FUCK THAT NIGGA

>>20549164
Wait. Are most people not confident enough to wear them? Is there something about them that makes them bad to wear? They’ve worked fine for me, albeit not as practical as cargo shorts

>>20549171
I'm low key hoping that you're social anxiety anon but back in front of his computer after a few drinks. You deserve vengeance.

>>20549173
They're fine with women but on men they look like a faggot if they can't pull it off well.

>>20549184
Ohhh. I didn’t know it was a gay thing. Well, they make men’s versions of jorts so there’s no harm wearing them. I like wearing denim and don’t really feel insecure about the way I dress so I guess there’s that.

>>20549171
AT THE END OF THE LAST THREAD SOMEONE GOT HIS CARD. THIS NIGGA DIDN'T EVEN BUY AN AD. POST IT NOW.

>>20549192
Yes and confidence is sexy. Always be confident and hope I can suck you through your jorts for the next meet up!

>>20549183
ACTUALLY I REALLY AM, I WAS LARPIN ABOUT THAT. BUT I AINT FUCKN LARPING ABOUT THAT FAGGOT ORGANIZER AND HIS TROON WIFE! ON GOD IF HE SHOWS UP HE CATCHIN THESE HANDS AND SO IS HIS TROON WIFE. I HATE THAT MUTHERFUCKER!

Making the long trip home and I'm thinking of you frens. I had a good time.
1: grill anon (brought meat to grill)
2: fishing anon
3: big guy for you twink
4: buy two get one free anon (couldn't think of a good nickname but he got rearended while driving drunk)
Taking the picture: multiple shades binoculars anon (not a fed?)
If we ever meet again I got your backs bros. You alright whyte bois
>>20549048
No

>>20549197
YES! PLEASE POST THAT NIGGAS BUISNESS CARD!! MAKE MY DAY!

>>20549213
Forgot pic

>>20549215
Don't forget to include EggAnon getting arrested somewhere across the lake in the background

>>20549202
You just had to add that last bit.. I don’t think there was a visible bulge in my shorts so not sure why you’re wanting to suck me off so much. I do admit I am worried about my dick printing since I’ve had that pair for like 6 years and they’ve become tighter on the waist. I’d hate to walk around with what looks like half mast.

>>20549222
kek

>>20548144
The only people there are all feds larping as 4channers. Tonight the analysts will all have a good laugh when they figure out the audio they're analyzing is just an agent from a different agency.

>>20549213
Kek #3 here. I appreciate the name. It was a great time out there and I hope next time we can actually grill some meat

>>20549215
WHICH ONE IS THE ORGANIZER OF THE MEET UP? PLEASE BE IN THIS PICTURE! NIGGA I CANT FUCKIN WAIT TIL THE NEXT MEET UP!!

>>20549213
Wait. Did #4 actually get rear ended? I didn’t realize he was drunk. I thought he only had one beer.

>>20549229
Post business card.

>>20549231
He isn’t in this one. It was taken sometime after he left

>>20549231
Not in this picture. Blue cap button shirt in OPs pic
>>20549235
It didn't happen today, he told us his story, he said he didn't feel it because he was relaxed looking to the side when he got hit

>>20549215
What ethnicity is 4 supposed to be?

>>20549235
He wasn't drinking in the story he was telling. He was likening not paying attention to someone approaching and hitting him from behind to the lack of tensing up that one might experience if they were drunk. No one was intoxicated at the event.

>>20549242
Oh ok. I might’ve not heard that if it was towards the time I left

So basically all that happened is one dude planted some cummy food then ran off to a Chinese restaurant while a band of gay cowboys gobbled it down?

>>20549223
I had to make my intentions clear and don't worry about dick printing unless you're in an area with lots of children.

>>20549250
I didn’t bring any food.

I gave my wife’s love bait to fishing anon.

I should have asked if everyone wanted my Pepsi cans that I had in the cooler, but it slipped my mind.

>>20549243
American

Hahaha, what a collection of personalities...
Absolutely disgusting.

>>20549236
He gave me a card at the start and it just gives a link to r/CardGameMeetups

>>20549250
You just gave away the end of the movie, anon.

>>20549250
Anon I didn’t gobble down any Chinese food

>>20549257
NIGGA YOU GONNNA BE EATING FOOD THROUGH A STRAW FOR THE NEXT YEAR WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOUR FAT TROON WIFE! IM PEELIN YOUR FUCKIN CAP BACK NIGGA!

>>20549257
*live bait. Fucking autocorrect

We bought some night crawlers, she didn’t catch anything, and was getting irritated about the storms. Wanted to go shower before trying out #1 Chinese BBQ. You yellow fever anons should be careful going there. They have a QT3.14 waitress that is skinny, wears a tank top that shows cleavage, and shows mid drift like it’s the early 2000’s again. I would have taken a pic, but you locals can go in there if you don’t believe me.

>>20549242
THANK YOU! IM FUCKIN THAT NIGGA UP ON SITE!

>>20549271
I haven't looked forward to a splatter on the pavement this much since the tower of postcards fell.

>>20549271
kek, the ck dorks disrupted David Lukas' fishing podcast and now he's out for blood. Gay, 4chan blood.

>>20549275
Fuck I should’ve gone. Wish you took a pic

>>20549275
NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOUR SAYIN! I DINNIT EVEN READ IT NIGGA! I CANT FUCKN WAIT TO SEE YOU AND YOUR FAT HAIRY TROON WIFE HE PROBS GOT A HAIRIER BEARD THAN YOU NIGGA. IM FUCKIN BOTH YA’LL NIGGAS UP!

>>20549275
Next year make the meetup ther instead since everyone's so scared of home cooking

>>20549290
Just go, I’m sure that she will be there.

The hot and sour soup was different. I think that I like Dragon House’s version (Southlake) better.

Beef flat noodle was comparable to Dragon House. I think thirds is cheaper.

The Duck was chopped with a cleaver with bones in and i didn’t like it as much. The roast pork was good.

Didn’t care for the wonton soup.

The shrimp and snow pea was good.

All of this was about $75 cash.

>>20549304
Kys

>>20549304
YOU GON NEED MORE THAN 75 TO PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS NIGGA! YOU GON BE LIVING IN A FUCKIN HOSPITAL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU NIGGA! ON MY MAMA!! HOPE YOU LIKE FRUIT JUICE NIGGA CUZ THATS YOU GON BE EATING THROUGH A STRAW NIGGA!

>>20549299
Place is small. But if anons are willing to set up at a table we could do it.

https://yelp.to/m0aKZxgnL5

>>20549326
SAY ANOTHER MUTHA FUCKIN WORD NIGGA!! I SWEAR IM FUCK YOU UP!

>tfw you realize this was all some tripfag's attempt to drum up clicks for his next review thread
I can't believe I actually made OC for this event.
>t. Park's Closed guy, over 9000 hours in MS Paint
>"Nevar Again" indeed

Not gonna hang around this thread because I feel absolutely disgusted, I just want to make it clear that the guy in jorts offered to suck me off in my truck as we were all leaving.
I knew I should have gone to a 4chan meet up, bunch of homosexual predators

>>20549345
>I knew I should have gone
Doesn’t sound like you’re that bothered then

>>20548334
If I went in my cargo pants I would’ve been close to pulling that off

>>20549349
Well I mean I let him suck me off but that's not the point

>>20549344
DONT WORRY IM FUCKIN THAT NIGGA AND HIS TROON WIFE UP NEXT MEET UP! BOTH THEM NIGGAS CATCHIN FADES!!

>>20549345
>I knew I should have gone to a 4chan meet up, bunch of homosexual predators

>>20549326
NIGGA YOU BETTER HAVE 12 ON SPEED DIAL WHEN I SHOW UP ON GOD YOU CATCHIN THIS FADE NIGGA

>>20549355
Another anon in this thread is gonna be very jealous you got action with him

>>20549355
At least SOMEBODY got to eat cum today

>>20549344
It was good while it lasted

Sorry I took a nap. I'm on my way

>>20549388
Damn that was today? Did anyone go?

>>20549409

>>20549409
These fine gentlemen made it out >>20548132 >>20548302. At least one anon may have gotten arrested. Original organizer ditched his own event to go pig out on Chinese food with his wife.

FUCK THIS NIGGA!

>>20549441
That’s a white guy anon…

>>20549409
Several went, one did not return unfortunately, pour one out for the weed egg guy tonight

>>20549450
>weed
How can you have government jobs with this degeneeate shit?

>>20549441
I can’t stop laughing at how much seething this guy generated

>>20549388
I never looked at all the people in this pic
Where is Reviewbrah?

>>20549442
WHEN IM DONE WITH HIM THAT NIGGA GON BE A VEGETABLE!

>>20549465
What happened?

Can’t wait for the next one. I not only enjoyed the meet up but reading the threads as well. My prayers paid off

>>20548132
Why are the faces blurred?

>>20549475
Spends weeks organizing the meetup then leaves immediately because his fat troon wife wanted to eat chinese food or something

>>20549476
I hope you pray to Moloch and everyone involved dies in a violent manner

>>20549478
They're anonymous.

>>20549478
>>20549441
THIS NIGGA LUCKY HIS FACE BLURRED! IT DONT REALLY MATTER THO HIS FACE GON BE REARRANGED AT THE MEXT MEET UP ANYWAY. NIGGA GON A WHOLE LOT OF FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION WHEN IM DONE

>>20549441
What did he do to piss everybody off? Is that a gang symbol he's making with his hand?

>>20549483
Holy based! I can see why that would trigger cucklord redditors

>>20549488
HE GON WISH HE HAD A GANG OF MUTHAFUCKERS WHEN I SEE HIM! HIM AND HIS TROON WIFE CATCHIN THESE HANDS!

>>20549488
He was the only one to show up with a woman and wouldn't share

>>20549495
Trannies are womem retard

Let's do this!!!!

>>20548302
You guys seem cool. Wish I could have made it out there, but I'm all the way up here in Canada. Hope it was fun!

>>20549505
Obsessed

>>20549515
India anons are trying to organize a meetup soon

>>20549430
kek

I was the gay one, I had a good time guys :) see you next year (and in my dreams :)).

>>20549326
>>20549335
>>20549489
Fat wife damage control

How late are you guys going to be out there

>>20549549
they left hours ago

>>20549549
For a while! Pull up!

Bump so others can join

>>20549593
Bro...

>>20549489
You make it too obvious you fat troon

>>20549549
>>20549593
We're still here guys, having a blast!!
Come by and bring some more beers if you want!

>>20549614
Is there still food? What did everyone cook?

Pour me something tall and strong

>>20549625
NIGGA FUCK YOU! YOU BETTER DRINK THAT WHOLE BOTTLE SO YOUR NUMB WHEN I SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!

>>20548338
This really did turn into a BBQ pit boys situation.

>>20549427
thumbnail made me think it was a bunch of cowboys at a lynching

>>20549539
>>20549610
This. As the date approached, "order4me" stopped using his trip when making new threads because he knew people had already filtered him. But it's all ogre now.

>>20549645
I want to try this with cigarette ash

>>20549650
The only thing hung was everyone’s inhibitions. I’ll stay at the next one. I honestly was thinking that I would be the only person who showed up. I was wrong. I should’ve told my wife and we would have stayed. I’m going to play some cribbage next time.