/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can't wait to CUM to your cookout ;)

no photos please I put on a lot of weight since covid

>>20543000
hopefully that schizo anon doesnt come back to the thread, anyways im gonna cum in the eggs

>>20543000
ill be the gay cowboy

Can I cum on the beverages?

I swear I'm gonna call the cops for drunk driving and dangerous weapons handling. I will ruin your party.

>>20543000
at this point let's just cut out the middle man and have a giant bukkake orgy

>>20543000
Remember to open carry, I'm gonna be on the phone all day making reports of a violent white supremacist rally in the park. Would be the highlight of my year of I get to watch Dallas SWAT turn you autists into swiss cheese.

>>20543000
i shall handle the potatoe salad YES...MY HOME MADE POTATOE SALAD....best youll EVER HAVE....SPECIAL ingredients...

>>20543110
This, I've already messaged several Dallas influencers/clout chasers that a Nazi party is popping off this weekend so theyre gonna crash the event on Livestream kek

>>20543121
Joke's on you we will out-autism them and they'll leave

>>20543000
i wish we could just have a comfy meetup bros...
>>20543121
>>20543110
>>20543079

i would go but it's just gonna be full of /k/ incels

Anything that isn't prepackaged in glorified Siran wrap should be safe to consume. It's not like someone's really going to put real effort into spiking the food.

>>20543158
Yeah, I'm gonna bring a tray of hot wings, if y'all are too schizo to eat them I'll just order a pizza and eat them myself.

>>20543180
Maybe we should make it a potluck and everyone bring something different. The lake levels are going to be so high with all of this rain anons.

>>20543000
I’ll give out blowjobs in my van. Need a lot of cum for the dish I’m making

I just know something hilarious will happen.
Someone dying is also a possibility

I want to go but now anons are making me worried

>>20543395
that's why you open carry dummy

I will be bringing food.
The food will contain my fecal matter.
I'm telling you this so you make an informed decision of your own free will to eat the food so I don't get bad karma for making you eat my shit.
Have a nice day :)

>>20543395
Nothing will happen. Most of the shitposters won't be there it'll just be autistic and dumb but that's a reasonable expectation.

>>20543404
I cant shoot poison :[

>>20543422
you stupid heeb, thats not how it works

>>20543079
kek this is my plan as well. considering the fact that only minorities are stupid enough to show up to these things I'm hoping for some good ol' fashioned police brutality.

>>20543430
I’m going to be openly masterbating in front of everyone, that’s one thing that’s going to happen.

>>20543444
That's one way to get on the sex offender list jacking off in a park that'll have a bunch of kids. Go for it, follow your dreams.

>>20543121
I'm now imaging the 1 breadtuber that actually shows up and his confusion at seeing 7-8 brown teenagers standing around there

>>20543449
>assuming he's not already on the sex offender list
There's only 2 types who come to a 4chan meetup, HIVAIDS+ groomers and their naive, autistic prey.

How many more hours to burger sunrise for you anons attending
Someone better set up a livestream

>>20543467
You could also just follow the event's progress with a police scanner.

>>20543463
You forgot the third adam lanza type

>>20543477
No, they're in the second category.

>>20543437
Not gonna stop me from doing it anyway.
It's very important to me

>>20543050
>>20543442

I already said im driving from houston and im bringing a bunch of good food, all will seem unopened, But they will be mixed with a weeks worth of cum 2x a day i saved in the fridge, my boogers and pheglm, spit, and sweat that i squeegee out of my shirt after a week of workouts
Again you will have no idea
I seem like a normal /fit/izen
Please do have fun

Looks like it’s time to feed some unsuspecting anons my world famous deconstructed cum sandwiches.
I tend to leave the bread to the side and just deliver the cum filling direct to the consumers mouth.

>>20543495
>normal
>/fit/izen

>>20543471
You do realize even fucking /pol/ and /k/ has meetups without your fantasy of feds rounding up people right?

>>20543522
At most they might send out tarrant country sheriff to do a quick check and then they'll just fuck off when they realize it's just a bunch of idiots having a cookout.

For those who are bringing stealth-contaminated foods, what's the best glue for resealing condiments?

>>20543079
>I'm gonna call the cops for drunk driving and dangerous weapons handling
It's fucking Texas, that's like calling the cops to report sunshine.

>>20543730
The cops won't give a shit about minor disturbances. We had a homeless guy harassing us in Dallas for almost an hour at a restaurant and the staff said they can't call the cops unless there's a violent incident. They can't report anyone for trespass. So it wasn't until we had to punch him in the face for assaulting us trying to steal food and money they sent anyone out there.

>>20543110
>>20543121
>>20543451
>5 autists and one breadtuber (also autist) eat chips in a park till the cops show up
Sounds hilarious to watch, please anyone who attends post some pictures.

Already here doing a little pre game JO sesh. Come on by if you're looking to stroke your shit too

>>20543000
>cooking board
>bring pre-packaged everything
faggot

>>20543529
I hope somebody reaches for his gun and you're all turned into Swiss cheese. Imagine the bodycam footage!

i hope people actually go despite all the trolls bc meet up pics are always historical
t. euro

>>20543000
I want to go so badly but my fucking company has me holed up in Corpus Christi

>>20543915
I'll go because I'm not a pussy.

>>20543915
Seconding this, and simply hope you guys have fun.

how my Texas anons feel about that Mavs win last night? Western conference champs baby

>>20543888
my jo crystal finna be luminous as hell bro

>>20543905
its a cook out, if youre cooking anything more than meat on the grill youre a chump

>>20543978
>just buy potato salad so we know you didn't cum in it
you could make enough for 20 easy, but you fags are all worried about ingesting semen

I suspect 6 people max

>>20543935
You won’t do shit faggot

I hope all of you attending anons have a great day and that nobody pisses on the grill in the first hour

I live in the UK so how the fuck am I supposed to hang with my bros?

>>20543998
Ever heard of a plane ticket retard?

>>20544008
As much as I’d love to pay £1500 to come and eat cum and get shot, I don’t earn very much money so I can’t afford it. Bet you feel foolish now, huh?

I'm having problems uploading the pic here but I'm bringing this plus a roll of napkins and handmade bread tomorrow so I got the cutlery brehs
https://files.catbox.moe/gtg9gs.jpg

Just for headcounts, I also still plan to attend. I'll have a couple ugly stiks, a couple chairs, and tackle to share. I'll also bring cribbage and cards, and a decent Bluetooth boombox for anons who want to blast their shit music on it. I'll bring some lump charcoal, a starter and some fluid (not bodily) as well. Looking forward to hanging out! Unless it's all negroes and beans :)

>>20544092
>he never saw the /pol/ meetup
lol

>>20544092
>Looking forward to hanging out! Unless it's all negroes and beans :)
>in texas
>in dallas

>>20544094
was that the one that was full of spics and SEAmonkeys?

So when pic rel shows up and rapes everyone to death are we gunna do the funeral thread here or on /trash/? I'm not going back to /b/, that is all I know.

>>20544126
kek what

>>20544096
surely dallas has to be better off than new new orleans that houston has been edging towards more each year

have a nice cookout

EggAnon here, hard boiling batches of eggs this afternoon and then planning to prep the deviled eggs tonight (no cum infusion, only THC sadly). This is probably going to take longer than I thought due to stove space and the fact that I have well over 100 eggs to get through (I probably should have boiled a couple batches yesterday) but if they turn out good then I hope it'll be worth it

holy shit this is happening tomorrow.
ill be with you guys in spirit ck anons. ill grill some dogs. wish i could be there

>>20543914
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>20544150
He's gonna catch one of these if he fucks around. I'm concealed carrying tomorrow

>>20543000
damn, I kind of look like that fat fbi guy.

I’ll bring some soda pops

Bread anon here. I might have burnt it a little

>>20544766
too much cum in your bread makes it turn out looking like an extra fat double headed bbc chode, dial it back by a teaspoon or two next time

>>20544766
Nevermind it's just the top
>>20544773
It's cum-free soy-free non-GMO

>>20544775
Looks great bud, never had Australian bread before!

This is going to end up on the news

>>20544883
kek

>>20544126
holy fuck i remeber this thread i was the guy who took the piss out of him and he replies with this gem

Can someone go here: >>>/sp/141280672
and let them know that OP was banned?

>>20545275
...no

why haven't any of you /philly/ fags done this

we could meet at reading terminal

how long until the cookout commences? Please share some pics.

I will wait for the pictures to be uploaded of the cookout

How many bags of Zappo’s and tubs of cheeseballs should I bring? Also I’m gonna bring my fishing pole tomorrow :)

How many hours will this last?

>>20545297
It’s 18:33 in Texas wait about 19 and a half hours.

>>20545297
Until people start to leave presumably.

>>20545297
48 hours straight

Will rich money anon actually cater for it?

>>20545297
Knowing people in this area they'll probably show up late and take forever to fire up the grill. So at least 2-3 hours to even get shit ready, if there's a decent crowd longer than that.

>>20545297
it will be done via survivor style

>>20545345
Richfag here.

I fucking tried to get someone yesterday to agree to pick up the chick fil a and no one agreed. It was a $500 order.
Fuck all you faggots, can’t even try and do something nice for you ungrateful fucks.

>>20541054
>>20541141
>>20541145

>>20545474
I'd help if a could but I'm on a different continent. The atmosphere is paranoid so it's a struggle. Keep being based richfag I believe in you.

>>20545474
>Hey give me your contact info real quick. Trust me bro i'm rich. PROMISE!

>>20545482
And that’s why you ain’t getting chick fil a and are about to die from food poisoning faggot.

>>20545474
Shame. I'd come up if I still lived in Houston but alas I'm on the East coast now.
Hope it's a successful meetup.

>>20545495
Yeah why don't you have santa claus deliver it if you're so rich.

>>20545482
>>20545495
Also, my contact would’ve been on the receipt but I don’t give a fuck, cuz what are you bitches gon do?

>>20545498
How about I deliver my fist through your fucking face faggot?

>>20545287
Still got a solid 16 hours to go.

>>20545474
they will deliver the catering you retard and if not why can't you or your butler pick it up?

>>20543000
Is there going to be a live stream?

Any anons going fishing?

>>20545680
I'm bringing a couple chairs and an extra ugly stik. If you wanna bring bait, I'll certainly be sharing my tackle :)

It’ll be fun tomorrow

>>20545637
I’m on the East coast.
>poor fag nevers ordered catering
You still need an address and a contact person for delivery

>>20545826
The address is the park, the contact is the group of fat brown faggots in the park.

>>20545727
Is that any good?

>>20545919
I'm not fat

>>20543522
Yeah and /k/ meetups actually have good food. You guys don't actually believe the cum brownies thing, right?

>>20546091
The /k/um brownies is a verified event. But highly unlikely to happen and even if someone jizzes in the batter before cooking it the heat will kill whatever AIDS would be in there.

>>20546102
It wasn’t cum. It was condensed milk.
>t. Was there and I have swallowed gallons of cum

>>20546102
>subhuman faggot doesn't realize human beings don't want to eat cum, even if it's been pasteurized

>>20546128
That’s not entirely true. I enjoy eating my cum

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the /ck/ meet up tomorrow

Well all right boys, hopefully we'll get some good food and I'll be there to pass out MRE's for anyone who wants to bring some home.

>>20546149
I don’t want your expired MRE’s bitch

>>20546161
I really don't give a shit

Enjoy yourselfs anons.

>>20546170
Don't listen to him, MREs are based and I want a couple

>>20543437
Don't eat the latkes, bro.

>>20546244
This, I hope it goes well, and if you have a good time be sure to thank the anon that sorted the details out.

>>20543742
Isn't Texas supposed to be bologna proof and all yet haw about shit? They don't allow people to be trespassed?

You guys better post pics here. Pinning this thread for tons of based, kino, laughs, cringe, etc.

>>20546138
You're not a human being.

>>20546322
It's just dallas PD because it's a blue city and the police and attorneys are politically appointed. Austin and Houston PD are also complete trash.

hhope you boys are thirsty, loading up now for the drive down!! these are milk from my brothers' farm, on the house, keeps your bones strong your mind clear

>>20546581
I'm attending and I'm going to brazenly consume anything that seems remotely questionable as a flex about just how little I'm scared about my health and safety or about ingesting cum or anything else, unlike you faggots.

>>20546586
bsd

>>20546586
no cum here sir, just fresh fresh milk!!

You can literally eat your own cum and nothing bad will happen.

>>20546586
#us
(but I won't be attending, try to have fun without me)

>>20546625
Well it is a fetish that seems to get more popular. I personally think its absolutely disgusting but if you get of to eating your own cum more power to you i guess.

>>20546625
could get AIDS

>>20546640
>american education

>>20546641
american education brought you the internet, space flight, the car, amongst others
and yes cum can carry AIDS or HIV

>>20546640
>>20546674
You can't catch something unless you have open wound on your mouth!

>>20546698
AIDS can penetrate any wet tissue barrier, just lore likely if there is a wound but not impossible. yes even from your own cum

>>20546732
I guess its time for anons to take some PrEP just in case of HIV cum cookies.

>>20546581
Damn bro you jerk off a lot. That’s crazy

>>20546674
Not if you already have it

>>20546625
the problem isnt eating your own cum retard

>>20546773
>acting like you never tasted another man’s cum

Thread is basically this.

>>20546149
Nice! I've never had MREs before

>>20546875
Get hold of the cobbler and dont let anyone take it from you

I'm OP's brother and I'm sorry to say he just died this morning so the event is cancelled I am sorry :(

False

>>20546974
give him a wet willy, that'll clear him up

anybody bringing #meat today??

OP's brother here again with an update i forcefed op some of the cum brownies and he had completely revitalised. The cookout is back on!

Here. It’ll happen right here on this 3D lake map.

>>20547292
I thought it was at Katie’s Woods park

>>20547304
That’s where Katie’s Woods park is located. Southeast side of Lake Grapevine in the flight path of runway 18R at DFW Airport

>>20543000
pretty sure that pic of photoshopped

>>20547309
the park is completly located on a wooden map? i just cant keep up with technology these days

>>20547315
Ok zoolander

>>20547309
It’s been a few years since I was last at Bass Pro. I remember short shucking a pump shotgun I was looking at and embarrassing myself. Do they still have Turkshit guns?

>>20547326
bass pro has guns? i tought this is a fishing gear chain

It’ll happen when the weather warms, that’s when they’ll make their move. Plans older than the founding of /ck/. They’re trying to force the food gods’ hand. Watch for these signs:

The coal and the match will ignite.
A grilling grate will be heated but will not cook.
Incels will speak and move about.
A star will gorge himself on brownies.
The bears will leave their man cave forever.
The ducks will be fed.
The rod and reel will strike.
A sportsball will be thrown.
2 retards will post pics that all the world will see
The cops will ignore phone calls
A plane will fly overhead.

>>20547331
They have boats, clothes, archery and hunting gear as well. They have a ton of guns.

>>20547357
who have tought. i only know them from the egyptian memes and the fishing sim dlc

>>20547362
Bass pro and cabelas have the same owner now so they're basically the same thing.

They shut it down anons! Cops everywhere! Oh god we’ve been compromised!

Comfy day

>>20547394
Melanated gentlemen boat party.

>>20547397
How's the turnout?

AAL1412 just flew over my head!

>>20547404
I had to go to a different park. Cops were all over Katie’s Woods. I think I saw some anons running around there.

The party boats music is too damn load I can hear it from a quarter mile away!

>>20547411
Seriously turn your music down! Christ I can decipher the lyrics from here!

>>20547417
The blacks ruin everything

>>20547418
AAL1107

Based Mac Daddy Long Legs joined us

AAL406

so... has anybody shown up yet?

>>20547432
This is Katie’s Woods park. Shit is underwater

>>20547432
Nobody is showing up.
The milkman (actually cum) and MRE fag are larping.

>>20547432
it's still very early in the morning
just wait

>>20547449
Typical. I had to pay $10 to get in, so I know poorfags won’t afford to get into the park that I’m at and now it’ll be empty :(

>>20547432
It starts at noon we still have over an hour. Is it no longer at Katie Woods

>>20547462
I thought Katie’s Woods was free parking

>>20547463
Katies Woods is shutdown. Go to sunfish dr bring ten dollar

AAL1361

>>20547463
THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? THERE WAS NO ANNOUNCEMENT OF A CHANGE OF VENUE!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!! WHERE DO WE GO, IM DRIVING FROM LOUISIANA FOR THIS SHIT WTF

>>20547464
It is, but it’s underwater and barricades and cops on atvs were everywhere

>>20547471
and now what?

New meetup is at Sunfish Drive. Gotta pay 10 bucks to get in though. It’s over

>>20547468
It’s a half mile away anon

ironic considering ops image, park's closed indeed

>>20547462
>$10 to go to a public park
At least everyone murdered will have deserved it.

>>20547484
At first I started freaking out and thought one of you assholes caused trouble, but then I realized that it was to keep Tyrone and migel from drowning.

Big dude CKS813

So is it cancelled now?

>>20547498
>>20547477
>>20547478

I’m am freaking the fuck out! My anxiety is through the roof. I knew I shouldn’t have tried to go to this thing, I don’t know where to go or who to check in with holy fuck what do I do? Is anyone there yet!?! Do you guys have name tags? How do I know it you guys?? Someone help pls

>>20547498
Only if you can’t pay 10$US

Weather isn’t the best but I think we will avoid heavy rains today. But if it rains my ass is gone.

Sad day to be a filthy euro, I would have loved to show up today...

>>20547502
There’s a gate guard at the park entrance you’ll be alright. They take plastic.

I’m wearing a bulletproof vest just in case one of you fucker try’s something. Can never be too prepared

>park is actually closed

Lmao

I'll get there around 1 and a half hours from now, let's see how many people turn up

I’ll be there in an hour. Does anyone still want cheeseballs and Zappo’s chips?

>>20547530
Based buc-ee’s enjoyer

>>20543957
MN anon here. This was the first time in my life I cared about niggerball and it's already over

>>20547530
>>20547532
Leaving NRH here shortly
Got some chairs and cards, and the boombox. Lookin' forward to seein' y'all :D

AAL9601 from Barcelona

I’m starting to hear the party boat again

>>20547569
Oh nice!

This is going to turn into a drunk gay orgy in the woods, isn’t it?

Do you guys have name tags or not? If not Can you post selfies so I know who you are? My heart is beating out of my chest, I still don’t know if I can do this. But it would help if I knew who to look for! I’m sweating so freakin much. I don’t know if I can do this guys

>anons plan this in advance
>dont bother checking the forecast or any park/police notifications before showing up
lmao'ing at your incompetence

>>20547589
Just do it for your eurobros who can't attend. I bet it's no big deal once you get over the fear of actually approaching.

>>20547589
relax its gonna be fine. pic rel is me btw, people say i have a uncanny similarity with a famous painter

>>20547590
Lake levels have been high, but heavy rains are north of the lake moving ne

>>20547587
hope so

>>20547589
You’ll recognize me from my blue outfit and Cowboy hat

>park's closed due to bad weather and AIDS
Godspeed anons

I’m bringing her with

Clear skies ahead

>>20547467
Ah, so just to confirm it’s now happening roughly in the red area of this pic?

>>20547634
>Gaylord Resort

>>20547634
Yes

>>20547478
>Gaylord Resort
>half mile
> 1 hour
Lol Americans.

>just heard about this
>am literally >10 minutes away
Hmm, tempting...
Could go pick up some cookies I guess.
Or did everyone bring "brownies" and forgot the basics like plates/napkins?

>>20547634
Yes

>>20547637
It was walking directions and not a straight line

>>20547639
C’mon over

>>20547637
It's about two and a half miles.

>>20547660
>Gaylord Trail

>>20547660
Maybe I had straight line distance.

>>20547668
Sounds like something a gaylord would do.

>>20547668
It’s over bros thunderstorms are cumming

It’s noon. All you fuckers are officially LATE!

>>20547672
Clear sky’s coming that’s a southwest direction

>>20547660
just swim across

Birds

>>20547637
It's pride month chud

From Denver

>>20547674
I'm a sleepyhead, sorrrrrrryyyy

monitoring - post food

>meetup is one guy taking pictures of the sky
lmao

>>20547674
>>20547634
Am right in this area, don't see anyone. I'm in the little parking spot up from the bathrooms

I’ll be there around 12:30

>>20547698
pride is a deadly sin faggoo

>>20547725
Walk down to the water fren

fucking hell I just got to Katie's wood and it was flooded as shit. Relocating

>>20547730
Found a Mexican
I'm in green

>>20547730
Cherry coke is better fyi

>>20547730
Have caught any fish to cook?

>>20547738
its not though. Coke beats pepsi, but wild cherry pepsi beats cherry coke by miles

>>20547674
In which the ck lunch cookout turns into a late night drunken orgy innawoods

>>20547744
No

>>20547735
Based. Come over to mariners point pay $10

>>20547755
I thought it was sunfish drive, I paid 10 bucks to get in there? I see the boats just across the water

>>20547762
There’s a bird fren

i would have come but its like 12 hours from des moines

>>20547765
That'll be my landmark then

where's the livestream

Weathers picking up and I haven't seen anyone quite yet :(

>these clouds
I'm gonna wait an hour and see if it clears up. Last time I was at the lake during storms I nearly got struck by lighting lol

Uh bros

>4 guys show up but are afraid of the rain
sad

>>20547785
Were you the Hispanic trio?

I’m waiting for the storm to pass

Well shit. Where's it now? Or is it cancelled because of the rain?

Anyone else waiting it out on Sunfish Drive? I paid 10 bucks right as the storm was arriving

>>20547794
Just wait, it’ll pass

>>20547785
Where are you parked? I'm at the closed park sign

the rain will pass, i believe in you guys

>>20547785
>>20547789
>>20547792
>>20547794
I TOLD YOU IDIOTS IT WAS GONNA THUNDERERSTORM!
>>20547672

>>20547792
No, guy in green with brown hat. I was wondering if they were part of this, but I don't think so. I got the white whip

Haha at all you dumb bastards.

>>20547794
Oh and you’re at the wrong place

We are at Mariner point

>>20547800
I'm not scared of water

>>20547805
Thanks. I'm in a green truck, gonna park and wait out the rain

>>20547802
Is that you in the caddy next to my blue nissan

>>20547806
Why aren’t you swimming then retard?

>>20547797
I moved up towards the top of the loop, where there's 2 parking lots.
>>20547796
This

Chilling in the rain is kinda comfy

>>20547811
Yee
>>20547812
With this rain, just being outside the car is close enough lol

You guys should all hop in the same car and suck each other off to pass time til the rain stops

>>20547819
Based

I think my wife is done with fishing kek

>>20547814
I'll wait it out where I'm at before heading to the park. Hail is pattering my truck

It's a isolated storm, should pass in an hour or so lol

My fellow anons… the storm is halfway over

Anyone one want a blowjob? I’m in the silver van. Just knock

Can anyone drop a pin

>infamous extremist group meetup fouled by cloudy skies

The rain is all her fault, sorry

>>20547830
Here you go

>>20547823
Same, shouldn't be too long and it's only 1
>>20547830
32.9607821, -97.0563639

>>20547830
I'm not there but I'm pretty sure everyone is here
32.962134,-97.055237

>>20547844
Why are you on the boat ramp?

>>20547838
Useless goddess

I will be right there. Just got to put on my Zodiac hood.

>>20543000
The party boat survived

Storm should pass in the next 20 minutes. Who doesn't like a dinner with a show?

>>20547853
Damnit

>>20547838
give her some booze

We will have a small moment of quiet before it hits temporarily again

Bird fren

Are you all parked next to each other? How many cars?

Can we get a meet up picture already. Wish I could meet my /ck/bros :(

Anyone cummed on anything yet?

>>20547878
you would not want to see my zodiac hood under a blacklight.

Chaddy longlegs

>>20547877

>>20547818
>gentle clatter of rain on the roof
>wipers going swoot swoot
>car snacks

>>20543000
I have a dietary restriction, will there be a no semen option?

We’re here never forget

Post pictures of all food bros

>>20547818
>ball of cheese
>zapps

comfy

Where everyone

Come on, boys! It's Texas! Get outside and enjoy the summer rain!

>>20547898
I could heem all of you

EggAnon here, just showed up at Katie's Park and probably should have checked the thread before departing an hour ago. Just to confirm, Katie's is still shut down and crawling with cops

>>20547898
>all whites

problematic

>>20547898
lmao, based

>>20547818
I like your hat wanna rub one out with me in the rain cowboy?

>>20547898
Where are the minorities. Do you have them cooking the food?

Are we allowed to fart at this event?

>>20547898
you guys seem alright

>>20547898

>>20547898
nice you really did it, enjoy the cookout

>>20547898
no ck frens to talk about traps with

>>20547898
I'm impressed.

>>20547909
Come to Sunfish Drive fren

>>20547898
nice to meet you, gay cowboy

>>20547898
based

>>20547898
Me on the left. Also we’re getting hail now

>>20547910
>>20547919
That fella on the end pass for white in Texas?
Weird place.

>>20547898
>3 incels and a twink spic
Yup just as expected.
Who came first?

>>20547920
It's actually encouraged

>>20547946
Yeah I said yesterday I'm brown and going to the meetup. Still a whiter group than the /pol/ meetup

>>20547948
He wasn’t the only twink there..

Couldnt find anyone :(

>>20547857
I lied, lol. Rain rain, go away, come again another day...

>>20547955
We're all parked together here >>20547843

>>20547953
Now that's just true

I have to go home. My anxiety was too much. No one had nametags and I asked for people to post selfies and they wouldn’t. I didn’t know what to do. :(

>>20547953
>Still a whiter group than the /pol/ meetup
kek and true

>>20547961
Sorry I forgot my nametag at home :(

>>20547961
Look for the group of dudes parked together, they'll be on the lookout for dudes who look lost.
These are anons not regular people, you're among friends.

>>20547961
tis okay anon

>>20547868
>tornado takes out /ck/ TX

>>20547961
just yell nigger at the top of your longs, it will help break the ice

>>20547961
We’re parked all together on Sunfish Drive fren. It’s ok

>>20547898
Honestly this looks cute. Guy on far left looks hot

>>20547898
I am cross referencing and correlating posts itt to create profiles on all of you

>>20547970
SPC outlook has hardly any warning for their area. enhanced risk for western KS and OK today

>>20547974
Shit ran into pea sized hail after we left and parked

Look at this dude!

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>>20547898
These are all the same person and that's not even all their posts

>>20547898
You all look good aside from the gay cowboy hats.

someone post the food

>>20547979
Based Subaru off-roader

>>20547979
Awe shit he’s trapped now.

Normies man. Kek

>>20547966

I see you guys parked together, what do i do….
Do i just walk up to the car and knock on the window?
I am pretty brown, will that be a problem?
I am also wearing a red facemask because it helps my anxiety.
Fuck. Maybe ill just go home

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>>20547985

invite the twink to the cookout

>>20547986
It’s Texas you’ll probably get shot and the shooter will be a hero

>>20547986
The storm will pass frens. Just wait it’ll be clear after that. I’m going to #1 Chinese BBQ in Haltom City because wife heard good things. Will post pics itt.

Honestly had no clue people would actually show up for this.

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DO YOU GUYS SEE ME!?!? IM WEARING A BLACK SHIRT WITH A RAINBOW ON IT AND A RED HAT

>>20547991
wait wasnt that whole thing not your idea? move your ass over there >>20547898 fag

>>20548000
Sorry I honestly had no idea that this would be successful. I’ll have to play cowboy at Cribbage sometime in the future

I know half of these posts are shitposts, but honestly it's like you guys haven't been to a picnic or random social event before. If the guys with guns can do meets all the time, you guys can go eat some soggy store-brand cookies and drink lukewarm sugar water.

I see a brown dude walking towards me and I’m freaking out clutching my sidearm. If he comes a foot closer I swear I am going to open fire

>>20548003
you son of a bitch go meet your guests you fuck

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>>20548003
never trust a tripfag

>>20548003
If you show up I’m going to put my fist through your fucking skull faggot

>>20548009
If he is wearing a red face mask and randy orton t shirt DO NOT FUCKING SHOOT that is me fren.
This is just like highschool all over again, im a reject even on an indonesian frog breeding forum

>>20548009
Better headshot me bitch. If you miss you’re done for. I’m wearing a bulletproof vest

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICS OF THE FOOD!

>>20548009
>>20548027
Come to Sunfish Drive

>>20548027
Orton shirt? Okay, you're cool, I won't shoot you

i have to go to work in 10 minutes, enjoy yourself and post pictures i want to see some gay co/ck/ action when i check back in my break.

>>20548038
Aren't they supposed to be grilling?

Plane

wait so the guy who organized this whole thing just didnt even show up? lmao

More Chaddylonglegs

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>>20548068
I've only seen cheese puffs and pepsi so far

>>20548072
He did then had to leave for a succulent Chinese meal with his wife. He’ll be posting later

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>>20548003
These are also him

Where is the thc egg man? I want to see those

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>>20548087
truly a feast fit for a king

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>>20548087
Meat doko?

>>20548100
We're all vegans here :^)

You should probably start a new thread for this. Also why did the cops shut down the original park? Did they get a tip about white nationalists having a bbq?

dont fill yourselves up on the snacks fagolas get to grillin'

>>20548109
because of aids

>>20548085
Nailed them again Miss Marple.

I'd go, but I'm tired and got shit to do tonight.
If you guys do it again, count me in though

>>20548085
Close, but no

>>20548109
Whoever bakes MUST use a group pic

>>20548117
Notice the linebreak? I'm replying to the ones at the top

>>20548123
Oh, sorry fren

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>>20548093
He drowned. Didn’t swim so good

>>20548112
bring your togs?

>>20547827
>those fat hands

>>20548280
He’s a big guy

>>20548003
I've got your card, thanks for organizing!

Sun came out, had some drinks and things to munch on. Good time with some good dudes, sorry to those who didn't make it.

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>>20548082
>chocolate milk
>reduced fat
>lactose free
i see you like to match your milk with your skin

>>20547961
Why don't you guys just carry one of those placards or A3 papers with /ck/ written on it like at the airport

>>20549881
>I see you like to match your milk with your skin
>>reduced fat
Caught you mirin brah