/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20523781
it looks bad, but booba, so I would get on my hands and knees and lick it up while wearing a babies bonnet if she asked me to

>>20523781
You make your maid Guadalupe lap it up.

>>20523781
my mom makes this for the gardener

>>20523781
why couldnt she just mix that in a bowl, or even better a pot so it can be heated through?

>>20523781
Couldn't you just make that one one of these without all the mess?

>>20523804
It's rustic, it wouldn't be central american if you didn't mix it on the counter

>>20523804
It's rage bait content.

>>20523787
They're not even good tits you weird fucker

>>20523781
tacotaco, burrito burritoooooooo, tacotaco

>>20523804
>>20523809
I am impressed with her bench scrapper gane though. On point.

>>20523809
>what is rage bait
cutie pie summerfag

>>20523818
>he thinks more is better
I pity your understanding of the world

>>20523781
>get home
>see your dumb whore wife making this mess in the kitchen
>before she can even explain herself you slap her across the face
>the force from the blow knocks her to the ground
>sweep your arm across the countertop, sliding this pile of slop onto the floor next to your wife
>she looks up at you, fear in her eyes
>"you made it, you eat it" you growl at her
>after a moment of hesitation she timidly lowers her face to the floor to begin consuming the mess
>give her a swift kick to the stomach if she ever tries to use her hands to assist
>a few minutes have passed and her face and clothes are completely covered in grease and cheese
>her obedience surprises you, she's pressing her lips against the floor in order to get everything into her mouth
>her tongue licks the floorboards to clean up any remaining crumbs
>she's clearly enjoying this
>get an idea
>you bend down and scoop up a handful of slop out of the pile
>make your way to bedroom leaving a trail of food on the floor
>your wife eagerly follows you, stopping to lick up each breadcrumb you left for her
>fuck her on all fours as she moans and grunts like an animal in heat, getting cheese all over the carpet and bedsheets
>from that point onward you never allow her to speak or walk on two legs ever again
>she never complains

>>20523872
gay

>>20523781
Yes, and if still hungry I'd eat the stuff it spread on the bench for dessert.

>>20523875
how is that gay, it's a man and a (animal) woman having sex?

>>20523781
>does all this gross stuff
>doesn't spit or drool in it
The feast is ruined.

>>20523887
i just thought it was funny to type a single word in response to all that to get a reaction

>>20523872

>>20523781
Why do you post this everyday?

>>20523925
covfefe

>>20523787

>>20523814
>>20523828
We heard you the first time try hard.

>>20523787
This I would eat that shit out of every one of her holes