/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20508534
>>20508546
>>20508550
>a couple hours after eating all that cabbage

>>20508573

>>20508511
>just starch your deck, bro

>>20508586

>>20508511
is this how factories do it?

>>20508511
jump cut


bullshit

>>20508618

>>20508557
cooking onions makes them better?

what is this black magic?

>>20508511
i’ll just take my non food grade hose and use it to dump water into my not food grade bucket and then stir it with my literally shit grade brush

why did i get cancer at 39

>>20508524
why does he wear the bandana?

>>20508635

>>20508643
>?

>>20508632

>>20508524
Those subtitles are epilepsy inducing

>>20508595

>>20508516
Jesus Christ learn how to sharpen your knife

>>20508595
who watches stuff like this? if you want to see girls spread their legs there are entire sites dedicated to it

>>20508668
hot

>>20508809
pretty sure that came from one of those sites, anon.

>>20508530
Why would I go through all this faggotry? Just have chicken with cheesy roast potatoes.

>>20508506
Who are these people? What ate they afraid of?

>>20509185
That's not going to taste like strawberries lol

>>20508654
I legitimately can't tell if his eyes are open or not

>>20508648
that's not wine that's just fermented sugar water. it doesn't taste anything like bananas.

>>20508654
i think he's just asian dude

>>20509362
you don't need a specific amount of calories to live on a high altitude as opposed to a low altitude. do people who make these videos just write random shit?

>>20509374
We get it bro, you're from Denver. Calm down.

>>20509374

>thread is mostly full of relatively normal recipes instead of freak shit

not used to this happening on /ck/ anymore

>>20509400

>>20509400
.

>>20509400
.

>>20509400

>>20509374
I think they just mean it's colder at high altitudes which can cause you to burn more calories. Especially since a lot of those people are doing physical labor.

>>20508595
is this from a porno?

>>20509746
>Yup

>>20509192

>>20508515
>"Rashers" of "streaky bacon".

And I'm done with that video.

>>20509763
>coca cola maple syrup and brown sugar
Why?

>>20508511
bullshit.

>>20508515
>potatoes cut into chips
>clearly frozen fries

total content creator death.

>>20508573
>20 pounds of pussy and ass

>>20509374
https://health.usnews.com/wellness/food/articles/what-is-brown-fat


altitude? no. temperature? yes. you will burn more calories by jogging in the winter than jogging the same distance in the summer.

>>20508605
the most efficient way factories peel their potatoes is by steam peeling. abrasive peeling methods similar to that lead to quite a bit of loss of potato flesh. steam peeling is the industry standard for the biggest potato processing factories.
what they do is load potatoes into a pressure vessel and blast the potatoes with hot steam, rapidly heating the surface of the potato. the pressure is then immediately released, blasting the cooked potato skin clean off the uncooked potato. this process takes about 10 seconds or less.

>>20509368
Fat people who make their whole identity about being fat and then go out and be all fat in public and record themselves pigging out on multiple courses of the most unhealthy foods on the menu really make me extra ashamed to be overweight. I'm losing the weight but even when I was certified obese I never fucking leaned into it. It's always a struggle. These people who proudly get even fucking fatter really chap my hide. I really won't feel that bad about them dying if they never even tried to be healthy.

>>20509781
Most of the spices that flavor coke are the same spices that flavor barbecue sauce. When you add stuff like garlic and onion and vinegar, it just tastes like... you know, barbecue sauce. Phosphoric acid, is also a fantastic meat tenderizer. I do coke+soy sauce (+a few other things) sometimes, tastes kinda like Korean BBQ sauce

>>20508511
>clean your toilet AND peel the potatoes!
Amazing how technology progressed.

>>20508539
>cornstarch

>>20508557
How she chop this fast?

>>20508595
>>20509754
Source?

>>20508560
This is the "why didn't they fly the eagles to Mordor" of the Jiroverse. Why didn't he just do this?

>>20509400
I am disappointed as well.

>>20508595
This is fucking depressing

>>20508595
I know I should find this hot, but I feel like that pussy would need a good wash. Hard pass from me.

>>20508501

>>20508501

>>20508595
I like her style. I want to sniff her farts.

>>20509955

>>20510005
You need some shitty service for this?

>>20509176
Relationship goals

>>20509353
>Everything in a plastic bag

No thanks

>>20509835
That's a sickass fluid and cloth simulation for a professional potato peeling pressure process promotional.

>>20509041
Ever heard of a Croquette

>>20509417
A vid from just 2 days ago shows another jeet slicing meat with a knife that he's holding with his dirty, bare foot. Seems like this isn't uncommon over there.
https://youtu.be/Fnf11HjcXWM?t=243

>>20508511
I wonder how many idiots think this is real

>>20508557
using onions for people who don't like onions
why?

>>20508648
I have had something like this
tsiksi or something like that in swahili or some other language in eastern DRC
not bad
what I had was more yellow, tasted vaguely like bananas, not very alcoholic, refreshing enough on a hot day

>>20509176
ffs, I thought he was eating a glizzy

>>20509399
>what is spongiform encephalopathy

sandwich hack

>>20510639
This is so fucking stupid

>>20510282
THAT'S A LOT OF P!

>>20510639
This is incredible

>>20510052
>garlic before onions
Nope. Stopped watching.

>>20510639
This is okay

>>20508569
There's nothing Korean in this.

>>20509400
>anymore
It was never that way. It only happens when some quixotic newfag misses the point of the webm threads and tries to "save" them. Normal recipes go in other threads.

>>20508595
>lazy slop, West >:(
>lazy slop, Japan :OOOOO

>>20509417

>>20510792
>He doesn't know about Koreans and mozzarella cheese

>>20509406
Sopa de negro, uma delicia.

>>20509041
you would never thrive on tiktok

>>20509409
What kind of puppy is this and where do I get one?

Also not /ck/ unless your Chinese or something

>>20510813
Hum, babe, it says CREAM CHEESE which is the American way of saying "kimchi". This is clearly Korean.

>>20510639
This is

>>20510639
This isn't

>>20510639
Maybe

>>20510639
I don't know

>>20510639
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs

>>20509400
Are you kidding?

>>20508506
i do buy potato bread from time to time, it is absolutely delicious

>>20508560
B-BUT SHE DIDNT WASH THE RICE FOR 500 YEARS!!!!

>>20509963
Because saruman kept stealing his amazon deliveries from his porch

>>20509873
Based fatass

>>20509763
rum and coke ham

>>20510639
Somebody repeat the sandwich

>>20510639
Can you repeat the question?

>>20510809
how did you type that upside down b?

>>20510810
the one that was in his ass is premium price?

>>20510639
This video keeps repeating

>>20508501
cuts aren't fast enough

>>20508643
He made a video about how he was balding and got a hair transplant. Most likely at first he wore it to hide the hairline, then afterwards to hide the shitty transplant? Or maybe it's just a branding thing at this point.

>>20510639
why is this

>>20510035
And? How does it fucking end?

>>20511574
>?

>>20509368
Imagine being the manager seeing this herd of manatees roll up to your restaurant. You'd wonder how old the chairs were as they plop their massive, corpulent bodies down, their maws already salivating at the mere idea of food. You'd let the kitchen staff know what's going on, and assign a team of waiters to their table, knowing that it's going to be the equivalent of doing a party of 50 people, if not more. You'd watch in horror as the tickets come pouring in: multiples of every appetizer, entree, and they're even already ordering desserts. Yet, nary a salad. Poking your head out of the kitchen, you'd see the wait staff looking as though they've seen a murder, and looking at the table, you understand why. Their round, grotesque forms jiggle from the voracity of their eating, food being shoveled into their gaping gullets with such force and speed it seems utterly inhuman. Other guests in their proximity can't hide their disgust and horror. You know you'll have to comp those meals, and you are perfectly fine with that. No one should have to witness this. Suddenly, you notice a smell. Horrifyingly, you realize it's coming from that table, and you recognize the smell. It's shit. They're shitting themselves so they don't have to stop their ungodly consumption. This must be stopped, now. Walking up to the table might as well be climbing Mount Everest; the smells, sights, and sounds would make the strongest warriors become shells of themselves. You finally are near enough to the table to begin kicking them out, but before you can say anything, the largest of them grabs you and throws you on the table, and you're swarmed with hands ripping and tearing your flesh apart. This is how you meet your end: being eaten by a group of fat Disney Adults.

>>20508515
who the hell wants to eat a sandwich that takes 40 minutes to make

>>20511599
the end

and everybody clapped.

>>20509176
>you wish you were eating eating this good

>>20511574
>>20510039
Fucking A. Thank you, based anon

>>20509439
Use a crock pot and it is heavenly.

>>20508595
What game is she playing

>>20508610
quick and simple carbonara

>>20511608

>>20508595
average g*mer

>>20510639
Shark Tank products be like:

>>20511893
> non stick frying pan
> turns over dumplings with 2 metal
forks
> takes dumplings off with steel spatula

>>20512012
its no use. ive been telling my grandmother this same thing for 15 years

>>20511670

>>20510639
this is actually a thingy that can pick up any fluid

>>20508569
>cream cheese

>>20508501
halal muhamad food no thanks
>>20508506
based potato bread enjoyer, potato rosemary bread is my favourite
>>20508511
autism
>>20508515
burgers in the oven wtf they always turn out so dry and shrink too much
>>20508527
this retard is burning the shit out of the pan in the first screen
>>20508534
slaw no thanks i dont like vomit
>>20508546
ketards are funny
>>20508560
wtf avocado in a sushi..oh its a retarded bitch
>>20508579
looks like dog shit
>>20508584
nice rabbit food
>>20508593
gross
>>20508595
I MUST SNIFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>20508601
grandma time to go to the home
>>20508610
dry ass pasta
>>20508668
I MUST SNIFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>20511762
the toast is blacker than his hands
>>20511872
coconut diarhea inducer

>>20508511
He water hoses the bucket with the exact accuracy I have when I drunk piss.

>>20512077

>>20512077

>>20512447
So, which one is the best?

>>20512651
>You ... Joke<

>>20513013
Why censor pig's face?

>>20513092
Looked too much like that one guy

>>20509993
same
I feel like she needs to take a shower

>>20510005
the most retarded face on earth and I still find her boobs attractive. Fuck me. Why? I could have been asexual or gay, but no, I had to be hetero and like this stupid shit

>>20513013
>>20513092
>>20513095
there are no women in china
one child policy did its thing so is kind of viral to see a woman that can cook

>>20513116
there are also no women in India, that's why rape is a thing there as well

>>20513116

>>20510172
These noodles are genuinely really good. In fact, I think it's the best instant noodles available in an Asian market. It's worth the microplastics getting in your system imo

>>20513125
Why they were boiling meat in plastic bag..? What flavour plastic infusion gives to meat..?

>>20510829
The Koreans are really inventive with their food, especially with mozzarella cheese. That chicken dish is signature Korean.

>>20508560
That's more trouble than hand rolling them. It's really easy. Just another pointless gadget they can sell to stupid consumers obsessed with social media marketing.

>>20513125
coupla faggots

>>20510639
That's a slice of ham. That is one weak sandwich. Worst product ever.

>>20511599
These are stupid and unnecessary. They're already awful enough on video. You don't even need to exaggerate. But you did anyway. We get it, you don't like morbidly obese people. But these screeds are just ridiculous and silly. It's not good writing either; I can tell you think it is.

>>20511746
I made this for my dad before he died. He really liked it a lot.

>>20513139
I hate fatsos more than I love Ozzy Osbourne

>>20513129
The bag is the container, it's non-porous, and contains no flavor. It doesn't break up and get in the food. It's stronger than low simmering water. Have you never known about 'oven bags'? You know silicone spatulas are good to 500 degrees or more, right? They don't melt into your scrambled eggs when they touch the hot pan.

People are fucking idiots now.

>>20513160
>It doesn't break up and get in the food
And by that, you mean, it leeches in a food but it's safe too eat because FDA said so.
Enjoy your microplastics in blood.

>>20510639
This thinks, therefore this is

>>20513178
Fuck sake, how thick is the Reynolds wrap on your head?

>>20508516
This webm is upsetting

>>20513209
>I trust FDA

>>20508527
my FIL swears by this shit. i'm pretty sure he wants me to source and make the stew which would be a bitch but i could probably make a small batch happen.
but is it worth it? he's made it a few times.. i know i could do it better because i actually look up recipes and junk instead of getting wasted and eating disgusting undercooked food (so many expensive steaks gone to waste, i actually cook them now if we go there for dinner.

>>20508593
without the sausage that looks pretty good. never thought about making a pan pizza quite that wayh

>>20511641
>>20513139
Seething fatties.

>>20508635
yea let me just go ahead and pick my apple from a food grade orchard.
you're an idiot. i walk the road and there's apple tress. i eat the apples. you think i wash them with soap and water first? no. if i'm not bringing them home i just eat them the way they are, delicious

>>20510589
it's made thousands of ways. where i live you can make wine from dandelions or fruit (nys) but there's a guy that makes apple pie flavored and it's the most delicious sugar alcohol i've ever had

>>20508809
it's muh vidya anon. some people can't be saved

>>20508595
PLEASE SAUCE SIRS DO THE NEEDFUL

>>20513693
would

>>20511612
have you ever tried omitting the zucchini and putting your caprese on little pieces of toast? it's really good.

>>20510052
>crab paste
huh? wuh

>>20510282
most industrial decisions are made by wow factor to impress managers that barely even understand the process that they manage

>>20513888
Food is a miracle and a gift even when there is very little of it, always be grateful to have it and remember how many suffered and died because the lack of it

>>20508613
A seatbelt isn't going to save you going 150 into a brick wall lmao.

>>20508524
>huge cuts of meat and potatoes boiled in a giant cauldron
>"refined vessel of flavor"
Why can't white libs help themselves? Admire it for its qualities, I'm sure it's good. But don't pretend it's "refined" or somehow technically advanced just because black people made it.

>>20514888
>Why can't white libs help themselves?
Go back to /pol/, you obsessed dweeb

>>20513888
checked and based

>>20514922
silly. there's not much point in using ramen noodles, which are super unhealthy from being dried by frying, if you're just going to make a sort of wet sauce that needs to cook for a little while like that. just add a little more water and put in some decent pasta. it'll be healthier and tastier.

>>20513909
reminds me of my time in academia before i left--ultra-processed foods is a neologism we had no need for and that whole food-processing typology is pretty suspect sounding to me. we already know all the stuff that is conveyed by this new schema: foods with long unpronounceable ingredient lists are not healthy. eat recognizable foods. maybe some nutritionist can set me straight, and i'm not going to the imperial college to look up the definitions for their categories, but i fail to see how it adds any precision, empirical value, or useful guidance to avoiding garbage industrialized food.

>>20513888
i miss being a potter and firing huge wood-fired kilns to almost 3,000F up in the high desert with my pals for a week at a time. it's been so long that it feels like that was someone else. thanks for reading my blog. also, bread.

>>20514922
Christ, what's the point of even making ramen if you've got the patience for all that?

>>20515178
It's crazy bro. I can't even recognize the guy I was 20 years ago

>>20512016
kek good ending but they should have just wished themselves forwards

>>20510005
is it really that hard to do grocery shop in burgernistan?
what's the point of subscription service like this?

>>20510005
>>20515717
i feel like it may have value, not as a way to buy groceries of course, but as a long distance cooking course. like you get the recipes and the ingredients so you do the presumably delicious food there, and next time you can simply buy the groceries yourself and do the same recipe. of course that's not what they want, they want you to be subscribed forever, but if you're smart you can get some decent value from it

>>20513874
where is that? florida?

>>20515341
This feels like it was made by city folks after hearing the original recipe.
The best thing is to take sour cabbage, the pure version with juice and all. Then dump it into pot with bones with little bit of meat, like cow back.

>>20514894
fuck off

>>20508560
What the fuck is going on with those plain rice futo maki?!

>>20508632
raw red onions are superior to cooked, that webm is for autismos that can't handle flavor

>>20513947
Based

>>20508511
one guy one cup vibes

>it's just normal recipes
This thread disgusts me.

>>20511762
The fucking scars lmao.
>>20511608
You can also make the whole thing in like 15 minutes on a grill. Idk why they'd bake that shit for 40 minutes.

>>20508595
Code, now.

>>20516863
>scars
Yeah, what are those? Cigarette burns?

>>20513775
Nah.

First of all, polenta is cooked with salted water only.

Second of all, it has to be fried.

>>20510771
Glad I wasn't the only one with this reaction.

>>20510479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APCv5FRoqmo
You can do it that way (watch the vid at around 3 minutes in) but it's 100,000% dumber than just peeling them by hand.

>>20511692
Sir, the egg king would like a word with you.

>>20508515
>unmelted cheese
>found a way to eat more bread out of a burger
into the trash it goes

>>20508761
for real. i'm not even that much of a chef and not terribly observant but i was watching it thinking "wow that's a lot of sawing motions to cut through a fucking onion. it's like the knife is just crushing stuff, not cutting it"

>>20508511
>just buy a new brush
>break it immediately
>have a drill on hand
>possibly break that too
>then grab a bucket and wash it out, also this is just another thing to wash afterwards as well
>all to save like 15 minutes tops
Nah

>>20513909
>peppers or any other vegetable
>minimal processing
except for the bio engineering and glifosates

>>20517595
what are we allowed to eat then?

>>20516430
I thought fishing sharks is forbidden

>>20516224
try kapusniak (polish soup that's pretty similar)

>>20511859
well this is bullshit.

>>20517804
Why not use a microwave? Literally you can make the same unappealing sausage eggs with a coffee mug and an egg in the microwave. I use to do that at work all the time.

>>20513909
food with long unpronounceable ingredients...
uh oh

>>20508501
this editing pisses me off. slow it the fuck down. i'm trying to see things not have flashing shit in my face. spergin germans yet again not knowing dick about design

>>20517656
whatever you want, but the argument is not to eat food that has things that you don't have on your shelf, but in the end even vegetables have cancerous mutie shit, so, why bother? eat whatever you want, everything is heavily processed nowadays
if one wants to truly eat healthy, the best thing to do is to grow your own food, with your own soil, seeds, etc, and your own animals that have never been vaccinated/modified

>>20517837
a less well off friend showed me microwaved eggs. his were messy and hard to clean, i fixed it
>small plastic bowl circumference about the size of bread
>quick spray of pam
>scramble egg into that bowl
>microwave 60-90 seconds (don't let the egg pop, dirties the microwave)
>egg slides right out onto toast
>mayonnaise or ranch dressing
don't care for ranch but those were pretty good. he used whatever bowl, no pam, and waited for the egg to pop

>>20510809
She's not morbidly obese like you.

>>20513125
oh hey, its the cuck man

>>20513125
Does the bag straw thing actually work? Seems cheaper than buying those vacuum sealers. I'd might actually try suos vide if it does.

>>20517908
PAM is a good idea I suppose.

>>20518035
What cooks the egg in this..?

>>20518084
You can eat raw eggs just fine unless you're a little bitch

>>20508506
>potato bread
>best in the world
3rd world moment.

>>20510639
Three? For free?

>>20512077
Lay off the amphetamines, mass replying retard.

>>20511428
Not sure if retarded or trolling...

>>20508595
Abso-fucking-lutely would.

>>20513221
>FIL
??????????

>>20508629
>water
>not broth
I'm absolutely fucking seething plus no herbs or anything ffs please I know this is the food gore thread but it's so close to being good

>>20518259
father in law

>>20511599
Kek

>>20513160
I will never fall for the "boil it in a plastic bag" meme. I really don't give a fuck, it's not necessary and I don't trust it.

>>20518483
I always want to buy these shits because they're cool super huge mushrooms and they taste kinda good, like apricot or something, but I have never actually gotten them to turn out worth a damn

>>20518335
I know mang he ain't even got the bev

>>20508501

>>20518136
we messed around with fat washing and milk washing various cocktails and punches and stuff. made some interesting stuff but ultimately decided it wasn't worth the fuss.

>>20513221
Its not bad, but its become a meme food. It used to be cheap because oxtail is annoying to eat, but now oxtail is expensive enough that you could use a real cut of meat

>>20513178
You're not wrong but most people get their daily dose of plastic from the PVC pipes supplying their tap water.

>>20513221
Like >>20518759 says, Oxtail stew used to be a staple working class food, esp. in the South, but just like brisket (which used to be cheap because of the long cooking times required to make it enjoyable), it got snapped up by the restaurant industry astroturfing it as a trendy food to justify price increases.

>>20518552
I'm sold, honestly, if I ever find myself near california is there any reason not to try this place?

>>20517340
Depending on the cheese it's better cold than melted. Cheddar, for example, loses a lot when it melts compared to cold/room temp.

>>20518759
>>20518809
I am beyond assmad they did that to oxtail. Its like overnight shit got as expensive as pretty decent steak, if not more expensive. Absolute fucking madness because it is utterly delicious to braise or stew.

>>20518824
>find myself near California
>San Francisco restaurant

Bruh, you're not going to be "near" San Frangaysco unless you're already in California and in a nearby town. Also, the captions say the reservations there are 90 days behind.

>>20518844
I know what a reservation is, are you perchance an ESL retard?

>>20518856
are you perchance a geography retard?

>>20518863
Point to me on a map where California is and I won't consider you an AI farming replies.

>>20518863
It's kind of fucked up you were an AI

>>20518568
they're supposed to be hardboiled

>>20508511
yes i know this is a joke video, but some people don't know you should never drink from a hose, or have water from a hose
it's got all kinds od toxic stuff in there

>>20510639
Is this?

>>20508511
Or-or-or, hear me out. You can just eat the skins.

>>20518235
Screw you dude now I've got a 20 year old commercial stuck in my head and I can't even remember what it was actually about

>>20509417
I thought he was cutting food with his toenail lol

>>20518621
explain

>>20520061
>it happens
I mean he's not wrong

>>20508527
Mmm excuse me waiter there’s a cock in my stew.

>>20519114
>hurr-durr look at this shiny tube
What a dogshit tier vid. May as well have been a spot on how to hook up a clothes dryer.
The food being made was basically incidental to his spastic jump cut tiktok shit show of a vid.
Too bad, this could have been an interesting idea had it not been done by a fuckin retard.

>>20518084
nothing. immersing it in alcohol most likely serves just as well as cooking for the purposes of eliminating any pathogenic risk kek

>>20518084
The heat from the flaming faggot holding the glass

>>20518621
well fat washing just didn't appeal to me at all. i really don't get it. i don't want my whiskey to taste like bacon or whatever. milk washing is fun but what i found most appealing was how it would clarify a cocktail, giving it an almost gemlike quality, but it also removes a lot of the taste. if you buy good booze you don't want to be pulling flavor--tannins, bitter flavors, whatever--out of it. it was originally used to make horrid spirits more drinkable and i think that is still its best use. it's also kind of high labor to reward ratio

>>20514894
He's not wrong though. It comes off as patronizing and detracts from learning about what's going on in the video.