/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20504222
based. Time to hit up the salsa bar and load up on cilantro, onions, hot peppers and hot sauce, with a side of tortilla chips of course

>>20504222
thanks holmes

I got rused by someone here saying to make tortillas with a batter you pour and spread out.

>>20504222
MMMmmmmMmm

>>20504261
Lmao. Any pics?

i wassnt playin homes

>>20504229
listen pendejo u get red or green sauce thas it maricone maybe a leetle lime

>>20504261
a crepe?

>>20504437
Just water flour, bit of oil and salt. They stuck and tore and still needed to be flipped. The last one I did hotter and it worked better. I'll probably try it again with runnier batter.
This is because trying to flatten normally leaves them thicker than wanted.

>>20504474
make a dough ball, retard

>>20504222
checked, vato.
*waits an hour to get served*
puras mamadas

>>20504431
y-yes paco, red sauce please. Maybe one of those little pickled peppers if you're feeling kind, good sir

>>20504222
add some onion and you are golden, ese

Michelin stars outside of Europe are pity stars given just to say we're not racists, they don't count.

>>20504222
GRACIAS
DELICIOSOS

>>20504526
This. A star for a taco stand? What no stars for the crêperie truck?

>>20504526
u fuckin burro we earn star no how way u make in france

>>20504575
It's sad, Mexico is so poor they don't even have knives to cut the meat and put the right amount inside the tacos

>>20504385
lmao

>>20504575
How would you eat this without making a huge mess?

>>20504768
Ever seen the office bachelor party episode when they eat porterhouses with their hands?

>>20504773
No but I imagine it must be really messy?

>>20504778
No

>>20504222
LO PONGO EN MI ESTOMAGO

Looks like they wanted to give a star to a cheap place to look inclusive so they picked some random taco joint

that's the weirdest michellin star and I say this as a mexicano

found this on reddit

>>20505268
maybe you should stay there

>>20505268
Fake and gay. Probably written by a robot.

>orale I'm glad I waited three hours for these tac-- ACK!

>>20505364
Just don't sell drugs bro

Not bad, I prefer guac, pico, and diced onions on my tacos.

>>20504222
Looks like some roadkill armordiilo was run over a few times then thrown on some shitty tortillas. Great meal, what are you charging for that each, 29.99?

>>20504385

Why can't you guys be happy for a man who has something nice happened to him?

Doesn't Michellin makes tires? why is it rating food?

>>20506875
They would publish travel guides (like the AAA guides) to recommend attractions and restaurants to travelers. For whatever reason their rating system got memed into the gold standard for food and it no longer resembles its original intent, the stars are just vanity plates for pretentious expensive restaurants.

>>20506875
To encourage the French to drive far and wide for food thus wearing out their tires which then would be replaced with new Michelin tires.

>>20506903
>the stars are just vanity plates for pretentious expensive restaurants and a taco stand.

>>20504482
We don't sign our posts here

>>20506990
so how is this pretentious?

>>20504222
This looks like the "Tacos" my Irish grandmother would make for "Taco Day", which was on a Wednesday for some reason

>>20507003
That’s pretentious in mexico, at least their prices are lol

>>20507003
>no shredded lettuce
>no tomatoes
>no sour cream
>no cheese
>no flour tortilla

>>20504526
>Michelin stars outside of Europe are pity stars given just to say we're not racists, they don't count.
>outside of Europe
Nope, they've ALL just been expensive advertising since the rise of the "Celebrity Chef"
Not that the cooking can't be top notch, but it's like a BBB designation now--You can BUY an A+ rating.

>>20504222
looks legitimately good. needs vegetables and more condiments.

>>20506951
>encourage the French to drive far and wide
this is literally the exact opposite of what any sane person would encourage the french to do.

>>20504222
that's just a steak plopped on a shitty looking tortilla?

>>20506903
>For whatever reason their rating system got memed into the gold standard for food
It's because they started out at a time when only rich people could own cars.
>In 1900, there were fewer than 3,000 cars on the roads of France.
So, after all, It was just a way to try to sell more cars, and in turn more tires.

>>20507106
u fuckin idiot probly want some ketchup too the real mexican dont use no stupid fuckin american toppings good food is good on its own no need for dumb fuckin cheese nd ranch dressing

>>20507109
always has been

>>20507103
Who is this guy?
Looks like some pretentious faggot that likes to read poems.

>>20504222
would

>>20504222
those are arracheras you dumb fuck. thin sliced, tenderised marinated streak most often served on corn tortillas.

>>20507140
This made me laugh

>>20507228
He writes them;

Michellin stars make you a whore
And trying to keep them is such a chore
So I threw em away
But I've got bills to pay
So how would you like to buy some Knorr

-Marco Pierre White

>>20507274
>he thinks he knows more than a michelin starred chef

>>20507578
>only open 3 hrs per day
>cheapest taco is $30.00
>shitty dirt poor neighborhood
yeah I'm guessing this is really some sort of cartel money laundering and body disposal operation.

>>20506998
kek

>>20504474
were they tasty? how is a tortilla supposed to be made, like with a paste and some kind of press or something?

>>20507643
>only open 3 hrs per day
>11AM-2AM
zoomers really cant tell time

>>20505273
>>20505288
t. tacolets

>>20507288
BON MOT!!

>>20507650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTFR3n97MG0

>>20507578
>>20507643
thats in pesos

>>20507719
want

>>20507674
>11
>12
>1
>2
How is that not 3 hours?

>>20507755
pancheros mogs the fuck outta chipotle, moes etc

>>20507766
looks hella good
chipotle just seems to warm the already cooked tortillas

>>20507764
>11AM
>12PM
>1PM
>2PM
>3PM
>4PM
>5PM
>6PM
>7PM
>8PM
>9PM
>10PM
>11PM
>12AM
>1AM
>2AM
supreme retard

>>20507751
>a dollar sign
>it's pesos!
americans I swear...

>>20507777
the sign clearly says they are only open for two hours:
>11:00 AM.
>>20507751
>thats in pesos
no ese, "$" indicates units are in freedombucks.
>(and)
>2:00 AM

>>20507777
the sign clearly says they are only open for two hours:
>11:00 AM.
>(and)
>2:00 AM
>>20507751
>thats in pesos
no ese, "$" indicates units are in freedombucks.

>>20507794
>>20507817
the peso symbol is a dollar sign ...

>>20504222
Yeah, they look tasty.

>>20507775
>hella good
Um, the '90's wants their vernacular back and requested you die.

>>20507820
That's still like $4 in burgerbucks for a taco and almost $2 for a can of coke which is ridiculous for a 3rd world shithole where a side order of dysentery is guaranteed.
Is this place the five guys of Mexico?

>>20507861
I'll use whatever vernacular I like thank you very nice

>>20507877
Of course you will basement dweller because you'll always be here you fucking loser.

>>20507883
I have a corner suite to myself and I'm a winner
You're whining about word choice on 4chan
Grow up.

>>20507027
That doesn't make it pretentious, it just makes it Mexican.

>>20504222
>>20504427
They've fallen to giving pity stars now is it? Michelin gone woke? lol

Looks fine what's the problem?

>>20507817
>(and)
where does it say and?

>>20507865
It's meat, you fucking queer, what the fuck do you expect to happen to you if you eat it? Your macdonald's burger is dirtier and probably spitted

>>20507777
I think you’re wrong. It’s 3 hours.

>>20506990
Yeah I'm sure this place upholds the rigorous traditional standards for quality and service that gave the coveted michelin star it reputation. Definitely not a pity "we're not racist" star, no way

>>20508493
It's 4. You need to include the full last hour.

>>20508592
even if it was pity, still doesn't make any sense