/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I had it for a couple days now and I think it was because the oysters I made were undercooked

Babado seeds. Ask anyone in sub-Saharan Africa, man is always tempted to try it once

Have 911 on speed dial

>>20489407
Any dish with naga chilli will help but you'll be blastin fire

>>20489407
Eat several spoonfuls of condensed milk

>>20489407
Fructose

>>20489407
Apple juice

>>20489407
Sucralose, the sugar substitute.
Eating too much is almost a guarantee for irregular bowel movements and diarrhea.

A single spoon of Epsom salt will just evacuate you. Funny since you can buy it in like 5 lb bags.

Drink two litres of unfiltered organic (soft) apple cidre that you bought from a farmer's market in front of a cathedral in Freiburg, Germany because they didn't give you anything to plug the bottle with and you didn't wanna carry it around everywhere because the bottle was getting sticky.

>>20489407
Drink mercury, it literally runs through your digestive system in seconds and will make you diarrhea all over the place instantly. You will also probably die or get severely fucked up from residual poisoning, but technically it's the fastest way.

Magnesium supplements

>>20489407
Bag of prunes or dates. Eat the entire thing. Will cure your constipation and make you constantly shit every single tiny drop of poop in your body liquid or otherwise

>>20489407
Dirty kebab shop or the worst rated Indian restaurant close.

>>20489407
gas station sushi

>>20489407
Lake a laxative stupid

>>20489525
he asked how to get diarrhea not how to turn his ass into the fucking tsar bomba

>>20489518
Mag Citrate will do it. The others not so much.

>>20489407
Pears chased with milk

>>20489427
>day off body cleanser
that shit sounds evil

>>20489633
He said how to get diarrhea. He didn't specify how MUCH diarrhea he wanted

Have gallbladder stones and eat anything remotely fatty or fried. I have gallbladder problems and I am forced to eat healthy or suffer Montezuma's curse.

>>20489434
I had more than a couple of spoonfuls, did nothing
>>20489437
Does nothing
>>20489463
Can drink liters of this to no effect
>>20489466
This is true, drinking about 1.5 liters of coke zero in a couple of hours will have me blasting hot miso soup out of my ass
>>20489525
I have eaten 250-500 grams of dates in a single sitting and maintained solid poops

>>20489730
Salt is the answer, or soy sauce, just don't kys like a retard but you can get massive shits from overdoing it on salt very fast

>>20489498
Th-thanks Chang

>>20489407
Drink a bottle of whiskey on an empty stomach for a week straight.

>>20489716
Take NAC and look into TUDCA

>>20489407
shove a hose up your ass

>>20489407
Go get a BIG bag of sugar free gummy bears and eat as much as you can. The sugar free thing they use is a laxative at anything beyond eating a moderate amount but, I did this as a joke once, and let me tell you. You will shit your ever loving brains out.

>>20489407
Slam 6 to 8 beers, eat a can of vegetarian chili with extra peppers or a thick lentil stew slightly undercooked

>>20489498
Jesus all my internal organs hurt reading this

>>20489407
i'm having problems using the bathroom as well. my usual remedy would be a cup of coffee and a cigarette.

Mineral Oil

>>20489407
Haribo sugar-free.

Eat from a Chinese restaurant that uses gutter oil.

>>20489407
Eat random ass mushrooms. Most of them will make you shit yourself to death with no medical attention.

>>20489407
for me, it's a delicious milkshake. i typically go for chocolate but once in a while i get spicy and order vanilla
drink about 2-3oz of it and it's guaranteed nightmarish stomach cramps, an hour long nap, and waking up to rush to the toilet room.

>>20490324
update: i just went to steak n shake for a chocolate shake.
it's weird and not good. i'll put it in the freezer for my dog tomorrow. even the cherry and whipped cream weren't good. maybe it's the kratom i had

>>20490384
I think your dog will really enjoy that, great idea. What kind of kratom is your favorite?

>>20490389
Not sure, this is my first bag. friend recommended it, it's green. i mixed a teaspoon in with some cold water and a lemon slice, is that okay or dangerous?

>>20490397
Seems good, it say anything on the bag? You get it from a store or just from your bro? I've been off kratom for a while myself and thinking about going back to it. It kind of tastes like ass though so I preferred taking capsules to making the drink.

>>20489407
taco bell
about once a month i have some primal craving for taco bell and every time afterwards i shit my brains out. i attribute it to some forbidden bacteria taking refuge in my gut biome, but it could just be the ground up dogs and rats.
regardless, i am a host for a parasite.
i kneel to the bell.

>>20490409
It's this thing but i only bought the 1oz bag, from a store he told me about.
i used to fill capsules of kratom for a friend, had a cute little device to hold the pill ends and put it together. it seems like an easier way, if it actually works, this stuff tastes like bad grass on a summer day

>>20489469
Half a teaspoon in water is plenty ime. Results in less than 20 minutes.

>>20489407
For me, it's Italian dressing. For whatever reason I am guaranteed to turn into a mud faucet within 20 minutes of ingesting it

>>20489407
Drink a shit ton of hard liquor (80 proof or more) and eat nothing. It will completely liquify your insides. You won't be able to fart without fear of shitting yourself.

>>20489434
>t. Brown

>>20489407
Fecal oral. Wipe your ass, touch your face and lick your fingers.

>>20491520
Don't do this, it turns into mustard ass.

>>20489407
My stepbrother swears he has an allium intolerance. Is on the shitter for an hour if he injests even the slightest bit. So, onions for him.

>>20491549
allium is how the rugrat kids would pronounce alien

>>20489407
undercooked chicken

>>20489407
my special chili
>lots of pepper and hot sauce
>beans that are still kinda hard
>undercooked potatoes
>bacon
>canned cream corn
rancid liquid shits every time

>>20491555
Donald's daughters are very pretty

>>20489469
>Funny since you can buy it in like 5 lb bags.
Its meant to soak your body in by the cup so

>>20491715
which cup?

>>20489851
>can of vegetarian chili
Something about canned chili in general will nuke your insides. The regular stuff with beans that you're supposed to use on hot dogs

>>20491746
Ok

>>20489498
It will also make you loopy
picrel true story

>>20489434
I have condensed milk with milk tea and it's fine I've eaten it like that and it's fine. Tub of Chocolate Ice Cream however will make you go to washroom fast.

>>20489434
Hearty laugh.

>>20489407
Ipecac enema

>>20489407
sUGAR-FREE
Eat the WHOLE bag.

>>20489407
eat da poopoo

>>20489407
cholera

>>20489407
spoonful of olive oil, or stuff a few marshmallows up your ass if you're impatient

>>20492584
I think Giardia is faster... It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Rainbow gatherings have actually LOST people to this...Filthy hippies.

>>20489666
>sounds evil
You would know evil wouldn't you Satan?
SNEED

>>20489407
Gas station hot dogs are a known laxative. I can't prove it, but it seems the longer they have been on the roller grill the more effective they become.

>>20493458
You should be aware, fren, that that particular phrase is a thread marker for Glowies, and NOT used by REALPoasters™ on 4 troons.
END TRANS/

>>20493485
i think a troy maclure line would have three points. the third could be "card hole!"

>>20493485
I'm still pretty much a newfag. I've only been here since 2019.

>>20490411
peep the sodium content on any of Taco Smell's menu items.
it makes u shit urself because it contains medicinal laxitive levels of sodium.

>>20489407
Taco Bell, and copious amounts of cheap beer always does the trick for me.

>>20489407
Be american and eat pretty much anything, you'll be shitting your pants publicly in no time!

>>20493494
Hang in there, don't be like that tripfag "m00t" who left the site just before he was about to become an oldfag.

i can say for nice smelling farts, italian wedding soup. the canned stuff works wonders

>>20489434
genes issue

>>20493489
BAsed.
>>20493494
First...NEVER ADMIT THAT AGAIN..
2rd, You are a newfag anytime AFTER 2009, I think.
I came during the CANCER that KILLED /b/
Don't panic!, Just don't be an ASSHOLE, Don't feed the b0t or Trolls(shills) and always lurk MOAR.
**Remember: this is ALL being recorded for you posterior.

>>20493520
>just before he was about to become an oldfag.
LOLOLOLOL!!
TOP ZOZZLE!!

>>20493537
>genes issue
If he consooms enough it will become a jeans issue.

Unless I'm blind/illiterate and missed it, it's a surprise nobody has mentioned olestra potato chips or Indian food.

>>20493655
>checked
Both excellent contenders.

>>20490420
this

>>20489407
waltuh

>>20489407
drink a glass of olive oil

>>20489826
>>20489944
Sometimes I go and read the amazon reviews and laugh my ass off

>>20490397
>>20490409
Kratom is garbage. No high, no euphoria, just a mouth full of dirt.

>>20489407
Try to deep fry something but use too low a temp so the bread soaks up all the oil.

You will shit yourself for 3 days.

>>20495427
That was my experience. I tried it like twice and what happened was I took so much trying to get high that I just wound up puking