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>mfw a civvie says he wants a steak cooked "medium"
>mfw a civvie tells me he doesn't want and egg and pineapple on a burger with habanero peppers

>> No.20464942
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20464942

>>20464928
>mfw when some wagie faggot got so assblasted by a homo chef that he pouted on the four channel about it

>> No.20464986

>>20464928
>"Want some of my special sauce with that? It'll be an extra two dollars..."
>"Ummm, no?"
>*Adds sauce anyways*

>> No.20465119

>>20464942
I miss him, bros.

>> No.20465138

>>20465119
He would have called you a faggot

>> No.20465280

mfw a civvie asks for no onions (I do not add the onions but will post on kitchen confidential about it)

>> No.20465302

>>20465119
do americans really idolize some useless redneck who drove in circles for a living?

>> No.20465308

>>20465302
before he died the cars went REALLY fast

>> No.20465310

>>20465302
>>20465308
and he was the best to ever do it. like verstapohen or however you spell that euro pansy name

>> No.20465820

>>20464928
Yes xir, may I have a cruelty free bug sirloin cooked well done and slathered in Heinz Purple Catsup please? Oh, and my husband would like an organic cruelty free soy veggie burger cooked to a crisp with gluten free chickpea buns. We'll also have two extra large helpings of air fried potato crisps with organic cinnamon instead of salt.

>> No.20465833

Redpill me on this 'jak, seeing it for the first time

>> No.20465842
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>>20464942
>eats sandwich

>> No.20465844
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20465844

mmm sanwiches

>> No.20465848
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>tfw you just ate a good sandwich

>> No.20465852
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>when your buddy compliments the sandwich you made him

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20465855

when you see a good sandwich shop

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20465859

but the line is taking forever

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but it was damn worth the wait

>> No.20465867
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when you and your buddy heard that sandwich shop opened another location down the road

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when your buddy's a regular but you don't know what you want

>> No.20465875
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when there's a special that day

>> No.20465904

>>20465842
How could we let this happen??

>> No.20466081
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Civies are a blight on my job. This is an Outback Steakhouse not a fucking Ruth’s Chris

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>>20464928
AAAAAAH OOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOD THIS CIVILIAN ORDERED FOOD AND I HAVE TO MAKE IT THE WAY HE WANTS IT FOR MONEY AAAAAAH IM GONNA DO DRUGS

>> No.20466759

>>20465842
>>20465844
>>20465848
>>20465852
>>20465855
>>20465859
>>20465861
>>20465867
>>20465874
>>20465875
What a pleasant surprise. /ck/ is now the official board of The Intimidator.

>> No.20466804

>>20465875
>>20465867
Kino rivalry. Everyone knew Gordon was a fag.

>> No.20466885

>>20464928

COOKING IS FUCKING PUNK, BRO.

ANY QUESTIONS?

>> No.20466893

>>20464928
>egg and pineapple on a burger with habanero peppers
sounds good to me although I would prefer chicken

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>>20466885