/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20445340
Turkey Sandwich, Honey Carrot Cake, and fresh apple juice

>>20445340
a gay wedding cake

>>20445340
fish sandwich, banana pound cake slice, and apple juice

>>20445340
Turkey sandwich with cayenne only, and whatever "Soup" is

>>20445352
Republican?

>>20445340
Blueberry cheese pie and fish sandwich

Matzo ball soup, before I detonate my suicide vest! Allahu ackbar! It's a trap, for muslims!

>>20445340
i dont negotiate with terrorists

The Gospel truth that the Glorious Shuyuk/Siyniyn Scientist and founder of Magnets,has created my people, the white devils, to overtake the black Allahs as the rightful rulers of the universe, freeing Xenu from his Mountainous Statis to overthrow the Bronze Skinned,White Haired,Red Eyed Mormon Jesus on Kolob for the sake of THE LORD of the burning bush to reach the next level! Also a quarter slice of that bean pie with cheese on top and a gup of Gienseng.

>>20445376
yakub bless

The Gospel truth that the Glorious Shuyuk/Siyniyn Scientist and founder of Magnets, Yakub the bigheaded,has created my people, the Patmosian white devils, to overtake the Meccalite black Allahs as the rightful rulers of the universe, freeing Xenu from his Mountainous Statis to overthrow the Bronze Skinned,White Haired,Red Eyed Mormon Jesus on Kolob for the sake of THE LORD of the burning bush to reach the next level! Also a quarter slice of that bean pie with cheese on top and a gup of Gienseng.

I wish I had a time machine so I could kill Yakub before he created white people.

>>20445387
stop killing black people

>>20445387
george floyd was actually yakub #2 and derek chauvin was sent from the future to kill him before he created ultrawhites in his laboratory

>>20445364
republicants are a bunch of closeted faggots; democraps are the loud obnoxious faggots

bot need to be removed

>>20445340
The fuck out of here.

>>20445404
sentence fragment

>>20445352
>OK you may now STONE the bride

>>20445404
>The fuck out of here.
It's obviously either fake or a menu that was made pre-2019, because no meal has costed less than $10 in years.

>>20445340
I'm not hungry

>>20445413
what bride

>>20445417
the bottom is the bride in this sort of affair, gramps

>>20445413
>OK you may now STONE the bride
"I'm so high right now, after smoking the marijuana, and it's making me the horny, and I want to have the sex with you, even though you were born a man, but you are now a real woman, and I am marrying you. I want you to bear my butt babies."

>>20445340
I'm ordering the nigger on a stick, to be completely honest.

>>20445423
"Please let me know when the contractions start, because I want you to give birth to our babies in the bath tub. I'll fill it with warm water and then you can squirt out as many logs as you can. I'll spank the little shits and try to make them cry."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery

Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading

>>20445431
>rape and incest
sounds like a mulsim to me

>>20445431
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery
>Some fun schizo commiefornia history reading
Well, that looks bad, but on the same note, we have to remember that Black Lives Matter Global Network

>>20445431
Unironically? Kino. You gotta love how they blackened up Wallace Farad's features in order to keep the illusion that he wasn't a Levantine Māori Happa.

>>20445416
its real lol just google it. started by an activist for an offshoot of nation of islam. it got raided because they murdered some journalist and went bankrupt after their leader died

>>20445340
directions to MY White Christian Cafe Bakery

>>20445551
>directions to My Wife's Boyfriend's Bakery

i would never willingly be in c*lifornia, much less oakland
maybe if i was the pilot on a bombing run

>>20445567
>i wouldn't willingly be there, unless i was willingly there

>>20445583
>act retarded
>claim victory

>>20445340
I would ask who was really behind the atlantic slave trade

>>20445798
>muslim bakery

They'd probably say the jews tbqh

>>20445583
>i don't know what "maybe" means
i wish for an internet free of ESLs and zoomers

>>20445340
I want nothing from California, thanks anyway.

>>20445340
jumbo turkey burger with mayo
pack of ginger cookies
take home a banana or lemon pound cake.

>>20445340
Deep fried Jewish tears

>>20445567
Why did you need to put an asterisk in california, it's not a banned word as far as I know?

>>20445560
That would be the atheist/wiccan bistro xir

>>20445699
That’s the NOI strategy so it fits the thread

>>20445540
> it was later linked to widespread physical and sexual abuse, welfare fraud, and murder.
Shocking.
Similar bakery in my town. Tried a few items. Dry and flavorless as fuck. Staff always stared mouths agape at me like they’d never seen a white guy before. Always 1 or 2 Nation of Islam Farakan wannabe looking guys in front handing out newsletters, refused to even return a simple greeting. I’d stand there with my hand out until they gave me a newsletter. Read them. Chock so full of pseudoscientific racial bullshit that /pol/ would be envious they didn’t think to say that shit first.

>>20447459
Once they were handing out a reprint of a “discovered pamphlet” from the 16 or early 17 hundreds. White guy supposedly explaining that blacks are less than animals, and describing, in detail, how whites tortured and humiliated blacks. I mean Saw/Texas Chainsaw Massacre level shit compared to the shit that was actually done. Written in the vernacular of the supposed period. Except, oops, I was an American Lit major. After about 3 paragraphs, it was painfully obvious that this was a shoddy, grossly amateurish attempt to create racially incendiary literary bullshit marketed to the bakery’s primary customers.

>>20445340
>muslim bakery
>open friday closed Sunday

>>20447459
To be completely honest the NOI diet has 10x worse autism that the mainstream Sunni/Shia sects to the point where it is RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread so that might explain a lot. https://archive.org/details/howtoeattolive00elij

>>20447582
Some parts are logical and healthy such as OMAD and avoiding sugary starches but most of it is pure gobbletygook lol https://garynoi.com/how-to-eat-to-live-book-1/
>Despite enslaving us and being permanently removed from God’s graces,you gotta “hand it to” the Ashkies.

>>20447582
> RECOMMENDED that you eat and sell only stale bread

Yup. That’d explain a lot. I tried the whole loaf bread a couple of times. I thought the dry, hard texture was a feature, not a bug. Maybe devout NOI folks like shitty bread, or the texture was a byproduct of fewer preservatives, or something. Apparently, it was just gross, stale bread.

Blacks are such fucking retards

>>20447582
Its a feature :-))) https://www.meforum.org/62747/sample-the-nation-of-islam-
https://www.finalcall.com/columns/eleven55/2001/eleven06-26-2001.htmldiet https://homemakingfortheblackwoman.wordpress.com/2013/07/23/eat-bread/

How about this?
http://www.shabazzbakery.com/

>>20447800
>Stale and Moldy bread is healthy and will lead to a healthy life...because it just will okay?

Ay yo, let me get that Yakub special.

>>20447489
Did you know that the civil war was fought because Abraham Lincoln detested the practice of buck breaking?
See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex with a male slave in front of the slave's wife and children to humiliate, degrade, and break him. Sometimes the slave owner would ask the slave questions, like "What is your name?" and if the slave didn't respond with "Toby" he would get punished again the next day. This absolutely brutal and racist tactic was intended to destroy the Black man's mind, and it wasn't until General Sherman's March to the Sea that this practice ended, ipso facto.

>>20447489
do you still have it? you gotta post it if you do.

>>20445540
sounds like a netflix documentary waiting to happen

>>20446564
As a representative for new age religions, we would like to distance ourselves from atheists. Thanks

>>20445423
>>20445430

>>20448234
Coconut cupcake it is.

>>20445340
nothing its been closed for years... the cook woman has her own shop now, still makes fish sandwiches and pies.

>>20445340
Large bean, blueberry cheese, and cheesecake pies
A pack each of chocolate chip and carob crunch cookies
If they’re Muslim, why do they have reduced hours on Sunday, but not Friday?

>>20448286
> See, buck breaking was when a male slave owner would have violent anal sex

The pamphlet was along those lines but more violent, and in a Cotton Mather-like voice.
>>20448302
Nah. It was printed on the cheapest possible paper; it would be dust by now even if I tried to preserve it. Some of the newsletters went into detail about how their big head scientist guy created white people from pigs. Want proof? Why, just look! Whites and pigs all have the same skin color!
I shit you not.

>>20445370

>>20445431
>m.

>>20448667
Whats the place called?

>>20445340
Can I get a BLT?

>>20449299
"Your Black Muslim Fish Sandwiches & Pies"