/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20406339
Carrots is an ingredient in a lot of hot sauces so I would try it.

I'd eat your spicy boipucci after drinking psyllium husk and having a colonic after that. The heat of the asshole cooks the lips.

looks way better after it cooled down a bit

>>20406347
yeah I honestly doubted carrots fitting into chili, but it kinda works

slices are way too big tho, they're a bit crunchy, next time I'll dice em up real tiny

>>20406339
totally would

It depends. What were the ingredients? How hot is it? How hot are you? Do you eat it with rice, bread or something else? It looks good though.

>>20406339
I don't swing that way I'm afraid

>>20406339
I'd eat your chili any day, baby doll.

>>20406366
>What were the ingredients?
tomato paste, diced tomatoes, carrots, kidney beans, minced beef, garlic, bell pepper, cumin, paprika, salt, pepper, chicken broth, cayenne pepper

>How hot is it?
eh, not that hot, was too careful with the cayenne

>How hot are you?
I'm a 29 year old khv, that should tell you everything

>Do you eat it with rice, bread or something else?
Bread went bad yesterday and had to throw it away, i actually thought about rice but I already made so much chilli that I filled 2 entire tupperwares with it

>It looks good though.
thank you <3

>>20406348
>>20406367
>>20406371
Honest question: is eating chili synonymous with eating feces?

>>20406339
Mr. Bufalo Bill will you promise not to throw me down the lotion well if i eat your vegitable stew?

>>20406379
With this newly acquired information at hands, I'd like to proclaim that YES I would like to eat your chili.

>>20406362
Looks like tasty chili, I would like to scoop with crackers, or dare I say pita chips

>>20406383
I have no idea. My post that you're quoting was not written with feces in minds.

That's a curry

>>20406339
That's nasty looking, even hungry stray cats would turn their tails up and walk away from that.

looks good but not.
prob laced with fent so no thanks

>>20406339
sure

This is how you make chili.

>>20406853
You left out the masa harina, make sure to add it as a slurry or it'll clump up and that's a pain in the neck to deal with.

>>20406339
Maybe. Post some chili and I'll let you know.

>>20406379
>29 y-o khv
that 's a rare commoditeh these days

>>20408061
I'm a man so it really isn't

>>20406853
>premixed seasoning package
>white onion instead of spanish/sweet variety
>only one type of bean

im not eating your chili either

>>20406347
>>20406362
Looked like peaches at first, which sounded more interesting. Carrots probably aren't the worst though.

>>20408140
yeah.. about that..

>>20406339
that looks like a soup, and no.

>>20406339
>>20406362
It looks a little watery, partly because I like a very thick chili, but other than that petty good.

>>20408149
A white onion is going to be better in that than a sweet onion. Optimally it shouldbe a yellow cooking onion or red. Damn right on pre packaged seasoning though.

>>20411177
>>20411188
Yeah, I should have added a bit less broth, I also forgot corn, I also should have added another can of beans

It looks a lot thicker now that it' been in my fridge for a day

also i cant believe how stuffing chili is, ate a small tupperware yesterday for lunch and was full the rest of the day

>>20406379
>tomato paste
>diced tomatoes
>carrots
>kidney beans
>minced beef
>bell pepper
>paprika
literally none of this shit goes in chili. you made soup.

>>20412594
Stew, not soup. But chili is a type of stew, and the type of stew he made is a chili.

>>20412599
how can it be chili when it only has a token amount of the wrong kinds of chilis? that would be like making french onion soup that only has a few teaspoons of onion powder in it.

>>20412604
French onion soup can be made with no onion powder at all.

>>20412605
yeah if you use onions in it. without that it's just beef broth, just like chili with no chilis is just beef stew.

>>20406339
yes but I'm a homeless alcoholic

>>20406339
ewwwwwwwwww wtf????