/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Companies be like
>Healthcare benefits? Lolno enjoy your 30hr/week schedule part timer
>Here, have some sugar coated carbs soaked in seed oils instead

30 people in the office and the resident redditor thinks they get an entire donut for themselves

>>20402256
>redditthread
OP needs to unalive immediately

>>20402256
Black girls be like

Woman are all fat selfish pigs that can't think for themselves, including the dumb porker reading this post.

>>20402256
Whenever I'm sharing a box of donuts we always cut them in halves or quarters so everyone gets diversity

nonamerican here
isnt the whole point of getting a variety box of roundcakes that you get multiple of different ones

>>20402256
It's fine. Whatever.

>>20402256
I have never eaten anything provided to me by an employer. Add the fucking donut money to my paycheck, cunts. Fuck your good-vibes-only kindergarten-tier horseshit. You are not my friends. This is a relationship of necessity. As far as I'm concerned, putting food in the break room is like occasionally throwing a morsel in the pig trough. Fuck you.

>>20402344
Co-workers brought it in idiot.

>>20402344
>he doesn't bring donuts or a fruit tray to the office every once in a while
lmao

>>20402272
This, but unironically

>>20402346
>>20402353
First of all, there's nothing in OP that shows the source of the donuts. The only time coworkers brought food to my workplaces was during dedicated events, i.e. potlucks. Didn't eat any of that shit either, but for different reasons. You, on the other hand, CAN eat shit.

>>20402256
You think that's bad try being night shift so when you get to work the only donuts left are the basic bitch glazed ones and they sat for hours so they aren't fresh. It almost feels like an insult I'd rather they threw it away before I arrived so I could be ignorant to the fact they got donuts.

>>20402376
well somebody's an ungrateful gary :/

>>20402374
>First of all, there's nothing in OP that shows the source of the donuts
Then why did you assume without evidence that the source of the donuts were the employer? Sounds like you are trying to attack the messenger instead of responding to the topic directly.

>>20402256
>Sampled the glazed doughnut
You know goddamn well what it tastes like bitch. She was just being a fat hamplanet and had to have multiple slices of the best looking doughnuts.

>>20402382
I'm only human, a human that hates stale glazed donuts.

>>20402384
I'm just trying to have an unhinged rant over here, why do you have to fucking cockblock me?

>>20402256
>>20402272
In the thread, the OP stated that each person ordered their own donut the day before

>>20402408
That is extremely depressing. Even more so the fat bitch ate quarters of their depressing job doughnut order.

>>20402256
cinnamonbros, we can't stop winning.

>>20402256
people who do this should be killed
you ruined multiple whole donuts that people would have had the opportunity to take
Eating a whole doughnut or not isn't the point. The point is her egregious pretension; the fact that she thinks it's okay to take a little bit of what would have otherwise been an individual doughnut per person makes it seem like she thinks she's entitled enough that she thinks she deserves a little bit of what everyone else has. She doesn't. This is why you can't buy four rooms between your neighbors' houses and that qualifies now as your house.
Potlucks work because the idea is you bring a dish that doesn't have distinguished portion sizes already incorporated in how it's served. Doughnuts are a different food vector, where the portions are made up beforehand. She jeopardized that social contract by helping herself to not just one doughnut or even just two doughnuts, but small portions of what would have otherwise been other individuals' whole doughnuts. She's mentally numb or deaf to etiquette.

This is selfish nigger shit behavior. She wasn't taste-testing, it's obvious what the flavors are by looking at them. She wanted a 'sampler' serving and hacked up half the box. If donuts were meant to be served all sliced up, they'd be served all sliced up.
Now the rest of the office gets partial donuts unless they also want to be shitty human beings and hack up the rest of them. If I wanted a half a donut, I'd grab one, take it back to my desk, cut it in half, and save it for later.
Find the twat that did it and tell HR you overheard her saying nigger in front of clients.

this is why you just bring in a box of munchkins

do we really need another incel screeching thread?

>>20402438
not everyone has access to a dunkin donuts my fellow northeast chad

>>20402424
how the fuck is it ruined? Is a cake ruined when they slice you a piece? unless somebody's dirty hands touched it I see nothing wrong. Stop being a fatty.

When I worked in an office the boss sometimes bought expensive donuts and it was considered polite to cut each of them into pieces so everyone could try some. The ethics are different if they're "normal" donuts. Apparently reddit has never seen "fancy" donuts before

>>20402455
What that person did is objectively better as it allows everybody to taste from each donut, turning them effectively to minicakes. Based woman. BTFO gluttonous donutfaggot

>>20402256
Serving them pre sliced into 6 pieces seems pretty nice so everyone can sample. As an American, I am pro-jelly doughnuts and pro-jelly doughnut lifestyles. I am always deeply disheartened when the Human Resource Ogresses swoop in and steel my tasty artificial jelly filled fried treat. I seethe and cry and shit all day. One day I'm going to get a dozen jelly doughnuts and eat them alone in my dark office. No one can stop me.

>>20402265
>FLAVORS? FUN? BAD BAD BAD
>THE ONLY SNACK YOU NEED IS CELERY! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE PUT RANCH OR PEANUT BUTTER ON IT YOU FUCKING FATASS

>>20402256
Top right and bottom left look absolutely disgusting. Women were a mistake.

>>20402478
Those look like the best ones you cunt.
>top right cosmic brownie donut
>bottom left cookie monster oreo donut

>>20402485
We objectively know they are not the best ones because the fat bitch would've taken quarters of them.

>>20402502
>expecting women to have good taste

I never participate when all the fat sows at work are inhaling their daily dose of cakes, chocolates or whatever else. I'm at work (grudgingly) to work, not to buy fat fucking heifers goyslop snacks and then listen to the moaning about their weight for six hours a day every fucking day because the fat cunts have no self control at all.

>>20402256
That's fucking hilarious. Kudos to whoever did that

>>20402256
Yeah, I'd rather have a little bit of everything, instead of just one, especially if I were to end up not liking it.

>>20402566
You severed the social contract and I would kill you in the parking lot after work.

>>20402569
And then you go to jail for the rest of your life over a donut LOL

>>20402573
And you would be dead LOL

>>20402569
The ONLY legitimate reason to be upset with this is the fact that she molested the doughnuts and you've no idea if she used her bare hands.
She took less than the equivalent of one whole doughnut. Just cut your own wedge from another one to make a whole, or pick a whole doughnut.

>>20402574
>She took less than the equivalent of one whole doughnut
>5 1/4ths shown cut out in OP
I know Oregon removed math requirements in high school for the sake of your people.

>>20402582
>Anon doesn't know what quarter of a circle looks like

>>20402408
damn thats kinda fucked up. both that they did that, and that one of their coworkers thought it would be fine to mess with other people's food.

How the fuck is this a problem? Does the retarded redditor think she took a bite out of each one? There's literally a couple plastic knives sitting right there. Taking an entire doughnut would be a much more dick move when they're all different.

>>20402575
Fine by me, I want to die anyway. You'd be doing me a favor.

>>20402657
Donuts aren't cakes you retarded faggot. The social contract is that a single donut is for a single person. You take your donut and fuck off.

>>20402666
>Social contract
Doesn't exist. Made up. Fake and gay.

>>20402666
Nah, fuck that shit. I'm not forcing my way in front of everyone just because I don't like most doughnuts and would rather just cut one in half than eat one I don't want. This isn't fucking elementary school.

>>20402669
>>20402668
Sociopaths like you will be killed. Society has no tolerance for your behavior. If you can't learn proper donut etiquette then refrain from eating any donut at all.

>>20402353
what are you a serial killer

>>20402424
its still there nigga its not ruined
if you that desperately need another 1/4th of a donut you can just slice 1/4 of another one, the precedent was established

>>20402679
see >>20402434

>>20402677
If you bring in a dozen doughnuts and they're all different, rushing in first to grab the one YOU want is the dick move. You don't know anything about etiquette or the social contract if you say otherwise. Adults shouldn't act like animals.

>>20402265
yeah my company did that, kept us 1 hour below the threshold for health insurance to kick in

why does the food and cooking board seem to have the highest concentration of schizos

>>20402434
>If I wanted a half a donut, I'd grab one, take it back to my desk, cut it in half, and save it for later
Biggest asshole out of everyone. You might as well grab a whole doughnut, take a bite, then throw the rest in the trash.

>>20402684
No that's literally how it fucking works you autistic fuck. If you missed the chance to get the cinnamon roll donut, then settle for the maple bacon donut. Fuck you.

>>20402687
schizos need to eat too

>>20402693
You are a child. Everyone around you knows you are a child.

I wouldn't be mad at all. I don't really enjoy sugary food so having 1/8th of a donut would be perfectly fine for me.

>>20402317
Didnt earn it

>>20402344
>throwing a morsel in the pig trough.
this.

If I caught the cunt doing this, I would eat her sack lunch in the company fridge.

>>20402702
jokes on you when you open the bag and it's full of vegan food

>>20402696
This. I bet it was actually 4 or 5 people who took a piece of a donut before the redditor showed up.

>>20402687
>>20402694
Actually this pretty much, diversity is our strength on this board.
>anime
has some demographic that cares about it
>diy
has some demographic that cares about it
>r9k
has some incels and attentionwhores who want to collect orbiters
>food and cooking
literally everyone alive qualifies

>>20402256
It's not so much about sharing, it's about when at work you're there to work, not be happy happy bullshit artists, and who knows maybe the person is a psycho. I don't want to partake in someone elses food, someone that I probably don't know. Deal with it, I don't want random food.

>>20402725
Half agree on that one. It just comes to a point where fatties brings pastries and candy every day it just gets too much. I could have a donut a month probably. They're like alcoholics who keep trying to feed everyone else so they won't have to feel bad about being the only ones having it.

>>20402725
>when at work you're there to work, not be happy happy bullshit artists
>*proceeds to walk over to box of donuts and dump them into the garbage while telling everyone to get back to work*
And that's how anon got fired 10 days into his internship position.

>>20402455
>hands are dirty, mouths are clean
I hope someone bites you so you learn just how prone to infection human bites actually are.

>>20402751
There's clearly knives in the box and all the pieces look like they've been cut, they don't look like bite marks.

>>20402751
>mouths are clean
What are you even talking about?

>schizophrenics want to bomb federal buildings in protest because Karen didn't eat the donut correctly

>>20402256
The fat pigs at my office do this to "be good" and not eat too many calories, meanwhile they all eat mountains of candy and other snacks at their desk all day

The biggest issue here is that donuts go stale instantly when cut open like that.

>>20402816
i bring a bag of peppered beef jerky to eat at my desk occasionally

>>20402824
I love beef jerky but that shit kills my teeth and is so salty you would be better off eating 20 Baja Blast Buffalo Ranch Chicken Wings.

>>20402751
You are a super retard

>>20402256
Atleast they used a knife, some jack ass at my old company bit one donut then put it back like some kind of animal. Smdh

>>20402265
So true.

>female coworker cuts donut holes in half and leaves half a donut hole in the container
Legitimate psychopath behavior.

>>20402256
Should have just taken the cookie monster doughnut.

>>20402423
shh

>>20402256
based

>>20402256
>fruity pebbles donut

>>20402376
my favorite is an empty donut box, empty cookie trays, completely full trash cans, and a single diet root beer sitting on the table

>>20402751
you are an imbecile

Kinda want a donut. How hard are they to make?

Really depends on who these people are. If it is cunty woman that does shit just to be cunty then the OP guy has a point, but it could just as easily be a small, close-nit work "family" and everyone is friends and OP guy is the cunty outlier.

>ITT: redditors discuss OP's reddit screencamp as if this were reddit

>>20402256
would marry
unfathomably based

>>20402256
>Reddit posting about 4chan posting about tumblr posting about

>>20402265
But a portion of our taxes go towards funding a health care safety net for anybody who needs it. Your employer buying you insurance on top of that is excessive.

>>20402337
Not in the US, fren, in the US you get one(1) donout a year as a reward.

I dont see whats wrong, as long as its been cut with a knife and not touching them. If anything you should be having a bite or two of that kind of shit tops, it should be standard practice to cut up donuts if bringing it to a group of people so they can eat a small piece rather than feeling like they have to grab a whole donut

>>20403179
You don't get to have a woman in your crotch

>>20402344
At my workplace we all bring something to work so everybody can share because we’re not autistic white retards with no sense of community

>>20403301
I work in the field so I can go months without seeing my coworkers except the supervisor and project managers. We don't try to give each other diabetes. So for us it makes sense to just grab a small bite and leave some for the rest because we spend like 5% of our time in the office tops.

>>20403239
>it should be standard practice to cut up donuts if bringing it to a group of people so they can eat a small piece rather than feeling like they have to grab a whole donut
People that bring in this kind of shit tend to be crabs in a bucket, they are fat and want everyone around them to be fat as well, and will try and shame you if you dont grab a big piece of something.

>>20403313
>>>/r9k/ fucking loser lmao

>>20402455
Tell me about all the times you ate 3/4ths of a cookie

>>20402902
The man in the image is upset because he wanted to have the fruity pebbles donut but it had already been sampled and thus he's now forced to wait for the sampler to decide if she wants the rest of the donut or not.

>>20403313
Based field Chad.

>>20402265
HR Karens don't make that connection. They just know if there is a doughnut account, that means they get to eat doughnuts at company expense.

>>20403301
>no sense of community
This is the guy preaching "Return to the office" so he can have some company provided faux friends as no one outside of the office would ever want to socialize with him. Always beware of coworkers with no life outside of the company as they're the main instigators of mandatory fun and erasing the line between work and your private life.

>>20403350
>>20403364
Samefagging retard is pissing and shitting his pants lol

I actually dislike when my office buys donuts, how these absolute sugar bombs became considered snacks is ridiculous

>eating disgusting sugary shite

>>20402256
>This women
Why is it so common not to know the difference between 'woman' and 'women' now?

>>20402666
my social contract says you're a fag that ought to be ignored on every day starting with a 1, 2, or 3

>>20402256
imagine eating work donuts.

>>20402256
>Americans legitimately look at a novelty doughnut like that and think "yes this is one serving and someone is a dick for cutting it up"
Reminds me of the people who think Crumbl cookies are single serving jej

>>20403460
It's simple. One smells like fish and the other like shit.

>>20402684
>social contract
...and other malarkey you cooked up for yourself.

I guess theres a social contract about each employee getting 1 donut and if someone takes a bite out of them its annoying

>>20402695
you're literally stuck in a state of arrested development.
around the mental age of a middle schooler that thinks they need to please others in order for life to work.
please get serious professional help.
your kind is ruining the world for everybody else.

>>20403419
*farts in your face*

>>20402669
>would rather just cut one in half than eat one I don't want. This isn't fucking elementary school.
see, this is where you think in reverse.
in elementary school the teacher would've cut the donut in half to quell the situation that would arise when your kind would cry from not getting their way.
this means that you haven't learned anything.
you were supposed to learn that you're not supposed to have your way when other people are involved, your selfish fucking asshole.
if you can't eat the whole thing, just don't touch the fucking donut.
it's just that simple.
>"oh, i don't want a whole one. maybe just a piece?"
learn some self-control of your impulses to eat garbage, you stupid narcissistic fat fuck.

>>20402692
would be his right because it's his claimed donut.
get well soon.

>>20403628
>his noon-american ass has such a slow metabolism he can't eat a donut, which is two bites

>Bring a standard 12 donut sampler (according to their website) to an office of 30 people
>Leave them out in a common area without notes or even telling anyone
>Complain when someone doesn't want to eat an entire sugar bomb/is trying to be nice to ensure everyone can try at least a piece
>*Fatty autism intensifies*
>Go on Reddit and lie about how 12 people in an office of 30 all totally ordered these donuts and the slicer is the dick

>>20402331
Nice projection fatty

>>20403675
>thinks everybody is an npc like them and eats donuts
>doesn't grasp the concept that some people don't eat baked goods because they just suck
>doesn't bring anything else
>thinks it's perfectly ok TO CUT UP A FUCKING DONUT
you're the one that thinks like a selfish prick, anon.
get well soon.

>>20402336
I just order 2 boxes, cheapskate.

>>20403677
Why did this guy bring a dozen donuts to an office of thirty people? If they were all individually ordered for a small group, why is he not giving each donut individually to the person who ordered it? Why lie about them being individually ordered to begin with when this is a sampler?

>>20402256
Then don't get a donut faggot. I never want to eat a whole donut. If I am in the mood I'll use a knife to cut one in half.

>>20403686
>Why did this guy bring a dozen donuts to an office of thirty people?
because corporate types only think of office holders and up.
it's just that simple.

>>20403687
>Then don't get a donut faggot.
that's the whole point, if you can't eat a whole one, just leave it alone.
control your impulses for sugar, lardass.
>I never want to eat a whole donut. If I am in the mood I'll use a knife to cut one in half.
see, you're the kind of person that needs serious help.

>>20403691
If you're this mad about getting less donut into your mouth you're the one with an actual problem

>>20402469
That’s why they sell donut-holes you booger eater. You simply don’t break the integrity of certain foods, they are meant to be served whole, like a hot dog. You don’t host a cookout and put a big platter of 1/4 hot dogs out for guests.

>>20403700
>less donut into your mouth
not the issue.
the issue is that one middle aged woman claimed 5 donuts.and was too fucking selfish to realize why she's divorced.
think better.

>>20403727
>Hehe what if I compare a simple hot dog to this intentionally excessive doughnut that only a career fat ass would think is meant to be one serving what then bucko

>>20403737
Is she the one who ordered 12 donuts for an office of 30, put them in a public place, then didn't mention it wasn't for the whole office?

>>20403739
A donut is like 270Cal. ONE with a black cup of coffee is a perfectly reasonable breakfast and not at all excessive.

>>20403741
you don't get to blame the correct action instead of the incorrect action.
you don't pieces out of donuts and leave the donuts in the box.
this is a community area, not your house, narcissist.
get
well
soon.

>>20403750
Fat

>>20403757
cut pieces*

>>20403758
>disingenuously cherry-picks extravagant meme donut place
I’m talking about a simple old-fashioned or cruller, penisbreath.

>>20403773
Literally the place mentioned in the Reddit post you nonce.

Worst offense here is that they didn't bother to cut it at a proper 90° angle

>>20402256
itt: people that don't understand that only virgins are desirable.
itt: pieces of shit that steal fries from their dates.

>>20402256
>eating 5 quarters instead of one (1) donut
sneaky sneaky fatfuck
kinda based, ngl

>>20402256

>>20403778
Ah, I am ashamed. I will go into the West now and fade into legend.

>>20403460
Shitskin thirdworlders have internet access now and pretend to understand English.

>>20403737
Nigga you are the one the brought up being fat. If you need to eat a whole donut. You have the fucking problem fatty fatty fat fuck.

>>20402424
This, exactly.
It's this main character syndrome bullshit where every 20 year old cunt with a TickTok account thinks the world revolves around them.
I guarantee the fat hole who did this did not even consider for one second that no one would want to touch some food she's defiled for no reason but her own personal craving.

>>20402265
At every place I've worked, these donut boxes were brought in by generous and/or sycophantic employees to share with everyone. The company never bought these except for quarterly "employee engagement" activities, but even those it was most often deli stuff or pizza.

This is why I choose only 3 different variants of the same basic donut when sharing. Like only chocolate, blueberry, and classic cake ones. Not too fancy to where people feel entitled to something unique, not too limited to where they don't get a choice at all. Otherwise everyone gets pissy when the "good ones" get taken and do shit like cutting them in half, which I personally am OK with towards when there are unclaimed ones towards the end of shift, but when they're fresh nobody ever claims the tainted leftover half.
If it's obvious that there are 4 donuts for any choice, people are way more civil about it.

>>20402449
Literally every place that does regular donuts also does holes

Depends on the context. Its normal to do it if you're eating them together as a group. A friend of mine once brought a box of gourmet donuts and we cut them up into pieces so everyone could try each flavor. But it's kind of a weird thing to do if coworkers aren't that close or friendly with each other and the box is just left out for the wageslaves to graze on at their leisure

womemes do this so they can pretend their diet is going well
they'll eat the equivalent of a full donut and act like it was nothing

>>20403364
Dont lump us no life losers who go home and drink and play video games with those fags.

>>20404214
sorry youre lumped in

>>20402449
>t. Hick who's never left his hometown
Do you seriously believe that Dunkin is some obscure regional chain?

>>20402376
This is true. I finally escaped night shift but i still feel bad to see the company shit on them.

Not saying this is okay but i wouldn't want an entire donut to myself. I just want a quarter or so just to taste.

>>20404248
i only want women between 18 and 24 years old but its just not feasible for someone like me

>>20404258
I think a small bite of donut instead of eating 1000 calories with a breakfast pastry is reasonable

>Top left is edging on being sickly sweet
>Rest is three times as sugar dense
>This is what it takes for office wagies to feel appreciated
What the fuck.

>>20404258
My gf is 22 and would probably do something like pic rel because shes a big time karen git gud bro

>>20402256
me and a group of friends at a box of voodoo donuts like that

>>20402256

> THE SUM OF THE PARTS IS GREATER THAN THE HOLE.

>>20404329
Old workplace used to do a meat raffle at the end of every month and giveaway this massive hamper full of meats and cheese and pickled vegetables, man that was the only time I felt valued as an employee

Do people not realize you shouldn't need to be externally motivated by food to show up to work and do your damn job? You aren't going to the meeting because you are being compensated with paltry sugar. You are going because you are required to get someone to sign your damn paycheck. Someone decided from the kindness of their heart to spend their own money to bring some donuts. Grow up.

>>20404352
That sounds great, too bad it's just a raffle so basically just one guy gets something. Better than some shitty donuts tho.

>>20404364
zamn boomer vibe

>>20404365
We all got invited to a restaurant or pub and management would pay the tab so everyone still got something in the end, I highly doubt any workplace would still do this today

the best way to raise moral at the office is just to have a bunch of young women working there
not in charge or anything

>>20404373
I had this for my second summer job. I ordered the Tournedos beef and some drinks, it was great. Feels like something of the past for sure.

>>20404376
Sure, if it was the 50s. Now they'll report to HR if you even try to hint there's a possible sexual interest and I'm not talking about crude remarks or touching them inappropriately.

>>20404382
Women do not belong in the workplace unless they’re paid prostitutes

>>20404369
Say what you want, but I 100% believe in the work life balance meme i.e when I'm at work I don't want to waste time bullshitting with people I don't care about about my life. When I'm at home I don't want to think or talk about work. Just show up get your shit done and leave. I don't care about company picnics, luncheons, or other events. I don't need to "feel appreciated" to be more productive. If anything all these other activities to build community just deter from what a meeting is trying to accomplish.

>>20404376
I go to work to get out of the house and away from my wife why the fuck should I have to deal with more women at my workplace

>>20404388
because your wife is old used up haggard and demanding and entitled and smells and these girls are young and hot

>>20404401
My wife is 26 you’re a gooning simp lol

>>20404401
>and these girls are young and hot
Also unavailable unless you meet their strict criteria of the economic top 10%. Just look up what women who think they're top picks want their man to earn yearly.

>>20404401
Why would I need to go to work to see that?

>>20402256
I've been to functions/events where every donut was cut into quarters specifically for this reason and so people who want less than a whole donut can easily get it.

>>20404405
tick tock

Lol, I did this before and niggers were seething.
>officecels are the most retarded niggers ever.

>>20404441
you smug motherfucker

>>20404426
For you perhaps you’ve run out of time to find a gf kek insecure faggot

Donuts are for plebs.
Bagels are for the elite.

>>20404448
I had a cheeky laugh while they were seriously upset trying to figure out who would have done it.
>I didn’t want a full doughnut, same situation as I like 6 doughnuts and 12 people on the office or whatever.
>Knew not everybody could have one even if a few people didn’t want one some fat cunts would probably eat two.
>Some how I am a psychopath or something?

>>20404450
you smugg motherfucker

>>20404455
Same carb saturated white wheat flour tho. Shit is basically the same as sugars.

>>20404455
Bagels gotten too expensive they need to slice them nowadays. You from New York?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>20402256
>constant ads for diets and for making people look like supermodels causes irreparable mental issues
>this leads to people cutting off sections of a donut for fear having a single actual donut will make everyone point at them like the bodysnatchers and call them fat slobs

>>20404940
Really.. you think this is the pressing problem we face societally? Too many people overly health conscious about what they stuff in their faces?

>>20404965
where i work you'd get fired for questioning my lived experience

>>20404965
>overly health conscious about non-issues because what's labeled as "healthy" is literal skeletons with makeup
>not at all concerned about real issues like contamination, aspartame, everything that ends up in tap water, plastics leeching into whatever's put into them

>>20402256
well, heres a marketing gimmick. just make average donuts with shit cheap fondant but slice them up and mix the colours together. mosaic donuts. pay me millions. nigger.

>>20404977
Lardass

>>20402331
i'm sorry all the women in your life suck so much. that reflects poorly on you.

>>20405063
>it's your fault your mother is a whore

>>20402256
That's fucked up

When people bring donuts to work (because I’m such a FATASS!! [lol]) I cut myself half a donut. Then, in half an hour, I cut myself another half. Then, in half an hour, I cut myself another half. IM SUCH A FATASS! LOLLLLLLL

>>20405101
Lol fatass! Me on the other hand. I'm in such good shape I grab a whole donut then a half hour later I want another donut, but they are all cut in half!!!!!! This is bullshit I want another whole donut!

>>20403691
>eating a tiny bit of a donut = lardass
>eating a whole donut = not lardass
??????????

This is what you do normally when they are fancy donuts. Most people would rather have a little of the red velvet, lemon, cookie dough, etc. than eat one entire flavor. Especially since a lot of them are seasonal and you have no idea if you'd like it.

>>20402476
maybe if you ate better you'd be more creative and actually able to hold a conversation like an adult

>>20402376
this has happened to me and i still eat them desu

>>20403916
>donut boxes were brought in by generous and/or sycophantic employees to share with everyone
Really? Each donut is like $5 where I live. Probably $15 in the more urban areas

>>20404455
>the (elite)
>bagels
frankly, it is hard to argue with this. the evidence supports the claim.

all i've learned from this thread is that wagecucks are psychopaths

>>20402476
Good goy

>>20404455
Why is everyone complaining about the donut when this slicing is infinitely worse

>>20403301
>we’re not white
So you don't have a workplace and this post is nothing but a sad larp.

>>20402256
I'd follow suit

>>20406162
>brown people don’t work
Bull shit, they just don’t get paid as much

Just fucking pick a donut and eat it, or don't. Stop doing this "oh I'm on a diet I'll only eat half of one and leave the other half that no one will want to touch after I've had my shitty fingers on it"

>>20404405
I'm 45 and still dump my girlfriends when they turn 26.

>>20406303
It's only decent thing to do. Don't waste your beard's entire breeding years.

Donut holes would have eliminated this problem.

>>20402256
I don't see a problem here since I don't eat donuts.
What I do is toast a bagel, spray with cooking spray, and coat with aspartame and cinnamon. This simulates a donut but is much healthier.

>>20403016
Easier than you think.
I would advise dividing the recipe as low as you can or you'll be stuck trying to eat way too many.
If you want cinnamon/sugar coating, stagger frying. They will absorb the oil very quickly when removed from it so you want to get them directly into the mixture.
For filled donuts, use the handle of a spoon to hollow them out. You can then use a plastic bag with a corner cut off as a filling bag. Overfilling will make the donut push some back out.
Chocolate you might want to fuck around with a double boiler, I don't use drugs so idk.

The people pretending to complain about eating an entire donut are the fat ones. A normal person wouldn't even have this cross their mind.

You are fat because you are lazy and stupid.

>>20406359
People who are accustomed to eating a high fat diet get intense hunger pains.
The solution is to eat as little fat as possible.
There are certain foods a never eat. Specifically, all fatty food.

>>20404376
High School had tons of young women and it was the most demoralizing place in existence. No amount of incentives will make prisoners and slaves grateful to you.

>>20406359
>did i just have a hard PT session where i run or ruck 5 miles?
>Yeah i'll have a donut, bacon and stuff
>Am i just working a office job?
>Yeah ill have a bowl of cereal

>>20402256
That’s my donut, not yours. Sharing is stealing.

>>20402256
what lardass needs a whole fucking donut?

>>20402485
Topping based donuts are trash. Same lazy bland shit as that gay ass fruity pebbles one, only Chocolate flavored.

>>20402434
>If donuts were meant to be served all sliced up, they'd be served all sliced up.
Now the rest of the office gets partial donuts unless they also want to be shitty human beings and hack up the rest of them

this is exactly how i feel about nonvirgin women

>>20406327
Women cut even donut holes in half and leave half a donut hole in the plastic container. There is no depth to their decadence.

If you are even eating a donut, you have lost. Donuts aren't fit for human consumption. There is too much sugar and fat in them!

>>20402256
100% a fake post
there's probably 13 people and only 12 donuts so some people donated a part of their donut. Then some tard redditor posted it as ragebait for updoots.

>>20402256
tell me you're "ready to settle down" without saying it

>>20403727
Nobody sells jelly-filled donut holes, Anon.
Filled donuts traditionally don't have holes through the centers because if they did, all the jelly or custard or "creme" or whatever would fall out.

>>20403795
>five donuts cut
>cut an exact 72° wedge out of each
I'm not seeing the problem, whoever did it did it correctly.

>>20404258
You just need to go to eastern Europe or Latin America or the Philippines, Anon. Or niggercontinent if you're into that (you disgusting niggerlover).

>i saw a meme on discord about free pizza at work so that means i have to HATE free food at work.

>>20408272
It's not free, you pay for it with your health.

>>20408130
This. As a kid i would eat like 5 donuts out of a dozen, nowadays i eat one and i regret it.

>>20408274
Yeah youre right they should have boiled chicken and broccoli day instead

>>20408279
based

>>20403795
>>20402256
What I want to know is why there’s a fucking fork in the box.
You don’t need a fork to hold down the donut when you’re going to grab the donut piece with your fingers anyways.
Unless she ate from the fork and put it in the box, which is disgusting.

>>20408272
>free food
But it isn't free. They're using your paycheck to supply it and pretending they did you a favor.
I'm an adult, I've already got my meal planned out. Quit using my money to decide what I'm eating for the day, if you want pizza then go fucking buy it yourself.

>>20408461
no they aren't you retarded nigger. YOUR COWORKERS ARE BRINGING IN FOOD FOR EVERYONE

>>20402331
>Women are all fat

Yes, all 3 billion of them. Even the chinese, vietnamese and peruvian ones. Even the starving ones, supposedly

>>20408474
>YOUR COWORKERS ARE BRINGING IN FOOD FOR EVERYONE
Depends.
Homemade treats, definitely. Donuts, maybe. But never pizza.
If it's pizza, it's 100% your workplace reallocating your funds to someone else in your business who then writes it off as a business expense.
Donuts could go either direction.

>>20408490
Every time any treats like donuts are brought in, it's because someone did it after they got promoted. Happens almost every month. Pizza I'll give you isn't from coworkers but the only reason we get it is because there's leftover pizza from a customer lunch visit.

>>20402256
sugar chads keep winning

>>20408518
granulated sugar covered donuts is the most lazy faggotry that exists
take your sandy donut and cram it in your asshole, loser

>>20408500
>it's because someone did it after they got promoted.
So basically the company reallocated funds to someone else in your businesses, and the money is being used to smooth over the transition of power.
You understand that this doesn't actually come at the expense of the business or the person buying them, right?>>20408518

>>20408534
NO YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER
A COWORKER GETS PROMOTED AND DECIDES TO BUY DONUTS IN CELEBRATION FOR HIS COWORKERS

OR FUCK, COWORKERS BRING IN DONUTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY CONSTANTLY
I have the feeling some of you don't work in a white-majority business.

>>20408539
>AND DECIDES
They're expected to, for the reasons I listed. It's hollow. Quit buying into this bullshit

>>20408555
Nope, I've never done it and less than 50% of the office does.

>>20408552
>COWORKERS BRING IN DONUTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY CONSTANTLY
That's fine. I can respect that. But stop pretending these promotional donuts are anything other a public announcement to smooth over transition of power.

>>20408573
Showing gratitude at an opportunistic moment to give back for the free treats your coworkers have given you over the years is a white thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>20408585
You're under the impression that I don't regularly bring in food for my co-workers. You're wrong.
Learn how to recognize and identify hollow gestures.

>>20402256
Im not doing any research because Ugh, Reddit
But I just know that liek 50% or more of the replies to that post are ppl absolutely dunking all over OP for this shit take
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this
In fact, if I bring a mix box of donuts to work I would encourage ppl to do this, try as many as you like

>>20408609
>reddit likes butchering up single serving food items and destroying the social contract for donut etiquette
And that's why I am against this behavior.
You are ideologically identifying with reddit. Kill yourself.

I've got no problem with it.
"First come first serve" is a shitty policy with work food because it mostly fucks over people from other shifts, or worse, people who are actually busy working.
If karen decides she doesn't want to just hog the best donut for herself but still wants a full donut, then I'm fine with her cutting off some pieces.

>>20408615
Who gives a fuck about actually working? Cuck mentality. I'm there to do the bare minimum to not get fired so I can get a paycheck and leave ASAP to enjoy my life.

It's impolite and unsanitary to manhandle food that was purchased in bulk with the intent to be shared.

It would be like if someone in your office, or household if you don't have a job, buys a box of chocolates, and you poke your finger into the bottoms of all of them to see what the filling is, leaving the majority of them in the box, pierced but uneaten. Yes, I do know a woman who does this. Yes, it's always a woman who acts like this, same as with the donuts.

>>20409272
>manhandle
They clearly used utensils.

>and you poke your finger
Utensils.

>>20409297
Have you ever cut up a bunch of donuts in a box? There’s no way to do that without touching them, “utensils” or not.

>>20409304
>Have you ever cut up a bunch of donuts in a box?
Yes.
What are you, a fucking chimp?

>>20402751
>>hands are dirty, mouths are clean
nobody said this and you are so retarded for trying to imply he believes this. RETARD!!!!

>>20409312
Are you a woman? Lmao

>>20409349
>RETARD!!!!
Take your chill pills.

Why is the cookiemonster doing the soy-face

sometimes I'll bring in a pack of smokes and leave them in the break room for people to share. one time someone smoked half of one and put it back in the pack

>>20402256
We do this in our office and nobody bats an eye.

What annoys my is when someone takes a single pop-tart and leaves the open package with the other one behind in our crafty kitchen. I get that they might only want one and hope someone will come along and eat the other, but it's an open fucking package sitting around, nobody's going to take it. Just take the entire fucking thing and keep it at your desk for later or for the drive home.

>>20402256
these doughnuts look like dogshit.

>>20402344
yes but instead of sulking like a bitch you should engorge yourself ruthlessly and disdainfully as an actual protest. ruin it for everyone instead

>>20409751
i don't have a dog so I can't really speak to that but I do have a cat but she dogs a hole and buries her shit so I can't really speak to that either but this was a good and entertaining thread.

>>20409757
digs a hole lmfao good thread much respect

The second greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing fatties that ring shaped cake was a donut and you could eat it for breakfast without confronting your out of control refined sugar addiction.

>>20409763
Skinny French people have pastry and coffee for breakfast. It makes more sense as a light meal than as a snack, which is how most people eat donuts.

I hate fancy donuts, they shouldn't ever be more complicated than pink frosting with sprinkles

>>20409773
they smoke and drink coffee a lot so that helps

>>20402344
>Add the fucking donut money to my paycheck, cunts.
That's not how it works and you know it.

>>20409794
Based. And yknow what? I gotta say - a little bit red pilled!

>take slices of multiple cakes
:)
>take slices of multiple small cakes
:(

>>20402508
I do better.
I keep a bowl of m&ms and other candies on my desk at all time to make them fat.
None of them have noticed I never touch that bowl myself yet, it's been about 2 years

>>20402331
*american

>>20402455
You know this fat whore touched it with her dirty unwashed hands and filthy fingernails
>>20402460
This obese big back hog took way more than what would amount to one doughnut and probably went back for more

>>20404455
Dangerously true
Shalom

>>20402256
the point is that women don't feel stupid and annoying doing stupid and annoying things, much to the dismay of men

>>20402423
honestly these days i prefer just plain donuts
as in a donut freshly made
straight out of the oil
no sugar or anything
just a plain ring of fried dough

>>20409297
>>20409312
Found the female

>>20402317
I was coming to post this. I'd put 100 dollars it was a black female. \

>>20402460
Absolutely true. Hard to fathom all these retards itt who want to only have their one autism snacks perfect 'nut and can't comprehend trying more than one thing.

>>20410035
DONUTS ARE NOT CAKE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>20403334
today

>>20409380
sorry i'll take my Daily Dose

>>20411373
Shitass am*rican ones like in OP's pic are. Apart from the one(1) singular actual donut and the churro-donut.

>>20411373
Donuts are definitely cake by all definitions.
Cake is a lot more broad of a term than you think it is.