/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20388764
Mmmm, cum on bandaids on top of Sysco French fries. Truly the Brits know how to live

>>20388768
Have you tried it, Taqoundius??

>>20388772
Yes. It's not good. Even your "drunk food" is terrible.

>>20388790
You must have been to a poor establishment, Mr. Lopez

>>20388764
Actual döner is better. The salad makes it much better.

>>20388801
Love how you keep calling me names of cultures that make much better food than this generic Turkslop. We get kebab shops that open occasionally. They don't stay open long because the food sucks and tacos are better. Or as you would say, "tack ohs."

>>20388811
Both are good.

>>20388812
Ah, you've tried it over (((there))) - understood

>>20388812
Same here with shitty taco shops.

>>20388815
Nah, turks don't make good fries

>>20388812
objectively wrong and objectively a fag.

>>20388764
It's spelled Döner

imagine convincing yourself that slop is food

>>20388764
how much

>>20388811
the goat fast food

>>20389367
two tv licenses

>>20388764
The worst thing about doing nightshift is that nothing is open past midnight I’m starving and this thread is fucking killing me

>>20389399
>nothing is open past midnight
I bet you live in London. You live in London, don't you?

>>20388811
>oh and no tomato, no cabbage, no carrots, no cucumber... actually just onion and pickled jalapenos if you have them.
yup. so much better

ordering online from a kebab joint is like buying a secondhand car from ebay. You gotta look the Turk in the eye while he shaves your meatloaf

>>20388764
In the US, Donner means human meat.

Go to turkey and get yourself an Iskender at a fancy restaurant. Döner will pale in comparison.

>>20389654
>Go to turkey
stopped reading

>>20388764
yes döner is good sloppa, durum döner with garlic sauce/sambal and salad is my favorite.

anons i miss the time this was still 3 euro, about 10 years ago. now it's fucking 8 euro

>>20389637
this is very true, I am a regular customer at my local guy cicek. he gives me about 2 to 3 times the amount of döner he gives to random people.

>>20388764
>Nothing beats a good old Donner and Chips
uhh, yes, there is something better, actual spit roasted gyros with tzatziki made with real greek yogurt, cucumbers, garlic and lemon. Doner sauce is utter crap made from canned sweetened condensed milk.

>>20389915
That answers a question i had about their sauce. If it aint yogurt, dill and cucumber based it's the wrong fucking sauce

>giving money to immigrants
Yikes, still, enjoy your slop

>>20389959
I judge immigrants by dooning ability. Business success as a dooner requires 100+ IQ, low time preference, conversational ability in local language and tolerance for the culture of the host nation.
If governments adopted my filter there would be no problems with immigration.

>>20389654
>Go to turkey
no thanks

>>20388764
That’s a fuckin snack pack mate. Also, you’re supposed to use sweet chilli and garlic sauce, mixed meat, add cheese. Chicken salt on the chips. Coke on the side. And ask the guy at the counter how business is

>>20388764
Nothing beats this salty, sweet, simpsons fast food parody of a meal. My arteries are literally cumming

>>20390364
Finished off with a cheeky neenish tart. >uuuuuuuurp!
>rubs stretch marks out of tummy

>>20389915
>Doner sauce is utter crap made from canned sweetened condensed milk.
>sweetened
no wonder you fuckers don't like it, do you have to have added sugar in literally fucking everything?

>>20390364
>>20390375
Freakin yummo

>>20390155
Day of the Dropbear soon

>>20388764
um pardon me, I'm the one who posts brit food to show they have no food culture

>>20389647
imagine thinking up this meme, thinking it will be so hilarious
then you misspell "smacking"

>>20391868
They were calorie and nutrient deprived in harsh winter weather. Looking up the spelling of words wasn't a top priority.

>>20388764
Seems alright
Still going Mexican instead

>>20388768
>equivalating food to cum/poo/piss/vomit based on its colour
apex humour for subhuman brownoids.

>>20388764
>Donner and Chips
>No chips in picture

>>20388764
Those are fries you massive fucking retard.

>>20393745
Yes you should go back. Tell your buddies at home depot too

>>20390155
You are supposed to shut the fuck up

>>20388764
I love me a gyro

There is a middle eastern place near me that does 2 for 1 deals for something very similar to this but I think lamb, Imma get it tmrw

>>20393870
The chips are under the doner.

>>20389405
I too am actively fostering my colon cancer

>>20394199
those are not chips

>>20388764
brother that's a HSP

>>20388768
you think that's bad you should see what we Canadians do to "Donair" on the East coast

>>20389654
I can get an iskender if I want a fucking iskender, or if I want a fucking adana or or shish or beyti or kaburga. Don't tell me what pales in comparison to what, you presumptuous piece of shit

>>20394719
Crikey mate! That's not fish and chips, it's a Billabong Snack Pack! Australia is a blight on the western world

>>20389345
Dont have that key on my keyboard, europoor

>>20388768
retarded americans once again showing they dont understand what a french fry is

>>20394853
Me neither. Learn to use the compose key or just google the character and copy paste it.

>>20391860
>I'm the one who posts brit food to show they have no food culture
OBSESSED!

Jumbo sausage, chips and curry sauce, looks good but I prefer the curry sauce left in the pot for dunking.

>>20388764
CHILLI SAUCE SALAD, BOSS?

>>20388764
>Donner

>>20390155
>snack pack
What the fuck are those ramblings?

>>20388764
I love me a proper donner party

>>20390101
>conversational ability in local language
If a kebab store clerk says anything other than "everything?" and the price I'm never coming back again, respect social boundaries please

>>20389915
How's life in Halifax?

>>20397847
Your dönermann will never call you boss

>>20388768
>be so mindbroken by gay porn addiction that you cannot comprehend a white/cream sauce or condiment without immediately thinking of cum
Truly the Amerimutts know how to live

>>20398045
>How's life in Halifax?
I'm a Floridian, but yes, it was in Halifax that I had the disgusting sweet sauced doner. Is that only local to them? I'm really surprised anyone would ever order it more than once in their lifetime. I could only eat 3 bites, and then pushed my plate away. It's just a huge disappointment no matter how hungry you might be at the time. I like honey chicken, and other sweet meats, but not that crap!

>>20390101
never met one of these. every kebab shop is filled with useless drop kicks

>>20388764
Chilli sauce only on my kebabs.

Haven't ordered one in ages though because last time I just got meat and chips and salad. Stupid fucks put the salad on top of the meat and chips so they arrived stone cold.

>>20398058
He better fucking not

>>20388764
could murder a doner and a coke lads

>>20398097
It's a Halifax thing, I don't even think they do this in the rest of Nova Scotia because it's so retarded

>doner
>donair
these sound disgusting so i wont eat them.
ill eat a kebab though, that sounds like the proper name.

wrap + lamb + lettuce + tomato + onion + garlic sauce
nothing else.