/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20378159
If I was a woman I would whore myself out for money so fast.

>>20378162
plenty of gays will pay to do disgusting things to you, whats the wait about

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>>20378159
>fuck nice trannies
>do coke
>drink beer and eat fish all day
>everything for less than what it costs to live in an immigrant infested hellhole in US
No wonder so many old farts move up there

>>20378322
vietnamese has nothing but the finest women, trans people are from thailand

>>20378433
what's the thai cost of living looking like?

>>20378520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30OdNY7ociM

>>20378534
>bangkok
they're really leaning into this ladyboy thing huh

>>20378159
da nang is nice but got shitty post-2016 once white people got tired of saigon and hanoi. i can see my old house in that picture. one time the family i was staying with got their dog stolen in the middle of the night lol
mi quang = best noodle dish

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>>20378573
da nang? with the log ride?

>>20378159
>healthy, varied, nutritious local produce
>in Vietnam

Yup, my mouth is watering already...

>>20378520
Thailand is quite expensive these days due to the shenanigans with the thai baht
>>20378159
Da nang is great, only an hour to hoi an south too for peak tourism nonsense
Hue to the north. Food is great and dirt cheap, but dont listen to youtubers

>>20378603
that probably tastes really good though.

By the time I've accumulated enough wealth to retire to SEA all the richest whites will have inflated the prices beyond my reach and I'll only be able to afford to move to Papua New Guinea if I'm lucky. Meanwhile, the entire native population of those nations will have migrated to my area and be feeling like they've improved their lifestyle.

>>20378159
>>20379028
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervnUz5P0To (Retire Early $872 Month Da Nang Vietnam) [22:47]
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>deviant sex pest stuff aside, focus on the culinary aspects
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>eating out at nice restaurants 7 days a week costs 60 dollars total per week for you and one other person
>healthy, varied, nutritious local produce and the restaurants are good quality for when you don't want to cook
>you walk everywhere so you don't get fat and get a ton of vitamin D
>can't drink the local water, but water filters are a cheap and plentiful
>1 beer = 1 USD
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>is vietnam the culinary endgame for the common /ck/ poster?

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>>20379093
this is what i don't get. all of these white dudes begging other whites to come to move over is only going to make their lifestyle more expensive and more competitive for women. i don't fully get why they do it. maybe the need to inflate their ego and toot their horn supersedes any self preservation instincts

>>20379196
they've "made it" so they're secure and can post/act like a western white woman, inviting all into their lifestyle and why it works for them

I live in Vietnam now since 2 years, most the women are not that pretty and they age poorly.

>>20379243
No it’s because nobody wants to hear their risqué stories about covertly sucking tranny dick at a gay bar while they were drunk so they need somebody young and impressionable to project on in order to feel accomplished about their hedonistic lifestyle, if you consider this ‘making it’ then you’re insecure asf lmao

>>20379314
we're on separate pages i think
these guys have "made it" even if we don't agree with them

>>20379322
You just sound like an astro-turfing boomer sex tourist

>>20379261
really? i always hear that even from normies, viet women are the most attractive asian women. or at least in the top top tier.

How do you stay in Vietnam long-term? Heard from a guy I know who lives in Thailand that shit got more complicated in the last few years.

>>20378159
>eating out at nice restaurants 7 days a week costs 60 dollars total per week for you and one other person
It's all asian though
>healthy, varied, nutritious local produce and the restaurants are good quality for when you don't want to cook
It's all asian though
>you walk everywhere so you don't get fat and get a ton of vitamin D
It's in Asia though
>can't drink the local water, but water filters are a cheap and plentiful
I can drink the water here without a filter
>1 beer = 1 USD
Okay

>>20379926
>eating out at nice restaurants 7 days a week costs 60 dollars total per week for you and one other person
It's all poopy-gooky though
>healthy, varied, nutritious local produce and the restaurants are good quality for when you don't want to cook
It's all poopy-gooky though
>you walk everywhere so you don't get fat and get a ton of vitamin D
It's in Poopygookyworld though
>can't drink the local water, but water filters are a cheap and plentiful
I can drink the water here without a filter
>1 beer = 1 USD
Okay
ftfy

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>>20379926
I concur

>>20378603
That's just some small fry or small mature fish like sardines, in a chopped herb salad.
A sardine and pesto dish wouldn't look much different, you'd just need to tweak the flavour to get something that worked.

>>20378159
I'm living on less than that in Denmark right now.

>>20379926
>It's all asian though

they have all your favorite fast food chain amerislop don't worry lil bro

>>20378162
same

>>20378248
it's depressing if they see you as a guy

>>20378159
I refuse to live anywhere that considers bile a delicacy

>>20378248
Yeah but that's not hot. Being an attractive girl getting used for money is hot

>>20380902
tranny

>retire on minimum
>government raises minimum
>you must now prostitute your asshole to stay

>>20380932
enough about america though

>>20380917
nothing wrong with that

>>20380876
>lil bro

Philippines is better because they all speak English.

>>20381436
why would you want to talk with your prostitute

Anons here be like
>Ew gross it doesnt look like hamburgers and nuggets

>>20381992
if you think >>20378603 looks good then more power to you and god bless. you need it.

>>20382306
yeah but your thinking worst case. imagine all the banh mi and pho and teenage prostitutes think of the actual upside here

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>>20382364
>8 digit currency translates to only 4k usd
jeez their money must suck

>>20382370
imagine how many short times that is

>>20382370
No wonder. Shithole country.

>>20378433
On the asian hotness ranking, vietnam is probably at the lowest point. And you also have to deal with that jaring cacophonous language which makes german sound like the softest french.
Id rather live in antartica.

>>20382381
Correct OP will quickly be disillusioned with the dirty stinky city, move out into the country where its like the photos, be killed by his neighbors for money, they will say a ghost did it, and this will be accepted as a reasonable explanation by the police and a judge and the local papers.

>>20382381
Man, we should have sent some troops over to save them from the communist uprising that ruined their country.

what's with the schizo with anti-vietnam cherrypicked news articles?

>>20378322
>immigrant infested hellhole in US
>becomes the worst kind ofimmigrant himself
No self-awareness whatsoever.

>>20382735
>posting news articles from the communists themselves is schizo and cherrypicking
Your country is shit nguyen go eat some rotten dog meat

>>20378264
>VnExpress
Literally the Vietnamese equivalent of Daily Mail lmao.

>>20382805
There is no equivalent to the anything since all vietnamese news media is controlled by the communists and act as their mouthpiece.
And the news about rotten meat is reported in all the newspaper not just that one. Heres a report from their national tv channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zm1m_Z9JUU&t=46
Any other excuses nguyen?

>>20379924
Find some chick and marry her.
If you are white, you won't have any difficulty doing this.

>>20382816
>knowing this much about some irrelevant backwater shithole
Nothing is worse than a self-hating race traitor.
You will have no place to call home, your country's enemies won't accept you.

>>20382985
>btfo on all arguments
>but...but...you know tooo much
Go fuck yourself bitch how i live my life is of no concern to some 4chan loser.

>>20382977
It's a lot harder if you intend to stay in Vietnam. Marrying you is supposed to be their ticket out of there.

>>20383766
why would they want to leave paradise

ITT: seething 70s boomers and cia agents

>>20378248
this

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Based schizo spammers. Mfkas be so desperate these days that they think fleeing into 3rd world shit holes will solve all of their problems. Also sooner or later Vietnam will become a new Ukraine and therefore Chinese so idk wtf these retards be shill this Vietnam shit for. Deviant sex pest stuff is the only reason these spinletss even have Vietnam on their radar. Pathetic fuck, it's Vietnam because pussy there is desperate. It's Vietnam because currency conversions there are higher.

Only pussy there is the second to most hideous in the planet, and goods... Well read the based schizo.

I feel like there has to be at least a LITTLE resentment for Americans living in Vietnam, right? Agent orange wasn't that long ago. I wouldn't feel super comfy moving over there and just... walking around.

>>20386478
They now see what we were trying to save them from.

>>20386478
It's sad how americans has such a hard time understanding that most people don't react to someone from a group they don't like by physically attacking them

I know that's the default reaction for you when you see a black but trust me, MOST of the rest of the world does not think the way you do

>>20378159
>this spooky skeleton could be stalking YOU right now