/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A single onion

>>20375474
Put money in there. Bitches love money

bread, milk, butter, eggs, cheese, deli meats, at least two kinds or fresh fruits, greek yoghurt.

beverages, sodas, fresh fruit juice
nice cheese, smoked meats, olives that can make a snack for the pals that come around
a variety of fresh fruit, melon, apple, banana
oatly in case pals want it for coffee
Veggies like carrot, celery are sometimes handy as a snack as well.

>>20375485
>bread
>in the refrigerator

>>20375515
Also fresh fruits. Who puts fresh fruit in the fridge? It ruins them.

Get a smaller fridge

You could get a bunch of that realistic looking fake Japanese food. Or you can find some convincing backdrops that look like a fully stocked refrigerator to put in your fridge but that would take some skill to set up in a convincing manner. Maybe look up how movie set designers and special effects artists stock prop refrigerators for an open refrigerator shot.

>>20375474
I’m assuming you’re looking for stuff you won’t have to constantly replace, so: water, soda, cider (cider over beer because it’s manly enough for you to have but girly enough for her to drink), typical sauces, hard cheese, baby bell cheeses (because you either eat the whole thing or it’s still sealed), olives, pickles, a couple salad dressings. Maybes: kombucha, gochujang, butter (in a tub), cream cheese (packets), chocolate syrup, a small dry salami.

If you want fruit buy some very sweet grapes, clean them, and store them in the freezer. Grapes slightly thawed are tasty and very sweet grapes should still have a good texture when fully thawed.

>>20375540
>t.

https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=yV2S_X8K6fKto4MW
Anon, this video will change your fridge's life

>>20375474
sell the fridge. right now its just costing you in electric. if you ever get called out accuse them of being all talk about saving the climate, ask what have you sacrificed to save the world? Me? I got rid of a wasteful appliance. Oh and you don't need to freeze bagel bites they will last just fine on the counter, you'll eat them all in two days anyway. Hell you could probably float a few unopened bags in the top tank of the toilet for a few weeks to keep them fresh.

>>20375474
cum, shit, piss, fresh fruit, veggies, rats, cum

>>20375474
Condiments and fruity drinks.

>>20375540
Imagining the look of horror on her face when she goes to grab a piece of sushi only to find that's it's fake, then slowly realizing everything in the fridge is fake and you're just standing there watching her

>>20375582
>mfw

>>20375474
Coleslaw and wine.

>>20375582
I know, playing out the whole scene is the best part. So ideally in this fantasy scenario, you would have a shelf of real food, and work it so she sees you open the fridge and grab a couple drinks and some snacks or something but she wouldn’t actually be reaching in the refrigerator herself.

>>20375608
I bet that combo makes for an interesting next morning after your coffee...

>>20375608
That's a lot of acid but I do like a good slaw

>>20375518
depends on the fruit dumbass

>>20375474
buy premade subs from stores so you can have a sandwich anytime you like without having to go through the hassle of getting an irrational woman to make it for you

>>20375474
Anime figurines.

>>20375474
Milk
OJ
2L bottle of soda
1/2 lb cheese
Salsa
Tomato
Pickles
Jam
Butter
Eggs
Cheez-wiz
Sweet & Sour sauce
BBQ sauce
Sour cream
Yesterday's leftovers
Pizza dough
Some variety of fruit
Yogurt

>>20375502
Someone offers me oat 'milk' they are getting their shit slapped.

>>20375855
its actually bunch of oats blended in water with enzymes that process the carbs in it to make it sweeter
anyway it tastes way better than milk derived substances

>>20375485
>bread
>fruit
3rd worlder or American?
For future reference: store bread in a stainless steel or bamboo breadbox

>>20375869
if I don't put it in the fridge, it goes moldy within a day.

>>20375860
enjoy your sneed oils, looks real healthy and delicious

>>20375474
Just get a bunch of beers but different brands and take a few out of each so it looks like you socialize. Chads fridge is like 80% beer 10% doordash leftovers 10% condiments

>>20375872
Bread needs to be stored dry at room temp. In the fridge it goes stale. Shit man you can even keep it in the paper bag it came in and it will stay fresh longer without mold.
Also disinfect every surface to get rid of spores.

As I said: get a bamboo bread box.

>>20375883
I was confused why it says "9% fat" but its some retard usa meme where its just the gram amount per cup. Who gives a shit about how many grams of fat a cup has?

>>20375886
yeah, that doesn't work with regular 90%+ humidity and 35+ degrees celcius during the summer.

>>20375515
Real bread mind you, made only with flour, water, yeast and salt. It goes off quickly if you dont eat it fast enough, especially in warm weather. Not that over refined plastic foam chemical pumped shit some coutnries sell that last for months.

Is it really that weird to have food in your fridge?
In my fridge I have beer, medicines, ground beef, cans of tuna, and mashed taters (lazy, but cheaper and more filling than a bag of chips for the same price).
I'm not a huge fan of chicken. For some odd reason, it seems like fish fares better in water than chicken when put in cans.

>>20375905
Bread goes bad faster in the fridge than leaving it out

>>20375889
It's 9% of the daily value. To follow our government diet you aim to get 100% of everything.

A box of Franzia white Zinfandel is sure to put her in the mood.

>>20375474
Fat stacks of cash. Haha just kidding, your fridge should be entirely empty because "food" and "cooking" are for betacuck losers who don't know that TIME is MONEY. If you absolutely must take a break from your sigma grindset to FEED the MACHINE, you should order Doordash.... and immediately throw any leftovers into the garbage (or even better, out the window because who has time to empty garbage cans?). The only reason why you HAVE a fridge is because it came with your penthouse apartment, and if it's a "smart fridge" then maybe one of your personal assistants could hack it for Bitcoin mining.

>>20375474
a large bowl of peeled hard boiled eggs.

Just cut out the back of the fridge and make it into a doorway to a secret sex dungeon.

>>20376235
NTA. Put it in an airtight bag. Fridges are high humidity and bread loves sucking that up.
Like a day before using it, take it out of the fridge and the bag and put it in a bread bag, something that breathes.
Freezer and airtight bag for keeping it longer.

Mileage may vary depending on the exact type of bread.

>>20375474
I got you anon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>20375560
>>20376791
One more time and I'll actually click it

>>20375474
I'm single but I don't have a fridge so my food just sits on the ground. I thought about putting in the creek but I'm worried about contamination

>>20375474
Something health conscious, something unusual, something expensive

>Pack of probiotic yoghurt drinks
>Jar of pickled seafood or fish
>Bottle of local organic cold pressed juice

It says you're not a health freak but you are mindful of keeping fit. You're open to new things and you like to support local businesses and the environment

>>20376791
Holy shit, I've been to this guy's house. We sucked each others dicks and then I grabbed a Hawaiian Punch and walked home

>>20375485
>bread
>eggs
Amerifat detected

>>20375474
Apples
Yoghurt
Salami
Cheese
Fresh fruit juice
Carrots
6 pack of beer.

That's all stuff you can eat on its own and you wont waste cash. Wash carrots and eat raw.

Only get milk of you also buy cereal. Only get deli meats and butter if you also buy bread.

>>20375474
A different girl

>>20375479
fpbp

>>20375515
We kept bread and peanut butter in our fridge when I was a child because otherwise roaches would get into them. Trying to spread cold peanut butter across soggy white bread was a miserable experience. Just another way poverty sucks.

>>20377263
Not being smart enough to realize toasting it would have solved every problem is what sucks.

>>20375474
Most women can be fascinated with a piece of cheese.

>>20377305
can confirm, cheese is great

>>20375474
Just tell them yesterday was fridge cleaning day.
When (if) you start having the same girl over more than once, you can start worrying about food.

>>20377276
>having a toaster
>in a roach motel apartment
was the first thing to go when I got roaches, they get infested instantly

>>20377276
What makes you think every poor person owns a toaster? And I doubt cold soggy bread would toast well nor would cold peanut butter become instantly smoothly spreadable by the little residual heat from the soggy toasted bread. Cold peanut butter isn't the same viscosity as regular butter.

>>20375474
>jar of pickles (just the juice)
>bad of bread (just the 1 heel)
>can of pop with makeshift lid to preserve carbonation
>onion skin
>loose change

>>20375474
Men who are too poor to eat out / doordash every day give women the ick. Take this African American's advice and fill it with drinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>20377481
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>>20377481
>>20377481
I just came.

>>20375560
lol knew it was was going to be that chicity video.

>>20377481
Oldfags remember: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66OQ-GPYfCE

>>20377481
Ladies will be dropping all kinds of panties and vagina if you hit em with a Smirnoff Ice and a fun pack size bag of chips

>>20377463
kek

>>20377481
>what's it going to be, the PlayStation 3 or the Xbox?

>>20376323
>going through this autism checklist and planing a day in advance to eat bread
Or just not put it in the fridge to begin with you little weirdo

>>20377084
Yes we can afford those things

>>20375474
beer