/ck/ - Food & Cooking

kys
>HANGN

this board is fucking garbage

Report all named webm for spam bot posting.

>>20368406
anon do you want every webm to be a random series of numbers or something? I am a real person that has a lot of ck webms saved

>>20368365
I miss YouTube 2011-2016. It was the wild West in terms of binge drinking and weed smoking.

>>20368411
that webm was from dec but yeah if people cant get their shit monitized or have a big enough fanbase for a patreon its fucking over for meme vids

>>20368409
you clearly don’t because they’re the same fucking ones every thread with two new ones sprinkled in

>>20368417
Anon its a webm thread for webms if you come here often enough you will see repeats like the egg fort guy or the girl at that food truck

>>20368398
Best one of this thread

>>20368412
legit look tasty.
I'd put a glaze on it.

>>20368427
Every single webm thread on this gay-ass board has the same 100 shitty webms posted by the same unoriginal faggot (you)

>>20368415
I need her to break me in half-
I mean the potatoes look good

>>20368358
uhhh... source?

>>20368358
There's an image of Milena wearing a hijab for some reason.

>>20368531
Pastry making with a short haired tomboy DERMAI-3242
>>20368536
She vacations a lot in the middle east and rides her hog

>>20368369
>The way she slowly reels back to reveal "the seagulls they attack!"
absolute kino

>>20368531
Milena and Marie

>>20368465
>>20368471
woulda been interesting to get before and after waist size.....pics woulda been better

>>20368473
LOL based af my guy just acting like he owns the place not a care in the world

>>20368369
I have Ornithophobia, can you please include a TW next time? TIA!

>>20368417
Lmao then post your OC you little bitch

>>20368473
Almost none of the cases shown on that web series were able to hold water when they went to trial.

>>20368906
Cool story MAP

>>20368906
proofs?

>>20368374
Poor salamander, dumb as rock chinks are going to wipe them out.

This one is especially cursed

Same webms, same order, same file names. This autist has been doing it for months, slowly updating his rotation and order. I've noticed if his posts get (You)s he will post them more aggressively, like he takes the replies as personal compliments for himself. I once commented on that webm of the Japanese milf washing a carrot, in the following webm threads that webm was posted quite early in his rotation always "carot.webm" so I knew it was him.

>>20368981
Esl retard fuck off.

>>20368357
My arteries clogged watching this

>>20369025

>>20369018
take your meds

Oil, nice and cold.

Could someone kindly post the webm of the big fish eating the live crab, where it makes it look super easy, need to show it to my wife, thanks in advance

>>20368410
kek
I stopped watching Billions shortly into season two when it became obvious that literally every character on the show is an insufferable asshole.

>>20368898
no

>>20368365
the chairman of the board still does it.

>>20368420
gawd damn that shit-smoothie.

>>20368374
chinks try not to extinct a species challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

>>20368358
wholesome mother-daughter pastry moment

>>20368432
That would be hot if an attractive woman did it

>>20368369
>seagull
The "mostly peaceful" migrants of the bird word. Someone needs to figure out a good seagull recipe so everyone has an incentive to shoot/trap them.

>>20368906
Yeah, I'm sure those guys just go back to their families and jobs like nothing happened.

>>20369323
LGR? The LGR???
With the old computers and thingamabobs?

>>20370436
I have had gull once. We shot and roasted one on a hiking/camping trip.
It is the most vile thing I have ever tasted that could still be technically considered food.
There is absolutely no recipe that can make that trash bird edible.

>>20368369
This is a few streets away from my house.

>>20370453
is it normal for people to eat entire raw fish fillets where you live

Oh good, the basement dweller remembered to activate the /ck/ tiktok webm spam bot. I was worried he forgot to do it this morning or finally died facedown in a pile of McDonald's cheeseburgers, semen, and puke.

>>20368409
Katina could definitely get it, if you know what I mean. Please don't tell my gf I said that though.

>>20368372
>get there at 11
Amateur.

All this needs is some scotch bonnet and I bet it would be delicious.

>add filename filter to filter all the "tradwife" spam images
>it doesn't work
>thread is still filled with the same unfunny spam garbage every time it's made and the "people" of this board aren't smart enough to stop making webm threads

>>20370668
that probably tastes really good and makes full use of the crab carcass as well. the presentation is incredibly retarded though

>>20370696
>I entered a thread with things i like and now i am angry

>>20370716
yeah, I was thinking it was just making broth which would be fine.
dump that into a gumbo, you'd be having a good time.

>>20370723
Webm threads used to be good. Then (You) showed up and spammed the same garbage in every single thread.

>>20370803
Ah the good old days with 40 egg for websm.

>>20370518
most pizza buffets dont open till lunchtime

>>20370506
IDK man I feel like a marathoner like her would make you bust 5 times and keep going until your dick is fleshy and bruised

>>20370803
>Ja/ck/
>eggfort
>EpicMealTime
Webm threads were always reposted spam, although they used to be more cooking related and not just endless tits.

>>20370452
>>20370436
they eat out of garbage cans anon its basically like eating a street rat

>>20370477
Us DutchChads eat raw fish, yes
>he hasn't heard of rauwe haring met uitjes

>>20368358

>>20370841
That is some tranny tier eye shadow, thats a man with one of those gimmick boobs right?

>>20368374
hope it was good Chang, because that was the last one.

>>20369320
link?

>>20370436
>eating flying trashbags
lmao

>>20370826
Ja/ck/ a Kay always brigten my day. It's the main reason I even visit these threads.

90% of these webbums are sex-related.

>>20368376
Fat pig

>>20370875
post chins fatty

why is it always the same webms every time?

>>20370870
amazing way to end up with colon cancer

>>20368420
I guess the one with his hand soup might not taste bad on the way down, 5 mil is worth the painful diarrhea episode after.

>>20370879
why dont you post yours then anon

>>20368422

>>20368477
It's a real shame you're forced to look at them. Whatever can we do to save our mongolian basket weaving forum!?

>>20370879
>>20370826
If you want actual new and varied webms, you'll have to find the cooking or street food webms on /wsg/. Has been mogging /ck/ for years at this point.
Don't tell anyone btw

>>20368420
Kek You know it's fucked when Africans make fun of you.

>>20370668
Beats the hell out of Mountain Dew

>>20370452
>filename
I raffed

>>20370825
>meanwhile at OP's house

>>20370436
Sea birds used to be harvested as an oil source before whaling, then fossil fuel took over. Look up St. Kilda. Fascinating story.

>>20370477
It's not raw retard it's salted.

>>20370907
>t. 2016 election tourist
This website used to be good until all the reddit faggots like you showed up thinking it's some kind of low-effort shitposting website.

>>20370825
giwtwm

>>20370932
Blame the site admins for not allowing sound webms on normal boards. FFS just permaban people who post screamers or something

>>20370863
Huh, so that's where the tech from my light up spinny toy i had as a kid ended up

>>20371057
That's her subconscious screaming at her to get bleached

>>20368357
>All that sneed oil

>>20368556
she also has a university education and was a trained chemist working in some industrial capacity before realizing she could make 500x more showing her udders to westerners.

>>20371316
She was living in Germany so she was already in the west but yeah way less stress just whopping your tits out as a model for 20 years.

I dont think she made 500x what a chemist would make but she probably did well enough for herself

>>20368374
the existence of chinks prove that there is no god or he is wilfully malicious/apathetic/powerless/ignorant towards his creation

>>20368379
>microkini with no tits

>>20370506
Pretty sure your hand knows what you typed, bro.

>>20368465
>when she stops
Probably won't feel good to puke up 10 hotdogs you just swallowed whole

>>20368357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

>>20370863
Shouldn't it be the same yellow as an omelet or scramble? Why is it so pale?

>>20368492
forgot abortions at way way way number one and then medical mistakes as a close number two.

>>20368981
>>20369025
>>20369070

Depends on the case, state and judge I'd say. Never seen any article compiling stats on this, but here's one example of a case that didn't pan out. From what little I've read most just got probation, being registered on a sex offender list sounds bad though.

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna19486893#.V0WvxFfFNuZ

i want that

>>20370870
If it really is just one person posting all the webms, please eliminate all the fetish ones and just do ones like this stuff on fish balls please.

>>20370870sage
Is there a faggier cooking related term than molecular gastronomy

>>20368398
disgusting

>>20368427
hello thanks for posting you are appreciated

kys OP, you post the same 50 webms in every thread and they’re all trash. Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty fetish videos. Post funnier and more interesting content or neck yourself
>inb4 contribute your own webms then
No, I have a job and a life. You will rot alone with nothing to be remembered by besides clips of blonde bimbos making lasagna

>>20372526
why does this guy post this in every thread lol

>>20372530
I have never told you to kill yourself before, schizo. Plenty of people want you gone, like your family

Bros... can you send me some Jack webms... I need to expand my collection

>>20372526
Anon if you want effort posts go to fucking reddit

>>20368357
this is a crime

>>20372539
youve been here for years, grumpy. complaining in every webm thread. probly just a bot, making fake discussion for more user engagement

>>20372545

>>20372562
Actual unhinged behavior, I’ve lurked in these threads but haven’t posted before. I don’t give a fuck about your gay stalker but maybe you’ve coomed too many times to the Webm of the food truck girl to think clearly

>>20372567
nice thanks bro...

>>20372545
Sifting through his new stuff is rough. It doesn't yield that much anymore.

>>20372711
yeah its grim knowing all the food fucked up his health like that

>>20368492
Foreigners are disgusting

>>20372501
>the room behind egg for man's stall, he goes through every pallet each day

>>20372565
A little frumpy but not a bad face

>>20372713
He deserves it.

>>20372559
What happens next?

>>20373198
Never figured out what the balloon was for

>>20373205
It's full of gas for the stove. They buy it that way.

>>20373212
Imagine the fatalities...

>>20371131
thats what gandhi said about your mother's snatch.

>>20373205
Imagine the smell.

>>20368415
look at the fritters on that critter

>>20370477
The Dutch can't cook
>>20370832
It's not raw, it's pickled. The brine cooks the fish.

>>20373200
>bongoid drinks a lot of dairy
guess

>>20368365
Wow he drank a whole bottle of beer. Very impressive.

>>20368410
Dont fucking post this

>>20372547
source?

>>20370863
>inside is y….

>>20368427
maybe that's your wake up call to stop making this thread faggot and wait until you have enough new webms to post dumb fuck

>>20368415
you need help carrying those bags ma'am?

>>20370830
I used to raise layer chickens. If one ever got a cut I had to take it out the pen because the others would try to eat it

>>20370852
They should make one where the black guy cooks instead

>>20373450
For what purpose?

>>20373837
Because proper pressure vessels are expensive I guess. At least to them.

>>20370852
like a peck is one thing but is it a cooking show anymore if the interracial makeout session is longer than the food part?

>>20372567
>THOSE CLUMSY FAT FINGERS
YOU JUST KNOW IT'S JACK FUCKING SCALFANI

>>20373908
Classic guy can't win trap set moment

>>20373748
Why are you so mad about this is 1 less McDonald's thread so bad?

>>20373933
dude could have just said i thought you weren't hungry. Women need like 500 less calories than men on average

>>20373973
OKAY? THEN WHAT? HE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T KEEP THAT DOWN OR HE'D BE DEAD. SO BOOO FUCK THIS POSER AND FUCK ALCOHOL CHUGGING. STUPID FUCKING MACHO BULLSHIT.

>>20373988
All the smart chuggers make themselves puke after a handle so they dont die of alcohol posioning

>>20368385
I had a gym coach in high school who looked like this, hell but I wasn’t attracted to her at all because she was like 6’4 and had a deep voice like a man.

>>20374021
Was she legit tranny?

TFW no 6'4 amazon coach to fuck shota HS me

>>20373908
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>20373988
it's not macho bullshit. shoenice's explicitly stated goal is to end world hunger. he's literally ending world hunger by chugging everclear on the internet.

>>20373908
And my mother had the gall to ask why i'm not married in my 30s when she pulls shit like this on my father, i flat out told her it's because women are a nuisance and she still tried to set me up with this blonde whore she met at the church (she has a mulatto child lmao). She backed off once i told her i was not touching any woman unless i first met her when she was in her 10s and i watched her grow up into a proper young lady.

>>20374082
daily reminder that if the only women in your life are brainless shrews, fools, or otherwise without merit that is on you.

what's with all the coomer bait?
I'm here for the food

>>20372501
Eggfort Knox

>>20373908
>thought you weren't hungry
>thought you weren't feeling too well
he's an amateur

>>20372565
Girls with this kind of body are the best cooks

>>20373212
>obey

>>20373721
My piss is fascinating level

>>20374026
Nah she was a girl. Huge tits and super jacked. I could see her pussy in the spandex but the red hair and hooked nose really turned me off.

>>20368369
>pulling her tongue outside that way

Absolutely disgusting whore behaviour.
Greetings from Kazakhstan.

>>20374091
The only woman in my life is my mother, i avoid the other sex like the plague. If she's a worthless hole then that's on my father and grandfather.

>>20368357
Fucking zoomers ruin everything.

>>20373984
Doesn't he know it's bad to drink and drive?

>>20374109
El guapo is really getting in to him rawing those eggs

>>20373721
Most autistic thing I've seen all year.

>>20369072
And you always give this same reply when called out

>>20374132
mine is somewhere below Extremely Poor

>>20374307
laminar flow is essential

>>20374466
very essential

>>20368420
I love this trend of Africans making fun of Indians. Really shows how fucking disgusting Indians are.

>>20370452
blegh why

on the contrary, I hear birds like heron are delicious. "rib eye of the sky"

>>20373854
It wouldn't have even fallen if they didn't put a stupid watermark on the video that pushed it

>>20370839
this makes me feel ill
>gook face
>disgusting slop
>messy eating
>excessive chewing

goddamn someone linebacker these jungle gooks

>>20374750
meant for
>>20370834

>>20374736
lmao

>>20370834
asian women ladies and gentlemen

fucking Baba looking bitch

>>20368369
thot status: seagulled

>>20374081
We should all aspire to be as selfless as Shoenice.

>>20373908
>bitch shut the fuck up
It's that simple. Imagine being this much of a cuck or dressing like that as a grown man

>>20374586
>>20374589
>>20374597
how do they keep hairs out?

>>20368410
One rich asshole that would actually survive the menu

If i've learned anything from this thread, it's that I don't like watching people eat.

>>20368365
Man, Danny DeVito looking worse for wear.

>>20368372
>I had to pay $55.50
what? did it mean to say $5.50?

>>20368374
For some reason, whenever I see Chinese people eating shit, I suddenly feel full of hatred and disgust for people eating meat. I don't care about any other race eating stuff. But I do with Chinese. Is it because I've seen so many horror videos of Chinese people doing what they do to eat their shit? Or the fact they eat literally everything to extinction? Or the fact they seem so completely unapologetic and callous? Not racist, just don't like it.

>>20374096
women are food for the eyes and boy oh boy am i STARVING! haha!

>>20375112
yes in the other part of the video it shows $5.49 for the drink

>>20375123
Yeah I wasn't sure if that was for another thing.

Also there was a TV show in the UK about how buffets and stuff make money. They go to this one buffet place and the owner is a right asshole, laughing at how much money he makes. They got a rugby team to come in to try and eat enough food combined to make the guy lose money, they couldn't do it... So the TV producers got that competitive eater Beardmeatsfood to come in and asked him to eat as much as he could. He did and they recorded the owners reaction and the amount of seethe was great. In the end the buffet lost like £40 (So $80 or so) due to this guy and the owner was so pissed he said 'If you come back I'm charging you three times as much'.

tl;dr buffets are really hard to make them 'lose' money from and you really have to do what she did to even come close... or be a competitive eater.

So my dislike of buffets flared up when I saw the $55 I was like 'wat'.

>>20375138
didn't read

>>20375191
this isn't your blog, faggot

>>20368420
Poop slop gloop.

>>20370827
Code?

>>20374150
But she’s just eating fish.

>>20374265
its a car wash dummy he is stopped

>>20373556
>guess
Link? That's a porn and I want to see it

>>20375138
Its because for every turbo jew that shows up to eat 5 plates of crab legs or whatever expensive stuff there are 20 normies that fill up on cheap slop like mashed potatos and shit that get two plates max

>>20375339
its some new sydney harwin joint idk the title

>>20370825
>me and ur mum ;)

>>20375250
tell that to the literal blog post I replied to you colossal faggot

>>20370819
Sounds hot..

>>20368981
Think about it, anon.
What crime was committed?
Child molestation?
Nope--not on the show, at least.
Lewdly speaking to a minor?
Maybe, but was the bait online always a minor? In how many places or states is that even a crime? Wouldn't the producers be complicit with such a crime if it were, since they're recruiting minors to enable the crime?
Being a creep?
Not illegal.
Visiting the house of a minor?
Not illegal.

>>20370440
Sure, their lives are ruined. But they're still on the streets and internet access is cheap. There's a reason why nonce hunting died out: it did fuck all to stop child predators in its heyday and most of the time devolved into hilarious abuses of authority (as you'd expect from people who make it their life's work to go out and janny it up for free).

>>20373721
that's actually very cool, thank you for posting
i wouldn't even imagine there could be a difference between a cheap teapot and an expensive one, other than visual

>>20369002
>>20370413
>>20370853
>>20371345
>>20375119
The more humane thing would be to round that lizard up like a holocaus-I mean like a farm and breed them so we have an endless supply to eat.
That's the ethical choice right?
Bring living creatures into this earth just to kill them and eat their dead carcass, way more moral than simply eating according to your needs.

Yup, nothing wrong with a living creature who only exists for us to slaughter and eat

>>20375857
Yes

>>20373908
>Wearing a backwards cap while eating
Do Americans really?

>>20375431
>why is a guy talking about food on the food board????????
>i know, i'll make a post telling you how i did not read your post, e verybody NEEDS to know this!
blog off faggot

>>20375964
You should vent to your therapist about this

>>20373908
Should have just kept going in circles
I thought you were keeping your portion size down because you were trying to lose weight
I thought you were trying to lose weight because you were keeping your portion size down
I thought you were trying to keep your portion size down because you were trying to lose weight
Repeat ad nauseum.

>>20375575
Might be cool.

>>20368410
if it's already perfectly sauced, why have sauce on the side

>>20374331
probably some al/ck/ie addicted to ritualposting

>>20373908
>Grown men in America dress the same way they did when they were 8 years old
Is this common?

>>20370822
I can handle a lot of spice but the vinegar in that jug would fucking kill me.
Our boy was putting himself in real danger with that one.

>>20370830
Around here they mostly live on fish waste from the fishing boats. I've eaten other fish eating animals that were good.
Anyway, we were just curious and since the gull is not considered a true seabird here it's not bad luck to shoot one.

>>20368374
Every single species of Chinese giant salamander is critically endangered. Fuck her

>>20373721
love me a laminar stream

>>20372216
it's an AI video

>>20373721
This is a shit metric.
t. yixingfag
Tons of mass produced slip casted garbage pots will produce good pours.

>>20376089
it is

>>20375191
based

>>20373908
>>20376089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs

>>20368357
Looks like something they'd sell at the heart attack grill

>>20376838
>>20376089
This aint the 50s anymore grandpa people dont wear a dress shirt and slacks to breakfast

>>20376100
kino

>>20368369
She was warned

>>20368412
>Gnocchi, Italy >:(
>Gnocchi, Asia :OOOOO

>>20374648
>>20370944
Africans make mosquito patties, they're no better.

>>20372232
thats what "unintentional injuries" is, just a diplomatic way of saying medical errors

>>20372559
11/10 in bongland

I cook sometimes and am interested in making ck look at some webms an gifs of it. I have an android phone that I can connect to a PC. I don't wanna pay. Do anyanons have a recommended software to turn a phone video into a gif or capture a gif direct from camera ap? Never baked a gif b4. I'm making subs now & will pay in oc

>>20376838
>0:18
Giwtwm

>>20377325

>>20374161
kill yourself immediately

>>20375119
well, you will eat everything when you need to feed a population of ten quadrillion because chinks breed like insects

>>20377793
If I put chocolate chips in that peanut butter mix and pour that in, would it fuck things up?

>>20374939

>>20373721

>>20378475
Fellow cheesecake anon here, no it probably wouldn't fuck it up. But it might make mixing tricky.

>>20368374
wife material

>>20378611
Awesome. Thank you.
>might make mixing tricky
If I use a hand mixer thing like in the webm, it should be easy, right?

>>20373908
>move in to apartment
>neighbors above me are arguing
>neighbors across from me are arguing
>neighbors to the side of me are arguing
>neighbors across and to the side of me are arguing

>>20373908
kek this guy should have called her a cunt and kept eating

>>20368374
>be little old sally having a fun time in the rice fields taking a mud bath
>pop head up from water
>"AAAAHHHH, A CHINK!"
>"Oh, wait, she seems to be more afraid of me than I am of he-"
>*grabbed*
>What are you doi-
>gets thrown in steaming oil

God I fucking hate jungle chinks. The Japanese and South Koreans are nice ad civilized, but the southern ones are literally full on locusts that just mindlessly consume anything in their path.

>>20368420
Even starving Africans are fucking disgusted by the jeets.

>>20377325
Go to Africa: Eat mosquito burgers

Go to India: Forced to eat literal fucking clay

>>20377325
I would rather eat a mosquito burger than actual literal shit that has been blended and liquified, thank you.

>>20378646
Yeah, probably. Just don't set it too high and be patient/thorough.

>>20368462
This is from that "oh so yummy" food channel or whatever that makes fake recipes.

>>20371571
Kinda like a reverse log flume.

>>20378749
is that actually clay wtf?

>>20378666
Speak to them. Politely let them know that you can hear them and that you'd like them to knock it the fuck off. If that doesn't make a difference or they get hostile, go to the land lord with a formal complaint, or start reporting domestic disturbances to the local PD.

>>20373908
>i thought it was intentional
>why would it be intentional?
>because you're filming it

>>20378762
Thanks for the tips

>>20368365
Soooooomewhere over the rainbooooooowwwww

>>20372724
Yea, they are. That's why I'm an American instead of a dirty foreigner.

>>20373198
What a unique way to blow your house up.

>>20368479
wat

>>20374082
>She backed off once i told her i was not touching any woman unless i first met her when she was in her 10s and i watched her grow up into a proper young lady.

Yea, she realized she was dealing with a real retarded asperger, that's why.

>>20376089
Obsessed.

>>20378833
Do Americans visiting the UK really?

>>20378857
>bongs coping this hard

loving every laugh

>>20378811
I know that redhead its probably a porno

>>20377793
Buckeye Pie...huh.
I actually would make this.
>>20378475
It would no longer be buckeye pie, but I'd say go for it, couldn't hurt.

>>20368479
Parasited.

https://nightmareporn.com/sushi-with-parasites-turned-girlfriends-into-sexy-zombies/

>>20368389
the fuck is wrong with her upper lip? Filter or just deformed bitch?

>>20378866
yeah man, bongs are well known for wearing NYC baseball caps.

>>20378992
And his shirt even says USA lol

>>20368420
Oh my fucking goodness. The Runs sauce got me.

>>20378696

>>20368906
Even if they didn't go to jail, they're branded as pedophiles.
Likely fired from their jobs and became unemployable.

>>20370434
Wow. I didn't think I could think a fat person could be more pathetic until I saw this one having to sit down while making dinner.

>>20370440
That girl is like "I almost remember the last time I had carbs."

>>20373721
Neat