/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20361522
>some weird shitty slop on some sort of breaded thing
>eggs
>strawberry jam
Are you fucking kidding me? Do Americans really? I thought they were culinary masters, not fucking toddlers.

there's been way too much slopposting lately

>>20361529
chicken fried steak with sausage gravy IS cooking mastery you plebeian. even cheap jam on a buttered english muffin is difficult to turn down. wheres the hash browns and i dont believe in mixing chicken fried steak with biscuits

>>20361522
Post BMI

>>20361529
bait

>>20361538
>chicken fried steak with sausage gravy IS cooking mastery
Shit, I laughed. You're absolutely clueless. Shouldn't be surprised

>>20361538
>i dont believe in mixing chicken fried steak with biscuits
but you can make delicious sandwiches that way

>>20361529
>weird shitty slop
It's bechamel sauce, idiot.

oh yum, cat spew! my favorite!

>>20361538
>cooking mastery

>>20361522
That looks so good. I'd get some 'chup & Tabasco for the eggs and home fries.

>>20361584
Oh OK, that's the worst and weirdest looking bechamel sauce I've ever seen. Apologies for not recognising such poorly crafted goop

>>20361522
>for breakfast with eggs or in a biscuit
>for lunch in a bun with mayo
>for dinner covered in gravy with sides
Literally the perfect food

>>20362019
Is this at cheddars? The one time I got it there the crust ballooned up and covered up my entire plate bit there was still just the little piece of meat inside

>>20361522
is that a schnitty?

>>20361522
firehouse breakfasts look more appealing than that. hell, even denny's looks more appealing.

>>20362283
A photoshop looks better than an actual photo, who knew?

>>20361584
Show it to a Frenchman and say it again with a straight face.

>>20361522
So delicious. Chicken fried steak is too kino

>>20362019
>>20361538
not gravy

>>20361584
britbongs can't spot a sauce made in a country basically a few miles away from it and connected by tunnel
It's always so funny when Brits complaint about the appearance of food when they come from the land of beige food

>>20363975
>screaming tranny desperation cope: the post
Boo hoo hooooo

>>20363993
American sausage gravy = browned sausage added to a bechamel
The average brit: omg it looks like vomit, oy pass me the chips with curry sauce and mushy peas because we literally have no food culture

>>20361522
No eggo waffles there and you fail!
Leggo my Eggo!

>>20363995
No beer, what are you goofy or something?

>>20363995
Ah yes, I can see your culture right there. Must be lovely to have such a culture. I'm not British by the way, I just thought you were a screaming tranny.

>>20361522
Just a simple meal hearty meal of wholesome food. Galaxy brained foodies wouldn't understand.

>>20361522
Just a simple hearty meal of wholesome food. Galaxy brained foodies wouldn't understand.

>>20361522
>>20362019
>>20362283
These things look really sketchy and should be thrown away as soon as possible.

>>20364009
>hearty
>wholesome
>galaxy
When I see those words togehter I think sketchy and suspicious.

>>20364013
Looks like southern comfort food makes you uncomfortable. Would you like Fruit Loops instead?

>>20361522
Damn I'm jealous

>>20361531
I know its making me hungry

>>20364027
Not so much froot loops but capn crunch will do.

>>20361522
>off color gravy, probably has too much grease mixed in
>eggs are fake, far too bright colored
>can tell immediately those are frozen biscuits, probably wholesale seller ones
>potatoes are likely soggy
What ungodly shitshow of a small town diner did you go to you cheap FUCK?

>>20364012
Get a load of this faggot

>>20361522
I know breakfast from the Hampton Inn when I see it.

>>20361522
the crackhead waitress who brought that over is pretty cute ngl

>>20365570
That's more along these lines.

>>20361522
I had chicken fried steak once and found it genuinely revolting. The salty breading and gravy flavor does NOT go well with steak. Barf. I also hate schnitzel, disgusting.

>>20367455
Damn just one slice of bacon and one sausage?

>>20367505
Are you a woman, by chance?

True question.

My breakfast has always been hot cocoa with bread and jam and later coffee and croissant. (And lately just coffee and cig)
I kinda want to lower my sugar intake so what's the easiest way to go from full sugary breakfast to typical british one?

t. Not fat, just always tired

>>20361529
Fucking DIEEEEEE REEEEE

>>20363995
Brits eat like the Germans are flying overhead.

>>20361522
8 x that amount of eggs and bin the other shit.

>>20361522
Something has pooed on it

>>20361522
>prepackaged butter and jam
It is not.
This is restaurant slop.
Learn how to cook.

>>20368774
"bin"
Go to sleep, bong

>>20369174
Restaraunts do it better than you though

>>20361529
>yurotards so brainrotted they can't recognize a bechamel sauce with sausage in it even though they have both those things
Ngmi

>>20370534
>bechamel sauce
>lumps
>calls others brainrotted retards
>lumps
>bechamel sauce
is this a joke?

>>20370554
Don't be a camel about it bro.

>>20370554
The "lumps" are pieces of sausage, dipshit. You might want to spray some Windex in your eyes to clean em so you can see better.

Any bros out there want some breakfast ravioli?

>>20369174
So, you hand make all your butter and jam?

>>20361529
not bechamel sauce retard that's sausage gravy

>>20370814
anon...it is bechamel with sausage added in...

>>20370824
>I'll have the chicken fried steak with bechamel sauce with sausage added in it please
fuck off with your bullshit semantics, trolling outside of /b/ is against the rules. it's sausage gravy

>>20370677
lol

>>20370814
>>20370824
if we're being realistic here it's neither of those things, it's slop from a can

>>20370840
>uck off with your bullshit semantics
so i'm right

>>20370534
>>20370677
That time of the month again sweetie?

>>20370814
Sausage gravy is bechamel + sausage + any other spices.
This shit isn't hard to figure out unless youve never made it once in your life.