/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just making some fresh 'Za

>haha look at how much slop i can eat

>>20356045
If she black she kicked out in 90 minutes

I'll web (spray my cum) your m (mussy (man pussy (booty hole)))

>>20356045
Based autisma

>>20356086
He brought a sous vide and all that other shit but couldn't bring a pot?

>>20356045

>>20356103
Alert: You have tripped 4chan's newfag detection system. Please commit suicide immediately or you will be banned from 4chan permanently.

>>20356111
breasts

>>20356052
seems more like the heat from the super hot boiling liquid is cooking the egg in this case

>>20356111
name

oh boy another thread full of the exact same shitty webms, posted by the same shitty faggot.

>>20356171
post your piping hot oc then anon

>>20356185
I'll be sure to do that just as soon as you kill yourself.

>>20356056
>they attack
Looked like a clean grab to me.

>>20356062
Don't fellate bananas, they can break off and suffocate you

>>20356064
imagine having raised your children to be like this

>>20356242
.t incel who has never dealt with picky toddlers

>>20356078
I'd eat her ramen

>>20356248
stop feeding your children slop

>>20356157
Me and your daughters

at least half of these are thinly veiled /pol/ posts...

>>20356261
welcome to the webm thread
the mods dont care here

>>20356261
everyone has gotta eat anon

>>20356072
Exactly what I pictured she would look like lmao

>>20356206
I can fix her.

>>20356277
I wanna stuff bread down her throat

>>20356111
Hello fresh meals are fun. Also breasts

>>20356161
>haha look at me! I have a hard time with chopsticks too!!!
>look how human and normal I am!
Literal reptile behavior

>>20356045
>ck webm thread
>actually ck tictoc thread
the future is no good.

>>20356326

>>20356337
Go to bed grandpa

>>20356337
>you VILL do "x"

>>20356326
MOTHERS MILK

>>20356284
she's drunk

>>20356270
I'd eat this, and fuck her trailer park pussy raw while her kids are crying in the next room. Without question.

>>20356273
This bitch has the nastiest shittiest tattoos. Damn shame really.

>>20356273
Damn. Lauren's porking out fast.

>>20356164
I fucking hate it when fat fucks take another bite before swallowing the previous one. Disgusting freaks.

Ruined thread, you are lucky I don't express my insults during Easter. Redeem yourself at this time OP.

>>20356363
>webms were posted
>ruined
what?

>>20356477
Would this be breaking any restaurant sanitation laws?

>>20356495
Not as long as she washes her buttocks with soak between serving

>>20356487
was hoping she'd progressively get more teary eyed

>>20356164
i like that his hat dips into the soup at the end

>>20356487
I need her

>>20356069
That’s rude as shit doesn’t matter the culture

>>20356553
i wonder what the hat smells like

>>20356045
Wtf happened to reviewbrah?
All that and they still payed $15 for pizza. I don't think they got their money's worth at all.

>>20356578
Twink BF should have just pushed himself to finish the 3 remaining bites

>>20356171
Report post, automated spambot.

>>20356595
She made the transition

>>20356603
never gonna get rid of them man

>>20356603
Anon I just shift click from my CK webm folder I am a real person and am going to eat a chicken taco salad for dinner

>>20356248
dad here. if you raised your children in that fashion then you are a shit parent. and i don't give a shit about the color of your skin.

>>20356491
>fresh squeezed lime on fresh sliced watermelon
Damn that sounds good

>>20356056

>>20356485
>leans her tits at the camera
Fucking based lmao

>>20356507
hopefully this man doesn't procreate. imagine the little miscreants he would be unleashing on the rest of us.

>>20356076
i'd eat it

>>20356177
anyone have the version where she misses or did i dream that

>>20356239
i can hear it
>sploooort

>>20356277
Now let's see her without the filter

>>20356069
i thought in china u werent supposed to finish the plate though because it was a sign that the host didnt serve enough food or some bullshit

>>20356487
no one:
people with blue eyes:

>>20356317
i'd eat her out if you catch my drift

>>20356047
How terrifying

>>20356157
cute

>>20356144
Baste

>>20356243
way too many garloids in one tank

>>20356204
Someday I'm gonna marry her

>>20356248
incel is starting to be used as an insult by literally anyone who is just insecure and wrong lol

>>20356150
Jessica Yaniv

>>20356064
>grilled chicken
>cooks it in a frying pan

>>20356157
I should give her a call

>>20356973
In English, Doc

>>20356111
Milk

>>20357103
Wait til you see how she makes steamed hams

>>20356076
>Raisins
Is it easy for them to get hold of raisins in wherever the Hell this is? It's a genuine question but it seems like that's one ingredient that wouldn't really be too common for them
>>20356586
To quote Seanbaby: 'a butter and ham disaster'
>>20356495
Probably yes, but from the looks of it, it's one of those shitty pubs out in the middle of the Northern Territory where nobody cares about the rules and all the local police aren't inclined to do anything about it because it's their favorite pisshole
>>20356707
This is probably the first thing I've ever seen this dickhead make that I think I could tolerate eating

>>20356072
"all i drink is water why am i fat it must be genetics"

>>20356706
giwtwm

>>20356069
Chinese in-laws would find any reason to hate you, it would earn more of their begrudging respect if you had a set of balls and didn't give a fuck about their opinion.

>>20357210

>>20356391
Anon that's garth

>>20356309
How do I find an orb woman

>>20356775
I know this is an edit but this makes super runny eggs if you do it the way he shows. either need a preheated pot or atleast twice the cook time

>>20357103
You know the grill marks on "grilled chicken" are just dyed sugar and its all cooked in an oven right? they arent throwing a flat top on just to make your grilled nuggies

>>20356047
lol how can you possibly fuck it up this badly?

>>20356471
>you need to eat all the eggs

>>20357574
Grapes do pretty well in hot enviroments just dry them up and gg

>>20357702
Just get on hinge with some shit profile and you will get put in the BBW mmr sonze

>>20356227
circassian, gotta be

>>20356301
She has actual autism

>>20356133
Does it even matter anymore? This is a tiktok clip thread

>>20356237
Clicking this video always scares me cause I never know when it'll be the elon deepfake

>>20356482
I watch his videos purely to see him vomit.

>>20356045
When I went to college if I didn't have much going on I'd pay for a breakfast dining hall time and just stay the day drinking coffee and working on shit. I miss that part of my life desu

>>20357878
>realizing the cheese is hot as fuck and burning your mouth but still trying to look cute

>>20356064
She's a bad mother for having her children addicted to goyslop.
Fucking niggers.

>>20356806
I'm sorry that you have poopy brown eyes.

>>20356505
?
That looks good.

>>20357883
By being a master of comic timing.

Brother are you paying for a 4chan pass to spam a hundred webms over the course of a couple hours? It's the weekend, go play a vidya or something.

>>20356111
whats with the recovering from two blackeyes look?

hahaha these videos are so funny.
i have never seen any of these before!!
i can't wait to see some new ones in a future thread!

>>20356380
In vino veritas

>>20356111
Tiddies

>>20356069
Dating a tall white man when you are any other race is the holy grail, lol. Grandma is probably just jealous.

>>20357943
Omg who is this

>>20356056
Skill issue

>>20356508
That’s a perfect medium cook. Ja/ck/ can teach this entire board a thing or two

>>20356056
Why does she seem so injured after as if someone bashed her in the face?

>>20358272
My alma mater dropped buffet style dining after fatasses like me killed their profits and asian exchange students were basically living in the halls and studying for like 5 hours

>>20359127
Its like .25 speed so it looks more impactful than it was

>>20356157
>Oniichan...It's too big...

>>20356270
He looks like a furry I pumped and dumped.

>>20356064

I would eat her shit if you know what I mean

>>20356157
Me and my daughter

>>20356052
focused
moisturized

>>20356248
>picky toddlers
after 3 days of no food they'll eat anything.
lrn2parent

>>20356056
I’m sure I’ve been there but cannot for the life of me recall where exactly that is. Pembrokeshire? Devon?

>>20356111
this bitches nudes are dismal

>>20357878
tuna...

>>20358994
Penelope Black Diamond

>>20359453
Scheveningen, Netherlands, damn son

>>20359471
Has that ever not been the case? The unassuming girls always have the best nudes.

>>20356784
No that's central Europe/old Catholic

>>20356784
Japan lets you leave a few grains of rice in the bowl for all the animals, as a kind of buddhist/kami thing. You better kill all those other dishes.

>>20359471
This is enough radiation to turn your balls into balloons, isn't it

>>20359531
That's a fairly small amount of radiation for the average sized person I'd say?

>>20359531

>>20356056
this video is such a comedic masterpiece

>>20358730
sure thing muttgroid

>>20356170
aw bro wtf

>>20356190
>>20356190
is this movie good?

>>20356495
Yea if you're gay

>>20359536
>>20359545
My brother used to play with mercury and now God and Satan speak to him directly

>>20359531
There's an app for that!!

>>20356157
SEXXXO!!

>>20359575
JFC

>>20356075
a blob

>>20356495
depends on who the butt inspector is. some are fine with a few shitstains. I mean, half the people ordering are probably not just aware of the risk but hoping for it

>>20356507
based cat. probably going to eat his face on the first day when he dies

>>20356086
This looks like shit, the onions were barely cooked when he put them in the broth. They should be proper caramelized.

>>20356507
>To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

>schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

>>20356064
>potatoe
>grilled from a pan

>>20356064
fucking stupid nigger and her failures she is raising.

>>20356248
nigger hands typed this. learn to parent instead of just giving in to your little faggots.

>>20356289
this but sulfuric acid.

>>20356177

>>20359471
This is fake, r-rignt?

>>20356321
>homeless
>spends $6
can't you get a couple hotdogs for that? I'm sure a normal meal I make at home is less than $6 for myself

>>20356495
Yea. Too many boners at the bar.

>>20356069
Jesus christ I'm never dating chinks again. They gossip among themselves constantly, have a hugely inflated sense of muh ancient culture, and they'll take any chance to point out obscure etiquette mistakes that an American would have no way of knowing.

>>20359500
Oh no Heheheheheh, why would you do him like that?

>>20356045

>>20356157
Civilization was a mistake.

>>20356055
90 seconds if cops were competent

>>20358272
they had washrooms in your cafeteria?

>>20356072
she would probably be hot if she was thin

>>20356111
>Loose sleeves sweeping through the food
Uncouth and filthy

>>20356157
I miss her so much, bro.

Did my webm post?

>>20360882
That's why her daddy gave her those black eyes, and that's why she's doing it again.

>>20356177
GIWTWM

>>20360889
What did you invest in?

>>20360901
Sicp and boob. Going ok so far

>>20360904
But you went from fledgling to poor in minutes.

>>20360906
Went from 5k to 4870. I'll make it back just you wait

What the heck?

>>20356237
Now post Elon

>>20356045
reviewbrah finally transitioned?

>>20360906
Hmm

>>20356706
you just know

>>20356337
It has been this way on /ck for at least the last seven years. Wait another three and it will all be AI. The Chinx are feeding Petabytes of content into their ML and will feed it back to us. Eventually, the videos are going to be so insanely good our eyes will bleed.

>>20360889
>>20360904
>>20360923
boob investors gonna be btfo

>>20360951
No they aren't

>>20360957
Only janny will have any value in the end.

>>20356716
Recently declassified video of the food court of the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market

Wuhan, December 2019

>>20358730
He's not tall. Looks like 5' 8" or less.

>>20359834
It looks cute, but that's how they release the schistosomes.

>>20356164
only real men eat 10000 calories a day

>>20360906
I'm back

>>20360654
Rude

>>20356059
I came.

>>20359127
Getting ass-bombed and scratched by a one pound gull from several meters height isn't pleasant

>>20356045
Dumb bitch
>>20356056
Wood berry
>>20356062
Wood berry
>>20356064
Dumb bitch
>>20356069
Wood berry
>>20356072
Wood berry if she lost 100kg
>>20356075
Dumb bitch, yuck
>>20356076
Wood berry
>>20356078
Wood berry
>>20356079
Wood berry
>>20356080
Wood berry
>>20356087
Cant follow this confusing webm, dumb bitch.
>>20356111
Wood berry
>>20356172
Dumb bitch but wood berry
>>20356177
Wood berry
>>20356181
Wood berry
>>20356187
Wood berry
>>20356204
Wood berry
>>20356206
Yuck
>>20356223
Wood berry
>>20356237
Wood berry
>>20356277
Wood berry
>>20356317
Wood berry
>>20356477
Gross
>>20356485
Wood berry
>>20356487
Wood berry
>>20357878
Wood berry

>>20356080
Maki!

>>20356707
>all this extra effort to make egg salad on toast

>>20359565
Yes, very good.

>>20356069
>Ginger
>Scotts-Irish
literally the Nigs of the White Race

>>20361330
crowned king arthur

>>20358510
Reminds me of the popcorn spinner except even more cringy

>>20356227
she cute

>>20356223
That looks amazing

>>20356064
Don't lie to your kids, and don't cook them bland ass food like that either, if you don't want them to eat goyslop, just tell them straight up, "No, I will not buy you goyslop."

>Don't lie to your kids, and don't cook them bland ass food like that either, if you don't want them to eat goyslop, just tell them straight up, "No, I will not buy you goyslop."<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>20361542
>>Don't lie to your kids, and don't cook them bland ass food like that either, if you don't want them to eat goyslop, just tell them straight up, "No, I will not buy you goyslop."

>>20356277
shitcosplay/10
Not nearly enough candy pieces for Vanellope.

>>20359536
Kek

>>20356047
How can I save this and send it to a friend?
I’m a dumb phoneposter.

>>20356055
depends if she acts black or just has black skin.
martin luther king jr prolly woulndt get kicked out unless he started preachin.

>>20356081
Lmao what the fuck
I used to work at WF when I was in college and most people that shop there are too attached to the brand to do dumb shit like this (because if they got banned where would they brag about shopping?).
I can’t tell if dude is homeless or just entitlementmaxxing.

>>20356047
It's true that humans become more and more helpless with each generation.

>>20361572
You just click on the three dots on the side and select download

>>20356164
Holy fuck, he’s winded just from eating.
I don’t understand how people get to this point.

>>20356301
She used to be on 4chan back before the incels and racists took over.

>>20356172
I wonder if these social media addicts ever have lucid moments where they realize how empty their lives are.

>>20356185
>trad wife who won't eat processed junk food
>big house with a big yard
>chickens
That's living the life right there.

>>20356195
I have a feeling most of those spices aren't salt free.

>>20361626
they look like they know what they're doing. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>20356320
I hope I get to the age where I can be like in my 20s where I don't give a fuck about what I do to my body and really enjoy life.

>>20356707
Salt grinders are the most retarded thing ever created

>>20357878
Anyone know her name or handle?

>>20360822
Why don't those mice just jump out?

>>20361661
They think they can beat the cat if they all work together.

>>20356716
why is he so picky?

>>20356487
>chopping onions like a penis
Haven't seen this one in some years

huh

>>20356064
This is a good idea. Not because it gets them to eat "healthy" food, but because it helps convince them that not all fast food is tasty and it might help break their habit of crying for chic-fila every day
they're kids though, so probably not, but it's something

>>20359651
Sorry to break it to you anon, but I doubt that guy is an actually good chef. He might be doing this stuff for clicks.

>>20356075
What the fuck is this anatomy?

>>20361768
picky eater sign of a troubled youth

>>20356237
Reject femoid
EMBRACE EVOLUTION

>>20356255
Easy top 10, very solid top 5 all time

>>20358994
Milena Velba & Marie
Probably an old video from Milena's website. I recognise the camera work of Daktari Lorenz

>>20356212
waste of good pizza...

LOL
ILL SHOW MYSELF OUT