/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20354925
you cared enough to make this thread??

>>20354925
Nobody asked, newfag.
>>>/r9k/

you can eat it with your hands its fine thats what the seaweed wrapper is for, to hold with your hands so you can eat it without getting dirty

>>20354925
but you see, i wash my hands four times an hour

OP tongues nikocado's anus nice and deep

>>20354928
>>20354929
>>20354935
Upvoted saaar

>>20354925
>eating raw fish
enjoy your parasites anon

>>20354925
önnestly I doubt you even get looks in restaurants. literally nobody cares if you use an eating utensil or a monkeystick.

>anon is a chopsticklet
many such cases

>>20354952
if you live in america and buy from a place with a modicum of reputability, you have zero chance of parasites

>>20354961
There is absolutely no logical reason to use sticks when superior form of utensil exists.

>>20354966
it's like digging a hole with a rock when there are shovels all around you.

>>20354966
Pajeet uses his hands like a monkey and still believes he is superior to you while contracting bacteria and diseases

>>20354966
you're just unsophisticated. besides if you happen to live in Vancouver it's impossible not to pik up
>>20354967
personally I'm a fan of picking my food up, rather than stabbing it lik some brute

>>20354969
>you're just unsophisticated
Okay leddit.

Im allergic to sushi if I eat sushi i barf

i'm allergie to 70 sushi everytime i eat 70 sushi i vom

>>20354969
†bh sushie was devised primarily as a finger food anyway

imagine japanese people eating chicken fingers in a little american exotic cuisine shop with little american forks and side-eyeing any of their japanese brethren who use chopsticks and especially those who use their fingers

>>20354987
the japanese are a barbaric culture. they eat whales and dolphins

>>20354952
That image only shows seaweed, cooked rice, cucumber, and smoked salmon. What made you start talking about raw fish?

>>20355008
smoked sammon isn't cooked anon

>>20355009
smoke implies something on fire, and fire is heat, the sammon was subjected somehow to that tangentially

>>20355014
the sammon was also birthed under the sun, it doesn't mean it was fucking cooked from day one. now you, on the other hand, possibly.

>>20354925
Everyone will still think you just can’t use chopsticks, not that you’ve made a personal and somewhat racist choice to refuse another cultures utensils. And honestly I think they’d be right, I don’t think you can use chopsticks, even if they are inferior to forks.

Sushi is a meme food and chopsticks are part of the meme experience.

>>20355022
>part of the meme experience
so is phrenology and iron lungs

>>20355022
>I don’t think you can use chopsticks, even if they are inferior to forks.
Correct. Why the fuck would I learn something useless and idiotic?

Fork is just more efficient.

>>20354925
Sushi can be eaten with bare hands. (Nigiri and Maki)

>>20354925
>using useless and worse utensils

Your fingers?

>>20355041
fingers separated men from the beasts, anon

>>20355035
As a non-autism, I can enjoy something non-optimal. Ribs or wings take more effort than their boneless counterparts but I like them more

>>20355035
Because you don’t go to an overpriced sushi place to just wolf it down as quick as possible, or most people don’t anyway.

>>20354925

>>20355043
exactly why we should use them

i like using gooksticks because it’s just fun while i’m at the table

>>20354925

i use a little green army man armed with a bayonet rifle to skewer my sushi and no charlie can tell me otherwise

>>20355004
that's fucked up about the dolphins but let your mom have her fun

>>20354952
This is 2024 anon, horse paste is available over the counter for $10 a tube, and contains enough for a half dozen doses for an adult male.
>inb4 you'll kill yourself
for an adult human, the LD(lo) dose of ivermectin comes out to roughly 14 entire tubes of horse paste
>inb4 you're not a horse
ivermectin is typically dosed based on body mass, all mammals use the same mcg/kg dosing rate. dosing instructions are on the package, and dosing marks are on the dispenser. If you are so retarded as to be incapable of setting the dispenser stop at the mark for your weight, then the world would be better off if you were dead.