/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20345366
add a side of ham and it would be perfect

>no bacon
>no hot sauce
>no coffee
>no sausage gravy

>>20345373
>no sausage gravy
Anon what do you think that stuff that looks like sausage gravy is in OPs pic?

>>20345366
holy fuck that looks so delicious, I'm trying to lose weight though and can't eat breakfast today. I might have a small snack in another 4 hours..

>>20345374
synonym rolls

>>20345366
>Waiter! Oh Waiter! Another fresh helping of vomit on my breakfast plate, please!
Do Americans really?

>>20345392
it's actually really good stuff if it's made properly. I used to turn my nose up at it when I was a child because it looked yucky, but that's a child's mind for you

>>20345366
I had something similar to this for breakfast on the Amtrak train and it was god awful. Don't pay for their garbage. Bring your own food.

>>20345392
>Ewew it looks GWOSS I can't eat it gimme my fish fingies and my chippie teas
Fuck off baby ass loser

>>20345419
See how some members of the nation of cucks suddenly get all shitty when somebody berates their 'culinary delights' in the same vein that they do? Such weakness.

>>20345419
Don't be so hotheaded, you're going to raise your blood pressure from eating all those Lawry Salt caked, Red-40 seasoned deep fried butter on sticks for breakfast earlier

>>20345392
It's a bechamel sauce, retard.

>>20345558
It's grey unidentifiable sloppa that tastes like salt and flour.

Oh hawhawhawhaw spooly amerifarts shrieking in impotent confusion again how amusing

Ok let me honestly comment here.
>no bacon, ham, scrapple, sausage patties, corned beef. Where's the meat?
>eggs. Good.
>potatoes. Be careful.
>bread. 1 thin slice that is fried in all the grease from cooking your meat would be sufficient. Bread is unhealthy.
>biscuits. Why? You already have a slice of unhealthy bread
>sausage gravy. Just eat the sausage and not the unhealthy flour based gravy.
Very unhealthy. Eat more meats. It's ok to splurge on a piece of fried bread now and then but not this much.
Where is the milk?

>>20345366
i'd keep the eggs, taters and the biscuits n gravy

>>20345800
>>20345901
Do you people ever wonder why the rest of the world thinks you're so fat?

>>20345366
Over/under on OP's BMI is 30. I'll take the over. What say you, anon?

>>20345915
He's over 30, but that's still classified as underweight compared to most Ameriburgers.

>>20345904
>>20345915
>>20345922
poor

>>20345904
you don't eat it every single day dummy

>>20345366
replace the toast with sliced, salted tomatoes and the potatoes with more eggs topped with sausage gravy and it would be perfect for me

>>20345986
Yeah, culturally you guys only eat it on days ending in y.

>>20345366
my breakfast was oatz and greek yogurt with coffee. i'm gonna make lamb stew for dinner later

>>20346002
and you foreigners will happily wipe my ass clean after my fukushimic bowel movement :)

>>20345366
there's some breakfast near me that people give great reviews
its fucking garbage
just look at that water they're passing off as gravy
saw another pic where the bacon was charred black

>>20346013
Do you need to make poopies anon? I'll put extra tendies on your plate tonight if you wash your hands without compaining after we wipe your bum bum clean :)

>>20345366
tf is that grey shit? looks ghastly

>>20346044
It's a meat sauce you wouldn't get it

>>20345439
>europoor can't handle the concept of gravy

>>20346044
gravy made with milk, flour, and butter/sausage grease that has cooked ground sausage mixed in

>>20346044
You cook meat in a skillet (usually fresh breakfast sausage) and then mix flour into the rendered fat to make a roux. Then you whisk in milk to make a type of bechamel. Season with salt and pepper and serve over biscuits.

>>20346029
>wash your hands

>>20346101
Anon... me and all the other nurses have been over this with you before. Only the good residents will be getting tendies at dinner tonight.

>>20346052
>corpulent typically low IQ Americans think that goop is gravy
You won't make it, fat boy

>>20346052
Gravy is brown

>>20346282
Why does everyone here pretend to be stupider than they are? What an odd performance

>>20346282
Reported for racism

>>20346138
>>20346029
why would he wash his hands if you are the one wiping up his shit (with your hands)?

>>20346308
Because it promotes good behaviour and encourages him to wash his hands when he doesn't need help from the staff to make poopies!

>>20345366
Would need to add a lot of ketchup and hot sauce and pepper to make it tolerable

>>20346367
>ketchup
>with gravy
i've seen and read a lot of horrifying shit on this website but this seems especially unholy, my bowels loosened a tiny bit when i read this post

>>20346367
>>20346385
>>20345366
>American "cuisine"

>>20346385
The ketchup would be more for the eggs and potatoes, not going out of my way to mix it with the gravy

>>20345439
See how pedantic and snide you get when you get called out for being a fucking baby?
Some foods look gross but taste great. Biscuits and gravy is one of them. You'd know that if you ate anything besides fast food.

>>20346390
It's almost exactly like it's English, Irish, Scottish, German, French, and Spanish cuisine all blended together over four centuries to take advantage of an abundance of meat and spices and New World ingredients that would transform every other culture in the world

>>20345548
I had vegetarian chowder for lunch and a sausage and egg sandwich for breakfast. Both homemade. But keep on whining that you won't try something just because it looks icky, you mongoloid. Imagine whining that someone gets aggressive, goddamn you are one bitch ass wimp
>>20345739
You wouldn't know at all, larper

>>20346282
No, it is not always brown. Thanks for showing that you don't know anything about cooking.
>>20346274
Again, you don't know what you're talking about. Look up sausage gravy, it's called gravy because it is gravy. You can not like it, but it is gravy. Shitsucker.

>>20346411
whatever you say 'chupper

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>>20346457
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>>20346457
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>>20346457
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>>20346457
>>20346385

>>20346526
>>20346514
>>20346489
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>>20346526
You laugh, but people really used to do that.

>>20346282
not milk gravy which is sausage gravy's base

>>20346558
Yeah and it's Trump's steak preference so there must be some % today who imitate just because he does it, rather than recoiling

>>20346423
Gravy isn't made with milk.

>>20346546
>>20346385
I thought these would look gross but instead they're making me hungry and wanting to go to a nearby restaurant and do it
Though not sure about the orange slices in this one

>>20345419
Our sloppa is British derived. If you defend American sloppa, you should defend British sloppa too

Water pie with catsup is pretty good.

>>20346558
I thought Americans loved pouring liters of ketchup over everything.

>>20346646
we don't love liters of anything

>>20346581
Sausage gravy sure is

>>20346646
the fuck is a liter?

>>20346664
But what about your love of drinking coffee from liter mugs, as well as cola, etc.

>>20346682
One-fourth of gallon

>europoors seething about good fashion southern grub
Like clockwork

>>20346685
Poor people buy soda in plastic bottles, it goes flat, glass bottles and cans are superior
Mugs are in ounces

>>20345366
Not a big sausage gravy fan but that checks a lot of boxes.
Prefer local bakery sourdough though.

>>eating breakfast
Imagine being that fat.

>>20346613
"Water pie?"
"The water wouldn't melt so I put it in a pie, alright!?"

>>20346722
If you never made water pie you must be very new to baking. My tween loves water and creampies.

>>20346710
How many ounces per gallon, 128, why is that? Yeah, just fuck off, that's why. While in the rest of the world there are 1000ml in 1 liter. Roughly, but it fully explains the bewilderment of every person who comes to countries where the metric system is not. Oh yes, it's only in one country...

>>20346740
>Oh yes, it's only in one country...
No it's not

>>20346775
Shhh... it's retarded. You'll spook him.

>>20346775
oh right, it's like 2 countries

>>20346789
You understand Americans all know the metric system and it's been standard in the US since 1917
Customary is better for cooking because it's halves, thirds, and fourths
You think 128 ounces is a coincidence?
And no, it's not just the US and Liberia, all of the commonwealth countries use a combination of metric and customary or metric and imperial

>>20346414
I wasn't called out for being a baby, I was an independent observer. I'm not the OP the gaylord was responding to. But here you are, shitting your panties, just because I called out some fagwham for getting butthurt. You know very well that the Americans are very haughty and self elevated and are quick to denigrate. I'm guessing, but pretty sure, that you've partaken in such a 'discourse' yourself. I'm casting an aspersion here, but I'm expecting you're a "do the British" / "pajeet street shitter" / "Scandinavian blah blah Irish blah Australian blah chinky nip bih bih mihhh" kind of person, yet all of a sudden you curl up in a ball when the shoe is on the other foot.

>>20346705
>about good fashion
Fucking hell, you can't even type a sentence in English correctly. You absolute mongoloid. I don't know how the fuck you've managed to even get on the internet. Or put your socks on. >>20346705

>>20345739
>sloppa
Love how you locked-down no-freedom-having faggots spam your shitty slang all over my internet now and pretend like you don't all come off like 9 year olds with Downs Syndrome.

>>20346890
underwear being soiled violently: the post

>>20345800
Damn that animal has some rocking hooters

>>20346546
>>20346592
ai generated rubbish

>>20346935
Ty. I am partial to her sister though.

>>20346937
Good eye anon, nothing slips by you!

Sub the toast out for another serving of biscuits & gravy

>>20346489
MMmmmmm, Biscuits and Jam.

>>20346514
you know... that's perfectly acceptable with an easy over egg and a slice of cheese on each slice, right?
I'm not even a big ketchup fan, unless it's mushroom, but there's some kind of magical alchemy that takes place with hot runny yolk and cool ketchup.
>pic unrelated...mostly

>>20345366
True but you should be able to make that at home

>>20346664
you forgot about our flavored corn syrup fizzy water.. sold by the two-fer

>>20346732
uhhh...

>>20345374
thats cream chipped beef which is shitty british white gravy

>>20345366
grim

>>20345366
Do Americans really?

>>20346298
if we all posted at our true intellectual level this board would have a reputation for being nobel prize in the culinary arts tier essayposting only board, we have to be retarded online to take a break from our high powered careers and fast paced lifestyle

>>20348356
Yeh..This guy, what hes siad.
That is what I mean.
Smort like.

>>20348365
undermined his post real 90iq like

>>20348368
is good yeh? what is I did wrong?

>>20348349
>british white gravy
bongs don't have white gravy keep trying anon

>>20348371
posting, baka

>>20348375
So.
No fun then?
Everytime A newfag blows in..
Every day my patience grows thin..
Do you know just where you are?
--read down my post, you weaboo scar

>>20348391
stfu noob

>>20348372
yes they do they just dont call it gravy, they call it beef cream in the typical faggy british style and they love it

>>20348392
LOLOLOLOL!!

>>20348394
>they call it beef cream
there is no such thing as "beef cream" in bong or anywhere else why are you so bad at this

>>20348397
Is that real?

>>20348394
Beef cream? Fock off... Never heard of it. Daft cunt

>>20348413
You bet your sweet bippy...

>>20348426
Quite the read. Thanks for that!

>>20345373
>hot sauce

thirdie detected

>>20346029
Why would he wash his hands if he's got a clean dick?

>>20345366
gorgeous. the yuropoor mind can't comprehend something so perfect

>>20345392
Garson means boy.

>>20345366
Isn’t this like an entire day’s calories in a single meal?
How could you possibly justify eating like this?

>>20350368
It's maybe 1500 or so I'd say without calculating carefully so he can still have a small dinner later. We can also imagine that OP is a 6'4 beefcake who works a manual labor job in some warehouse or as a tradie and that his actual daily caloric needs are closer to 3k. I understand you're a 5'2 sedentary gook and can't comprehend how real men live, but I hope my explanation cleared things up for you.

>>20350368
Nah it's only one biscuit and a couple slices of toast, maybe two eggs and half a potato
I'd be surprised if there's more than 700-800 calories there, probably less
That with a few coffees, better than the hair of the dog

>>20348356
we'd win the special olympics for sure

>>20350346
>Garson means boy.
Okay. So if garson means boy, then what does garçon mean?

>>20350479
It means big boy, big boy
No one's slick as Gaston! No one's quick as Gaston! No one swings from a tree with his dick like Gaston!

>>20345366
I wonder what would happen if you made scrambled eggs, then tried to fry them.
Like suppose you made scrambled eggs in pan, then coated them with flour, dipped them in a raw egg, coated them with flour again, and put them in a deep fryer filled with lard or tallow.

>>20345366
why do you have toast if you have biscuits?
where's the bacon/ham/sausage?
are those powdered eggs?
this maybe a 5/10 breakfast

>>20345366
ohhhhh fuuuckk yes im gonna cum

>>20345366
Hold up let me barf into your breakfast meal

>>20350503
Jam for the toast, gravy for the biscuits

>>20345800
>>>>/fit/<<<<

>>20350503
the sausage is in the gravy, you fucking foreigner

>>20345800
>Just eat the sausage and not the unhealthy flour based gravy
Sausage gravy tastes like shit anyway.
>>20345922
>BMI?
Yes

>>20345373
>hot sauce for biscuits and gravy

do you really need toast with your biscuits and gravy?

>>20350943
Do Americans REALLY?

>>20351572
Need, no. Want, yes.

>>20351584
Anon has never cooked meat in sauce

>>20346013
we'll just nail your door shut and call it a superfund site

>>20352457
Ma'am, calm down. I've read that menopause is difficult to handle. But before you get too giddy, I've cooked ragu, picadillo and such. The abomination that you're screaming and crying about is just gloop. It's not a delicacy as you probably imagine. Sad little man.

>>20353065
Doubt. You dip chips into 1 pound cheese cans

>>20353083
I don't even know what that means, but ladies in your condition are known for "brain fog". I'm sure it will improve soon

>>20353112
Anon, you appear to be of below-middling intelligence if you don't know what that means.

>>20351323
Maybe for the egg.

>>20351584
Yes. Continue to think about us while we don't even recognize your existence.

>>20350368
Why do I need to justify anything to you?

Making some gravy tomorrow morning.
Gonna be comfy.