/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Melinda’s stole Marie’s recipe. Both good.

Your wrist looks pretty fat

>>20333472
I’m down 23lbs in less than a month, but yes I still have a long ways to go

>>20333461
Melindas Ghost Pepper Wing Sauce and Hot Sauce are kino. Some of the spiciest you can get in store besides El Yucateco XXXX which is spicier but doesn't taste as good.
Is Belizean Heat spicier than Melindas Ghost Pepper HOT SAUCE? Not Wing Sauce, the Hot Sauce.

>>20333461
Also you can find these at Walmart condiment isle.

This is looking like a pretty nice roster now..who would you pick? Or are you like me and like to mix different flavors together?

>>20333496
My stores don’t even have their hot sauce, only like 3 of their wing sauces. I’ve never tried or heard of that belizian kind.
>>20333502
To be fair I couldn’t find the Texas Pete hotter, el yucateco, Dave’s insanity, or the bone rattler(glass skull) one’s at Walmart.

>>20333515
El Yucateco is in the international food isle in Walmart. Not in the condiments isle. Try Smokin Marie. It has a strong smoked flavor like El Yucatecco Black. Add a little honey into the bottle and it tastes better.

>>20333526
Yeah I looked in the Mexican section where the Valentina and tapaito usually is but couldn’t find it there either. I got it at dollar general last time.

Also this stuff ain’t bad but has a very strong onion smell and taste, I didn’t read the ingredients before putting it in my pocket. Glad I didn’t pay for it at least

>>20333496
El Yucateco xxx tastes identical to sauce ive made from my garden with habaneros

>>20333504
>hot sauce collection

>>20333722
Fuck off cracker

This is literally all you'll ever need.

>>20333477
well done for committing to losing weight anon. every day you dont eat over your calorie limit is a day you can be proud of. i think ive seen your posts before, if youre the guy im thinking of, can we see more pics of your room? i found it really comfy, but if you havent posted it before, disregard that

>Fuck off cracker

>>20333790
Thank you so much anon, and here’s a recent pic of my room

>>20333823
Tried taking a panorama but the file size was too big

>>20333831
From the opposite corner of the room

>>20333823
>>20333831
>>20333835
How much is your electric bill each month?

>>20333851
Don't know I'll have to ask my parents.

>>20333823
>>20333831
>>20333835
epic nigger free gamer hut, thank you mate

>>20333835
My dude, that looks comfy as fuck. I'm feeling just slightly envious right now at the get up desu.

>>20333835
ever thought about carpeting it?

>>20333857
Unironically this, I feel like I’ve heard them say it’s around $400 a month. That of course includes the regular house and not just this cabin.
>>20333881
My parents have brought up that idea before but I’ve never put much thought into it really. I feel like the animal feet prints are part of the SOVL.

>>20333911
>911
>oh shit
Carpet just ends up getting dirty and gross desu. (And you can't pretend otherwise in a room full of cheetos and pizza boxes). But a nice area rug, low pile, easy to vacuum or take outside for cleaning... that could really tie the room together. Probably something dark. Ikea has some decent options for under $200. You just might need to get a floor protector mat for your gamer chair.

>>20333979
I have actually considered the rug option before, but how would I get it underneath all the big heavy stuff in the room like where my secondary tv is? The wooden thing it’s sitting on is heavy as fuck

>>20333989
There's no getting around the fact that the initial install could be a pain, depending on the size. Anything easily portable like the folding table gets taken outside, everything else gets pushed against the wall, the rug goes in the middle and you lift the heavy furniture one side at a time to slide the rug under (easier if you have a "friend", I hear tell). But you might find a rug slightly smaller, that just comes up to the front of the TVs and computer desks, so the only thing you'd need to worry about lifting/moving is the couch. The animal tracks would remain underneath, a special secret for you, and your hapless victims.

>>20333989
you have three TVs in there Anon? Why? What scenario are you needing all of those at once?

I assume the CRT is for the vintage vidya though

where you live?

>>20333979
To add, the floor protectors are not just about easier rolling for the chairs, and not just about protecting the rug from wear from the wheels--the issue is that the rolling may gradually tug the rug in one direction, resulting in creases/folds, which can be a PITA to straighten and may damage the rug in the long term.

>>20334026
Makes sense when you put it that way. I’d probably just get a smaller ones that’s easier to set up. Also that part at the end make me kek
>>20334048
Long story short version is I got one tv(the bigger) one but when I decided to get a pc I wanted a new one with 120fps but didn’t wanna throw the other one away or sell it.
>>20334065
Alabama

Looks like a set of hands that have never seen manual labor.

>>20334077
Checked.
>Alabama
Unfortunately that limits the Ikea rug option since it appears the nearest is in Atlanta (oof).

Getting this thread back on topic, picrel does the job for anyone looking to move on from the disgraced Huy Fong brand.

>>20334077
Shucks I don't see why you'd want that many TVs in your space - sell one and then your space looks way comfier!

>>20334091
Or someone that wears gloves, but PPE is an alien concept to a particular breed of boomer that takes pride in BOTPD (bottle of Tylenol per day).

>>20333477
Checked, and nice work.

>>20333504
a proper virginity monument

>>20333504
>who would you pick?
Probably that new Marie Sharp's because Marie brings the heat and it's cool that they use vegetables for thickener instead of xanthan gum, just sounds more natural all around. But it's still hard to beat the well-rounded, mild warmth of Cholula for EDC (thickeners aside).

>>20334096
It’s certainly decreased my attention span by a significant amount recently. I watch a ton of YouTube while playing vidya nowadays and I used to shit on people who did that.
>>20334091
I’ve been a hospital maintenance guy(was a high school summer job), water department guy(straight outta high school, fixed leaks and installed new pipes mostly), was a veterinarians assistant(walked dogs, helped give shots and even a little with surgeries among other things), and was a butcher at a grocery store(worked my way up to manager of the meat department) but for the past 5-6 months I’ve been a NEET. Just seems like things don’t ever quite work out right.

>>20334132
You are closer than you realize to unlocking beast mode. You got this, famalam.

>>20334143
That picture is 7 years ago but I appreciate the support regardless

>>20333831
How come /ck/ has more based battlestations than the fags on /g/

>>20334097
I work manual labor and garden at home but I wear good gloves and girls memed on me for having soft hands so I just have a chunk of sandstone I fondle as a fidget toy to keep my hands rough

>>20334077
Tell us about the doggo. Obviously he is a Good Boy but how old is he, does he enjoy the cabin, does he sit next to you on the couch while you game, does he beg for cheetos, etc.

>>20334242
Reddit,

>>20334222
I know that feel. I dated a yeeyee country girl who walked around barefoot everywhere and she made fun of how soft my feet were once and it really did a number on me for some reason.
>>20334242
His name is Luke, he was born on Christmas Eve of 2017. He LOVES coming in the cabin and will often scratch on the door to let me know he wants in. Honestly I haven’t done a very good job disciplining him so he hardly knows how to chill..he just wants to jump all over me and lick me in the mouth as much as possible so it’s hard to just have him in the room while playing vidya or watching something. I made this gif of him recently

>>20334281
You can see his sidekick/gf Dixie in that gif as well. She’s way more mild mannered and only really acts bratty if I give attention to Luke. She’s more of a lap dog and spends much more time in the house because she sheds way less. She’s kinda boring though, Luke is my nigga and Dixie is more of my mom’s dog. I still love her though. The other dog in this picture is Kevin, my older brothers dog that is the brother of Dixie. Both Dixie and Kevin came from Montana(where my bro lives).

>>20334281
"when doggos attack" lol. Is that a heater under the "Happy Place" sign? Hopefully you're into some milder spring weather by now. How does the cabin do in the AL summer? Heat, humidity, dampness? Is that a dehumidifier by the pizzer boxes?

>>20334298
Under the happy place sign is an air purifier. I used to smoke cigarettes in here and I thought it would help with the smell/damaging my pc. I don’t smoke at all anymore, quit about 2 months ago. The heater is next to the pizza boxes. The weather is very nice lately. Basically perfect weather. Humidity is certainly a big issue though in the summer. Used to really fuck up my musical equipment in the long term.

>>20334094
That yellowbird sriracha bends huy fong over and gapes its b-hole

>>20333835
looks very comfy Tyler

>>20334332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4

>>20333461
I have excellent news for you. Marie Sharp's Belizean heat is a very good hot sauce. It's one of only two hot sauces I keep in the kitchen, along with sriracha. I love it.

>>20334368
I just realized that “Belizean Heat” is the name of the hot sauce I bought lmao. I told someone earlier in the thread I’d never heard of it. I only tried a little bit of it on some cheez-its earlier for a quick taste test and the onion flavor sorta overpowered any kind of heat it had. It still taste pretty decent though and it’s probably better on a burrito or something instead of a cheese cracker

>>20334368
Is it spicier than Melindas Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce or El Yucateco XXXX?

>>20335031
It doesn’t seem as spicy as Melinda’s to me but I haven’t tried that yucateco xxxx

>>20333477
Good job fatso, keep up the good work

>>20333461
>>20333504
>>20333539
>>20334077
>>20334094
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>20335263
Imagine how upset the person was that typed all of this out originally. You can just tell someone teased him about not being able to handle something spicy and it mindbroke him.

>>20335263
At this point you faggots are worse than the people you're making fun of

>>20335263

I just realized I literally cannot remember the last time I had a meal that didn’t somehow involve hot sauce. It’s been months for sure, possibly a year? A meal without hot sauce is like sex with a condom. What’s the fucking point

>>20333465
Note, both the franks wing sauce and valentina are the most used. Greasy wings and greasy tacos.

>>20333504
You have no green, change your life.

>>20333504
What's up with "garnishing" with diablo sauce? To impress your parents in case they come up (or down)?

>>20335263

>>20335293
wtf
the incel memes are real

>>20335880
/r/lostredditors

>>20333461
what is "bfzillian heat"
sounds kind of like prison rape "for fun" to me

>>20333504
I prefer a sauce without chemicals and preservatives

>>20333504
you gotta a get a couple green sauces, i agree with the other anon

>>20335830
My suggestion is picrel, made with nopal cactus.

>>20335891
Ditto, no food coloring or gums too. Can't always avoid xanthan gum though.

>>20335906
Seems wacky, if ingredients are agreeable and i find it reasonably priced i will def try. Thanks.

For me it is Hayley Westenra singing Shenandoah on endless ocean, the best game for open ocean exploration.

>>20335891
Then why did you post a bottle of red water with xanthan gum? (Not appearing in the ingredients on all bottles, but on some, so they're not trustworthy.)

there is nothing wrong with xanthan gum you fucks

>>20335908
Yeah, that's my main gripe with Cholula, but I still eat it.

Anyway, spring is almost here, so it's time to think about planting your own peppers. A lot of people try to gatekeep saucemaking, but really all you need to get started is a few handfuls of peppers, salt, white vinegar, and a blender.... no fancy fermenting for 9000 months in a sensory deprivation chamber required. Not saying that other stuff isn't cool, just not required for a perfectly enjoyable product.

>>20335929
Sure buddy. Hey, when did they get NordVPN on Planet Xanthanite?

>>20335830
Gross, that sauce looks nasty
>>20335834
No it’s just to show that I also use it a lot along with those other sauces

>>20335916
Absolutely based beyond belief. I almost cried when they announced Endless Ocean 3 and it’s currently the only vidya I’m looking forward to

https://youtu.be/zFrGCl0YNV4?si=b0Izm8Y9fc2rgLlN

>>20333722
>>20333727
A hot sauce collection is fine as long as it stays in your cabinet. Setting out hot sauce bottles as a decoration in your house is gayer than gay.

>>20335891
Literally babies first hot sauce. I remember eating this with my hot pockets while watching Sonic Shorts on Newgrounds when I was 12. Didn’t quite make the Cabin Roster but I have some in backstock

>>20333461
>2 new hot sauces enter the fray..
Shit yea, enter the fray!!!

>>20336402
https://youtu.be/BCc7wu83IlU?si=NaIWQt_taNttGdDa

>>20336333
It's like a traditional spice rack with your rosemarys and paprikas and so on. It should serve both purposes.

Bumping because I love slop anon

>>20335263
>April 12, 2023
>Uncle Ulcer’s Maximum Alert Ghost Pepper Gastrointestinal Genocide, first tasting
>I found the bottle art to be quite clever and humorous, although I could see how one might be shocked by an anthropomorphic chili pepper in a Wehrmacht uniform shoving the nozzle of a flamethrower up a man’s rectum and blasting it with fire - perhaps they could change it to a generic uniform so as not to offend our Semitic friends.
>A local eatery is featuring the sauce on their chicken wing offerings. I took a seat at the bar and ordered a dozen, and a Gutpunch Hopfuck IPA from Motherhumper Brewing (I typically would not get something quite so hoppy to accompany the main course but I was feeling bold this eve). A family with ugh… THREE children was seated in the dining area behind me. I attempted to register my disdain by glaring menacingly over my shoulder at the parents but their attention was focused on their spawn. I politely requested the barmaid reseat me at the end of the bar.
>The plate arrives. A neon orange-reddish sauce glistens on the wings. The scent is rather pungent, it stings the nostrils. I raise my glass and nod to a young lass a few seats away. She rolls her eyes and goes back to staring at her phone. I pick up a drumstick and take a small bite. The taste was… underwhelming. I had expected something more… flavorful from Uncle Ulcer’s, but all I can sense is pure capsaicin. Fire and needles spread throughout my mouth and down my throat, swear begins to bead on my brow. I whip out my pocket square with a flourish and dab my forehead. The woman a few seats down now has her back completely turned to me.
>A few minutes have passed and I have not taken another bite. I have emptied my pint and am halfway through a glass of milk, courtesy of the barmaid. She has politely but firmly rejected my request to exchange the wings for another dozen in a different sauce. I tip my hat and bid her good night.
>Final score: I rank the sauce a 6/10.

>>20337710
Don’t worry anon, we have some hot sauce you can enjoy here as well.

>March the 24th, 2024: Sauce log # 769: Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Sauce.
>Whilst taking a weekend stroll through Newbury Comics and perusing the Funko Pop offerings, I happened upon a display most intriguing: various bawdily-labeled bottles and jars of that red ambrosia most dearest to my heart. My humor tickled and my taste buds tantalized, I simply had to - had to! - acquire one of each - no less than 6 bottles - to add to my (rather expansive) collection. I bid the cashier adieux and headed back to my apartment with exposed brick walls.
>Now, where to start with Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Sauce? The label is a most humorous thing, depicting what appears to be a Martian landscape with a man in lab refinery dragging his gaunt, agonized body across a vast desert, his anus having prolapsed and caught fire, trawling behind him like a smoldering red wedding train. I chuckle heartily at the daft scenario and proceed to open the bottle.
>Fragrance: Astringent leather and capsicum forward; notes of alium, smoke, electric fire, feline piss. Very mature. My mouth begins to water.
>Taste test: I dab 5 ml of the tip of my tongue and swish it about my mouth. And lo, lo, for the fields of Elysium have opened up before me, so godly is the sauce! Yet it is not taste which immediately elevates me to such a state (though the taste is very good); nay, it is the HEAT, my dear reader, the divine HEAT of Helios that surges across my tongue and through my nervous system that defines any concoction by that culinary alchemist Professor Prolapse. The name is not the utterings of a blackguard: this is not a hot sauce for the uninitiated.
>Final score: 81/100. Pairs nicely with a thrice-hopped IPA.

>>20337710
>>20337769
Not as funny with Chat GPT but still fine I guess

>>20333461
Can you become the new TB anon? This board really needs a daily blog poster like him again and you seem way cooler than that fag.

>>20337873
Well I do really love Taco Bell and literally just got done eating some so we do have similar tastes. Did he quit posting? I only ever ran into him a handful of times because I barely browse here.

>>20333477
>>20337944
X

>>20337944
I hope he not only quit posting but honestly hope hie killed himself in a very violent and painful manner.

>>20337952
Lmao I was hoping nobody would call me out on that. It’ll probably take me 2-4 days max to make up for this so it’s all good. I won’t eat at all tomorrow. Honestly despite the weight loss I don’t look very different yet.
>>20337957
What was so bad about him? I really barely remember him outside of him often getting brought up in my /ck/ threads.

>>20333461
Still the only hot sauce i need

>>20337991
For me, it was this, el yucateco, and Diablo sauce mixed together while eating my Taco Bell.

I bought that Taco Bell yesterday, I hope it holds up until Tuesday.

>>20337991
Tastes like ketchup

>>20337991
I have to say this. No offense to my Mexican jombres. But even though Mexicans invented the pepper, I have to say some of their sauces suckkk.

>>20338027
>>20338036
The Cholula chili lime is the perfect mild sauce for jalapeño flavor w/o the heat. I always have a bottle on hand even if i'm fucking with other hot sauces.

>>20337986
Cut out the fucking Sara Lee Butter Bread and the snacks. Come on, man, quit snacking. And TBanon was a weird fag who ate rare hamburgers he stole from his workplace and bragged about how often he drove drunk. He was also very careful in staging the items in his pics so there was a mix of gay weeb shit and hipster "look how smart I am" books and blurays. Very odd person. Does anyone remember what the weird toddler plate he ate his rare hamburgers on looked like?

>>20338085
In addition, he ruined /ck/ competitions like a total faggot

>>20333477
At least you have healthy looking fingernails.

>>20335293
You seriously drink soylent? How did you end up in the dark fascist corner of the internet with us?

>>20338092
Was he plating up food he didn't cook himself? I vaguely remember something like that. Anyways fuck TBanon.

>>20338027
It does, in fact, not

>>20337710
I don't believe Qaddafi ever said anything of the sort

>>20338085
It takes me so long to eat that bread that it usually starts souring before I’m done with it and I have to throw it away. I’m having 500-800 calories a day on average(not today obviously). I sometimes stage my pictures as well but I go for humor over trying to appear smart.

>>20338105
Nah, it just caught my eye when I was at Walmart one day and I knew it would make for a nice cherry on top for bait pictures. You could say I’m a master baiter

>>20333461
left one is good, a little thinner. right one is spicier, it's thicker. love both

>>20338124
>I sometimes stage my pictures as well but I go for humor
I know. It's funny, keep doing it. TBanon staged his
pics to show off his superior intellect as well as his superior taste in Japanese media which is a huge part of why I couldn't stand him.

>>20338141
You’ve got these confused surely. Melinda’s ghost pepper wing sauce is much thicker, hence why it’s a wing sauce. The Marie sharp is much more watery, you even tell here.
>>20338149
Ah I see. Yeah I just can’t take myself that seriously without feeling embarrassed.

>>20338124
>>20338131
ywnbaw btw

>>20338236
I don't want to be one anyway. I enjoy being a rotund fuck living rent free on my parents property. Jealous much?

>>20338236
>explicitly states its bait
>fish still bites
Think I’m throwing this one back

>>20338251
Not me, but basically couldn’t have put it better myself lol

>>20333911
God damn it anon if you live with your parents or they pay for your life, I'm coming to Alabama to shit in your mouth

>>20338389
I live with my parents yes but they don’t give me money explicitly. They pay the electric bills and water and shit though. This has never really been a secret. Right now I’m living off my savings from my last job but I’m gonna have to probably go back to work soon and find another job somewhere around town. I’ve always been a homebody but I’ve turned into an absolute hermit over these past couple months.

>>20333461
Why dont you make your own anon?

>>20338408
Nice Nintendo switch. Did your mom's bf buy it for you?

>>20333881
>carpet
Are you serious?
Carpet is some 1980s shit

>>20339712
That’s a steam deck I believe. Them lil trackpads.

>>20335932
These annoying cunts have by far the best recipe i have ever tried. You should give it a shot https://fermentationadventure.com/fermented-green-apple-jalapeno-hot-sauce-recipe-pickled-peppers/

>>20333835
The fedora is a nice touch. Really brings the room together.

>>20333461
Melinda's Ghost Pepper sauce slaps, amazing flavor and heat.

>>20339712
My parents have been happily married for almost 40 year anon. Also that’s a steam deck
>>20339741
Thanks. Even when I was 15 I knew I could use it as a (you) farm for 4chan if implemented properly. Oddly enough I can only find pictures of other people wearing it

>>20339765
I think this guy was being 100% genuine when he asked me to take this.

Anon, you've been blogging a whole lot lately. Maybe you should get that next job and stop being a dirty buttlicker

I have a bottle of this, it's great on pizza

>Real man noh hit woman

>>20339847
not yet

>At this point you faggots are worse than the people you're making fun of

>>20340071
Here’s some sauce you can handle

cabinbrah, what is your plan for after your parents can no longer support you? Also, post some new microwave cooking content. I want to see you really flex your microwave wings and get creative.

>>20340071
/qa/ lost and fuck off back to the sharty, nigger

>>20333461
I miss Melinda's Red Savina, I have to make do with the XXXX Reserve now

>>20340366
>cabinbrah, what is your plan for after your parents can no longer support you?
Die probably. I’m sure I’ll be working again by then but I do worry about making enough money to keep the lights on..my mom is in great shape for her age but my dad is starting to show a bit of wear and tear. I rarely actually ever have a plan for anything long term.

However if you’ve came to see microwaved food gore you’ve come to the right place. Here’s some tendies I cooked a few years ago just using the microwave. I don’t have this microwave anymore.

>>20333831
>>20333835
cabinfag strikes again. Don't you ever get sick of being owned?

>>20340366
Microwaved macaroni and Doritos mix

>>20340393
Owned? I don’t know what you mean. Here’s a fan favorite, a microwaved chicken patty, on a bun with microwaved string cheese as a cheese slice substitute, topped off with Valentina and Chick-fil-A sauce, with just a hint of microwaved ramen noodles(shrimp flavored) added. If you want creative, I doubt you’ll get better than this.

>>20340400
I think this was a microwaved burger with Doritos JACKED buffalo and ranch chips. I wish they still sold those

>>20340403
This was some kind of chicken? Maybe those Tyson wings you’re supposed to cook in the oven? They bled grease everywhere in the microwave. I don’t remember enjoying this meal very much.

>>20340406
More microwaved tendies

>>20340393
Through his extremely disciplined rigorous and strict diet of microwave food, frozen food, and delivery pizza, cabinbrah has developed an almost shield like layer of grease, capable of deflecting all insults like a waterproof layer. As a bonus added effect, he moves through water faster as well.

>>20340390
>>20340394
Very nice, cabin-san. Perhaps you could cook something special for us. Perhaps a feast to celebrate your new room look.

>>20340409
But if there’s anything I’ve cooked more times in the microwave then I can count. It’s gotta be hot pockets. This picture feels like art.

>>20340411
I WISH there was delivery out here anon! I just checked the other day and not even DoorDash or Grubhubbers will drive out here. I’m forever cursed to leave the house for food.

>>20340390
Do you have a replacement microwave?

>>20340423
Yes! I bought it about a year ago back when I got a new fridge. It’s much cleaner

>>20333461
>new hot sauces
The only thing new about them are the labels.

>mfw new cabinbro thread

>>20340425
holy shit, a straight upgrade from 900 watts to 1000 watts. How would you rate the cooking capabilities of this new microwave with the old one?

Since this thread is here.
Anyone have suggestions for a vinegary hot sauce for buffalo sauce?

>>20340427
lol there’s always one anon who has old gifs and it brings a smile to my face. Welcome friend
>>20340430
It’s slightly faster at cooking things. Two hot pockets in the old one took about 3 minutes 55 seconds whereas with this new one it’s 3 minutes and 25 seconds.

One minor nitpick that annoys me is how I have to first hit “timed cook” with this one if I wanna put in 3:30 or anything that’s not a straight 2 or 3 minutes because otherwise as soon as you hit a number it just starts cooking for however many minutes the button was. For example if I press 3 it starts cooking for 3 minutes instead of like my old microwave where I would punch in 3 3 0 for 3:30. Kinda annoying

>>20333461
I’d never tried the Melinda’s sauces but was recently at an Airbnb where there was like 6 different ones in the fridge. I liked the ghost pepper one a lot. I picked up some of the mango habanero but I only think it’s ok, too sweet and not very spicy. Any other good ones from that brand?

>>20340739
My parents like using this one a lot but honestly it’s nothing special to me

>>20333911
Never get carpet, you will regret it, you will need to vacuum it on the regular ( this isn't the bad part ). The bad part will be you and or friends spilling shit on it, wet animals dirtying it, animals putting wet shit on it, you will need to steam dry it here and there plus vacuum it. Its to much of a pain in the ass, there is a reason people pay to go FROM carpet to hard floors.

>>20340775
Yeah I didn’t care for this one either but I’m not a huge fan of sweet chili in general. Also didn’t like the truffle, I think truffle is way over used. Garlic and parm was good, garlic habanero also really good, green sauce was decent

>>20340842
I got this for Christmas back in 2022 and I remember not even trying like half of them. I never even tried the truffle one because it sounded retarded. I don’t like any weird pineapple, mango, strawberry hot sauce stuff

>>20340873
Forgot pic

>>20340739
>>20340842
>>20340775
this is so fucking good

>>20340873
>>20340877
That’s reasonable. I will say, on a hot summer day a salsa of pineapple, jalepeno, red onion, lime and a ton of cilantro is really nice. Did you try the habanero honey mustard? Yeah that fire roasted was my favorite, I liked the flavor of the ghost a little more but I can’t handle that heat over an entire meal lol

>>20340903
Yeah brother I came back to the rental shitfaced after a wedding with a fried chicken sandwich in hand. Slathered this on the sandwich, dipped the fries in the garlic parm, shit was so cash. I’d had some that morning too and confirm it’s also great sober.

Cabinbrah, you should really try the regular marie sharp's habanero hot sauce. I haven't tried the belizian heat one, but some of the others are hit or miss.

The top two pics for marie sharp are the regular habanero and the green habanero. Regular goes great with everything, and green goes exceptionally great with beef tacos.

>>20340903
Ok I do actually remember trying this one and it was good if I remember correctly. As for the hot honey mustard I don’t think I actually tried it.
>>20341016
I thought this IS the regular habernero kind because I don’t really know what belizean heat even means. It tastes too much like onions for me to truly enjoy it. It was the only flavor of Marie Sharps I even saw at Walmart. This El Yucateco stuff is truly the best hot sauce I’ve recently tried. I bought it a week ago and am already gonna need another bottle soon. I wanna try to find one of the hotter kinds I heard about next time I shop for it

>>20333472
That's not a wrist. It's a ham hock

>>20337873
That IS TBanon, the cabin is just his summer home, his little getaway for when the anime figurines start talking to him at night again.

>>20341060
anon, have you ever considered getting some electric hot plates for the cabin as well as some pots and pans so you can do some real cooking? It seems like you have the time to learn how to develop some real techniques.

>>20341127
In a recent thread someone showed me this pizza thing that blew my mind and made me wanna get one to put up here. I would also sorta like to get a quesadilla maker since I used to love making those as a teenager using one.
>tfw this picture is 8 years old

>>20341163
I keep forgetting the damn pic

Show us the patch of dirt outside where the grass is permanently dead, nothing can ever grow there again, from years of 3:00 AM Monster Zero piss.

>>20341060
Have you ordered sauce online before? For some people that's the "Reddit" line they just won't cross, but there are a lot of tasty "boutique" options you probably just won't get otherwise. You just have to be willing to look past the hipster marketing BS:
>Featured on Hot Ones
>Endorsed by J. Lopez Q. Alt Hiroshima Schneiderman-Montezuma (xer/xam, all profits support Ukraine)
But yeah, some of those hipster outfits know how to make a tasty sauce.

>>20341181
I really do think that after years of pissing on these steps it’s what made them weak enough for my friend to crash through them one night when he was drunk and slipped going down them.

>>20341200
Yeah one time my parents brought me home a bottle of this wing sauce from this place in Gatlinburg TN called Pepper Palace and I loved it so much that I started ordering lots of sauce from them. I’ve only ever tried this Ghost kind and this other even hotter one called Reaper and they are both really great. The Ghost kind is my favorite hot sauce hands down but it’s hella expensive for how fast I go through it. The only other hot sauce I’ve ordered online is Dave’s Insanity(pictured here)>>20333504 but I don’t like the extract taste it has very much. But I VERY much recommend this wing sauce if you have $15 burning a hole in your pocket(not including shipping).

I really prefer the thickness of wing sauces overall versus regular vinegar based hot sauces. I love to mix thick wing sauce into my regular hot sauce

>>20341200
I picked up one in South Carolina, no pics because incognito phone posting but it’s called Fire on the Mountain. Got it at a regional outfitter/kitsch shop called Mast General Store. I liked it enough to order a few more bottles online. It’s maybe 2/5 spicy, pretty vinegary and has a nice fruity and rich flavor. Particularly good on eggs

>>20341060
the el yucateco habanero i believe is spicier than the black "xxx hot"

>>20341249
pepper palace is pretty cool, they have samples. i go around and try them all and maybe buy something.
their ghost pepper salt was the spiciest thing i got to try

>>20341294
Black label is different from the "XXXtra Hot" (Mayan) which has a very distinct smoky taste, even if you like it, you don't use it for every meal because it overpowers other flavors, you're basically committing to making it a "XXXtra" meal. But it is nice to bring out from time to time, I'd say especially when you need to revive bland leftovers, cold pizza, etc.

>>20341294
Yeah they had a green kind and maybe one other kind at the dollar general but I just grabbed the red one to try it out
>>20341297
Hell yeah I love their stuff

>>20341163
desu, you should get a charcoal grill. Something like a weber kettle. With what you spend on pizza, you could easily buy some larger cuts to slow cook with indirect heat, or some nice steaks to cook over charcoal.

Imagine smashing on some ribs or pulled pork fresh off the grill, slathered in bbq and hot sauce with some nice buns. Grilling is an adventure in and of itself.

>>20341342
Yeah..everyone is always trying to talk me into learning to grill and getting into steaks and stuff but to be completely honest with you I barely even eat or like steak that much. My parents used to get me to bring it home all the time when I was a butcher and I remember only liking it about half the time. I think I’ve fucked my taste buds up from years of eating meat with bread and cheese and other stuff mixed in so when I just eat a piece of meat with nothing but steak sauce I just feel really unsatisfied and bored while having the meal.

I don’t even think it’s a case of “nah bro you just haven’t had a good steak like I could cook you”, I’ve tried many steaks from people that are knowledgeable on cooking them. I would much rather have chicken or shrimp usually rather than red meats. I like pork even less. Did I fuck up these bananas? I had no clue you weren’t supposed to put banana in the fridge and they look kinda fucked up and when I tried eating one the banana itself didn’t look rotten at all but tasted awful. I’m kinda new to bananas. Was it unripe because I put it in the fridge? I’m at a point where food is money and if I wasted these bananas somehow I’m kinda upset

>>20333477
based. continue your progress

What is your favorite hot sauce, Cabinanon? I mean if you could only pick one hot sauce to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

>>20341421
It would absolutely be Wing Master Ghost Sauce pictured here >>20341249

But if you’d like a grounded answer of a more consumer level sauce you can probably find anywhere, I’d go with Cholula or Louisiana brand. Kinda weird that I don’t actually have any Louisiana on hand right now

>>20341464
Is that like a spicy Frank's? I HATE wing sause like Frank's. For me its Cholula or green or red Yucateco. Also can you post your rarest games? That collection is looking mighty paltry.

>I HATE slop, I prefer dogshit, especially if it's green! Can you post your hoppiest IPAs?

>>20341529
I don’t really have many “rare” games besides all my Pokémon ds games that are worth a few hundred bucks. I stopped buying physical games around 2019

The melinda, is that babe red haired?
Ugh. I love red haired woman so much. They are the hot sauce of women. And I love hot sauce.

>>20341588
weird, love hot sauce and hate redheads. spice is good from a bottle not from girlbrains

>>20341588
I have only ever dated one girl and she was a redhead

>>20341571
>Can you post your hoppiest IPAs?
No, but here's a whistle wetter. All complete copies bought when they came out.

>Dr. Butt-Breaker's XXXXXX habanero holocaust pairs well with a thrice-hopped head-wrecker sour mango and chocolate doughnut IPA but for the more earthy, smokey notes of Beard Boy's Brewery Company's 15.7% ABV chili and dogshit porter I prefer to use the astringency of Satan's asshole death sauce

>>20342007
you guys are really self aware

Didn’t even realize I still had a couple of these left

>>20342381
Ah nevermind the lid is completely broken on the habanero and they expired a year ago

>>20341639
>I have only ever dated one girl
>the rest were guys
Busted, homo anon

>>20342891
One person I should have said haha

>Hot sauce is LE S0Y even though it goes best and is usually served with meat dishes

>>20333472
Your mom is fat, but I still fuck'er

>>20333504
Dave’s is easily the best and I’m laughing yo haven’t even used it but the red venagar sauces on the left are Empty.

What kind of ‘hot sauce’ fan collects shit and just uses Texas Pete? I use Dave’s as my mildest and I’m not kidding.

>>20341297
They have a few good simple sauces nothing special

>>20345585
Maybe the non extract Dave brands are good but I got that bottle a week ago and I hate the chemical taste it has. I’ve had the Texas Pete bottles for almost a year so naturally I’ve used them more. Now I’m sure you’ll say I can’t handle the spice of Dave’s even though I never mentioned the spice and only the taste.
>>20345681
Filtered

>>20345764
Let’s see a video of a tablespoon of Dave s.

Dave’s is great and doesn’t taste like extract. I’m sure you can taste it though and it has nothing to do with 250k Scov vs Texas Pete’s 250.

Pussy

>>20346061
>eat a tablespoon of shit you pussy
No, faggot

>>20346061
i got the kitchen to pool up 20 bux for the dishwasher to do a shot of Daves once. he did it. we bought a case of beer after work with the 20 because he was my roommate at the time.
great success!
my personal favorite is Blair's Megadeath. it fuckin rips while still managing to taste like a pepper sauce.

/ck/ is such a combative board. Honestly worse than /pol/

>>20346150
/ck/ is usually the most chill board I post on but there’s one guy who gets really upset anytime I say I don’t like Dave’s bleach taste.

>>20346127

Blairs is good, da bomb beyond Insanity is good, no extract for Texas Pete the ‘hot sauce freak’ over here.

The other good ones are Dave’s signature when he does them.


I can’t believe this retard isn’t meming us with this collection of Texas Pete and Cholula.

I havnt explored ‘hot sauce culture’ but I didn’t know it was 99% faggots with basic bitch vinegar sauce. Even pepper palace sells mostly vinegar sauce with varying amounts of salt. So I should have known.

Anyway. Daves is the bare minimum of casual heat I expect from a true fan. I put it on everything and I only have one sauce that is not hotter.

>>20346167
I’ve never posted here before and I’m not upset, I’m just laughing at the state of you.

The bomb beyond insanity is basically the same sauce without extract so order it up and let’s see you enjoy that. (You won’t, you’ll enjoy milder jalepeno Tabasco instead)

>>20346234
Yeah bro I’m really getting the impression you’re laughing with all these replies..

>>20335918
there's no xantham gum faggot
>>20336397
it's the best entry level hot sauce. Everything else has artificial crap in it

>>20346415
I agree that’s it’s tasty. Nothing wrong with liking Crystals

this same fatty shits up multiple boards. it's pretty sad

>>20346453
I enhance multiple boards, it’s pretty based

>>20346234
>The bomb beyond insanity
>without extract
Are you retarded?

>>20346453
I'm ready to personally slap some sense into OP, but if we could keep these the defacto hot sauce threads, it wouldn't be shill filled and buy-an-ad level annoying. We are actually discussing the sauce two threads in a row now.
>>20346547
Oh, and get back to fucking work, OP

if you can barely afford the electricity why do you buy vltor and bcm gucci ar15 parts

>>20346871
Keep seething at how cool I am
>>20346963
wtf are you talking about

>>20347120
Christ, you literally have the worst all around taste I've ever seen

>>20347134
If you don’t like all five of these things then you ain’t no friend of mine

>>20335891
Every time I see this shit in the store it's full of black and white mold and shit. Nasty as fuck.

>>20333461
marie's is okay. i like their truffle sauce, good on pizza

bumperino

>>20349241
I watched this thread go to page 10 and was prepared to let it die but that’s fine too.

based cabin anon. I don't live in a cabin, but I do live on a boat and have a reasonable hotsauce collection

>>20349329
Wow please tell me more, are you out at sea living on a boat or are you docked somewhere? I love the ocean and reading/watching stuff about it.

Cabinbrah. I have an idea for your microwave adventures. You should try marinading some frozen chicken nuggets in ketchup before microwaving them. Like leave them marinading overnight in the fridge or some shit before microwaving. Please do this and post pics of the nugs marinading in ketchup, and after being microwaved

>>20349362
Is that something you’ve tried before? Sounds kinda nasty kek. Honestly I don’t get quite as crazy with the microwave these days since we got an air fryer. Most of these microwave gore pictures are from a few years ago.

A question for other microwave fanatics out there, when you cook Ramen noodles in your microwave, do you recommend boiling the water in the microwave and then letting the noodles sit in the hot water or just microwaving the water and noodles together in the microwave? I’ve tried both recently and I’m not sure which really works better.

>>20349344
nah not oceans, inland waterways in England. Canals, basically. Don't have a home mooring so we have to move the boat a mile or so every 2 weeks. It's one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narrowboat
Pretty small kitchen but it's a good size for a narrowboat actually.
Tonights feast will be chicken dippers cause I'm lazy, with perchance a quality hot sauce. Hotsauce collection inc

>>20349416
Looks like a beautiful place anon. That’s still really cool

>>20349416
Ok here's the selection. One second from right is one of my own making. Carrots, scotch bonnets, garlic, vinegar, salt and water. Quite thick but plenty spicy and is a really good dipper. The one on the furthest right is one that another boater gave me. Similar recipe but he used habaneros and fermented it instead. Much thinner but works well with eggs and as a drizzle. Think it's hotter than mine too.

>>20333766
dubs of truth

>>20337986
You look the exact same. Post weight on scale with timestamp or your mother will be raped in her sleep

>>20349451
Damn I really love your collection overall. A lot of habernero stuff which is based. I see you haven’t opened the reaper one yet, is that a kind you’ve tried before or will it be a first time? I’d love to try that one. Does it use capsaicin extract?
>>20349501
Honestly I thought the same but all I can figure is that maybe I was sucking in a bit in the first picture because I made sure to fully exhale in the new one. I don’t feel like going back down to the house right now so you’ll have to just make due with the picture I took this morning and believe it’s true :)

>>20349531
I am still wearing the same shirt to be fair

>>20349531
>134kg
bro..
start playing DDR

>>20349545
It’s actually funny that you mention that because I’m actually taking a break right now between my BeatSaber sets. I’ve actually gotten really good at this game just from using it as exercise

>>20349531
It'll be the first time! Mostly like going to supermarkets and finding the off-brand stuff. Tropical Sun's a UK-based company that mostly caters to the Afro-carribbean diaspora here so I tend to pick up there shit where possible, love their flavours.
No extract (I don't fuck with that shit), and 60% reapers so I know it's gonna be a beast. Just have to wait for the right moment.

>>20349501
>>20349531
It's hard to notice due to the small percentage of weight. Like if your fat little gf lost 18lbs, but started at 160, you'd definitely notice. Since OP is yuge, it's gonna be a minute before the visual results start showing up. Keep working on it though, OP, you neet little ham and egger. Going well so far

>>20349564
Oh also a boat pic cause like cabinbro, I'm a shameless attention-whore ;)
Going to a floating market tomorrow, hoping there'll be someone there selling hotsauces. Cause I want to get into doing the same, and if I can't get my boat in the condition to vend from, I'd happily do it via another boater

>>20349578
I hope you pet that kot

>>20349589
Of course I pet him, he's mine! Found him at a lock south of Leicester, starving and whiney. Took him to a vet, no microchip and was unneutered despite being about a year old. Got him chipped and snipped and now he's our little boat cat. He's called Scraps.

>>20349609
Nice. Very nice.

>>20349564
>No extract (I don't fuck with that shit), and 60% reapers so I know it's gonna be a beast
Fucking BASED. Let me know how it is sometime and I’ll order some online. I’ve never found anything that hot in any stores around here.
>>20349568
Thanks, and yeah I’ve heard of something called “the paper towel effect” that’s basically what you described. >>20349578
>>20349609
Super cool stuff man. Love the boat and cat. Scraps seems like such an appropriate name for a boat cat lol. I had a cat for a few days once and it was the nicest cat I’d ever been around and then a big storm came and I never saw it again..

>>20349697
ok, tropical sun reaper cracked open. Put a bit on a nugget and it's fucking HOT. Comes out of the bottle nicely but still has some chunks. Tastes great, that kinda erm... 'dark' flavour? Like, not light and fruity like other superhots. Takes long enough for the spice to hit so you can get all the flavour, but then the spice hits and just sticks. Definitely get some mate

>>20349775
Glad you liked it. Just looked it up and it’s $16 before shipping for a 5oz bottle..I think I may wait a while before buying that.

>>20333911
>$400 a month
What is wrong with your house?

>>20349862
What do you mean? Is that a lot? I think that’s during the winter mostly

Are these:
>>20337944
stickers not yours fat retard?
>>20347120

>>20350145
Huh? I don’t really understand what you’re asking. Both of those posts are by me if that’s what you meant..

>>20350165
in your post you acted is if you've never heard of vltor or bcm yet these brands are important enough for you to put the stickers on your guitar case

>>20350171
Oh shit I knew those brands were in my subconscious somehow. No I didn’t put those stickers on that guitar case, it used to be my brothers a long time ago. He was a big rodeo guy for most of his life. I’ve been to probably 200 rodeos

>>20350285
Forgot pic. I miss our long road trips we’d go on to other states together just to watch him ride for 8 seconds

>>20350288
kino

>>20349531
Slowly chipping away bros

>>20352103
persevere fatty

>>20352103
Keep going, lard ape. We believe in you.

>>20352103
Meanwhile death is full bore ahead, thank God.

>>20352103
This fat fucking retard from Alabama has absolutely no life. If he's not shitting up /fit/ he's shitting up somewhere else. Hope your heart explodes.

>>20333461
i am a severe alcholic recently eating any hot sauce gives me insane abdominal pains, should i see a doctor
i love hot sauce

>>20353957
doc will tell you to quit drinking

>>20353966
and prescribe me stop drinking pills?

>>20353925
>>20353946
I am become rubber, you’re words bounce of me

>>20353980
>5000 calories minimum
Jesus christ they are going to have to cremate you in whatever they use to dispose of whales at sea world.

>>20353980
You mean blubber not rubber fatso.

>>20353980
you been to the DARK side yet fella?

>>20354175
I would buy the shit outta this if it was sold anywhere around here. Our stores really only carry the most basic stuff

>>20354294
Speaking of stores, didn't your fat ass work at a grocery store in the meat department as a butcher? What happened to that job fat ass? Did you get fired or just strait out quit fat ass? Please respond fat ass. Thanks fat ass.

>>20353102
>>20353914
>>20353946
290lb isn't even that big. I'm 6'2" and 220lb and would consider myself to be thin.

>>20354308
you are being mean and therefore will not receive an answer or even another picture in reply.

>>20354325
>290lb isn't even that big
Is this /fph/? Feels like I've been transported into the HAES dimension.

>>20333461
Calm down, saucelord. Crystal is all you need.

>>20333477
>down 23lbs in less than a month
what the fuck? did you give birth to triplets?

>>20354355
I have one meal a day every 2 days and I keep that meal under 800 calories

>>20333461

>>20333722
Is that typical of 'that other name brand website'? A stupid pointless post followed by sincere appreciation to people who gave them (You)s? Thanks in advance!!
Edit: You can all die from aids laced hotsauce.

>>20354325
>I'm 70lbs less
Shut up you fucking idiot. No one asked you for your parameters. I swear to God the biggest faggots in the world immediately volunteer the following things: where they are from, how tall the are, how much they weigh, how much they make, and how much they can bench.
>Oh, bro, you don't want to mess with me, I'm 230lbs on a 5'11" frame. I'm from NY. I can put up 350 no problem.
No one fucking cares

>>20335939
>Thom Yorke
>starbucks
Everyone else just looks like regular people with jobs, maybe kids, possibly just roasted a bone. There are real thousand yard stares out there and this image fails to convey them in the slightest

>>20355201
My body is chode all over bring it

>>20354325
>would consider myself
lel

>>20352103
Still at it. I also took two kinda small shits after this weigh in but I’ve drank a lot of water since then so I didn’t weigh again

>>20333461
hai from /fit/
my dad is obsessed with that cholula. what does it say about him as a person?

>>20355889
Hey anon
I would say it means he has good taste in basic hot sauces, but perhaps doesn’t like very spicy things. Personally my dad starts sweating if he has anything remotely spicy

>>20355897
he hearts spicy.. maybe its just cuter!
feel bad 4 ur dad :( is he super old?

>>20355902
He’s kinda old I guess? He’s 58. Btw are you the Swedish girl? I think she was Swedish anyway

>>20333461
My old boss went to Belize regularly and always brought me back tons of Marie Sharpe's. The Gold one is my favorite

>>20355965
no im in sweden on vacation :3

>>20355976
Oh I see. Don’t forget to check out Fargo season 1 when you’re back
>tfw running out of hot sauce related images and also these pictures are making me hungry as fuck

>>20355999
>Don’t forget to check out Fargo season 1 when you’re back
I WONT FORGET!!!!
im concerned about ur horrible BED

>>20355999
is this pic from today?

>>20355999
you are fat as fuck AND you smoke newports pick a struggle

>>20356019
Bed?
>>20356032
>>20356038
That picture is from over a year ago, I don’t smoke anymore. I don’t even have any recent food pictures since I never do this anymore. Pic related is my most recent sloppa pic and it’s from December 28th(I got a McDonald’s gift card for Christmas)

>>20356088
bed = binge eating disorder. why r u posting pix from a million years ago? post recent or dont POST AT ALL

All I need are original and chipotle Tabasco

>>20356090
Zoomer brain
Here is a picture from over 10 years ago

>>20356092
Chipotle tabasco is amazing.

>>20356088
you are just so big and greedy its unbelievable

>>20356106
thats not zoomer thats normal human brain
why did u eat so skinny!? what happened???

>>20356092
What do you put it on? I have a bottle but it overpowers the eggs too much. It was mildly enjoyable with an asada burrito but not better than the salsas that come with it.

>>20356118
I pretty much just make rice bowls like you'd get at Chipotle and put it on that. I realized I only liked Chipotle because of the corn salsa and the Tabasco so I also make my own corn salsa too. It's so good and cheap

>>20356113
>I only like new things disregard all old things
No that’s zoomer brain. Do you only watch new movies too? Probably so since you skipped the first 4 seasons of Fargo. Here’s another 2014 pic

>>20356137
dont fucking post shit if its old, it takes away from the personal vibe. i heart old shows and movies :(( my dad wanted to watch fargo with me while he watched new season soooo i said ok! did u forget that i watched the movie too? retard!

>have a small bottle of carolina reaper hot sauce
>never tried it before
>didn't know anything about carolina reaper sauce
>dumped it all over my veggies last night
>took a bite, WTF
>didn't want to throw out the dish
>proceeded to eat the whole thing
>mouth hurt for hours
>woke up in the middle of the night to a massive stomach ache and shit fire
this fucking hot sauce wtf

>>20356162
Are you retarded?

>>20356143
How does it take away from the personal vibe? Do you think I’m a different human being now than I was 10 years ago or 4 months ago? It’s still personal…it’s still me.

>>20356168
I thought it was going to be like Frank's. It came in a sampler group of other hot sauces that were pretty alright, including a really tasty garlic hot sauce. But man no way was it even enjoyable to eat.

>>20356180
As long as a lesson was learnt ygmi

>>20356176
>Do you think I’m a different human being now than I was 10 years ago or 4 months ago?
kinda. guy beside u is cute

>>20356143
thanks for reminding me to report your youtube channel again :)

>>20356221
STOP why
swedish food vlog soon.. do u rlly wanna miss it!?

>>20356224
Sorry hun, everyone is watching cabin kino instead(not really, YouTube studio says that basically everyone stops 3 minutes in).
https://youtu.be/sc3WPz0iuJ0?si=yVwKwkr7-yjSlPMD

>>20356265
yeah so shut the fuck up. everyone loves my videos and wants to be my husband

>>20356282
Honey you’re in my thread now, the house always rules. Also underage b&

>>20356314
ur house is ass
im not underaged im 20

>>20356322
You’re 17

>>20339722
You must be the same guy who posts 'ick on the 'eck

>>20356371
I get that a lot, but no. We just look kinda similar

>>20356366
and youre 50

>>20356411
I am turning 26 soon..

>>20356448
and youll never see a day past 27

>>20356542
I grow thinner each day

>>20340503
>I would punch in 3 3 0 for 3:30

Am I the only person that would push 3 3 3 in this scenario? Its easier and the extra 3 seconds are inconsequential.
I also use 55, 66, or 111 for approx minute cook time. Imagine wasting time and effort to make your cook time a multiple of 10

>>20356992
Actually yeah now that you mention it I actually would usually just punch in 3:33 unless I was feeling especially pedantic some days

Not so fast