/ck/ - Food & Cooking

check my trips

>>20336000
checked and herbed

>>20336000
>checked

>>20335987
Too much stuff in it. And i hate excessice ketchup and mustard.

>>20335987
The heat of the egg cooks the sandwich.

>>20336205
Finally some good fucking food

>>20336211
>Me at the single moms convention

>>20336211
Me when I get to heaven after a bombing a bus in London

>>20336211
me at the your mom factory

>>20336220
Does this one even qualify as /ck/?

>>20336242
/ck/ - cats & kooks

>>20336205
>surely no world-spanning epidemic will come out of this

>>20335987
retard the stacked sandwich and also why so much fucking ketchup

>>20335992
>how to turn that $20 box of tarts from Sams Club into $500.

>>20336242
>FOOD & Cooking

>>20335987
by the absurd amount of cabbage and sauce, i can already tell it's one of those shitty korean street food videos

>>20336557
That's not even simmering

>>20335987
i dont care what anyone else thinks, fried egg on a burger is fucking disgusting

>>20335987
>mmmm, my favorite burger topping is caramelized onions, what's yours?
>a shitload of shredded raw cabbage
>.....uh, ok...

>>20336557
i want to see her butthole

>>20336554
now that’s a grindah

>>20336557
Looks overcooked

dumb plastic whore

>>20336559
sleep tight pigger

>>20336557
stupid filtered face

>>20336564
Too much runkbulle

>>20336554
>manlytears enjoying lunch

>>20336211
anyone else think of the movie van wilder?

>>20336557
my Jewish wife Tamara Nakanostein :)

>>20336226
>You know I'm gonna tell God when I see him?

>>20335991
can we ban race baits already?

>>20336211
I should call her...

>>20336560
based chad sea lion giving no fucks

>/ck/
>e-celebs, advertising and ragebait

>>20336560
This is called a punk test, and now that he has failed it everyone at the resort will push him around like the bitch he is.

>>20335987
The patty looks disgusting, like he let it dry uncovered in the fridge the whole night.

>>20337583
Now I'm wondering if a dry aged patty would be good or bad.
Probably a bit risky.

>>20336056
lol man. i just feel bad for that guy

>>20337022
mm. that sounds pretty fucking good, though.

>>20337168
Weren't those cream horns

>>20336211
>O-oniichan... it's too big...

>>20337168
Never saw it. Don't care to either.

>>20335987
Way too much ketchup.

>>20336056
>hot taco sauce
That’s clearly dominos and their tomato sauce.

>>20337916
imagine the smell

>>20338157
bend over and then I won't have to imagine

>>20337916
Mmm potent my dear

>>20336211
>I'm ready to settle down now

>>20337586
this is one of coolest things I've ever seen

>>20337916
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

>>20338226
that's extremely depressing
please go outside and expand your horizons

>>20336211
me at the donut factory

>>20337262
>can we
Go back.

>>20336560
>boomer faggot rejects sea lion wife
What a loser, he will never get this opportunity ever again

>>20337916
PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>20338476
Its a romanian dish called bean bread that is served as a joke because it looks like a farting ass

>>20338264
I'll expand your fucking ass instead you faggot

>>20337262
it’s fun to laugh at pajeets. wait, you’re not a 3rd worlder are you?

>>20336557
Women creep me the hell out

>>20337586
This is an obviously heavily edited video.

>>20338545
>this could get any wor-

>>20336211
*hits pipe*

>>20338547
That food looks woefully underseasoned.

>>20338564
What was she bike pumping?

>>20338476
Mongolian bbq, cooked in sheep tripe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExoB5ez8cUQ

>>20338547
Need protein for those massive tits.

>>20337865
wait a fucking minute... I don't see a door there. How does he get out of his eggm castle?

>>20338852
>BOY I SURE LOVE MY CHEESE PIZZA

>>20338834
I want a cute alcoholism LARPer wife.

>>20338863
Dude is just horking that food down because he knows he is gonna be eating prison food

>>20335992
for a second I thought I was about to watch someone eat a fork

>>20335987
I can tell this is Korean by the ridiculous amount of condiments they put on it

>>20338936
that's what your mom said

>>20338894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_C8Ycr7oA

>>20338864
Need me one of these

>>20338592
Wow, you sure are a smart guy, anon
No one else could've figured that out

>>20338824
This guy has definitely gotten banned from som hotels for doing this.

>>20339122
Nah. I had vaginal penetration in a hotel room once and they didnt even kick me out.

>>20338996
she didn't seem to enjoy that

>>20337916
BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>20335992
Holy fuck these look like you could sell them to women for so much money.

>>20337600
Don't, fat people are all stupid and incompetent. How do you miss the edge of a counter like that?

>>20335987
fucking rubber gloves while grilling what the niggerfuck
OHHHH MY LITTLE HANDIE WANDIES MIGHT TOUCH THE FOODS ;-;
nigger that is what the fucking FIRE is for

>>20335992
Beautiful

>>20338568
<3

>>20337865
A God among us

>>20338833

>>20337839
you are literally a fun vacuum

>>20339444
>literally

>>20337168
You're a fucking piece of shit if you liked that dogshit movie, I hope you get indigestion.

>>20338538
my mom tried this.... when I was 13. She never realize the reason why we don't eat her own cooking is because her food sucks.

>>20336211
Brokeback mountain

>>20336560
how do you get mad at that. what an absolute fucking faggot. that seal lion just wanted to chill and give him a high five

>>20338847
imagine the smell

>>20338544
like a 25% tip is too low, americans are crazy, demanding the money they should get from the employer from the customer.

>>20335991
the hair of the forearm seasons the soup

>>20339572
no, the flakes of dead skin cells season the soup

>>20335987
Goddamn that's too much ketchup

>>20338543
Someone edit some feet or buttcracks into this

>>20338847
A relatable moment. I miss college sometimes.

>>20338543
I swear Jack has down syndrome

>>20335992
I hate this sort of wankery. Each to their own I guess.

>>20338840
just pagpag

>>20336559
Well thats just downright adorable. :-3

>>20338540
Based always drunk milf lady.

>>20338673
The skin to partially separate it from the underlying tissue.

>>20338550
To be frank, he know thw rules and the customs yet actively chose not to follow them. I'd disapprove of the smarmy cunt too.

>>20337262
It's not our fault the prime export of India is now street cooking videos

>>20339718
Reminder that it's the CCP that has been pushing those videos.

>>20338310
Only funny response

>>20339676
it's bad etiquette to finish your plate

>>20335987
>all that cabbage
This is some south korea shit, isn't it?

>>20336211
>Neuron activation intensifies

>>20339494
found the pet father

>>20337139
enjoying finger food

>>20336226
LOL

>>20338880
>overly energetic
He's gonna be trouble. I feel bad for her.

>>20338841
She must have been a real cabaret girl in the 80's

>>20338891
At least he's not a faggot anymore.

>>20338864
You really don't, unless you fancy constant arguments and physical confrontations. Alcoholics are nothing but trouble.

>>20337262
>filming indians in their nornal everyday life is now race baiting

Lmao reminds me of how every word for "black" eventually becomes a racial slur

>>20338543
I know Jack is a retard but as a person who has made dough with water from the west and east coast, it is legitimately different. I can't explain it but water from the east coast is just better for making pizza dough

>>20338891
What's the story with this? Same guy or just a contrast of eating habits?

>>20340080
Just a contrast. I know the video on the right is staged. I think the left one might be too.

>>20337326
Needs black olives

>>20338310

>>20337262
>we

>>20336211
Me at the /ck/ meetup

>>20340080
Guy on the left just got out of prison. Guy on the right is just gay.

>>20336560
how dare you take away his towel

>>20338543
Very evocative descriptive language. The man is a poet, born to review.

>>20338568
i get so sad when i see pretty nip girls doing hostess work and gay shit like that

this is so wholesome

>>20338898
>the dull knife
>cheese not melted
>water sipping out
>him pausing slightly after opening the burg
>the fat inside the meat still white and probably still cold
>the unevenly cut tomato
Did he actually eat this or what do you think?

>>20338567

>>20335987
its just not the same without sound.

>>20337022
you say that, but i bet youve never tried it. the reason to use cabbage over lettuce is that its super crunchy and takes longer to go soft from being cooked by the heat of the borger.

>>20340355
cabbage is actually nutritious relative to ice(((berg)))

>>20340539
is cabbage a super food

>>20337262
Good morning, sir!

>>20340157
Why get sad? That's what eye candy is for.

>>20340551
no it's just real food

>>20338986
I like to think there's a longer version of this where it starts out as a whole hen

>>20339144
the point is that she'll enjoy a mob of greasy pedophiles commenting on that clip on an anonymous solar powered unicyclist internet forum

>>20335988
This is the fattest shit I've ever seen.

>>20335992
does this make food taste better?

>>20336211
nakadashi

>>20335987
r/stupidfood

>>20340060
I've worked with wood overs, home ovens, stone ovens, conveyor ovens, grills, and a tripod over the fire. I've made hundreds of different doughs and sauces and cheeses and have tried thousands of topping combinations for pizzas.
New York pizza and California pizza suck ass.
Faggots in Costa Rica making "italian pizza" with a fucking george foreman grill make a better 'za than 99% of places in NYC

>>20339501
Gonna explain this as a pizza industry vet
The tips are needed because drivers are fucking expensive. You are required to pay additional insurance on them, usually cover their gas, pay for any fuck ups which happens a lot especially if you deliver to poorfags who want free shit, and you still have to pay regular wages.
You pay tips so a pizza place can afford to hire 10 drivers instead of 5 drivers so you can get your pizza warm and in under an hour.
Profit margins on pizza are not great, cheese is fucking expensive as all hell and nearly every pizza has some.

>>20335992
>food for woman shits

>>20336211
bro is filling holes

>>20338568
Cute!

>>20335992
>0:20
Is this loss?

>>20337916
>me when i order for my lactose intolerant gf a chai latte with extra shots of whole milk

>>20341235
the first 100 episodes of epic meal time are pretty okay

>>20341245
for wrong people, yes. plating shouldn't ultimately matter if it tastes good, but people throw hissy fits over their bigmac not being good enough for instagram or tikitok or whatever.

>>20338543
It's a pizza smell

>>20335987
>hotdogs on burger bun
Hate this shit like you would not believe

>>20337107
Fattar inte varför jänkarna måste ha glasyr på sina kanelbullar.

>>20338550
>dumb cunt daughter FINALLY dates a decent (white) man
>brings him to dinner, he's charming and understands traditions, leaving some food on his plate
>retard daughter is on her phone the ENTIRE time
>crams shitloads of food into her round moon face
>id rather have a dead daughter than a fat one
>keeps talking about her followers
>i know she shows her tits on the internet, slut
>should have let her father sell her to the mine foreman back home
>white boy is handsome though, maybe i will like grandkids

>>20335988
Why americans are always trying to cram as many food items as possible? Just eat the pizza then eat the burrito.

>>20339144
She's just burping.

>>20336559
For a second I thought it was another webm with the fat fuck hotel sink "chef".

>>20341942
Man, thank fuck it wasn't.
I eat pigs but I also love them.

>>20341287
Don't offer a service if it isn't economically viable. Charge what you need to charge or dismiss it if people won't pay.

>>20338841
professions with this kind of required pattern and muscle memory must be great for an aging brain, I bet she'll be able to do this like she was in her 20's all the way until her arms physically can't keep up anymore

>>20338569
My grandpa, may his soul rest in peace, used to tell me that snouts are mega healthy. But man, they sure do look disgusting.

>>20338878
KIKE!

>>20338841
Korean drinking culture is fucking retarded

>>20337168
every time I see ryan reynolds

>>20341287
>I have to tip to make sure the corporation has an easier time of things
Yeah nah. That sounds like a 'them' problem. Me tipping a driver is entirely at my discretion and leisure. If the driver gets me my shit double quick and the fuckin pie hasn't been sliding around their car the entire way over, I throw a couple bucks at em minus any imposed delivery or convenience fees. My typical baseline for delivery tipping is $5, so if the business wants to charge $3.50 for delivery, then I spot the driver $1.50. If that's not enough for em they can let their manager know they're being fucked by the surcharges. Not my problem.

>>20336557
>food not in center of frame
>stupid woman looking at camera
why cant they just cook the food i dont wanna see women everywhere

>>20338567
You'd cry the moment I start making fun of wh*tes

>>20342537
>this isn't done on the reg anyway

>>20338829
Me in the back

>>20337262
Who said anything about race? Why do liberal minds always go to race and be so quick to assume lower status based on the color of skin or location? This is a food thread, racist.

>>20335992
looks great desu
i like it

>>20338592
EVERYTHING IS FAKE NOTHING IS REAL
EVERYTHING IS AI NOTHING IS REAL
EVERYTHING IS EDITED NOTHING IS REAL
EVERYTHING IS STAGED NOTHING IS REAL

>>20342856
Libs have a lot of trouble reconciling reality with their fictional narrative. Seeing vids like that very often results in cognitive dissonance because what they see taking place in the vid is so far removed from the fiction they have accepted as reality. The only means they have of coping with this dissonance is to assume and assign malice on the part of the person illustrating the vid, especially racial malice because that is "old reliable". In their mind this attributed malice thereby excuses or otherwise negates what they see taking place in the vid since they believe the only reason for it being illustrated had to be racially based. Through these means they are able to ignore their own racism, while normal people would simply watch the same video and see a filthy guy improperly and unsafely preparing food in a third world shithole.

>>20338538
She's basically admitting to ordering fast food all the time and ruining her childrens appetite, I've never rejected moms cooking because she wasn't a retard and could cook food on a good enough quality for children to eat it.
Pls anons, learn to cook so your children wont suffer

>>20339725
ok ranjeet, back to the pod, its time for your daily fufu

>>20337262
>can we deny reality
lol

>>20341937
>she has his face

>>20338548
that would be one of coolest things I've ever seen

>>20343062
holy fuck that pic is hot

more pls

>>20338540
My kind of woman

>>20341942

>>20342501
go to bed pukara

>>20336211
>jimmy savile visits great ormond street hospital

>>20336557
damn you can see the 3 layers of fakeness of her: AI, make up and plastic surgery

>>20336211
lewd

>>20343242
/ck/: come for the repetitive shitposting webms, stay for the obscure pedophile jokes

>>20341981
it's economically viable as an employer if you pass all the economic uncertainty and much of the investment cost onto your most precarious employees

>>20338826
Jealous of this lad

>>20337262

>>20336557
Tamu is a cute, but she is the inferior wrestlfu to Giulia

>>20343006
cut out the middleman and stop making more people

Don't you get sick of posting the exact same webms every single fucking day?

>>20343440

>>20336211

>>20336211
ok but would it feel good?

>>20336211

>>20338815
source

>>20338538
stupid fucking nigger. learn to cook, and your kids would eat your shit

>deez lil niggas only want chick-phil-a cuz i keep buyin it fur dem

>>20339144
Nobody enjoys black coffee. Like booze, it's drunk out of necessity.

Contrarians don't @ me.

>>20338854
sauce

>>20337262
>t.pajeet chef

>>20337283
Reddit

>>20343481
>how to create a lifelong trauma in under one minute

>>20338569
ironically this is not just a chinese thing, rural southern USA rednecks love pig nose and feet

>>20338888

>>20343737
Get egged, kiddo

>>20343481
>tfw he still keeps trying to cut that cake..

>>20343481
>the head shake

>>20338827
i now have dysentery

>>20344251
not a fan of dogs but i like when other species get together. inb4 easy race jokes i've got a dozen i could have posted with this comment

>>20344272
get along* i'm very drunk

>>20344246
me when i go to gamestop

>>20337617
>>20340355
Raw cabbage also tastes like raw cabbage.
AKA, terrible.

If it was at least cole slaw, there's some redemption.
But there is none to be found there.

>>20336560
>if i hold my shoe in front of it, it'll go away

>>20343242
>>20343299
LMFAO

>>20336211

>>20344404
There is plenty of fat and sauce. It will taste like cabbage in coleslaw and your understanding of food is ridiculously poor.

>>20343481
Holy shit this is like the worst thing that isn’t straight up illegal I’ve ever seen lol

>>20335987
fucking garbage burger

>>20335991
ah yes. dupreets ashy elbows is really he secret ingrediant here.

>>20341333
go to bed justin you massive faggot

>>20341870
thats a sando eurocuck

>>20343052
you're telling me you wouldnt fuck her in his kitchen? Make your own episode of kitchen nightmares

>>20338592
your mom is a highly edit video you massive faggot

>>20337600
>fat retard is being a fat retard

you find your kin there retard?

>>20338543
hows this nigger not dead yet holy shit lol

>>20338544
delivery boy is a nigger and the homeowner is a jew

>>20342460
its because their shit was so low quality they had to have all retarded movements to keep the sediment out of there shit.

>>20344859

>>20344691
Cabbage in cole slaw tastes as it does because the salt and acid semi-cooks it.

>>20344755
kek

>>20340157
Heaven forbid they do some fucking work in thier lives

>>20339422
finally the haburgular will pay

>>20344861
Spoder eat tomater