/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>it's dead now.
source?

>>20337012
man that's sad

>>20337012
Well you gotta drain the blood out first then de-feather it

It is freshly dead, right?

>>20337025
This. You gotta decapitate the chicken and hang it upaide down to drain the blood, then defeather it. There are videos on Youtube going over the process in greater detail.

>>20337017
no; I want sauce
>>20337025
got it
>>20337027
yeah yeah

>>20337012
Every organism will end up being eaten eventually

>>20337012
Would.

I think he's just sleeping

>>20337012
is that roadkill anon?

>>20337012
How did you kill it

>>20337054
I'm going to have my body tossed into the vacuum of space so that no animal or bacteria can eat me just to make you incorrect.

>>20337110
Let's just say something heavy hit it on the head.

>>20337012
>That's life: eat or be eaten.
>Best way to prepare for it, what do you think?

lift, squat, and eat oats. only by perfecting your body and forging muscles of steel can you prevent yourself from being eatten.

>>20337095
>he's not dead, he's resting.
He's pining for the fjords.

>>20337121
And when you're six feet under, the worms will have a feast on those muscles.

>>20337117
Are you going to drain her blood or not?

Also this looks like a female leghorn. How old was she? Older laying birds are best for stews.

>>20337095
I got pictures of sleeping animals from a thread I did awhile ago.

>>20337148
traffic cone anon, is that you?

>>20337012
You need to wash it. Everything else is optional, I'd sugest lots of ketchup to soften up the feathers a bit.

>>20337148
ayo I vaguely remember this, I wish ceekay had more of these comfy threads, plese cum back!?

>>20337136
Well, it not a goat at least.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QT2JkKLjNSw&pp=ygUQVGhlIGZyb2dzIGltIHNhZA%3D%3D

>>20337035
one time a farmer chopped a chickens head off and let it run around till it flopped over because he was hungry for dinner, only it never flopped over. They named it mike, kept it as a pet, and fed it with sugar water and an eye dropper to drip it down the birds open throat hole. It would still walk around and peck at the ground and everything. It only died because someone forgot to feed it

>>20337128
but has he seen the fnords?

>>20337148
so how does it work, does he just have a pair of garden loppers on standby or what? do they die from the blood rushing to their heads?

>>20337113
>He doesn't know just what a symbiote he already is
Besides, anon, Why would you want to deny yourself fusion back into the one?
>fuck this fake and gay earth
Yeah, but how relevant do you think this flash of time really is?
100 years;1000 years;10,000 years...all gone in the blink of an eye.

>>20337135
Don't think for a moment that a carrot wouldn't feast on your corpse.

>>20337012
>That's life: eat or be eaten.
alright but i dont think there was ever any risk of the chicken eating you.

>>20337161
I've been to busy to make threads or even post. But I never stay away forever.

>>20337336
so like uh
>>20337261

>>20337117
This is NOT a sure fire way to kill it. You might have just only stunned it. Break the neck or cut it off immediately next time. There's vids on how to use kill cones on youtube.

>>20337311
>i dont think there was ever any risk of the chicken eating you
you've never been around chicken then. They would eat you in a heartbeat if they could,(dead or even paralyzed)
https://youtu.be/CmJYZ1NIn1Y

>>20337366
Dubs and rabbits, too

>>20337368
Kek!

>>20337012
I wish the chicken was strong and smart enough to kill and eat you, you fat piece of shit.

>>20337336
Huh, are you in the midwestern united states?

>>20337399
>Waaaaaaaaaaaa anon how could you post a dead chicken on here!!! Think of it's family! You are such an insensitive bigot!
Get the fuck off 4chan, normie scum

>>20337440
Nah I'm not sensitive I just wish inbred fatsos like you really get what you deserve. Hell you already breath up all my valuable are and continue being fat and dumb all day with no consequences. Shit you probably don't even care about seeing you own dick by looking down ever do you?

>>20337252
it died because it choked to death. idk how you typed out that entire paragraph but still managed to be wrong

>>20337452
Mental illness.

>>20337148
Based. Here is the aftermath of processing 45 cornish cross. Sending this picture unsolicited and without comment to my friends was pretty funny.

>>20337470
Correct, that explains you attention whore.

>>20337452
Get what we deserve because... we ate a chicken?

>>20337488
damn! How long did it take to process? how many people helped you out? Do you have a plucking machine?

>>20337676
3 hours, 2 people, and a single bird plucker. I was able to remove feet, head, guts, and clean in less than 2 minutes towards the end of it all.

Cornish cross are a lot faster than old hens because all the connective tissue is much weaker.

I have a commercial fridge that fit them all, so we were able to dry age the birds for a few days. Very tasty.

>>20337436
New England
>>20337348
I haven't settled on a method. I have a spring powered rod that has worked well. I've also just sliced their necks with a sharp knife. I've also failed to stun a duck with a hammer before.
I've been doing rabbits lately and I'm scaling up to larger mammals soon so I don't think my methodology will be settled anytime soon
>>20337488
I usually only do 5-10 at a time but it's mostly been culling not meat production.

>>20337012
When are we getting dinner pics OP?

This is a deer. I shot it yesterday and left it for the foxes. One day a cute kitsune girl will arrive at my door thanking me for helping her and her family out when she was young over a hard winter.

>>20337452
>valuable are
But keep going on about how that Anon is dumb and fat kek projection much?

>>20337466
>>20337252
death was kind of a mix of the two
the guy looking after it lost/forgot the eye dropper, without it the chicky chocked to death

>>20337831
is the deer going to be ok?

>>20337831
spicy.

>>20337882
Yeah, he's fine, just taking a breather.

>>20337882
No. It's flesh has fed another, and so continues the circle of life.

>>20337012
charcoal grill

>>20337831
desu I hate when bleeding heart faggots get mad when people kill deer. You shot the deer, it died instantly. In the wild, it will get injured and then get eaten alive.

Having said that Im pissed you didn't eat the deer. At least take the backstrap.

>>20338262
>You shot the deer, it died instantly.
Ideally. Doesn't always actually happen that way though.

>>20338267
Well, at least faster than getting eaten alive. Clearly the deer died in a timely manner if anon saw where it fell

>>20338269
I shot it near the house with a .22 then it ran down one of my fields. A few hours later I drug it out of the field near the treeline. Didn't live more than 5 or 10 minutes I reckon.

>take the backstrap

I was trying to do something good for the foxes. I wouldn't want my future kitsune gf to think I took the best for myself while giving the rest out of pity.

i remember my dad having to kill our rooster cause it was starting to get old enough to scream in the mornings, and we live in a residential area. my sisters were upset. it tasted very good though

>>20337739
Impressive work, my friend! Enjoy your delicious chickens!

>>20338368
For sure. Now the more important question.
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU EAT IT? Hope you had a good reason to shoot it too. Don't get me wrong, I have plenty of bambiniggers in my garden and I'm itching to take them out for destroying some of my most expensive crops.

>>20338415
Because there are too many of them. They are disease and tick carrying destroyers of new growth forests that also threaten highways and roads. They destroy crops and ruin people's gardens and landscaping.

It's a full moon tonight and I pritnear want to go out and shoot some more while they walk around in the moonlight like I can't see their silhouettes. Might just do that.

>>20338415
Also, didn't I tell you it was for the foxes? Well the vultures got some too.

>>20338439
At least save the meat, if it’s one thing they are good for in your area. Where I live they are more of a rarity so I wouldn’t hunt them

I also take out about 40 of these a year.

>>20337887
This is the face I make when eating a habanero

>>20338415
who gives a fuck if you eat it or not? shooting animals is fun. whats your point?

>>20338455
the meat isn't really worth the work, just fuckin shoot them and leave.

I've got kits to take care of.

>>20338469
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Kitsune gf when?

One day...

>>20338466
Idk man I had some venison shot by my neighbor and that shit was better than beef. The venison chops were more tender than filet mignon
>>20338446
Just take the backstrap and leave the rest.
>>20338463
Psycho. It's not fun to kill animals. Whether they are for food or a pest, I never have fun killing them.

>>20338510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YZYkNImuNI&ab_channel=UncleBopEntertainment

>>20337488
>that scrub daddy has seen some shit

>>20338500
why do foxes eyes be like that

>>20337399
If chickens were big enough to kill humans we'd have killed them all decades ago. Or captively bred them into their current state.

We are the masters of this world. Cry about it, homo.

>>20337252
how did it know to peck at the ground without a brain?

>>20339125
On the front of their faces? Because they're predators. Anything else you're seeing is you projecting human characteristics onto them and anthropomorphizing them in some way.

>>20338500
The foxes don't fuck with your livestock? I'd think feeding them would attract more and make the situation worse, like when the government pays the cartels to stop doing cartel shit.

>>20339139
their eyes are looking in opposite directions. like the opposite of cross eyed. I thought foxes needed depth perception to hunt.

>>20338461
I think you'd be the one on the far right

>>20339130
Dont forget we would keep some in cages so we can take our kids to go see them

>>20339142
Nope. I want chickens soon though so I have to make a good fence. Just working on getting kitsune gf atm.

>>20339135
It had nothing to peck with dumbass. That's why they fed it with an eye dropper

>>20337012
I don't think you want to be eating that dude. Animals that just keel over and die usually have something seriously wrong with them.

>>20337012
im going to cry when my girls start dying. i really bonded with my chickens.

>>20337113

You will be eaten from the inside by your gut biome.
That's its last duty, starting decomposition from your intestines outwards.

Can mods delete this shit thread. This is a cooking board, not a day in the life of faggot op.

>>20339102
what kind of death wish moron stands there while an obviously rabid carnivore bites everything in sight with blood all over its face

>>20340163
Reddits the other way tranny

>>20340163
>food and cooking
>anon posts chicken
>anon says he's gonna eat the chicken

>>20340163
>waaaa waaaaa i want more fast food threads MOooodss waaa

>>20338500