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20333442 No.20333442 [Reply] [Original]

Are healthy energy drinks the new thing?

>> No.20333447

>>20333442
no.

>> No.20333475

>>20333442
What makes this e-celeb swill different from other energy drinks?

>> No.20333476

Imagine giving money to Joe Rogan.

>> No.20333478

>>20333476
I sub to Spotify just for his podcast. His diet is great and more people should follow it too

>> No.20333486

>>20333478
eggs and pickled jalapenos on everything

>> No.20333494

>>20333476
I don't have to imagine it

>> No.20333499

>>20333486
eggs and bacon for breakfast, then grass-fed elk, bison, and steak for dinner. He also shares that he enjoys ribeye for breakfast

>> No.20333513
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20333513

They had to censor the "CBD"? If you want a "clean" energy drink just buy pure caffeine and sprinkle a scoop into a glass of cold crisp water™

>> No.20333522

>>20333513
That’s some quality ingredients

>> No.20333536

>>20333442
this is some "activated almonds" tier shit

>> No.20333545

>manlet juice

they're both like 5.5 foot.

I always find it trashy when someone makes their millions but then still promotes blatant grifts.

>> No.20333549

>>20333513
>Only-legal-on-a-technicality drugs added
>clean energy drink
quit clowning around

>> No.20333555

>>20333545
How is promoting quality products a grift?

>> No.20333560

>>20333475
see >>20333513

>> No.20333581

>>20333555
Seriously, advertising is annoying but it could be so much worse, I just block everything and mute or skip what can't easily be blocked and enjoy the free content

I wouldn't mind trying this energy drink but buying something celebrity endorsed feels cringe, even if he hadn't put his name on the can

>> No.20333717

>>20333581
One of my favorite energy drinks was lil Jon’s crunk juice. Not even lying.

>> No.20333736
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20333736

>>20333513
>>20333522
>>20333560
>>20333549
Fixed that for you

>> No.20333754

>>20333736
Rogan bros I don’t feel so good

>> No.20333776

>>20333736
How many would you have to drink for the cbd to be worthwhile? I also thought that was low caffeine but 2 or 3 would get you to the kind of levels you see in excessive energy drinks

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20333779

Has the essence of consuming something "healthy" been hijacked by the instant sensation of high energy and mental acuity? Like some actual video game logic health potion bullshit?

Because that's just some kind of crap which increases your heart rate more or less.

>> No.20333785

>>20333776
A very low minimal dosage is like 60mg, but common doses are anywhere from 100-500 or even 1000mg. It also needs to be emulsified into fat to be absorbed. Putting 25mg of cbd Ina water based non fatty drink will have it pass through you unabsorbed even if you were tiny enough to get an effect off of the miniscule amount

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20333786

>125mg caffeine

>> No.20333981

>>20333779
Do you know what marketing is anon?

>> No.20333991

>>20333478
What even is his diet? He changes it every fucking 3 months. He's keto. Hes this. He's thst. He doesn't even drink his green hulk jizz shakes anymore and thats all he talked about for a while.

>> No.20334001

>>20333991
Meat, vegetables, fruit, eggs. Basically it's always some kind of whole food/paleo regardless of what macro ratio he is aiming for.

>> No.20334010

>>20333581
Do you never buy any Paul Newman products? Or is it okay when you're dead. Rogan at least seems to use all the shit he attaches himself to and denounces it if its bullshit. He went off about some shit coffee or something he was all into but found out was snake oil.

>> No.20334021

>>20334001
Gotcha. I lose track, lol. I figured. He seems to always fall back to a nice rounded healthy diet.

>> No.20334130

>>20333786
Is that low?

>> No.20334140

>>20333736
>underdosed
>herbs
I have a shaman to introduce to you.

>> No.20334147

>>20334130
Its like half a monster and more on par eith a dmol redbull.

>> No.20334274

>>20334147
one of those 8oz redbull cans only has 90mg

>> No.20334589

>>20333776
it's comparable to some variants of Monster. 125 certainly isn't a low dose of caffeine and would be like a 6 ounce cup of strong coffee. I also don't believe the "no crash" claim. crash is just a natural outcome of caffeine regardless of the source. especially in the demographic that consumes energy drink which is typically people not getting enough sleep.

>> No.20334644

>>20333513
>They had to censor the "CBD"?
CBD can't be sold on Amazon, so sellers censor it or change it to hemp extract or something.

>> No.20334680

>>20333991
90% vitamins and IV drips and the rest is steaks

>> No.20334710

>>20333499
But that is understandably not a feasible diet for most people. Those meats are not afforable and easy to source for a lot of people. While it may be a healthier red meat diet, joe rogan can afford it lol

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>>20333499
>not eating vegetables or fibre
he's going to die 20 years below median

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20334895

>>20334644
>CBD can't be sold on Amazon

>> No.20334992

>>20333513
>b-vtamins
>heightened alertness
clearly not alert enough to spell "vitamins" properly