/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20317706
as long as he has food his hp will stay the same.

>>20317706
imagine being boiled to death and your last meal was frozen corn
rip lil nigga

Ok no I know for sure that lower level animals don’t feel pain.

>>20317706
If this wasn't a video I'd swear it was photoshopped on account of the pixels

>>20317708
based and runescapepilled

>>20317706
Crab enjoying his last meal in a wierdly hot bath

>>20317990
How can you be sure they don't just accept the pain?

>>20317708
>>20318001
>not shoving entire sharks down its gullet
that crab ain't gon make it that hot boiling AOE is doing 30 hp damage per 4 game ticks and everyone knows corn only heals 15, crabby's prayer ran out 35 seconds ago so no protecc from magic hot broth.. ripperoni lil crabby

nooooo not the heckin crabberino

>>20317706
this doesn't kill the crab

>>20318985
The heat of the water kills the crab

the brap from my asshole pushes the shit out

>>20319018
the corn heals the crab

>>20319018
Yea and piss is stored in the balls right Moishe?

>>20317997
Videos can also be edited, anon

>>20319022
Is that some party with lemons? We have peaked as a species.

>>20317990
What if they are just extreme stress eaters, ever thought about that, mammal?

>>20319022
Go back to /k/ warriorfart.

>>20317706
That's so badly shooped.
and OLD.
C'mon guys, I know the downward slide has been quickening, but...

>>20318084
>>20319232
NTA, but if it could feel pain you'd think it would notice it's being killed and make some attempt to escape.

>>20319247
Look at around 0:07, you can see it is edited in, the whole pan and the ingridients are moving slightly, the are where the crab is doesn't. Also there is no bubble where the crab is, it is just a fake.

>>20319242
god i wish that were me

>>20319254
Thats a still frozen icy corn. I'm sure the head and arm sitting right on top of it are staying cool enough. Also thst area wouldn't be boiling.

>>20319284
lel..

>>20319242
WHeee, the crabbys are going on a fun little fair attraction.
I know quite a few humans who should get a ticket for a ride in there...

>>20319247
its not a real video

>>20319299
>>20319242
Is this any faster or cheaper than just using wagies with cleavers?

>>20319242
>>20319299
The essence of cosmic horror

>>20319385
Yes, both.

>>20319607
>if you kill things meant for food too efficiently with machines it becomes cosmic horror
Gotta have that human margin of error eh?

>>20317997
LITERALLY just look up "crab eating corn". You'll find the original of the crab being on a dark, rainy shore, along with this horribly done video. The pan moves without the crab. CMON.

>>20319242
The king has returned

>>20319385
>Machine
Costs $1m, costs $10k/yr to maintain, does the work of 3 employees. Beneficial to your books, too.
>Employee
In America - each employee costs $100k/yr all in on a modest $60k salary. And at the end of the day you're only going to be able to hire people who can't get real jobs. And they quit suddenly whereas the machine can pretty much always be repaired. And they might unionize.

>>20320259
>heck
OP here, how can I trust that the other video isn't the fake one?

>>20320206
yes, actually.
the lack of humanity is at the essence of cosmic horror, good job.

>>20320206
They are already dead before being processed stupid veggie.

>>20319242
I can't watch this without the Saruman music

>>20319025
Yes.

>>20319385
Wagies take hour breaks and hours more slacking off, they will likely break stuff too and also spit in the crab with their std spits.

>>20319299
>>20319242
I really don't like crabs, I think they're terrible animals but this level of industrialized meat production just seems fucked up.

>>20317706
The heat of the crab kills the corn

>>20321206
that's the price of a prosperous society. it's only getting worse as tens of millions of SEAmonkeys entering the middle class realize that they want to live exactly how westerners do. that...that is the REAL reason for the decline in the west.

free range corn fed crab is the best.

>that crab ain't gon make it that hot boiling AOE is doing 30 hp damage per 4 game ticks and everyone knows corn only heals 15, crabby's prayer ran out 35 seconds ago so no protecc from magic hot broth.. ripperoni lil crabby

>>20322086

The heat of the crab heats the water, that's why it's boiling.
SO crabby will be fine, he's used to these kinds of temperatures.

>>20317706
And let all those delicious juices bleed out? The crab must suffer for maximum flavor.
t. Chinese

>>20317990
They might not feel pain like we do but they have a rudimentary brain that surely sends all sorts of panicking signals. Fight or flight exists in almost every creature, even lowly insects.

>>20322442
Do Chinese people really just ignore someone that is obviously hurt in an accident?

>>20321206
It is absolutely fucked up yeah, one of the shittiest aspects of the modern world along with insane levels of pollution and mass destruction of natural habitats

>>20323243
No, they will make sure the person dies from the accident so the court can't find them financially responsible for that person's health expenses.

>>20317990
They feel, but can’t suffer in a way we understand

>>20321206
t. Woman

>>20320358
> 60k salary
those mexicans are making bank.

>>20321206
Animals, let alone crabs, do not have a sense of morality. I've seen baboons eating baby oxen STILL COMING OUT THE WOMB.

>>20317706
not so crabble now isnt it

>>20323527
>>20323536
I'm not worried about the feelings of crabs, or their morality (they have none), it's just that there's something wrong with this level of meat production. Imagine how many crabs must be pulled out of the ocean every day to give such machines a reason to exist. It's absolutely fucking insane, this whole industrial pipeline straight from nature into a machine, wrapped in plastic, distributed to many places, and then into the mouth of someone who has never spent a single day of their lives without contact with society.

it's just fucked up as a whole, completely insane and unstable, unsustainable

wypipo dont boil they crabs

>>20324948
fossil fuels arn't sustainable either neither is uncontrolled population growth. industrialisation of crab killing is the least of our concern. we only learn when the effects are felt and by then it's already too late. there is nothing anyone can do, it's humans selfish nature that will ultimately lead to our demise.

>>20324948
Next time you're hungry go chase a deer until it collapses from exhaustion, then carry it back home, skin it, gut it, butcher it, and sear the meat seasoned only with herbs that grow within 5 miles of your home. It will put things in perspective.

>>20317706
That sly mother fucker

This is like the 4th video I've seen of a crab falling or already being in soup eating or something. What's going on

>>20317706
For me I like when the crab eats the spaghetti and then you eat the crab

>>20325908
Crabs are discriminated against. No other creature is so mocked and tormented.

>>20319018
Bullshit buddy

>>20322355
He’s not wrong, thoughever. Meet me in edge w18 and we’ll see who is in fact the bigger man.

>>20319299
What if we live in a demonic simulation and aliens do this to us when we die

>>20318084
True
I do that

>>20325945
Crabs are cancer.

>>20326107
demonic alien simulation? Jeez, pick a theory

>>20319299
>8 wagies in the back looking on in awe at what some fucked up engineer created to take their jobs

>>20323527
What makes you think you deserve unlimited crab? You're a child

>>20319022
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR TGE REST OF YOUR LIFE

>>20317706
>>20317708
>the numbers stay the same
eat the corn, i'll eat you

>>20319299
Can these machines perform other functions or are you telling me that sophisticated robotics were created for the sole purpose of slicing legs off crabs?

>>20326601
'Man is what he is, a wild animal with the will to survive, and (so far) the ability, against all competition. Unless one accepts that, anything one says about morals, war, politics—you name it—is nonsense. Correct morals arise from knowing what man is—not what do-gooders and well-meaning old Aunt Nellies would like him to be. The universe will let us know—later—whether or not Man has any "right" to expand through it'.

>>20327604
You didn't answer the question, fatass why do you think you're entitled to unlimited crabs, as if you weren't some fat lump of unintelligent shit that could ever engineer and implement such a system yourself.

>>20322450
>Literally is chilling with his claws already turning red in a pool of boiling liquid, munching corn.

If that doesnt mean it gives no fuck then i dont know what does.

>>20323474
Just like the anons on /r9k/

>>20327707
I did answer. If you didn't get it, that's a skill issue on your part.

>>20328736
They deserve to suffer.

>>20319022
SICK OF GAS PRICES?

>>20321206
>god I wish animals suffered more before death

>>20319242
>filename
Kek

>>20325804
bitch, I've hunted and foraged. Led long term camping project trips, certified in wilderness medical treatment. don't pretend that being ignorant to the current reality makes it any less fucked

>>20317737
>frozen corn
>on the cob
Wanna know how I know you're retarded?

>>20330655
https://www.loavesanddishes.net/how-to-cook-frozen-corn-on-the-cob/

>Zoomers can't tell it's shopped
The computers won.

>>20317737
It's actually a high IQ move. By eating the frozen corn he's lowering his internal temperature.

>>20319242
holy fuck imagine if this were a human plant..

>>20317706
Those noodles are going to be soggy as fuck.

>>20319385
The wagies want $20/hr and pee breaks. This is a dumb repetitive task that benefits from removing the human element. More precise and more sterile.

>>20324948
There is a lot of sea life, the oceans are big. And anytime shit becomes unsustainable in the wild, humans just swap to farming it because the price skyrockets.