/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20311412

>>20311412
Thread hidden, you generic repeating piece of shit.

>>20311448
>pizza
what kind of fucking pizzas have you been seeing?

>>20311455
you made me so horny by posting this

>>20311412

>>20311415
Aren’t Asians lactose intolerant?

That nigger didn’t swallow.

>>20311412
why are british """people""" like this?

>>20311484
sadly hes not one of ours.

>>20311476
Cheese doesn't have that much lactose in it. Lactose intolerant people can still usually eat it.

>>20311484
inferior inbred genes

>>20311476
>>20311493
Many are and there is plenty of lactose in American cheese
That being said, you'd have to be off-the-charts intolerant for even that to fuck you up, or haven't eaten in days

>>20311503
>there is plenty of lactose in American cheese
that's because it's a young cheese. aged hard cheeses have the least lactose since the bacteria eat it up

>>20311518
Sar I would not redeem the donut hole

>>20311412
Absolutely horrific, each and every time I see it.
>>20311475
He seems even fatter here than in the first video. No surprises there.

>>20311415
He made a face like he enjoyed that, but I know for a fact that he couldn’t have possibly. The cheese inside isn’t even melted. Most of that must have tasted like biting into a stack of cold cheese slices.

>>20311417
They eat coleslaw in India?

>>20311417
i like to imagine that in between the cuts hes sucking his fingers "clean"

>>20311422
This is so retarded. It’s just upside down. And why the fuck do they need five people for a job that one person could do easily by himself?

>>20311465
>this..this is so amazing, I really can’t accept it. Here, have it back.

>>20311572
why are you surprised? they literally eat cowdung im sure theyll eat anything
jokes aside either brits stole it from them or introduced it i think.

>>20311578
kek

>>20311591
Coleslaw is actually a Polish invention originally called Kolesław.

>>20311597
well the more you know. thinking on it, it does seem like a east euro dish, did they create potato salad aswell?

>>20311572
They eat coleslaw literally every where in the world anon it isn't 1700 anymore and only white people eat it.

>>20311518
mmm, poop ashes

>>20311612
>poop ashes
you mean bodily cremation ashes.

>>20311465
Is that place always decorated like a transvestite parade?

>>20311484
>>20311497
nice try mutt, he's american

>>20311755
why do you keep posting this?
it’s just a boring old sandwich
I get that you enjoyed it
but no one else is getting that from this boring old image

>>20311465
>lets make ramen more interesting
what an insult to ramen
the reason everyone outside Japan only experiences shitty instant ramen is that ingredients required for the real deal are expensive and hard to come by outside Japan. If you could taste real ramen you wouldn’t need any of this bullfuckery.

>>20311602
Yes! Olivier Salad (French-sounding) was actually invented in Russia. And every derivation thereof, be it potato mayonnaise salad or macaroni mayonnaise salad, is just a cheap ripoff.

>>20311422
>4 people plus a cameraman to produce a personal pizza that was accidently dropped on the floor
sometimes I think avant garde was a mistake
but I know for sure that $0Y Glasses and those haircuts are a mistake
I wish they would play a game of russian roulette with a full cylinder

>>20311901
go back

>>20311901
soy isn't filtered on the food board, newfriend

>>20311518
I'm really confused here.
Did they just bake bread into bricks so they could then make coal out of it?? the fuck is this?

>>20311701
It's sloppa but it at least seems edibl-
>that mountain of powder cheese
BLECH

>>20311784
he has the Nigel phenotype

>>20311422
>the numbers mason what do they mean

>>20311465
woah, how does she do it???

>>20311448
>>20311456
Where we're going we won't need pies

>>20312392
What's the point of this ugly bug gook acting like a slob?

>>20312397
It's hot

>>20312502

>>20311412
Looks British but eats like an American

>>20311755
Please go straight to hell

>>20311412
What a fucking patrician.

>>20311417
Not gonna lie, shit looks top.

>>20311448
real gyro

>>20312392
why would you post a webm of my ugly gook wife

>>20312600
Transparent humble brag.

>>20311816
>ingredients required for the real deal
It's fucking noodle soup bruh

>>20311412

>>20311448
biblical accurate BBQ

>>20312392
coconut water is a laxative...

>>20312757
you thought that was a coconut? you think shes taking shots of coconut water

>>20312778
yes

>>20311518
Boy I hope those discs are more sawdust than poop.

>>20312749
Is it wrong of me to hope a pack of feral niggers ambushed her during this walk?

>>20312809
Not in general, but you really should find out why you think about nigger dick so much.

>>20312816
>ugly
>no tits
>no ass
fate was cruel to this one

>>20312834
she'd be cute if she didnt look so damn annoying

>>20312819
He didn’t mention dick though. Only you mentioned dick.

>>20312066
No you misunderstand.
The flat brown disks is cow dung

>>20312816
surely she wears a tank top for no specific reason and the appeal of her videos is her food...right?

>>20312895
Behold, a "balanced diet"

>>20312895
>British people live like this
does his hat dip into the soup in the end?

>>20311584
she said it's too spicy

>>20312695
i will never understand the "muh authentic mexican tacos" meme, it's literally just pan fried meat in a little wet tortilla

>>20312918
>does his hat dip into the soup in the end?
*nods*

>>20312953
Exactly, but "muhhhhh spiced food" fags will talk it up because they want to ignore the real issues in the world.

>>20311412
>>20312895
tfw seeing people enjoy their food

>>20312819
>you really should find out why you think about nigger dick so much.
>>20312819
>He didn’t mention dick though. Only you mentioned dick.

Umm.. yeah... somebody has a nigger dick problem but I don't think it's >>20312809

>>20312816

>>20311465
Imagine one of them riding your cock while the other one rides your face and they're passionately kissing each other and your ass is buried in that warm gooey Mexican slop.

>>20311484
He looks German.

>>20311497
>Mfw being racist at Greggs

>>20312801
Bro it's literally a bottle.

>>20311597
not true, Koolsla is from the Netherlands.

>>20311465
>oh, it's OK, we'll just disassemble it back to it's ingredients

>>20313248
thanks for explaining, anon. no one else got the joke until you showed up

>>20311604
Did she just extracted essence of doritos? For what purpose?

>>20313172

>>20313254
NP pal, glad to be helpful.

>>20313255
Inverted sandwich

>>20311755
>>20313255

best thread on the board rn

>>20313291

>>20312268
>he's American
>h-he's... N-N-Nigel ph-ph-phenot-t-type
The gay level of cope... Fuck. Embarrassingly desperate.

>>20311412
parmesan cheese is just queso cotija in mexican... in case you want to find it and it's much cheaper than the ones at walmart

>>20311412
>>20311475
He's getting his money's worth. Parmesan ain't cheap.

>>20311518
Would be pretty soul, if it weren't for the poop.

>>20313506
would

>>20313318
>The gay level of cope... Fuck. Embarrassingly desperate.
why so mad guvnah? you got chips in yer bum? got ur dog loicense taken away again?

>>20312695
uff si se ven buenos... they look taste for non ESLs

>>20312301
the telephone number on the napkin? it's a total mystery but a sure sign of international conspiracy..

>>20312961
>>20312953
it's a really hard skill to have to handle the hot tortilla like that.

>>20312895
>mexicans eat beans for breakfast :(
>british eat beans for breakfas :O

>>20312816
absolute pitslut

>>20313506
>contains no corn
Not a tamale, and Talame House here should be forced to close for this indiscretion.

Also whats wrong with spinach cheese dip wirh tortillas?

>>20313588
the corn dough is on the first scoop... and nothing wrong with spinach cheed, why?

>>20312834
has to be b8

>>20313518
Oh my godddd, no I'm just - like - toadally jealous that I can't - like - lick big black cock sperm from my sister-wife's roastie cunt like you can. Like totes fuck my life ya. Oh my freakin gosh

>>20313588
>Also whats wrong with spinach cheese dip wirh tortillas?
No one said anything was wrong with it. My only grip is there's fuck all spinach in it.

>>20313172
Yaaarrr, me mateys!

>>20312895
this webm never never fails to make me hungry

>>20313615
>seething about americans
>projecting an obsession with black genetalia
like pottery

>>20313625
>shit yourself at any stereotype the other way and too weak to cope
Like clockwork. Stay cucked and fat, pathetic little 'man'

>>20313632
hahaha I guarantee Im in better shape than you champ, watch that blood pressure now

>>20313635
>I-I'm in b-b-better sh-shape than y-y-you
I haven't got a blood pressure loicense guvnah hahahaha I don't want anything up me bum! Hahaha, shit I'm so funny and original!

>>20313226
same
that smelly greasy pussy gets me hard as tugsten

>>20313645
well shit man do whatever you blimey cunts are still allowed to to calm down, eat a metric tonne of poop meat for breakfast or whatever blood sausage is

is pussy considered food?

>>20311518
>that sandal in the plate at 0:42

>>20313657
lmao, legitimately what the fuck is wrong with them

>>20313652
Hahaha we're not allowed to do anything haha we just eat blood sausage hahaha that's fucking original! You can tell your wife's bull all about it, he's going to howl!

>>20311755
based grinder hero making these indian food gif trannies seethe

>>20311448

>giwtwm

>>20313667
you get shivved by an african or somethin mate? oi lets have a round of pints and watch some footy, maybe I can chew up your food for your sensitive brit teeth

>>20312749

>refills her water bottle with bottled water

Women's rights were a mistake

>>20313675
Did Darondius stop fucking your wife long enough to help you with that comeback? He is a nice man. You must thank him by cleaning him up extra nice when he's finished railing her. Then make him a nice meal, consisting of extra extra saturated fats and gallons of HFCS, because you're both on diets.

can someone post the indian street food video compilation of in which a woman pours some liquid in her mouth and then spits it into a pot filled with soup? i want to show it to some people at work, thanks

>>20313691
you have some real weird complexes anon, maybe you should see a therapist in a couple years when your healthcare gets around to it, its a fookin shame you cant just use the paperboy wages you slaved for

>>20313676
Our gefilte fish-eating friends knew exactly what they were doing when they made that happen. It was no mistake.

Ah sweet, tranny webm poster came.

>>20311422
This guy

>>20313668
The thing that irritates me most about this is the filling height.

>>20313547
Why season the tongue when you will remove the skin anyway?
It's as dumb as edameme beans.

>>20313668
ManlyTears mixes a martini.webm

>>20312749
>Refilling water bottle with bottle water
>Wrapping the insulated bottle in insulation
>Some kind of toddler snack tray on the top
I just realized I hate women

>>20313547
Tongue is so underrated

>>20311412
All while wearing a white shirt. The balls.

>>20311415
Well…at least he’s not frying a dog alive

>>20313260
cool ranch doritos consommé

>>20311465
Looks like the type of snack that spics create in prison from the few items they can buy from commissary.

>>20314089
Or just any random spic, doesn't have to be in jail.

>>20314096
id love to know everything that is in that slop. is he just sprinkling cordial on it at one?

>>20314109
No idea, these people are sick.

>>20311448
kek at filename

>>20312397
She's making fun of dudes who post videos like that because they think they look manly.

>>20312749
Weren't these fuckers filled with lead residue?

>>20311755
that looks like a scrumptious sandwich

>>20311465
Why are mexicans so bad at cooking? I want to fuck she though

>>20311448
chicken gyro

>>20314256
it's a fucking fast food joint, not fine dining

>>20311448
How does one stop it without injury?

>>20314390
You stop the engine

>>20311422
>>20311901
>>20311581
The servers all clearly think it's stupid and don't want to do it. However, tiktok has poisoned people and they will pay for weird stupid shit as long as it gets views.

>>20311570
You need to rethink your facts. Biting into a big chunk of cheese is enjoyable.

>>20314545
Yeah but not American cheese. That's only good in small amounts when melted.
It has a weird sticky texture when cold. But maybe not everyone feels like I do about it.

>>20313676
>implying tap water is drinkable in the us

>>20313958
most women don't have that kind of stupid gear, y'know? no reason to be a faggot because you saw someone doing stupid shit on the internet

>>20314749
>implying water filters are hard to buy

>>20311816
>ramen
>expensive ingredients hard to come by
Ok I'll bite, like fucking what lol?

>>20312749
Thankfully these bottles leech lead into the water, so these retards will all die soon.

>>20313858
>141 posts before trannyanon comes up with his derail material
you're getting slow, man

bad thread

>>20315290
oh yeah? dodge this!

>>20315344
lmao if that wasnt the result hed probably say the knives are dull and not worth the money

>>20311755
This looks like a good sandwich, but I don't think it belongs in this thread. There are no Indians eating fecal matter off of the floor with their bare hands, trannies, retards cooking in motel toilets, chinks eating rats and bugs, or dumbass ragebait "recipes" using cheetos and nacho cheese.

>>20315551
based, but also cringe

>>20315352

>>20313890
>he doesn't lick the seasoning off edameme before squeezing the seed
NGMi

>>20315837
when i made that comment i wasnt even thinking of that video, the way he places his fingers makes me tense my jaw.

>>20311415
Have yet to see this guy swallow the food

>>20314508
It definitely looks like it's their like 2nd time doing this

>>20315290
My parents have that same knife set.

>>20313661
these guys are trading millions of dollars of dried legumes on the futures market and the guy is throwing them each producer’s batch for them to evaluate and appraise so they know how to bid. i know ur feeble brain cant handle how top level business in Mighty Barat is done, ser.

>>20313657
Bro what the fuck lmao
Resident Indians please tell me what the hell is going on here

>>20316290
snack time at the call center

>>20315551
>don't like how i do something
>throw or take it away
Grounds for assault, honestly.

>>20315551
Those all look like acted reactions, but if the scissors one isn't the waitress at 0:20 definitely got wet when she saw.

The webm's of the thread disappoint the anon

>>20313668
is this the megapint from that johnny depp trail that was mentioned?

>>20312907
its a flex she is wearing white because she wont spill any food on herself

>>20316471
You should be tipping nothing. Service workers don't seem to get it. We're not locked in here with them. They're locked in with their employer.

>>20316485
Those fallen arches are depressing.

>>20316471
lmao if you are so fucking mad try getting a different job.
I even tip servers and literally everyone that does any thing for me ever, but this pizza guy is a faggot.

>>20314424
How does one do so?

>>20316540
>>20316545
I must have two wives. Two.

Most dashers are anti social fuck ups who cant hold a normal job

>>20316553
people would want it more if she let the beer run down her crack into the glass

>>20316560
Most dashers have been in the country for no more than three months without a visa and live in a two room apartment with ten roomies. And it's an improvement on how they lived in their home nation so they're encouraging their friends back home to do the same.

>>20315290

>>20316394
They looked like shit before and after.

>>20316497
>Tfw no petite anime cholito gf with a cleft palate to buy bouquets of corn for her to nibble on

>>20315551
Why is that indian acting like he thinks he's italian?

>>20312918
That's what you get for wearing a hat at the table

>>20313547
Dude's finger was shaking when he went to push the button.

It looks okay, but i think it should be grilled. Tongue is very unctuous and a little sear would balance that out like sausage

>>20316993

>>20313668
I can't believe he put tajin in the drink, that's fucking gross

Step 4
Kys

>>20316499
It's okay she probably doesn't walk at all

>>20316499
If you've seen the "before" photo, it's obvious this one did not have a winning ticket for the genetic lottery.

>>20317017
Honestly, obese "people" shouldn't have children.

>>20317053
Many of them weren't obese until they had children.

>>20312392
I love skinny Asianbitches. Do you think the boobs are real?

>>20313668
Beaners are so tacky and classless.

>>20317017
Purely socioeconomic factors.

>>20317017
I would kill my wife if she tried feeding my child this.

>>20317317
sadly the fat cunt feeds her child even worse meals than that, i dont know how the social services havent been contacted yet if that thing is proudly displaying it on shittok

>>20316394
Who is their dealer, Pierce Brosnan?

>>20316401
at least leave him the towel man

>>20316439
Henrys Kitchen is so damn good

>>20313506
>it's like a burrito
>except you can't eat the wrapper so shit goes everywhere and you have leftover rubbish
whoever invented this shit should burn in hell

>>20316553
>>20316564
ass men are subhuman

>>20317421
buddy the paper thing is just there for the cooking process you take it off and eat them on a plate like a civilized person

>>20311412
Go Nigel go!

>>20316406
holy fuck I audibly kekd

>>20317317
I would kill myself if I managed to breed with a toad like that.

>>20317450
fucks of a fewther fat together, hes probably worse than she is

>>20317427
just simmer it in a saucepan and serve it in a bowl?

>>20311415
This is like Greek saganaki's evil twin

>>20317464
>just make a completely different thing?

>>20316480
Had a chance to eat one of these things in China, but it was $70/kg so I went with the more economic endangered species instead and got a sturgeon.

>putting something on a plate vs something in a bowl is different

>>20311444
This is why most American's don't travel to other countries

>>20317564
I dont believe you know what a tamale is

>>20311755
Do I smell the beginning of and epic new meme?

>>20313691
Stfu paki faggot.

>>20314390
You just grab some mittens and man up and try not to scream when your arm makes contact with the scalding hot iron

>>20316501
this guy probably died

>>20317684
he was begging for crack money on stream just before covid.
unless coof got him i think hes still rocking.

>>20317689
a man can chug 60% abv and still live? Now I think that's just water in that bottle in the webm

>>20317698
he throws it up shortly after

>>20317684
>this guy probably died
>>20317698
>Now I think that's just water in that bottle in the webm
>doesn't know shoenice
is being wrong a hobby of yours?

>>20317017
god this kid is fucked, you don't need to have enemies if you have parents like this

>>20312749
>fat hand

>>20311444
>The guy that inspects his plate tray like he's never seen it before in his life
>The guy that pats the soup
topkeks

>>20312749
least consumerist american girl

>>20313661
>>20316290
Not a jeet but they're grading what I think look to be cardamom pods

>>20316471
5 dollars is a decent tip. When I worked for a Chinese restaurant I would be lucky to get a 2 dollar tip.

>>20311415
Keto friendly

>>20311448
BE NOT AFRAID

>>20317865
Was the company providing the car?

>>20312392
I love it when she starts fisting her Asian kitty

>>20312819
what is it woth you faggot gimps that always see
>nigger
and you immediately think of
>nigger dick

go away and stay away.

>>20311417
There was a hair on my screen and I thought it was in the video at first.

>>20316485
all i want for christmas is to see this cunt end up limp in the back of a pickup with muslims spitting on her beaten corpse. :)

>>20314749
Where do you think bottled water comes from?
It's usually from the municipal water supply.

>>20312397
making my peepee grow

>>20312819
got me

>>20317999
It come from glacial mountain springs

>>20316540
>Ramen: $10
>Same ramen, but she accidentally had a little sweat fall in: $15

>>20311455
why would someone post in a thread they hid? is it poor impulse control? the overwhelming desire to make one's voice heard even while one tries to performatively publicly dislike a thing? i'm not sure what it means, but i feel that it does not speak highly of one's character. if your goal is to avoid something that you dislike nothing is gained from announcing that you are avoiding the thing.

>>20312392
social media was a mistake. i remember a time when people could simply enjoy things without making it a performance for public consumption.

>>20313676
>>20313958
>>20317830
if you have any women in your life like this then that is on you. i have none.

>>20313547
tongue is real good but watching the outer layer get peeled off gives me the willies every time.

>>20316439

>>20317017
upsetting. as a lefty, i still despise this woman.

>>20315290
he's so lazy he can't get a grip on the fork

>>20316432
Yeah the indian dude taking away the wine glass proves it's all scripted.

>>20311525
>>20311518
>>20312066
That's 'Baati'. The dish is called Baati-Chokha.

>>20316479
8 hours of pure dough?

>>20319230
also cheese imagine the farts

>>20312816
Wow. It's all bread. Good job, dummy.

>>20313531
>estx
>peligrosx

>>20311412

>>20316403
Dude should have paid that bird for her contribution to society