/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20311065
You're a complaining little girly moron, it never said that it inclucded the bread.

>>20311070
Its pictured on the box, other companies do this and include the bread its horrific marketing and deceptive

>>20311065
Have you never seen a package with "serving suggestion" on the side, lower right, take a look.
>>20311074
It's 2024 what do you expect?

>>20311065
Angus steakum is better but it's more expensive

>>20311065
>marketed as 100% beef
>anon complains because it is in fact 100% beef

>>20311065
Are you serious? Did you just look at the picture and not read the box at all? It seems obvious to me that you're just getting the meat.

>>20311065
Sandwich steaks are not steak sandwiches. Read the box next time fatty.

>>20311082
Slightly better than shit is still shit.

>>20311065
>Box indicates you will get a meal, sandwich and meats
Does it though? Or is it literally right there that it is just the steaks?

>>20311065
"Sliced steaks" has a real "steamed hams" vibe to it

>>20311320
Look at the huge picture on the box, look at other companies who put the bread in, its deceptive period.

>>20311065
no where on the packet does it say buns included.

>>20311344
>it’s deceptive
yeah maybe if you’re a retard. people like you are why i can’t enjoy a beer in my car

>>20311348
why put the finished product on the box art? Just have the steak, other companies do this and the roll is included its deceptive

>>20311320
>Or is it literally right there
So its literally right there then. Gotcha.

>>20311065
>this counts as food for americans
Huh!

>>20311429
>Europeans don't eat beef
Hmm

>>20311430
nah, we prefer out god awful strip meat to be lamb
we call it kebab though

>>20311074
You don't expect a burger or a hotdog to come out of a bottle of mustard, do you?

>>20311441
that would be fucking cool though. just squirting out an entire burger and its perfectly stacked

>>20311446
self assembling 3D printing bio-nanobots

>>20311065
>>20311082
steakums are kebabs for americlaps?

>>20311065
Why did you think there would be sandwich bread in a box that size?

>>20311454
Not really. They're thin frozen sheets of 'beef' paste that easily fold up when cooked.
Super processed mass produced slop but they taste pretty good if a little bland.
I usually put them in a sandwich and toss on some Kraft singles or cheez whiz for a white trash steak and cheese.

>>20311065
>Are "Steakumms" the most deceptive marketed product ever?

>>20311454
Americans have the superior Greek Gyros as opposed to the Turkish kebabs. Typically you will find Gyros in Greek restaurants or popular college campus spots. You can also find frozen gyros at the grocery store but they can never be as good as what you get at a Greek restaurant

>>20311458
plenty of other companies do it with a box of that size

>>20311559
yes im sure europe the place where gyros come from. have NO frozen gyro kits.

>>20311065
>box says "steaks" on it over 9000 times
>wtf? I thought this was a sandwich!

>>20311681
Outside of Greece it’s all that Turkish kebab garbage

>people who are illiterate buy frozen dinners
Yeah, this checks out.

>>20311344
>>20311374

>>20311685
whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>20311687
This post is so ironic

I once made this. It shriveled to basically nothing. I almost lost my face in the oil splatter. I am not sure if this can even be called meat.

>>20311700
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>>20311685
You're not gonna convince anyone that the turk meat logs made in Greece are somehow better than the turk meat logs made in Turkey. Not sure why you'd even think there's a difference, the gyro is literally just localized turk doner.

>>20311065
>>20311359
Would you buy this and expect a box full of cooked shrimp?

Doesnt he size of the box kinda indicates it's just delicious strips of meat!

>>20311723
Turks are Muslims. They won’t use pork. The meat is simply not the same. If you had ever had both you would understand.

>>20311065
It sounds as though you are an absolute fucking retard. You SHOULD NOT be embarrassed by this - your parents were likely retarded and passed it on to you. It is not your fault.

>>20312871
why are you putting a cape on for this big company who deceives?

>>20311065
>WTF there's no ground beef?

>>20311065
why is 100% beef a marketing thing?
it existed before muslims

>>20311672
provide one

>>20311065
I suspect you also believe this is impossible even though it exists and you can hold it in your hands?

>>20311074
Ooh look at the little box of baby i found!

>>20313168
who knew having kids was so cheap?

>>20311537
I put this on them, and Mayo.

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>>20313179
provide dimensions of the box, and also show that there are no less than 10, spelled TEN, the numerical value after 9, in that box, with an accompanying 10 buns.

This is like being in kindergarten and being given a $5 allowance for the first time in your life and then using it on a box cookie crisps because mommy would never buy them for you, only do get home and start crying when you open the box and discover that it doesn’t actually come with a glass of orange juice and milk, or a bowl of fresh fruit or even a poached egg, because you’re 5 and haven’t learned how to read the words “serving suggestion.”

If OP is actually literate, you’d think buying a product that literally has the word “umm” in the title should give him pause.

>>20313179
>>20313186
for each "flame grilled quarter pounder", of course

so that you can enjoy TEN, (10) of them, as picture on the box, ten burgers, that's what you saw, right?

>>20313186
Are, are you alright?

>>20313188
it's feigned intellectual-dishonesty, which is worse than regular plain-old intellectual-dishonesty, or as we like to call it colloquially

LYING

>>20313191
funny you ask me that, but not OP, that faggotiest faggot of them all

>>20313191
how the fuck would YOU fit 10 fucking buns for each steak into that small ass box that already has 10 steaks in it?

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

>>20313193
Oh, I’m well aware this is just a low effort bait thread. I just stopped by to call OP a child while using his own dumb post to show him how easy it is to make an actual joke.

>>20313191
please see
>>20313140

ask yourself some questions, starting with: What does the word "impossible" mean

>>20313203
every thread is a bait thread anymore, why visit?

>>20313203
>>20313208
Like how /b/ was taken over by porn

>>20313209
I like how I somehow mistype a captcha that isn't required, fuck this place

talk about the pinnacle of not making sense, this website has become the exact thing it has demonized

again, mistyped something I was not required to type or verify in the first place

fuck you

>>20313211
Put the bottle down

>>20311074
It literally says on the box that it contains sandwich steaks and the sandwich is a serving suggestion.

>>20313214
Thank you !!

>>20311441
False equivalence and you know it

>>20311065
.....how does a box like that fit the bread inside
it literally says 10 steaks in the corner. You think theyd write buns too if they were in there

>>20311685
>>20311791
Get a load of this cunt. If I walk 5-10 minutes in any direction from my house I can get half a dozen lamb / chicken doner / pork gyros

>>20313219
Zoomers literally get confused when they buy a bag of chips and find out it’s only half full when they open it and let out the air (you know, the thing they’ve done forever as a way to protect the chips from all getting crushed in transport, while making it clear that they’re being sold by weight and not volume right on the label, which every store makes clear by putting the price per ounce right on the price tag).

I know every generation thinks the one after them is retarded, but I work with people ranging from their late teens to their 70’s and EVERYONE over 30 agrees that gen Z are next level retarded like they’ve never seen before.

It’s not their fault…but when a retard starts lowering your quality of life with their retardation, sometimes it’s entirely appropriate to smack them over the head like a dog, because that’s the level of communication they’re operating on. In other words, this is largely the result of the internet, where anyone can do whatever they want with no real consequences (of course zoomers also think that “online bullying” is a real thing, which will never not be something I will make fun of you for).

The internet was supposed to be the great equalizer, and what we learned is that most people are just stupid, and moderating stupidity without direct violence is impossible, which brings everything down to the lowest common denominator. The answer is obviously socialism, but this happened so fast that might be a lost cause, since manipulating the stupid majority and appealing to the lowest common denominator has always been the prerogative of the corporate powers represented by the right.

>>20313229
Yes…everybody here is well aware that Euros eat nothing but kebab and American fast food that most Americans won’t even touch with a ten *meter* pole, but don’t pretend you live in a “house”. Thinking anyone would believe that is just insulting.

>>20313257
Nope. Your ignorant trolling may work sometimes, but you shot yourself in the foot by saying "most Americans won't even touch", 70% of you are slovenly obese retards, you would eat ANYTHING that was put in front of you if it was unhealthy. How pathetic. Look, if I were you, I'd go back to watching the BBC cuck porn that you were before you took the time out to write the dogshit I'm quoting.

>>20311065
>10 Steaks

Retard really expecting ten fucking sandwiches to slide out of this box. You should have been swallowed.

>>20313218
It really isn't. What kind of smashed down sandwich was you expecting to be in that thin box?

>>20313299
>bbc cuck porn out of nowhere
Every. Fucking. Time.

Here’s an American expression you might not be familiar with and might be helpful for the next time you make a larp thread (you people always give away that you’re just obsessed yuros or Australians almost immediately, so knowing a few idioms will only take your esl so far), but is also very relevant to the current conversation: “whoever smelt it delt it.”

It’s basically a way of saying you’re projecting, and are actually guilty of the thing you’re accusing the other person of.

>>20313339
OK cuck. What you said was obviously ignorant, xenophobic, totally incorrect and utterly fucking stupid. It alarms me that you probably think what you said was actually salient and insightful. If you don't think this then you were being some pathetic troll. And, given your last response, I've just out-trolled you. So, you're a fucking cunt whichever the option is the correct one.

Americans falling for obvious bait

>>20313339
he who denied it, supplied it

>>20313339
Shouldn't that be "whoever smelled it dealt it". What you said was "whoever melted metal into another object shoulder muscle it". I'm right, aren't I?

It says sandwich steaks, not steak sandwiches

>>20313377
kek