/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20301263
There should be fries in that if it's a proper Bay burrito
I mean, there shouldn't be fries in anything but that's how they do it

>>20301263
>Bay Area
Garlic fries. French fries with minced garlic. I thought califags we're supposed to be creative?

>>20301277
Wat? No.

ive lived in california for sixteen years and never heard of this shit
i guess i dont get out much

>>20301263

>>20301277
sounds more like a San Diego california burrito (yes, they are also proud of having "invented" putting french fries in a burrito.)
>>20301310
there's honestly no reason to have heard of it unless you're in the bay, it's that underwhelming
>>20301319
yeah these are mid, just get a handroll if that's what you want. honestly the only fusion burrito that has ever impressed me is indian style, with good naan as the tortilla.

What is it exactly? A burrito overstuffed with rice for no reason? What a gyp.

>>20301310
You are essentially a Californian and don’t realize that your identity is comprised of two distinct nationalities? Almost as if they were two separate countries, never mind two separate states? I imagine you spent that 16 years in your room playing video games and doing little else. I’m not even a Californian and I know that.

>>20301331
Honestly, carbs on carbs gets hate, but a tortilla is so thin, some carbs inside don’t hurt.

>>20301334
>what is this? cheap rice in my burrito? they are trying to cheat me!
>>20301361
>ah, what’s this? fries in my burrito? fuck yeah. tortilla is too thin. carbs on carbs is a meme!

>>20301345
what is this schizobabble

>>20301263
inb4 cincinnati sloppa

>>20301331
Ah, I thought it was the Bay, but if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
>>20301361
>>20301380
It's not so much about carbs in a burrito, it's specifically fries, since they get cold and soggy, people have been putting potatoes in burritos and tacos since forever, but bigger, chunkier potatoes that stay warm

>>20301419
I come to 4chan only to read the random schizobabble.

>>20301331
Never trust the uneducated opinion of anyone who uses the non-word •mid•

Northern (DUDE)
Bay (gays, human waste, indians)
Southern (San Diego, Santa Barbara, and similar- naturally beautiful, unnaturally expensive)
LA (different enough from the rest of southern California to be their own, worse culture)
Inland (Bakersfield drug enthusiasts and people who own farms that exclusively employ Mexican quasi-serfs)

Each is a distinct culture and has their own burrito style.

>>20301450
i enjoy it too to be desu

>>20301263

I friend made me try it when we went to the mission and it was gross. I don't like beans tho and there rice wasn't that good.

Went back home to Texas and had a proper burrito. I much prefer it

>>20301424
There is such a thing as a potato taco. When used in a flour tortilla, it tastes just like a pierogi.

>>20301468
Yeah papas tacos, but I like them with corn tortillas. I used to live in a Mexican neighborhood, and I noticed that most people used flour tortillas for dipping, soups, picking stuff up, and fish tacos, all the other tacos were corn tortillas

>>20301263
Never go to the origin of any food. It’s always the shit version of that food.
The version that escaped and got popular is the supreme version
Exceptions given for food found nowhere else

>>20301455
>I don't like beans tho
Opinion discarded, anything you say on this board from now until the distant future is invalid and irrelevant. Please do not breed and pass on your fucked up retarded bean-hating deadend genes.

>>20301263
Hot Brown - Kentucky. Most overrated sandwich

>>20301783
That's a really poor example of a hot brown

>>20301849
That’s from the Wikipedia page
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Brown

>>20301849
>>20301855
Also the “cuisine of Kentucky” Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_Kentucky

>>20301855
>>20301865
checks out that wikipedia would use a gay img for something based

>>20301783
I looked it up, I'm from Kentucky and never heard of it. The other pics of hot browns look delicious. Idk what I'm looking at but I'd eat it.

>>20302097
You are from Kentucky and you never heard of a hot brown? They eat those on Kentucky derby day especially
https://www.smalltownwoman.com/hot-brown/

>>20302097
this literally isn't a sandwich, it just has bread as a base
if this is a sandwich, so is eggs benedict

>>20302115
Eggs benedict aren't served on bread

>>20302115
You’ve never heard of an open faced sandwich? Are you serious?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich

>>20302115
Have you never had an open face sandwich? If there isn't too much gravy you can make it a traditional sandwich as well.

>>20302137
Not a sandwich; oxymoronic

I’ve saved some money by switching from closed sandwiches to open faced sandwiches. A loaf of bread lasts me twice as long now. Also I’ve lost some weight as I’m only eating half the amount of carbs when I eat sandwiches now

Hot take:
Chicken fried steak is overrated. It doesn't taste that good. Combining the steak texture with the crust texture doesn't work. And you always either get dry steak or soggy crust, sometimes both.

>>20302167
Warm take: chicken fried steak is great, but only if the gravy is on the side so you can dunk it and avoid the moisture making the crust mushy

>>20302163
Say it again

>>20302170
Lukewarmarm take: chicken fried steak is ok, but only if some of the gravy is on the side so you can dunk it and have the some moisture making the crust kinda mushy

>>20302174
A closed sandwich means two slices of bread with items in between like peanut and jelly or cheese and a meat. Open face sandwich means one bottom slice of bread with ingredients on top of that one slice

>>20302167
What a weirdo. CFS is delicious.

>>20301453
what is the inland burrito
also bakersfield is a bit far from what id call inland since i thought it was like san bernardino and riverside

>>20302235
Bakersfield and Fresno are what I think of when I think pure "inland", since they're also central valley. Whereas San Bernardino and Riverside are Inland Empire, which does have inland in the name but also has kind of a mix of inland and socal characteristics.

>>20301263
The famous SF burritos are significantly better than anything chipotle has ever made. You're either a tastelet, retard, or have never had a burrito from one of the good places. Cancun, mission, el farrolito, etc.

>>20301277
It is san diego. SF/bay burritos are just delicious burritos. The best ones have an perfect ratio of all the components, and each one, especially the meat, is very delicious. Carnitas is usually what's best. You can usually tell a good mex place by their salsas.

Born and raised in SF, and as soon as I got some sense I left that beautiful shithole for rural sonoma county.

>>20301310
You've never heard of a burrito?

>>20302655
Lmfao. Bro has been missing out.

>>20302688
fr og

I like BBQ, but don't try to tell me you can tell the difference between Carolina vs. St Louis vs. Texas, etc. It's all just grilled meat with bbq sauce on it.

>>20302727
Isn't the whole point of Texas bbq that they don't use any BBQ sauce

>>20302727
You really don’t know much about BBQ. Texas they BBQ beef more than they do pork. St. Louis tends to do spare ribs instead of baby back. In the Carolinas there are different BBQ cultures that do different sauces. South Carolina = mustard-based. Eastern N.C. = vinegar-based. Lexington (Piedmont N.C.) = tomato- or ketchup-based.

>>20301263
your mama mission deez nuts lmao

>>20302797
all is grist that comes to this mill

>>20302797
Piggybacking off this, Alabama white BBQ sauce is from a small part of northern Alabama and only really found there. In the rest of the state it's more associated with chain restaurants and grocery stores than independent restaurants.

>>20301319
That will be $40 plus tip

>>20302563
>>20302235
Lived in Bakersfield my whole life, we dont have a distinct burrito style.

You can either order it tradition or with fries if tis a hipster faggot place

>>20302163
Wait until you learn you can just eat those same ingredients with a knife and fork.

>>20302727
as
>>20302797
noted the type of meat used and style of sauce vary wildly for true regional bbq, what is confusing you is that the vast majority of "national" bbq stuff tends to have a Kansas City style sauce that will be what you think of in areas outside of the south.
case in point eastern north carolina style is the fucking masterrace for me, but I also never ate it before I was in my late teens because I grew up in the rural northeastern US, until a family friend who moved to NC brought some when he came to visit

>>20302151
YOU are a moron, you oxy addicted FREEEEEEEEEEEEAK! and then i drop my microphone BITCH. i even waited 60 seconds to post this you fucking loser lmao

>>20303293
>Lived in Bakersfield my whole life
mexican quasi-serf, or mexican quasi-serf owner?

>>20302727
>don't try to tell me you can tell the difference between Carolina vs. St Louis vs. Texas
Three totally different styles of BBQ. But you can't tell the difference? Lol, smoking meth destroys the taste buds doesn't it Cletus

>>20301263
IMO the best burritos in CA are the fusion ones, you haven't lived till you've had sisig, falafel, or Afghan food in your burrito.

>>20302727
>I can't tell the difference so no one else can
Sounds like you've got a skill issue

>>20302797
Does Florida have its own BBQ style?

>>20304274
I'm from Florida. Fla bbq a mixt of various regional styles. Fla bbq blends techniques of the Southern U.S. but also adds a lot of Caribbean flavors, i.e: vinegar's, fruits, spices, and peppers, while making a much wider use of seafood than other bbq styles while also using pork and beef as well

Me personally, my favorite bbq style is from Kentucky. The primary style there is lamb bbq. Owensboro, Kentucky is the lamb bbq capitol of the U.S. I've been there and had that delicious lamb bbq, I'd love to go there again someday

>>20304323
>Owensboro, Kentucky is the lamb bbq capitol
you'd have to actually taste it to know how truly delicious it is. People should eat more lamb in general, and bbq lamb is god tier meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBuIr02___U

>>20304323
Beautiful

>>20304346
Agree lamb is goated, used to be way more common in American cuisine in general as well. Gay that now it's considered a specialty and you have to go to ethnic markets or expensive butchers to get most cuts. Or pay out the ass for the stuff from aus/nz that the big grocers carry.

>>20304274
Sometimes. If you go in the Tampa area, espresso bbq or guava bbq sauce are popular.

>>20304375
I feel lucky to have local lamb, it's the most delicious of all meat. I stick a leg of lamb right on the grill in the oven with potatoes underneath so all the fat drips onto them.

>>20304385
>If you go in the Tampa area, espresso bbq or guava bbq sauce are popular.
I've been to Tampa and had some wonderful bbq there. I haven't had the espresso bbq sauce but I love the guava bbq sauce. It's not available where I live but I often order it online.

>>20301783
Kentucky should've had zero problems with respect.
>Kentucky Bourbon
>Kentucky Fried Chicken

Add in horse racing and the Louisville slugger baseball bat, and Kentucky has zero problems in the respect business. But then they made the hot brown, and everyone laughs at Kentucky again.

>>20301331
don't insult the california burrito by comparing it to bean and rice filled bayslop burritos

>>20304407
>Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kentucky college basketball, Louisville college basketball, Kentucky Derby, Horse farms, Kentucky Lamb BBQ, Fort Knox, Jennifer Lawrence, Johnny Depp, and Abraham Lincoln.
But yes, their repulsive Hot Brown makes Kentucky sound like a state full of retarded hillbilly McCoy's

>>20304375
>Agree lamb is goated
how do you goat a lamb? Isn't lamb a young sheep anyway, not a goat?

>>20304049
Mexican who works in education but I do attend the County Young Armers and Ranchers meetings so I hang out with quasi serf owners

>>20304507
goat isn't quite as goated, too many bones and weirder taste

>>20304507
>>20304521
I like goat curry but picking out those little bones from the bowl is a bitch, when I am lazy i just order chicken curry for less bones

I love pep rolls, but they aren't all that desu.
>t. West Virginia.

>>20304507
>>20304518
>>20304521
>>20304526
In recent Mexican cuisine culture, the young Mexican woman comes out and bbq's a goat. Then, when she's done with that, her head is cut off and then they bbq HER

>>20302727
>grilled
you fucked up so quickly lmao. Barbecue literally isn't grilled.

>>20304385
>guava bbq sauce
that sounds damn good

>>20303542
>I grew up in the rural northeastern US, until a family friend who moved to NC brought some when he came to visit
Try leaving your little area of the world more often bud. There are all kinds of different bbq styles outside of what you’d typically get at chain restaurants. So a relative brought you bbq that was unlike what you had ever had before. Well, there are all kinds of different regional styles of cuisine out there that you would be just as enthusiastic about. Don’t wait for a relative to come to your door with this unfamiliar grub. Go out into the world and experience it for yourself.

>>20303293
you never had a burrito Oildale style?

>>20301263
philly cheese steak.

>>20305116
who doesn't like a good philly cheese steak? I've never had one in actual philly though, are they somehow worse?

>>20301263
Horseshoe - a central Illinois delicacy. Slices of toast, a meat (often burger, turkey, chicken, Buffalo chicken, or fish), fries, then smothered in cheese sauce. Breakfast varieties that substitute sausage gravy for cheese sauce and hash browns for fries are also popular.

>>20301319
That's just for people who wanna eat a lot of sushi without paying out the ass for it

>>20305603
wait a second that's kind of like the hot brown, what's the deal with flyovers making bastardizations of welsh rarebit

>>20305627
There's a lot of welsh people here

>>20305627
Um...the ingredients are generally cheap and the dish itself easy to make?

>>20305627
Probably because they were settled by the same fucking people, just in America they had way more meat so they put meat into everything
Is there a Hot Chicken in this thread?
In any case none of these are overrated
Nobody's mentioned croque madame, croque monsieur, and American-style Monte Carlo sandwiches
I've had these all over France and the US, and here's how they go:
>croques: cold and overcooked at the same time because it's been sitting on the counter under a fucking heat lamp for the past 2 hours
>american mc: why, why, why the fuck did you put syrup and fucking powdered sugar on this
Conceptually they're all good, but in reality they're just sandwiches people tolerate eating even if they're fucked up
Like pizza or fast food burgers, you just shrug and accept bad food sometimes

>>20305627
we call it a "Hot Carl" in caliwali

>>20301263
I think burritos and Mexican food is extremely overrated in the Americas. I liked Brazilian steak house. I think Mexican food is often cheapest ingredients repackaged as something great. Kind of shit though / slop. I prefer French, Greek, and Italian cooking to most American dishes.

>>20305116
i got a place by me that makes delicious fucking cheesesteaks, you must have had a shit one that was all bread or something

>>20305627
>what's the deal with flyovers making bastardizations of everything
tftfy

>>20305703
>I think Mexican food is often cheapest ingredients repackaged as something great.
This is a bad thing in what way? Or do you actually believe more money = more gooder

>>20305735
>This is a bad thing in what way?
>>20305735
>as something great.
you shouldn't be so defensive paco.

made st louis slinger today really impressed by how well all the ingredients came together you don't expect it and the raw white onions really balance it perfectly

>>20301263
i live in california and i've called these things super burritos my whole life. thats what they're titled on every menu "super burrito"
wtf is a mission burrito

>>20305913
It is referring to the mission district in SF. I've never called them mission burritos. I also get a super burrito. Carnitas.

>>20302167
Fuck you

>>20301487
original BBQ smacks the shit out of all the northerner imitations

>>20302113
I'm also from KY and never heard of them. must be an easterner or tourist thing

>>20305949
Jesus, I'm from Colorado and we have these
We also have the Brown Palace, tho

>>20302167
Counterpoint it tastes better when the gravy soaks into the battered steak.

>>20305644
Yeah agree Monte Cristo/Carlo doesn't need powdered sugar or syrup. I do like to dip them in some good cranberry jam though. Honestly it's pretty hard to fuck up a deep fried sandwich though, every one I've had has been at least good.

>>20306125
It has to be optional. When it's assigned, it's pretty fucking gay.

>>20301263
I know the man famous for the mission burrito
He is an old family friend very close to relatives
His burritos were for ease to enjoy in the city of San Francisco
His style of food is from Tijuana where he had his favorite places to eat
Chipotle copied everything about the giant burrito idea and made it about three quarters alright
Chipotle had good food before the immigration stormed the place
Since then is a better than nothing shithole no reason to go back ever should a real mexican joint be in the same area
La/Sd burritos are fine when its older folks who care about whatever they are cooking
Fuck off kids, go show up at amazon or some shit leave the cooking for grown folks
Hating burritos is wrong, the problem is you haven't found a place that is actually good
Once you find the place that works for you support it cause even though they last they dont last forever
Get tacos to try the filling then once that os done go for the burrito ask for all meat with salsa maybe melted cheese, later beans may be alright but never rice since it's filler and pointless
Then again unless you want to lose flavor while paying for the privilege

>>20306143
OK I used to live next to you, like a couple of blocks away
Which was the Marine that sprayed piss into my car?

Anything mexican is way overrated. Mexicant food is the worst shit you can eat but retarded Americunts rant and rave about this trash.

>>20301442

>>20302167

>>20302586

>>20302797
Jerks

>>20306185
Nah. I've been to 2 upscale, authentic Mexican resturants (not even close to the border) and they were both absolutely fantastic.
I can see you not liking them if you dislike limes and beans, but otherwise I completely disagree.

Welcome to the Bay Area; a shithole that pretends to have any significance when it really is just a liberal shithole full of feces, needles, crime, and gay nigger retards.

>>20306411
Yeah but it also has Razan's

>>20306411
Accurate. Bayniggers are recognized across California as the most self-important cunts, which really means something in this shithole of a state.

>>20306695
>>20306411
Projection much
Explain just how mad you must be
For shits and giggles
You know now that the bogus thread has been posted

>>20302797
If you do your BBQ with anything other than a vinegar based sauce you are fucking up tremendously.

>>20301263
Whats embarrassing is you thinking this highly of shitpotle

Its embarrassing that you think shitpotle originated anything in any way at all

Embarassing post, you should probably kill yourself

It's embarrassing seeing other Californians claim superiority to the rest of the country because of this online. It's good but not THAT good.

>>20304543
Dipshit you can buy pepperoni rolls in gas stations and grocery store delis in every fucking town in the USA. It isn't a fucking West Virginia specialty

>>20307177
functionally illiterate anon, I...
>>20307194
it's not the best but it's certainly the best value for the quality you can get at any chain. also the fries are great and if you disagree you're a tastelet

>>20301310
The OP is retarded, but he is kind of making a point - just not the one he thinks. You’ve never heard of mission burritos because they’ve been the default burrito in the US probably since before you were born, so people just think of them as “burritos”. They’re exactly what the OP said, which is the kind of burrito you can get at Chipotle. Before mission style, burritos were smaller, and only had a few ingredients. The mission style uses an oversized flour tortilla and packs in an entire plate of food with sauces and sides. OP isn’t really attacking anyone, because nobody thinks burritos are anything special. He probably just read some clickbait’s article about “the best mission burritos in the Bay Area” and assumed that people from the Bay Area don’t actually realize that mission burritos aren’t really a regional thing because he’s an idiot.

>>20308092
so what you're saying is the burrito is american cuisine

>>20308129
Sort of? It's a Catholic thing, they spread all over North America but one of the missions had to invent the mission burrito and it was probably in California

>>20308153
wtf i love the pope now? im baptizing all my friends and we're reclaiming the holy land?

Tastelets need not apply. And yes this pic is from my personal collection. You’re welcome ladyrinos. I’m
Ashamed it took this long before any of you idiots could handle the deed.

>>20308168
It's be a lot baseder if you did...
But the pope's not the pope, we don't believe that and we don't listen to that guy

>>20308129
>so what you're saying is the burrito is american cuisine
I'm saying the mission burrito is a distinctly American thing. Before that, burritos were basically slightly larger tacos that were rolled instead of folded. Think of it like Tex-Mex, except Cali-Mex. SD fish tacos are another example.
>>20308168
They're called "Mission" burritos because they became popularized in the Mission District of San Francisco. I would guess it was named the Mission District because it did have a missionary at some point in the past, but the burritos have nothing to do with Catholicism or the pope or whatever nonsense that other anon was spouting. And as far as popes go, the current one is actually kind of based.

>>20307194
Part of the greatness of these things isn't that they are the best burgers you'll ever have but that they are a very very good 8/10 burger for pennies and they somehow don't make you feel bad after you eat them

>>20308226
fuck you made me hungry, time to go wait in a half hour drive thru line. Also I prefer the fries non-animal style but it's a personal preference

>>20308092
>OP isn’t really attacking anyone, because nobody thinks burritos are anything special
no they do, see
>>20302586
>no bro you just got a mission burrito from the wrong place, you gotta wait in a line and get it from el fagolito trust me bro
can't tell you how many times I've heard this IRL as well, you haven't spent much time in the bay

>>20307271
You can buy Philly Cheesesteaks in any town across the USA does that mean Philly Cheesesteaks aren’t a Philadelphia regional food?

Pepperoni rolls originated in West Virginia, thus they are a West Virginia regional food. The best ones come from small bakeries like Country Club in Fairmont and Tomaro’s in Clarksburg, not from convenience or grocery stores.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepperoni_roll

>>20308257
No, he supports patently anti-Christian beliefs, and missions handed out food to people who were doing the Camino or other pilgrimages, including burritos

>>20308226
you need all of that bullshit to eat some french fries? Hard pass.

>>20308226
>baby's puke on frieds
>cheese is ok, but not necessary
>fried onions is just silly
>burger bun is cracking and looks dry as fuck
>meat patties look like they started as 1/4 lbs and then shrank to slider size.
>onion and lettuce look fine
>as do the tomatoes
>some sauce squirted on the bottom that has more water in it than flavor
>appears to be some pickles snuck in there and spreading its nasty pickle juice all over
>ketchup looks fine
>plastic wear is just silly
>napkin looks like you got it from the dispenser in the bathroom
No wonder this shit is so popular in commiefornia. you'd have to be on drugs to enjoy it.

>>20306565
If I lived anywhere near that place I would wrap the door handle with raw bacon on a daily basis.

>>20308976
and then you'd get thrown in prison for speaking your opinion.

>>20308333
20 years isn't enough? Remarkable how you came up with your retarded post from what I said. Incredibly stupid. You may want to learn how to read. It will make your life a lot easier.

I usually I recommend your mothers house. She gives her taco away free to anyone who asks.

>>20308999
I was referencing the other post you trips wasting dunce

>>20309029
Oh lol. My b.

it's the philly cheesteak for me. giant slivers of green bell peppers and thickly cut onions, flavorless and chewy steak, boring provolone. wtf is the point?

>>20308257
>And as far as popes go, the current one is actually kind of based.
faggot detected
i hope you die of anal prolapse

>>20309056
>giant slivers of green bell peppers
yeah if they go too heavy on the bell peppers it's annoying, I usually order without for that reason
>thickly cut onions
great if they're cooked well
>flavorless and chewy steak
skill issue, but yeah this is what makes or breaks the sandwich
>boring provolone
it's fine, the cheese isn't supposed to overpower the sandwich

>>20309056
philly cheesesteak is just steak shreds and cheese wiz, onions optional. Everything else is a variation. What you posted is the equivalent of trying a baked ziti pizza then declaring you don't like pizza.

>>20309073
The current pope is a giant fag and he is mean as hell
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3WySwhj2SwE

>>20301263
>it's literally just a Chipotle burrito
You can mock them all you want but before they came along people were eating literal poops

>>20309088
He was being assualt by ping pong

>>20307160
this except mustard based.

>>20304323
>>20304346
Lamb is the best

>cheese crisp
Not overrated. It only uses a flour tortilla, butter, and cheese, but the crunchiness makes it absolutely godlike. It's all about how it's cooked. The ultimate appetizer: no visit to a Sonoran Mexican restaurant is complete without one, especially if you dip it in the complementary hot salsa that every sit down Sonoran Mexican joint serves

>chimichanga
They're good but they are a little overrated. They feel way too decadent most of the time, like in a "you better not have eaten anything else today, fatso" way. You can also usually find a more spicy or meaty main dish, or something with a more interesting outer layer like a stuffed pepper. At the end of the day, it's basically a burrito. These actually are crazy popular outside Arizona and I'm puzzled as to why these took off but the cheese crisp didn't

Also
>Indian frybread
Really damn good, whether it's sweet or savory
>flying saucer
Pretty sure this is more of a California thing, but it's awesome when it's 2am and you're super crossfaded

>>20308976
As I recall like half the cooks there are Mexican, they'd take that bacon and make some awesome beans with it lol

>>20301263
Wet burritos in Grand Rapids
The whole satisfaction of a burrito is that you don't need to eat it with a fucking fork

Where's Tommy's ITT?

>>20310066
>ITT: Ovverrated regional dishes
>>cheese crisp
>Not overrated.
stopped reading, congrats on being retarded though!

>>20310076
making handheld foods so large/messy/unwieldy that it becomes impractical to eat by hands is one of the most retarded trends in this country's history. People who serve such things should be thrown in a loony bin and people who enjoy them are NPC tier at best.

>>20301263
The burritos have been around forever and are traditional.
They weren't invented by a restaurant chain.
Nice bait tho faggot.

>>20302727
>>20303542
You don't know very much about BBQ culture in the U.S. do you?

>>20310404
I figured someone would have an autism fit over that. I was not wrong

>>20310445
Mid 1800s, before then it was tacos

>>20302203
A submarine sandwhich is technically an open face sandwhich

>>20305644
The monte cristo is amazing when topped with fresh fruit jam. Maple syrup is good but Powdered sugar not good.

>>20309088
didnt have a nun on hand with a ruler to help her learn manners.

>>20311599
Hmmmm, I suppose, unless the bun is cut into a top and bottom, this is true. Good point

>>20309088
>a catholic clergyman is gay and is quick to slap people
You don't know anything about Catholics, do you? Fucking boys and hitting schoolchildren with rulers is like their whole thing.

>>20312003
True, but he doesn’t even try to hide it

>>20305686
well im from Caliwali ive never heard of a "Hot Carl"

>>20312014
It's not a secret, and he's the king of the Catholics. He's one of the most powerful people in the world.

>>20302167
>Chicken fried steak is overrated. It doesn't taste that good. Combining the steak texture with the crust texture doesn't work. And you always either get dry steak or soggy crust, sometimes both.

Holy shit this, finally someone has said what I've felt all these years. I give it chance after chance, each time I order it I keep expecting this to be the time I finally get won over. I love steak, I like fried chicken, so what's not to love? Well every fucking time I order it, it doesn't matter what restaurant I go to, it always sucks. The breading doesn't stick to the steak and rips off by the motion of your knife cutting the steak. The steak itself is always paper thin because they're pounded to them more tender, but it's always chewy and hard to cut anyways. I get it, you can't just pan fry a breaded thick ass ribeye because there won't be any crust on the meat itself, but each time I get some shitty sirloin that's been pounded up the asshole, it sucks.

That being said, I'm a God damn 30 year old man and even now I'm still willing to give it another try. If I could just find the perfect restaurant that does it perfectly, I'd be converted without a question. I used to think it's a regional thing because I lived in the Midwest, so maybe it's just chefs here can't cook it, it's a southern thing. Well I moved to the south a few years ago, specifically Texas, and each restaurant/diner I've been to and tried it at sucks. It always sucks. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you boys.

>>20312241
>Well every fucking time I order it, it doesn't matter what restaurant I go to, it always sucks.
Why the fuck do you keep ordering it then? You know it’s going to suck but you order it again like maybe it would be different in a different restaurant. Can’t you find something else on the menu?

>>20301424
i was taught fries in burritos is a san diego thing and san francisco/mission burrits are just famous for being good and (formerly) cheap

my regional food is:
>sweet corn (not overrated if you get a good batch)
>sloppy joes (rated poorly, which is correct)
>breaded pork tenderloin (can be good, often comically large)
>turkey and stuffing sandwich (better than it sounds)
>Carmichael (oblong hamburger with spiced ground pork in the hamburger mix) they're good, especially with the homemade mustard
>breakfast pizza from a gas station- overrated unless hungover

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>>20312050
He's not the real pope

>>20302586
that area around sebastopol is beautiful. there's one park with redwoods that is just stupidly gorgeous. macgregor woods?

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nigger

>>20312432
based massreplier

>>20307194
its what you get for the price
>2016
>going to in-n-out after working swing shift at a hospital
>$2.90 for a double double, no onions, ketchup instead of spread
take me back

>>20312423
Muir woods, maybe? I'm closer to bodega/tamales bay.

I don't think the beauty of my area and property will ever get old. I'm not by the redwood forests, but the wide open spaces, and rolling hills with old barns and cows definitely has its own charm. It's extremely difficult to do any sort of building in sonoma county, but the plus side of that is it will probably always remain pretty and rural/ag use only.