/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20300706
ron desntism

too many golf courses

>>20300706
You won't come say that to our face. This is the Free State Of Florida, best place in America and therefore the world.

palm trees get on my nerves

>>20300719
I'd say it to your stupid face. In Florida.
Florida are all gay ass faggot niggers

>>20300736
3 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the ground, you hitting the back of an ambulance.

>>20300706
Meth.

>>20300706
A lack of seasons makes people nuts.

>>20300736
Come on, then, honky lips. Update the post when you're in the area. I'll come kiss your little pecker until there's nothing left.

>>20300965
>high of 53
>dress in layers
Laughs in northern Minnesotan. At 53in January, my sons would be out in shorts and a T shirt.

>>20301042
wow that's so hardcore. it's cold where you live? what's that like? you even wear shorts when it's cold? that's really impressive.

>>20301042
High of 53 means 30s in the morning and after sunset. You're a shitty dad if you're sending the kids out in such gear in said temps.

>>20300706
I thought Boiled Peanuts were Georgia.

>>20301042
53 is get out and work on the garden weather.

>>20301056
Pretty sure they're currency in east Tennessee.

If you have a problem with these, better not come to Alabama then.

>>20300706
Oh, look, another boiled peanuts post. It's been nearly a week.

>>20301671
>too many boiled boffadee's nuts posts
Yeah, but they're less ubiquitous than McDog's horseshit and we get to make fun of hicks.

Pic is not related

>>20301045
They're 17 and 19, dickhead. I don't dress them.
>>20301061
Yes indeed.

>>20301726
This is England.
I remember this, a few people were upset at the linkage.kek

>>20300706
Boiled peanuts are God's gift to mankind OP you don't know what you're talking about.

>>20301761
>England
Yes, I can tell by the street signs and favourite
>Pic is not related

>>20301042
I bet they'd melt when its 120 out in ny hell hole of a state.

I live in NYC but drove to the south and bought boiled peanuts in a Mississippi gas station and opened it up and tried one and spit it out and two rednecks sitting outside the gas station and one said "hehehehe city boy don't like our peanuts" and the other said "yup" and spit at my feet..

>>20300706
>What the fuck is wrong with Florida?
Ugh this. So much htis. I'd give you gold if I could afford it.

>>20301804
>melt at 120
NTA, but also Minnesotan. When the kids were young, we went to Di*neyHell. Met some old friends who now live in Georgia. Obligatory group photo in front of the surveillance tower -- uh, castle -- shows two smiling, happy Georgians, four happy kids, and two sweaty AF Minnesotans.

Thanks for reading my blog post.

>>20301810
Is that when you shot the clerk?

>>20301039
You live in the absolute bowels of Florida, I would rather live in the panhandle than the beaner filled swamp between orlando and jacksonville.

>>20301856
looks like it's between Gainesville and Ocala, neither of which are beaner filled shitholes

>>20300706
thought most people associate it with georgia
also, tip: put one shell and all in your mouth, suck the juices off, pop it open with your tongue, eat the peanuts, then spit the shells out. Best way to eat it. I want some right now.

I live in Florida

>>20300706
boiled peanuts are a southern thing, Florida is not the south

come at me faggot

>>20301810
you can only eat them fresh off the side of the road from a sketchy cart.
Premade ones are nasty as fuck

>>20301932
>The south? You mean the southeast?
>Stop grouping the similar people together, they're not a thing!
>Stop it! THE SOUTH ISN'T REAL
>NOOOOO FLORIDA/TEXAS/LOUISIANA/KENTUCKY/MARYLAND/DELAWARE/WEST VIRGINIA/VIRGINA/OKLAHOMA/ARKANSAS/MISSOURRI AREN'T SOUTHERN!!!! ONLY THESE COUPLE STATES ARE SOUTHERN
>BUT THEY'RE THE SOUTHEAST NOT SOUTHERN
>DO I NEED TO BRING BACK UNCLE SHERMAN????
>HAHA DUMB SOUTHERNERS

>>20301873
shits changed a lot in the last few years

>>20301929
>>20301933
SERIOUSLY?
If this was posted as Bong food, you would all be moaning about how bland, tasteless and third world poverty it is "British Food" etc.
but we eat the same.

>>20301948
it has nothing to do with geography, its a cultural divide

>>20301979
90% of florida is indistinguishable from georgia or alabama
the 10% that is distinguishable is split into 2 groups:
>islanders
>snowbirds

>>20301042
that's nothing i live on mars and consistently go out in just shorts when it's -75 centigrade

>>20301984
you're tripping! just look at the difference in governments.
you gotta be way up in the panhandle to come across those Alabama types

>>20302008
>just look at the difference in governments.
You mean that all of them are run by neocons...?

>>20301856
I certainly do not, you god damn dumb son of a bitch. All my neighbors are white and we are at a very nice elevation here. Not schwampy at all. Many spring fed lakes and slight hillage.

>>20300706
Sherman should have kept going until he hit water. Burn it all down.

>>20300706
boiled peanuts are based and OP is a faggot as usual.

>>20302226
>I wish you southerners lost the war!
>we did lose the war
>I wish... I wish we killed millions of you!!!
>you did
>I wish your women were raped and homes burned down
>you did that
>I WISH SHERMAN MARCHED TO THE SEA
>He did????
I don't know how yankees are so butthurt about southerners to this day

>>20302245
They know it took over double the number of soldiers to win

>>20302063
new conservatives?

>>20302778
Around my swamp we call em Zionist infiltrators. Conservative polytician my ass.

>>20300741
You couldn’t hit me on account of all the bath salts eating away at your medulla oblongata, you’d swing on a five year old you thought was me and then end up in jail again
Florida is a fucking cesspool and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for trying so hard to survive

>>20300706
It's concentrate america and you guys never got around to adding the water in.

>>20300706

Ahhh, tampon soup, what a Florida classic

>>20300719
You are the shriveled, diseased, vestigial organ of a state that needs to be excised
along with California

>>20300741
>>20301039
Oooh, look at these bad ass internet tough guys from fucking florida of all places. I'll come down to florida and say all of that to your stupid fat faces.
Florida is a shithole for dumb inbred faggots like you.

>know guy who works at the gas station
>always lets me take a cup of cajun boiled peanuts
i'll get some in a couple hours before work

>>20300741
Fuck you, Shoresy!

>>20303712
I wouldn't. Let's hope he's the only one not on bath salts.

>>20301056
Yeah as an eternal floridian, I only see boiled peanuts either when I leave the state, or maybe those roadside stands in rural north Florida

>>20303712
I'll sic my reptile army on you, boy you can't even IMAGINE the pain coming your way

>>20302245
because they had to take all of the freedpeople who werent ambitious enough to fight for their citizenship and live off the land

>>20300719
bait aside I'd visit Nigeria before I ever set foot in Florida

>>20302250
>the side with more resources won
apparently this is a revelation to the room temperature IQ southoid

>>20300719
Don't tell people it's good. I'm tired of people moving here. My home value shot up, from 200k to 800k, but it's way too crowded now.

>>20303790
>because they had to take all of the freedpeople who werent ambitious enough to fight for their citizenship and live off the land

some slaves didn't have it that bad and had no reason to go die horribly in a war that was going to be won in their favor regardless. the troops on both sides had lives much worse than slaves.

>>20302000
Trips of truth

>>20303783
They are in like every gas station and grocery store. What are you on about?
>>20304032
Sounds like you've never been to Florida and bought into too many memes
>>20304085
It is a real fuck off we're full scenario now for sure

>>20304097
I live in Pennsylvania and half the people my workplace hires are from Florida. They're the dumbest people Ive ever met and all they do is talk about Florida but they literally just moved to the opposite side of the country for a relatively shitty job. I can't even begin to understand their thought process.

I'll stay in Pennsylvania. I just wish Florida people would stay in Florida.

>>20300741
you hitting the crack pipe
your pants hitting the floor
everybody hit the dinosaur

>>20304112
>half the hires are from Florida
>they are the dumbest people I've met
No shit, anon. Because you'd have to be fucking retarded to leave FL for PA. We aren't sending our best. As we keep our best here at home. Enjoy your fucking retards, faggot.

>>20304112
The more people that leave Florida the better. Unless my house jumps to 1.2 mill so I can sell it for a clean million. If not I would rather it be less crowded.

>>20301056
came into this thread just to say this. I thought it was a general southern thing; Florida isn't really part of "The South" due to all the cubans/other spanish speakers and new york retirees who live near the big cities.

>>20304112
>Florida
>Pennsylvania
>the other side of the country
Anon, they are on the same side of the country. California is on the other side of the country. I think you might just be another moron that works at the idiot factory with these people

>>20301960
he's eating corned beef which is something people in the US eat during march before St. Patrick's Day (mar h 17th) which is basically Irish Catholic pride day/everyone gets drunk day.

>Florida's mere existence continues to generate unmeasurable levels of seethe from Northcucks
Half the posters ITT are saltier than a boiled peanut.

>>20304204
I’m in a neighboring state, have family that lives in both the panhandle and south on the eastern seaboard, travel to central for work on a regular basis, and I can say with the utmost confidence after having seen everything that Florida has to offer it is an absolute shithole outside of a handful of places

>>20304226
Yeah, but it's super aggravating that people are still moving here en mass. It's good for property values but it's crazy we have such expensive real estate.

>>20300965
F is most retarded temp measuring unit

>>20300706
>Freest state in the freest country in the world
>Great weather 8 months out of the year
>Flat and amazing; Spaceships launched there
>Everyone wants to live there, even if they say they don't
>Great food despite having not much native cuisine
Stay mad, boiled peanuts are amazing

>>20301945
To reliably get the good ones, you have to get them at the county fair in the south or grow them yourself. The roadside shitties *can* be good, but they often don't source the large grade of green peanuts. They just order them by the bushel and those get the fat ones graded out.

>>20300706
>live in NNY
>you can buy these fucking things canned in walmart
Tried these and they're...not horrible? Salty as hell because they're saturated with it instead of just coated.

Florida's not the only state that boils peanuts, that's a southern thing, and they're good.

>>20305099
>>Everyone wants to live there, even if they say they don't
nah, only browns do. seasons are for white people. it's where we evolved

>>20305128
Canned sucks, but it's probably the best option where you are. I highly suggest looking up real cajun boiled peanut recipes and make them yourself.

>>20305136
You're not wrong about white people adapting in places with 4 distinct seasons, but Florida is still mostly outside the tropics. Miami and the Keys will turn anyone into a savage brownoid there really is nothing in the rest of the state that would result in any undesirable adaptations. Besides, the things that made white people white are not things anyone would choose and are arguably mad-adaptive in a modern global context. It makes people into cucks.

>>20305134
Florida is not southern.

>>20300706
>Florida
Drugs. Gators. Gators on Drugs. Drugs on Gators.

>>20305042
>Fahrenheit bad
0K=dead
100K=dead

0C=fairly cold
100C=dead

0F=really cold
100F=really hot

But yeah, Fahrenheit is dumb.

>>20305285
you don't have a leg to stand on for this one, shart. celsius is objectively superior. stop trying to defend a retarded system just because you grew up with it

>>20305349
If Americans are such dumb "sharts", why is literally your entire modern life invented by Americans? How is it that you've come to be utterly emasculated and dominated by such backwards, "strange" people whose culture you can't stop consuming and innovations and inventions you can't stop adopting?

>>20305396
>can't argue the point
>resorts to "YEAH WELL AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA"
sharts are more predictable than my morning shit lmao. anyway i accept your concession

>>20305396
>Colossal faggotry: the post.
I'm not any part of the conversation so far, I just thought I'd drop in to say you're a cock hungry whore

>>20305396
>>20305463
btw both of the scientists that invented the fahrenheit and celsius scales were european. you would have known that if you didn't have an american education.

>>20305463
Why should any American debate you or care what you think, worldoid? You are irrelevant.

>>20305473
>what does modern mean?
All the Americans currently embarrassing and enraging you with their utter superiority and freedom are also of European stock. What's your point? You're not them. You're the "rubbish" stay-behinds who didn't have sense enough to leave (and you can't get over it).

>>20305396

>>20305487
take the L gracefully and move on shart. you got thoroughly BTFO

>>20305514
America doesn't do anything "gracefully". We utterly dominate the world and shock & awe you. It's why you're on a site invented by Americans using American slang to try and "own" an American and not the other way around.

>>20301042
gb2r

>>20305529
i could hear the tears drop onto your keyboard as you typed "B-BUT AMERICA GREAT..." like a broken record for the 3rd straight post

>>20304112
>I'll stay in Pennsylvania
lol

>>20301045
you don't know midwesterners. i worked a gig in north dakota for 6 months and people were just wearing hoodies and jeans in -4 degree winter

>>20305463
He won.

>>20305600
You even think in our language lmao

Your whole world was created by America

Worship at our altar

>>20307132
my neighbors are 8 miles away

>>20307138
I wasn't born in Florida. I'm from the mountains. I know Midwesterns. They suck. When "winter" comes to FL, I'm fine. Don't send your non acclimated kids out in cold weather without proper gear no matter where you live.

>>20305042
it really isn't, metric is a product of the French revolution and should be ignored unless you're a damn commie.

>>20300732
imagine disliking palm trees

>>20301726
don't knock it until you've tried it

>>20307241
That's because you live in Centralia, PA and refuse to leave and a portal to Hell is literally opening under your feet. PA is cursed.

>>20301042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oOlAGKBXnA

in SC literally ever gas station has boiled peanuts self serve tubs except for the 7-elevens and circle-ks
it must only be for show though, everyone knows you only get boiled peanuts on the side of the road from random hicks cooking 'em in huge pots on cheap propane burners

>>20305168
Florida is literally southern. Most of Florida practices some form of southern culture, and Floribama is a place we refer to, which is the panhandle. People in the panhandle literally go back and forth between Bama and Florida every day to work or hang out or even get rid of trash because it's closer to drive 10mins through Bama than the nearest Florida dump. But that's all just to be good faith, which I shouldn't be, so in bad faith: This cock's southern enough to fit in your ass.

>>20307298
>PA is cursed.
That would explain much about what I've heard of the state govt.

>>20301042
Go make a post about it on Facebook, cunt. No one cares.

>>20301932
Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois are NOT in the Midwest.

>>20308874
They are, dumbfuck. Google it

>>20308899
No, they are not and no "map" from google will convince me. You're not the first to try.

>>20308908
The autism is strong here.

>>20308914
says the guy arguing on the internet about geography.

>>20308874
Where the fuck are they then

>>20308940
mid-east
they're the extra-medium of the continental united states

>>20308940
shitty-ass rust belt, a name fitting for the residents of those shitholes.

>>20301044
I unironically say this at least once every winter.

>>20300706
the inhabitants

>>20308930
It's not even an argument. These are established facts

>>20309010
Wrong. These is nothing WEST about them, thus, they are not west. I don't care if some roastie coastie makes the usual "durrr they are west of us and that's how it was 200 years ago!" bullshit.

>>20305600
>>20307169
You just know this european is still seething about this

>>20301042
bot post
>verification not required

>>20309016
Ok, super great anon, why don't you go ahead and get all the regions changed to your liking

>>20309235
i already have

>>20301825
Lol. Thats not even that bad I imagine. I don't mind cold up to like 40f but id probably die in Minnesota. Would I be okay with just a ton of layers?

>>20301056
I first saw them in convenience stores in North Carolina. Then I saw them in Georgia, Tennessee, etc. Thought it was just a generally Southern thing.

>>20300719
You're our Australia which may or may not be a good thing.

>>20309569
Just wear some long johns/thermal undies and some fleece lined pants if it's truly cold out, got a surplus airforce jacket that keeps me cozy with one or two layers down to 5F.
sometime's its just the quality of wear instead of 3 layers of mediocre clothing. you'll find that your ears, nose and hands will be frozen more than anything.

>>20301056
Krauts do this all the time.

>>20309036
you can stop replying to yourself

>>20307169
>so completely browbeaten and buckbroken he can only repeat the same thing over and over
this must be what it's like to watch people who underwent extreme trauma

>>20300719
dog you're either the first or second most hated state in the union

>>20301984
no there's a baleful aura that is detected immediately upon crossing the state lines

>>20305285
>>20305042
Why so angry man?
Fahrenheit is a system made for actual human use. 0 is very cold, 100 is very hot.

>>20311676
So that's why everyone moves here in record numbers. Everyone hates California and NY. And any state with a bunch of blue hubs. It's all going to shit and people are leaving out of hate or fear. They're coming to Florida, Texas, and other based states. Get fucked, commie homo. You all had your chance and blew it.

>>20301042
Not sure if I should comment on why kids need more when the high is 50, or that someone from Minnesota is bragging about 50 degrees

>>20304160
>Florida isn't really part of "The South"
yes it fucking is, retard. just because dade and broward have a bunch of spics and nyers in concentrated areas doesnt mean the entirety of the state isn't the south. hell, 3/4 of both of those counties are rural. both counties are filled with farms and have rednecks and big trucks, have rodeos, bbq places everywhere etc. there's no difference between rural fl and rural ga or al.

fucking stupid faggots saying stupid ass shit like that.

>>20308958
Seethe

>>20304170
St. Patrick was an Anglo

>>20305042
Metric was invented by seething French revolutionaries. Hence, the Metric system is communist.

>>20313046
If somebody asked me to make numbers gay, i'd just reference the metric system

>>20313046
>welsh are anglos
seethe harder, nigel

>>20300706
it's unbearably hot, which makes people crazy, which contributes to the crime, that increases stress also

in short, it's so fucking hot it makes people agitated, which makes them crazy

>>20300741
then i'll hit that bank account, so technically 4

>>20312831
Call CPS if you're that worried, bitch.

Sue your municipality for letting you drink out of a garden hose, which is why you now, or soon, will have cancer.

Pro-tip: if they require you to maintain a lawn, you can sue

>>20312831
sue your plumber for the cleaner and glue he used on the pvc, have you smelt that shit? cancer-city

>>20312831
>>20313159
ps, you drink out of that every day, what do those chemicals make after 20 years, what do they break down into? are they carcinogenic? imagine all the mundane retarded shit people blog about that's "carcinogenic" but they neglect the fact that they're drinking out of the most toxic, cancer-causing, manmade shit on earth

let's not make a new connection between microplastics being prevalent in the body and encironment, cancer, and solvents, that would fuck up everything

>>20313145
the humidity kills me. lived in santa fe for a little while, dry heat is fine, but florida fuck you why would people choose to stay here

>>20313169
*environment

holy shit I just found out when you leave the tab, the timer pauses

>>20313171
In my experience, hearing stories from my family, who are not my blood relatives, it was better than being killed by castro

>>20313158
>Pro-tip: if they require you to maintain a lawn, you can sue
HOAs can put a lien on your house if you don't abide

>>20313202
>who are not my blood relatives
then they are not family anon. that's what family is: people you're related to by blood.

>>20313202
Male prostitutes are not your family.

>>20307169
>English
>Language created and spoken in England
>Whole world was created by ameritards
Is lobotomy requirement for moving to Florida, or does state provide it for residents?