/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>it's time for the same 10 webms as every thread

very pog

>>20286533
>fat hands
every time

>>20286533
The herbs makes it three though.

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>>20286549
there is no way this is a healthy diet..

>>20286549
>>20286553
Aw yeah, look at all that good fatty, oily, greasy food! Keto (and bacon) is the best - I fucking LOVE health!

>>20286852
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>>20286833
>raise daughter that inevitably turns into a fucking whore
or
>raise son that inevitably turns into a fucking retard fag

>>20286852
the closest thing to technical skill in this thread

>>20286833
why is the camera shaking so much

ITT: unimaginative fatties

>>20286892
he's scared of the hot oil :,(

>>20286594
to me there's something disgusting about fat hands with manicured nails, and I think it's just because every video like this has conditioned me, they're always bad and revolting

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>>20286618
Hey I got kicked again can you send an invite to the discord

>>20286533
>three ingredients

>>20286975
hey alice! sorry about that :^) here you go: CmAz4z5n

>>20286856
i’m genuinely glad this person is likely to have killed themseves

>>20286874
how is this not mega insulting to a real woman

>>20286879
>twink
literally a 13 year old

>>20286845
>fat is unhealthy
The 90s called, they're running out of you.

>>20286536
Healthy keto snack!

>>20286866
Shouldn't a trans pancake be something like French toast turned into a sad mockery of a pancake?

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>>20286541
>No beans or any veggies of any kind
>Not even some beef, ground or otherwise
>Just. Fucking. Cheese.
May as well call it the cheese diet, cause that's all people seem to eat when they say they're on "keto"

>>20286860
I almost gagged at the closeup shot of the nose ring.

>>20287904
wouldn't the eggs from a tiger be a lot bigger?

>>20286892
too much estrogen

>>20286856
femboy parkinsons edition

>>20286874
My wife and i were laughing at videos of this dude getting called sir by the wait staff and getting incredibly butthurt to the point of calling the manager

>>20288054
link to video

>>20287063
>CmAz4z5n
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCZI7fZJlgE

>>20286612
What the fuck are they eating, clay?

>>20286885
I'd fuck her (his) ass.

>>20288127
have some transmilk while you're at it

>>20287904
wow overcooked eggs

>>20288141
No need to tell me twice.

Webm thread, not tiktok faggots from yesterday thread

>>20287904
Is that a can of sprite?

>>20286612
What the fuck is dripping off the clay tray all over the floor?

>>20286626
Oreos are vegan. All diets have junk foods.

>>20286560
gayest man ive ever seen

>>20286533
whats wrong with her hands?

>>20286885
Why is her nose bridge like that? Looks like the way the noses are on the elves in Dragon Age 2.

>>20286833
Asian here. Idiot can't even put the potsticker down on the pan the correct side DOWN to get the char/browning.

>>20287904

>>20286833
>>20288708
Also, pot stickers are supposed to be steamed in a bit of water first before being pan fried. Why the fuck can't this person do anything right? I'm sure the instructions would be printed on the bag too if store-bought.

>>20288349
>Oreos are vegan

One of the biggest food memes. Idiots don't know that sugar is filtered thru bone char

>>20286533
>fat girl snacks

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>>20286536
I know baked cheese is a thing, but like, I dunnno..

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>>20286566
imagine running your hands over the face of a savage walmart native who eats like this and popping all the acne like bubble wrap

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>>20288108
my guess is Kulfi, but i will never understand why some of them take pride in eating like that

>>20289261
Based black.

>>20286612
the entire existence of indians is meme

Why is this website so obsessed with trannys. Stop posting trannys. It's gross

>>20289288
>brand food
>low income
indeed

>>20287101
Do you feel insulted whenever you see a muscle woman wearing pants?

>>20288724
I wonder if he actually went to Cornell

>>20288059
Not that anon, but here. Now rate this pork loin I made one time.
https://youtu.be/lX-1jwGgGsM?si=KBIv7217srvhJ5eE

>>20286626
It's the healthiest option available if you don't want to (and should not) eat the POISON that are carbs

>>20289329
wife material

>>20289393
Are potatoes ok?

>>20287941
tigers don't lay eggs retard they're not dogs

>>20289422
traditionally home cooked dirt

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>>20286566
These aren't recipes. They are cope. Stop spamming this keto trash every thread.

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>>20286852
Ive always said, if you need a flag for an ideology, its a bad ideology. (As evidenced by them putting their flag everywhere)

>>20286618
>zippertits

>>20287904
Looks like chicken eggs to me

>>20287904
Being a chinese housewife before the invention of non-stick pans must've been hell on earth

>>20286833
>pov
>Am... am I the boywife?

>>20289442
That's both satanic AND pajeet-levels of unhygienic

>>20289353
pants are unisex retard
all men's clothes can fit women but that doesn't apply in reverse

>>20289295
How does one get like this?

>>20287904
Where is the “water from Mississippi River” meme from? One of my favourite Vietnamese TikTok’s she says it all the time too but doesn’t explain

>>20288724
Honestly looks a millions times better than all the retarded keto recipes

>>20289437
I'm going to post some more to spite you

>>20286896
This. Especially after the last few videos

>>20290043
You aren't spiting anyone but yourself. Nobody eats like this unless they are fat

>>20289320
woman on woman femdom is hot

>>20286936
Kek. I was laughing about this the other day when I went to take a dump

>>20289295
who the fuck puts an empty water bottle in the sink?

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>>20286533
>wahman discovers meat and dairy

>>20290055
This nigga never heard of cauliflower cheese?

>>20286843
you wouldnt add a carbonated liquid to the shaker before shaking

>>20290149
blessed dump poster

>>20290149
>thinking about grindr while shitting
Fag

>>20290173
This deeply disturbs me every time I see it

>>20286622
>delicious flat chicken breast

>>20290173
Elon Ma is such a gentleman

>>20288722
That's not chugging

>>20288352
Well step away from the mirror

>>20289266
>syrup water
jesus christ

>>20286533
>see hands
>"it's gonna be burger being burger shit"
>turns out it's true
Every fucking time

>>20290173
This is pretty genius because it's straddling the line between the original girl's charisma and Elon's complete and utter lack of social skills and your brain can not reconcile the two. It's like that optic illusion with the rotating window and the pen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXZgJ2XJH0E

>>20289288
what really gets me about this is that for half the money they spent on all this processed crap, they could have cooked a whole chicken, some potatoes, and green beans

>>20289302
ngl this could be kinda good

>>20286626
this would be called "dirty keto". you can find unhealthy foods that fit any diet criteria

>>20286566
Drier than a fucking popcorn fart, and also a waste of dubs.

>>20286536
anyone got any more one step recipes?

>>20290580
I call bullshit
There is not enough heat there for that

>>20290052
Quiche

>>20289386
looks good. what spices and temp?

>>20290580
needs more eggs

>>20290500
Those barely qualify as sandwiches let alone a fucking burger. Christ you people are morons.

>>20289434
Why did the pizza tray turn on its own?

>>20287904
>Water from mississippi river

Is this a meme or something

>>20291854
>he doesn't know about the power of water

>>20289258
im pretty sure the chinese giant salamander is a protected species, critically endangered infact, how did this woman get away with eating it?

>>20291896
I believe they have farms for them now. She probably bought one live and just did a skit or something

Stop replying to the faggots that spam the same shit webms every thread. Stop mentioning them. Stop engaging with them in any way.
Until you, all of you, understand this, they'll keep doing it. You're the entire reason they keep doing it.

>>20289252
I could feel my cholesterol skyrocketing from watching this, what the fuck

>>20289408
I can't tell if her going cross eyed is part of the show or because she's asian

>>20292611
Shit mom be rich fr fr straight bussin

>>20288724
Undeniable freshness
Who can say anything against that

>>20286858
Not like you’d matter retard

Legit if nearly 95% of the videos posted here piss you off and you think Jews run anything why the fuck haven’t you gone postal or shoot a bath mitz vah or go on a mass Jew killing spree or are like all of you sub 25 year olds with no firearms experience and all think you know something because someone else told you to hate someone ?

>>20292765
Spot culling has long been proven as an ineffective form of population control, beause the survivors continue to mate and reproduce. It's far more effective to sterilize a portion the population to make the act of mating non-productive and thereby inhibit the rate of reproduction.

>>20290283
yes I would, but that's because I don't know what I'm doing

>>20291892
Do New Kekers really believe their tap water is what makes their pizza iconic?

>>20289691
how does he get out?

>>20289437
this is cope from a cheeseless retard absolutely dying for cheese

>>20289266
fat braindead broads love a treble clef tattoo

>>20288724
>Absolutely fresh meat.
>Kills the animal quickly.
>It's not twitching while you eat it.
Best. Asian. Cuisine.

>>20288150
I don't think I've seen this gif for like 7 years

>>20291776
The heat of the pizza disturbs the air and causes currents.

>>20286879
>no closeup on the food
>terrible lighting
don't think it was very good

fyi there are usually /ck/ threads going on on /wsg/ and they aren't gigantic piles of shit like this one is.

>>20290580
The heat of the eggs cooks the rice

>>20292264
/ck/ is a shitposting board m8

>>20290173
Not funny

>>20293260
Thanks anon, guess I know where to go next.

>>20290531
>>20290580
eggposters rule /ck/

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>>20293260
forgot that board even existed

>>20289264
AYO CUH Y DEY B CLOSIN ALL DA WALMARTZ IN OUR HOOD N SHIT??? HOW DEY GON CLOSE OUR WALMART BUT NOT WHYT BOI TIMMYZ?

>>20286892
parkinsons

>>20286533
I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost. A bait, if you will. A ruse.

>>20293700
You've been deliberately agitated.

>>20286874
>Iam a transgender
>food critic

>>20289422
I can get eating sand, but what the fuck is that utensil?

>>20289443
agreed
>lgbtq
>white pride
>countries
>cities
>states
>schools
>all pushing an ideology all bad
you're a retard and a faggot kill yourself lulz

>>20286856
I gagged unironically

>>20289261
when niggers apply their internal rage and barbarism towards the right causes, they can be heroes just like white people

>>20289714
Drinking alcohol.

>>20289327
Me getting chased by my stalker in the background.

>>20293260
tell jap moot to allow sound on board, just permaban screamer posters / the file like they do with DMCA

>>20286541
>keto
>serve with tortilla chips (carbs) or veggies (carbs)
Do ameridiabetes?

>a selection of keto memes
>the same fag/troon and "tradwife(ironic)" videos spammed in the past few threads
These threads were better when they were a trillion variants of the egg fort.

>>20293915
What exact ideology a city flag pushes?

>>20294725
There are keto chips that are mostly protein/fiber and low carb vegetables.

>>20289266
Thankfully the lead those cups leech into the drink will kill all these dumb cunts.

>>20291892
>>20293521
You now know exactly what it looks like when Jack sniffs his wife's puss and goes in for a lick.
Nightmare fuel.

>>20294962
>What exact ideology a city flag pushes?
being in the city is good (its not)

Los Angeles flag literally is
> here are the best olive trees (green), orange groves (gold) and vineyards (red)
now is this true or do "THEY" (big Olive Oil) want you to think that

>>20288717
Why did she do this
I get that it's hot but typically you can't get food service people to do this

>>20295053
its a yandere cafe where the gimmick is the waitresses are bitches

>>20289295
i used to drink half of a 1.75L a day at my worst, i never had to do anything as obtuse as this. the hangovers sucked but i never felt like i'd die if i waited until after work to drink.

>>20295079
Oh, so it was fake?

>>20294791
I miss jackposting

>>20291892
LMAO these fat fucks are so full of shit

>>20291892
he sniffs those pizza the same way i sniff dick and balls

>>20288722
hey the phone timer kept going during the cut, that proves she was actually drinking it!

>>20286936
THATS NOT A FUCKING BOSTON GRINDAH. FUCK YOU. WE CALL EM SUBS IN BOSTON AND WE DONT MAKE EM SO FANCY. STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND FROM THREAD TO THREAD! AHHHHH

>>20295439
Shes a competitive eater, Kayla eatskilos on youtube

>>20289303
that dysgenic abomination is not a tomboy.

>>20295452
what is a tomboy anon then

>>20295454
A mystery to you as they don't whore themselves out on the internet.

>>20295445
like I give a shit.

>>20286533
woah
i unironically did this all the time
i made bagels with cream cheese and added crunchy pepperoni by just throwing them in the microwave.
i thought i was the only one

>>20286533
You need to change your life way more.

>>20289261
Based, fuck processed food

>>20295637
Imagine bragging about those shitty donuts Jesus Christ

>>20286838
Secret ingredient.....that was his cum right ? >:(

>>20295637
>wedding ring
ruined

>>20288727
Don't tell me this is a real ad ??

>>20289313
>>20290753
>poors don't know how to save money

No shit retards

>>20295790
now he is a zaddy having an affair with your bussy

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>>20286566
Is your point that fairly normal ingredients somehow become poison if you heat them in a certain way?
Like, >>20286553 is just a regular turkey sandwich minus one ingredient. What's your point?

>>20293087
why does he need to get out?

>>20295825
I'm God-fearing, miss me with that shit.

>>20295790
Married men fall just below rape on the list of female fetishes.

>>20294962
Love for your community. It's anti-individual which is the ultimate evil.

>>20293521
Why do Americans do this? I've seen many webms of Americans doing eating vids where they stick out their tongue so vulgarly when they take a bite

>>20292846
I wish I had a wife...

>>20289264
>Eating off the floor of a Walmart
Why though? I don't understand black culture

>>20295890
Married men are so hot.

>>20286533
someone PLEASE post the car shifters

>>20286618
this bitch is STILL mashing potatoes? I wouldn't be surprised if her tits grow back while she's mashing those ad infinitum

>>20289443
Ideological flags are just a natural result of societies retreat from nationalism. People don't fight for their country anymore, they fight for lgbt/alt right/blm/etc. And future societies will be built on those lines

>>20289298
>scoop, bite, shake shake shake, repeat
that's so fucking annoying

also, how are these smelly fags all overweight from eating minuscule amounts of rice and some faggy spices?

>>20296006
There is a lot of butter and cream in curry sauce

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>>20286852
What a fun thing to drink before killing yourself.

>>20289256
Quick way to lose your liquor license.

>>20296014
Its mexico mange they dont give a fuck

>>20289353
You mean when anon sees your mom?

>>20295936
No, not every American. But I have seen a lot of fat pieces of shit eat this way in America. Some not even born in the US.

>>20296025
Good Morning Sar

>>20286557
would

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>>20295988
married men are the opposite of hot. monogamy is hot, cheating and poly not.

>>20290173
hilarious

>>20295430
Jollybees commercial

>>20292765
>because someone else told you to hate someone ?
Nobody needed to tell me to hate them, it's been a universal trait of every civilization that has encountered them

>>20289261
>look at the ingredients
>cuts away to avoid showing the ingredients

sus

>>20295857
To buy more eggs

>>20289252
more pepperonis does not equate to more gooder. anyone whos ordered double pepperoni knows they dont go as crispy

>>20287740
>>20286536
is this any less healthy than just eating the string cheese cold? intuitively, the baked cheese looks less healthy because it's oozing grease, but when you eat it cold, aren't you just eating the same oil, just in a more solid form?

>>20289426
humina humina humina

>>20293260
Lmao the stupid faggot flooding this thread with faggot garbage tried spamming there and got completely ignored

>>20296188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

>>20293915
Countries, states and schools are not ideologies. Calm down before calling people retards and making false claims

>>20294992
A fed bear is a dead bear

>>20293399
>>20296090

>>20290759
they taste what they eat
in the nigger part of brazil they eat the ones that live in coconuts and say the taste it exactly like coconuts, not sure about the texture tho

>>20296333
they're clearly in a zoo you retard

>>20295264
do you stab them with a knife when you sniff?

>>20286622
I hate watching people eat but she's cute, reminds me of Olivia Thirlby in Dredd

>>20296333
an unfed bear in a zoo is a dead bear in a zoo

>>20286566
That's just a casserole

>>20286833
i was expecting it to set on fire

>>20289329
That's not enough McDonalds to be sitting so casually with. A cheeseburger is two or three bites. And she's wearing too much eye makeup, makes her look 40.

>>20289415
This webm is so fucking boring I've never been able to watch more than a few seconds.

>>20286621
Asians aren't good at math, ok?

>>20294992
Why the fuck there's a guy in bear costume in a bear cage?

>>20296755
She's 47

>>20286533
>this makes keto-ooks cum uncontrollably

>>20289443
Countries are ideologies you fucking shit-eating retard. Ever since their inception flags have been about ideology

>>20297434
They aren't but you do you. Hope life gets better for you.

>>20295818
Wouldn't surprise me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWCrkrtELlw

>>20286541
0/10, too much salsa

>>20295053
>disgusting skin flakes all over your food
>hot
What is wrong with you?

Is there a bigger meme than keto? I can't think of any.

>>20298059
Raw meat carnivore diet is just as bad.

>>20290580
>cums in your cum
you are welcome

>>20297972
Getting cute girls to do disgusting things to your food makes my pp the big pp

>>20293375
kys anon

>>20291896
the chinese dont follow gweilo laws.

>>20292765
thats a weird thing to say completely unprompted. rabbi jannie, did you think you were in a /pol/ humor thread or something? This is /ck/.