/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20281358
The funny ones are the 20 page menus from Greek restaurants, they take some time to get through.

>>20281358
Italian also, they usually have so many pages that it gets ridiculious.

yea ill have the chunks of meat in a circle

>>20281392
i actually ordered that when i went here and it was pretty good

>>20281416
This one is always my favorite lmao guys big balls sounds actually good

>>20281416
Superbowl smash bro'det for me

>>20281416
>Football : The Meal
Hoo-ah

>>20281416
Would Tabasco butter be good on wings?

>>20281364
Some of the Vietnamese places I go to have hundreds of things on the menu. Most of it is the same shit with slight differences

>>20281416
Why are all the Entrees main meals? Where are the main meals? I assume there's a second page

>>20281541
As long as Walkin' on the Sun plays first

>>20281358
“Deadliest catch” sounds so fucking gross.

>>20281576
because youre encouraged to buy a four course meal

>>20281569
>vietnamese, order by number
Old joke: Asian couple in bed, hubs is horny. Looks at wife and says, "How about a little 69?" She replies with "You want a beef and broccoli?"

>>20281416
>Sorry could you repeat that please
>Y-yeah I'd like Guy's Big Balls and Donkamole fries please

>Angioplasty
>Triple-Bypass
>Kardiac Arrest
>This could be the big one!
Why yes, we'd love for you to drop dead, please enjoy

>>20281697
>implying there are things in this dystopian hellscape of a restaurant that might not be fucking gross.
Pic is not related

>>20281721

>>20281416
>22 pounds of olives
>$15.90
I'm sorry what the fuck

>>20281929
>he believes this is real

>>20282044
>it's real to me dammit!

>>20282044
I like to imagine he read through the rest of the menu and that was the one that crossed the line.

>>20281721
decent joke premise, awful execution

>>20282234
Can you rewrite it for us civilians who don’t have comedian brains?

>>20282234
Sorry, can't do racist impressions on a blue board.

>>20281724
>Extra wet-naps again sir?

https://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/sites/default/files/2021-10/The-Cheesecake-Factory-Nutritional-Guide.pdf

The cheesecake factory menu is ridiculous, way too much stuff and all over the place. Eg: buffalo wings, shepherds pie, fettuccini, quesadillas, orange chicken, hibachi steak, chicken marsala, thai lettuce wraps, ahi poke bowl

Also their breakfast burrito has 2260 calories

>>20281358
>Sanford's
We have 2 of these in Wyoming. Eaten there several times

>>20282311
Do you get a discount if you take your sons?

Mexican restaurants are the worst. Everything on the menu sounds the same.

>>20281358
I learned from Ramsay that if a menu has more than like 10 entrees, avoid!

>>20282365
That comes across as so gay that it must be British or French.

>>20282322
lmaooo

>>20282310
what the fuck, why would they put food people want to eat on the menu

>>20281566
Probably. Its basically buffalo sauce with tabasco peppers subbed for the cayenne.

>>20282322
That is both sexist and ableist

>>20282402
>Ramsay

>>20283204
>large breakfast 5.10
I know this is in yuropounds, but that's pretty cheap. Old menu is old.

Pic is not related

>bottomeless fries

I miss Ja/ck/ actually cooking, now it's just grumpy boomer behavior as he forces Tammy to make things on cheap Chinese cookware. I miss when he was making abominations next to his washing machine. California Jack was so much better. He went to Tennessee once and was so impressed by the culture of gluttony that he moved there, and it's sad. Verification not required.

>>20282402

Most of his restaurants have more than 10 entrees on the menu.

>>20282365

>one ingredient vaguely associated with Asia?
>must be umami then!

Slay, queen.

>>20282310
>>20282684
They really don't, they're just appealing to soccer moms and the widest demographic possible.

This place just closed recently. The food was fucking MASSIVE.

>>20283332
Look at that list of sides

Imagine prepping that EVERY DAY

>>20283332
>>20283336
>All you can eat "rules"
>Menu has 14 sides, six desserts, twelve meats and 10 appetizers
>"It is the people who are not finishing their second plate that are causing our high food costs!"

>>20283336
>prepping
>pours bag into steam tray
preps done, chef

>>20283286
>They don't put food people want to eat
>They put food those NORMIE SOCCER MOM WIDE DEMOGRAPHIC want to eat
KILL YOURSELF RETARD!

>>20283336
>implying it's not all Sysco frozen shit
Lad

>>20281358
the diamond plate background really is the chef's kiss here

>>20283239
One Garbage Stew please.
Surpise me with your random delights!

>>20283220
The half rack of ribs and six onion rings for £4.85 caught my eye.

>>20281721
>>20282234
>>20282243
>>20282246
This Chinaman was laying in bed with his old, he snuggles up to her and says "how about a rittle 69." so she turns to him and says "YOU WAN EGGLOLL WITH DAT?"

>>20281721
>>20282234
>>20282243
>>20282246
>This Chinaman was laying in bed with his old lady, he snuggles up to her and says "how about a rittle 69." so she turns to him and says "YOU WAN EGGLOLL WITH DAT?"

>>20283380
>>20283336

Guaranteed the sides that come mandatory with your meat plate are fucking massive so you go there for the advertised "all you can eat bbq" and you get a chicken leg, 3 ribs and have to eat a metric fuck ton of beans and mashed potatoes if you want some more meat. Only to be charged an extra five dollars if you don't also finish the second massive helpings of potatoes, beans or whatever. Geee... I wonder why they closed!

This fried chicken place in my city has about 60 seasonings to choose from. Based or cringe?

>>20281416
I want this.

>>20283713
This is extremely obnoxious. You can tell the wings are small and overcooked, they don't even bother with boneless wings and give you "boneless nuggets", but i'm supposed to care which of 75 nearly identical sauces you have

>>20283727
Boneless nugget is probably just Scottish speak for what would otherwise be called a boneless wing. Other than that I seeno real problem.

>>20283713
id enjoy all of these

>>20283204
>needing an internet connection to use a menu
Techfaggots really should be lined up and shot.

>>20281416
>extra wet naps: $3.50
lmao

someone post the wcw nitro grill menu thats all about kevin nash getting raped

>>20283727
>but i'm supposed to care which of 75 nearly identical sauces you have
anon i dont know how to tell you this but the flavor of chicken comes from the spices you add to it
otherwise it just tastes like chicken
if you can't tell the difference between wings rubbed with jerk spice, maple bbq, and buffalo bleu cheese then i think you're the problem

>>20281721
Isn't that joke from some 80s movie? I distinctly remember a kid, possibly Ke Huy Quan or whatever his name is (Data from Goonies) lost somewhere and trying to find the right bus home. They only people to ask are an elderly Chinese could but he only barely speaks any Chinese at all. In his broken Chinese, he winds up asking, instead of "which bus goes downtown?" (or whichever place he actually wanted to go to), "which number is beef and broccoli?" The couple, visibly confused, answer "43" or whichever number they actually said and he, extremely excitedly, kept repeating the number. As her left the could say to each other that this kid must really like beef and broccoli.
No idea what movie it was but I remember that scene.

>>20283713
i want 1 of every wing so i can see the difference

>>20281416
wtf did i just read

>>20282402
>michelin star tv dinners

>>20283542
Headed in the right direction but i know we can still do better.

>>20282310
>Also their breakfast burrito has 2260 calories
wtf how

If your menu has more than 20 items including deserts and drinks, you should just kill yourself.

>>20281721
No, we 86'd the PooPoo Pratter.
Ni-How!

>>20281576
Entree means main meal you goober.
Appetizer is the non-main one.

>>20287056
Entree means the course you start your main course with
Whether you have appetizers, hors d'oevres, amuse-bouches, what have you, or not, the entree is still the first main course
It's the course that enters, or introduces, the main

>>20281712
>>20287056
Americans are retarded as usual

>>20287126
i agree, no idea why you included me in that post though.

>>20287128
Was meant to be >>20287085 but I'm also retarded

>>20281416

uhhh just the fries please

>>20281358
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>20287126
When a horse comes over you better bring out the big portions

Post more revolting menus

>>20282310
>Also their breakfast burrito has 2260 calories
Not only that, there is not a single item on the menu that has more calories from fat, either by percentage or total count. The burrito must be 80% avocado, sour cream, and cheese.

>>20281358
In my experience fajitas are pretty safe in joints like this because it's simple and comes unassembled.

>>20283713
for me, it's Mk211

>>20289543
>I AM housemade dressing

>>20282365
>uncut peanut bites
why is the implication that some chicken is circumcised

>>20281358
This giant and extremely dense menu for what is literally a one flattop shack in the middle of nowhere, who mainly just caters to people going to a nearby gun range.

>>20289545
KWAB. Here's the real thing. Pretty typical American casual dining menu.

>>20289645
>I AM probiotic kimchi

>>20281358
Its nice to see a restruant supporting the gays.

>>20289545
>>20290626
been looking for this thank you

>>20281566
Buffalo sauce is just hot sauce and butter

>>20289543
I saw a paragraph written like it was from American Psycho about this menu, but I didn't save it :(

I have a higher resolution image saved of this one somewhere but I can't find it right now

>>20292955
newfags can't triforce burger ($1 off on Tuesdays!)

>>20294812
this is menu heaven

>>20281364
try diners on Long Island