/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20268787
mozzarella stick pls

>>20268787
A good book

>>20268787
Cock tail? Sorry, that's not for me, i'm not a homosexual, sir.

>>20268807
*The black bartender teleports behind you and takes your bussy* heh nothin personnel, faggot

>>20268787
>What appetizer would you like with it?
Big sloppa-tier platter of antipasti.

>>20268807
THIS. God I wish I had the balls to retort to a stuffy, pretentious waiter with their uniform and clean dress with something like this. You KNOW they judge you when you walk in and sit down at their restaurant. They act like they own the place, knowing who the cooks are, communicating with the cooks and management. If you want to speak to the cooks about a special request, they stop you and say no sir, I'll do that. It's like what the fuck, no? Why do I have to bow to the whims of some asshole waiter or waitress just because they supposedly "run the show." AND THEN they want a tip after everything is all said and done, they expect a giant tip that's 20% of the meal (and it used to be 10%.... notice that?). They want you to pay 20% for their condescending attitude, judgment of you, controlling your movements and thoughts, and general despicable behavior. The whole profession is a fraud.

>>20268848
seek therapy

>>20268787
12 clams please
here's an extra tip for being a goth homosexual my good man
*flips him an american silver eagle from the year of his birth*

>>20268787
>tfw I'm asked What appetizer would you like with it?
another cocktail please

>>20268807
>Anon says this when 15 minutes ago he was giving someone a blowjob through the glory hole.

>>20268787
Given that I'm only here for a few minutes while waiting for a plane how about a small beer and some gardettos then maybe I can take the rest of the gardettos onto the plane with me to share with the stewardasses

Let's go with something like this, for starters.
Then more drink.

>>20268787
fuck you I didn't order no faggy *cock*tail, now bring me my highlife garçon

>>20268787
Excellent niggeroni as usual Justin. I will have the soft pretzel bites with nacho cheese dip.

>>20269389
Have some combos sir

>>20268787
Why are you black?

>>20268848
Just stop going out to eat dummy

>>20268787
I'll have the poo poo platter, stat!

>>20269637
You can't avoid that especially if with a cute girlfriend or wife. They like to go out and be seen, it is what it is.

>>20268787
I would take dinner with the appetizer chef over the appetizer, because I could learn how to make appetizers from him, and make connections

>>20269973
Dude anon, that's pretty twisted and doesn't make much sense.

>>20268787
I just want a Trappist beer you asshole. With raw milk cheese. Take your loud chain, tattoos, and pretentious fake silver skull ring and go fuck yourself. With your pretentious cocktail made with garbage alcohol.

NO

I dont drink outside, the jew in me prohibits to pay overprice

>>20270000
You clearly jewed for the quad 0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jykjMBl7JKc

>>20269529
Soap shortage

>boo hoo I don't drink cocktails, something about money or testosterone
Some people are maladjusted. I usually drink pints of beer or cider, or straight whisky on the rocks. But, I can branch out to a few cocktails sometimes. There's so much faggotry in this thread and none is resonating from this post. As for what to eat, maybe olives and meat, with a few bread type products and a dip